Im not writing this to criticze you, Im here to warn you, PLEAE DO NOT MOCK MY GOD. I have read some of the content that you have posted and to the simple minded and none believers you make a few key points. However, to believers like myself I can only ask for forgiveness on your behalf because you don’t know what your doing and I pray for your enlightenment. After running across a conversation with a co-worker I decided to visit your website, and I was immediately saddened. I just want you know that Im not successful by chance, I was supposed to be dead along time ago, sleeping in my grave, but my father heard this Sinner’s Prayer and by faith I am here today, faith in my Lord & Savior Jesus Christ. Although, I have never seen him, I can feel him all around me, in everything I do, NO ONE can tell me he does not exist. Thru personal experiences that I couldn’t have made out of by myself, I was the victor. Im not sure if your doing this for kicks or what, to each its own. Whether this is just a publicity stunt, true belief, or what have you, I just want you to know that My father lives and in his house are many mansions…….May God Bless you and Keep you……..
They are worthless, a work of mockery; In the time of their punishment they will perish. Jeremiah 51:18
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~MS. KESHA~
Ft. Myers, FL
@ Iron Bess: Jolly NEW England. But I do take the across the pond reference as a compliment. I do have a Monty Pythonesque sense of humor, when I’m in a good mood. “Just one more thin wafer sir.” LOL….their God is so tasteless compared to a good sit down speghetti and meatball dinner.
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Wench Cyka.
To focus your concentration? No problem with that – a form of self-hypnosis. I turn on some fans (for a type of white noise) and smoke a blunt :)
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The idea that a crystal contains healing energies is a bit beyond me.
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Well, healing ain’t really my realm, though I do hope to learn some of it one day.
I do know that sodalite is a great focus anything stone, hematite is a great grounding stone, especially if you’re emotionally twitchy, labradorite can be used like an energy bank, so can quartz, but not very long-term. Labradorite can hold a charge like a car battery. Onyx is great for sucking out negative energy, like if you need to be calm and you just had a bad case of road-rage…
This is the kinda crap I mean. Like my previous posts say, and like I tell my kids, this is what I believe, I’m not out to convince anyone else, but when I’m in a decent mood, I will answer nicely asked questions without too much sarcasm ;-)
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@MOH “I CAN’T BELIVE THIS BULLSHIT IS REAL” Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty!
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“MAN I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE OR A GIRLFRIEND. ARE YOU TRYING TO MOCK GOD BY SAYING THE WORLD WAS CREATRED BY spaghetti.”
Don’t feel sorry for me. I have both. And I think you are mocking our Spaghetti Monster by saying the world was created by God!
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“WHAT CAN YOU SAY ONLY AMIRACANS ARE IS TO ONLY COUNTRY SOMETHING LIKE THIS WILL HAPPEN.” Erm? Can you say that in English? I am from the UK. FSM is a faith for all nations.
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“I HOPE YOU DIE IN THE MOST HORRIBLE WAY SO THE YOU CAN MEET GOOD FOR YOURSELF, AND BURN IN HELL FOR YOU DISRESPECT TO GOD.” Spoken like a true Christian. You must really hate that Jesus guy. All that not judging others, “Love thy enemy” and “Turn the other cheek” bullshit.
Seems to me that Jesus had no idea what Christians wanted from him.
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“AND YOUR GOD LOOKS LIKE PASTE AND MEATBALLS.”
And yours looks like a reject from ZZ Top!
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“HOPE YOU CHANGE YOUR WAY BEFORE ITS TO LATE, WHY AM I LIEING TO YOU ITS ALREADY TO LATE YOU SHOULD BY FOR YOU SINS IN HELL.”
Again, spoken like a true Christian!
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Alchemist – all things have an energy to them. Being able to utilize the energy is possible.
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The healing aspect may be a combination of self hypnosis and focus on the object or process. I freely acknowledge that there are things that a person can’t heal for themselves without modern medicine.
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RAmen to that one!
If all things could easily be cured by magic in this world, I would never have another migraine as long as I live, that’s fer dern sure! Yeah, plenty of people out there love to be sick so others take care of them, and feel bad for them. I can’t stand pity, and I have always taken great joy in doing things on my own. Everyone around me knows not to get in my way on a good day, they just might get knocked over as I do everything I can before another headache shuts me down.
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If you would like a true, 18 years-practicing witch to write a letter on behalf of most homeopathy is tripe for you Al, just let my know! But until my head is pain-free, I’ll try every remedy presented my way! Currently, Belladonna in small doses, yes deadly nightshade, has worked best. Hey it’s better for me than the oxycontin!
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Alchemist Oct 3rd, 2007 at 11:55 am
Hi :)
“after a while all the conversations have been exhausted and you just end up repeating yourself.”
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Sounds familiar :p))
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Ahh Nikkiee – the classic statement. One that is intended to elicit a reaction yet all innocence can be portrayed by the issuer.
You’re bright and smiley all of a sudden? We hear fuck-all from you and then you suddenly manage to appear when a disagreement starts?
Just bad timing I guess? :p))
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@Pluto
“The 3R’s of a faith school:
1 Religion
2 Retarded
3 Ridiculous”
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That’s remarkably similar to how someone summed up George Bush’ voters to me:
- rich
- religious
- rednecks
- retards
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I don’t want to sound stupid, but what does RAmen mean?
I asked this in a different thing, but I don’t remember which one it was XD
So if I ever want to know the answer, I have to remember it was THIS ONE.
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@Alchemist Oct 3rd, 2007 at 3:17 pm
“Just bad timing I guess? :p))”
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Perhaps you should check the threads a bit more Alchemist, I’ve been around :))
In a nasty mood are we? :p))
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@Alchemist Oct 3rd, 2007 at 3:17 pm
“You’re bright and smiley all of a sudden?”
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Yep and I have good reason. Lifes great. :)) Appologies if that annoys you :(((
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litgiditga Oct 3rd, 2007 at 3:37 pm
“I don’t want to sound stupid, but what does RAmen mean?”
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“RAmen” is used at the end of a statement to express approval.
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Please, correct me if I’m wrong…
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Completely off-topic, this nice (sad?) freudian slip from the Muricans beloved president:
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“Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit. I appreciate—APEC summit.”—addressing the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation, Sydney, Australia, Sept. 7, 2007
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Why has a Christian started a thread saying “Take Head“? I thought they believed “Tis better to give than receive” like it says in the bible.
They should be saying “Give head” that would be a more Christian thing to do surely?
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Nikki – I thought you had to dash off and do important things or meet friends :)
FSM knows we’d hate to keep you from your fun packed life!
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Yeah – you’re spot on – I’m jealous of you. Or maybe it’s got something to do with your constant “I’ve got more important thing to do… posts”?
Who knows!
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@Alchemist Oct 3rd, 2007 at 3:17 pm
“We hear fuck-all from you and then you suddenly manage to appear when a disagreement starts?”
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Just a suggestion but have you considered getting a new seive? :D
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oops. Have I posted at a bad time?
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Alchemist Oct 3rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm
“I’ve got more important thing to do… posts”
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Never said more important things to do…but yeah exams are looming. By the way who’s “we”?
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Davros the Dalek dude Oct 3rd, 2007 at 4:22 pm
“oops. Have I posted at a bad time?”
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Nah :)) Just a not unusual monthly dummy spit :p)
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Don’t worry Davros – some folks seem to think they’re beyond criticism. They seem to think people are in awe of them (remember that ???)
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Aww well – must be my fault – the dummy I was sucking slipped out when I started laughing :D
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Alchemist – you are pretty flexible, aren’t you?
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I, too, say take heed and hear what good council can be taken from this web page. Religion, whatever one chooses as a guide, is a very good thing. Too much religion spawns fanaticism, which spawns wars, fear of the truth and general ignorance. While I shall choose to worship other deities, and not the Spaghetti Monster, each should be free to learn and choose for themselves in full safety and without admonitions from well meaning, though misguided, devoted followers of other paths. Science may some day discover some overlapping territories where religion rings true, but to force that with false data or manipulations of data and statistics is simply creating a lie. No religion that I have heard of values a falsehood. Schools are for facts, temples, churches and covens are for teaching religion. The two are neither interchangeable nor indispensable in all cases. You speak of judgment and yet you exercise little of your own. Be still and pray for your own enlightenment. Blessed Be.
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@ OeW
Don’t post things like that! You’ll beat my best friend to making me spit liquid out my nose!
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@Griz
RAmen!
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*whispers quietly in a giggly voice,”We’re everywhere!” then snickers and walks away*
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@Alchemist Oct 3rd, 2007 at 5:17 pm
“some folks seem to think they’re beyond criticism. They seem to think people are in awe of them (remember that ???)”
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At me? If so remember what?
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Wench Cyka
Oct 3rd, 2007 at 9:03 pm
*whispers quietly in a giggly voice,”We’re everywhere!” then snickers and walks away*
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snickers are a very tasty bit of chocolate aren’t they?
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Hey! don’t make fun of my addiction!
Chocoholism is a serious problem that has me paying homage to the great gods of Cocoa on a daily basis!!
*quickly hides three wrappers in a baby’s carseat, hoping nobody saw how fast they vanished between the store and the car*
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What’s more holy? milk chocolate or dark?
Would it be dark? because dark is purer?
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Of course! I’ve even been caught consuming straight baker’s chocolate during the penny-pinching days, when there’s nothing to cook it into! bout 70% is perfect!
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@Alchemist and Wenchy
“@Alchemist Oct 3rd, 2007 at 5:17 pm
“some folks seem to think they’re beyond criticism. They seem to think people are in awe of them (remember that ???)”
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At me? If so remember what?”
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*wabbit folds arms tapping foot*…
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hmmm, lucky wabbit’s feet… wabbit stew…. heeeeerrrrreeeee bunny bunny!!!
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“hmmm, lucky wabbit’s feet… wabbit stew”
Hehehehehehehe….second smile I’ve had this afternoon :))
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Sorry Thumper :( Don’t worry about it. Just the usual :((
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Hey is Bambi with ya? Mmmmm, nice venison meatballs, oh dear!
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@Wench Cyka
“heeeeerrrrreeeee bunny bunny!!!”…hello…did you know wabbit is lacking in almost all essential vitamins and minerals???…tis true…
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@Wenchy
The usual huh…I’ve been hiding…waiting for the “catgate” fiasco to blow over…what may seem usual to you may well be rather unusual for the wabbit…*wabbit arches eyebrow…ears back flat*
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@Wench Cyka
“Hey is Bambi with ya? Mmmmm, nice venison meatballs, oh dear!”…oh deer oh deer…
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Wench Cyka, care to join me next june for some wabbit-hunting? The wabbit refuses to say if the cat is safe. So the wabbit-hunt is still on :)
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And dark chocolate is definitly best! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, chocolate…. *slurp*
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@Red
“Wench Cyka, care to join me next june for some wabbit-hunting”…that’s too bad Red…wabbit season down under is in April…are you comming to sunny Queensland??? make sure you visit “The Big Pineapple”…it’s really something…our answer to the Sphinx…we also have plenty of barren desert and poison nasty wildlife…and drop bears…you sure you still wanna come here???
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@☠DutchPastaGuy☠-“That’s remarkably similar to how someone summed up George Bush’ voters to me:”
I think you’ll find they are the same people Dutch.
First rule of Faith School: Vote Republican!!!
Second rule of Faith School: VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!
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*mocks God*
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Thumper ™
Oct 4th, 2007 at 2:56 am
@Red
“Wench Cyka, care to join me next june for some wabbit-hunting”…that’s too bad Red…wabbit season down under is in April…are you comming to sunny Queensland??? make sure you visit “The Big Pineapple”…it’s really something…our answer to the Sphinx…we also have plenty of barren desert and poison nasty wildlife…and drop bears…you sure you still wanna come here???
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We’ll do some poaching then, poached wabbit…… I can always say it was an accident *honestly officer, that pan just slipped from my hands*
Yes, I’m still coming over, even to queensland :) I’m bringing my frying pan anyway so I should be quite safe.
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Paul, wich one?
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Mock all gods, they’re not exactly going to stop you…
(and I’m pretty sure the FSM can distill mockery down into a whole new brand of pasta-ey goodness with which to further spread the noodley love).
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Somebody needs to do the patented Jingles Fuckwit Finder Mark 2 on this capslock dude – but I haven’t the time :(
Ho hum!
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@Red Dutch
“We’ll do some poaching then, poached wabbit”
Hehehehehe….
You don’t want to go to the Big Pineapple…don’t listen to him. I think you’ll find the Gold Coast much more rewarding :p
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Nasty deadly things, don’t bother me, I have kids! And oh yeah, I live in Airzona too!
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Arizona, home of one of the world’s nastier species of scorpion. I love venomous wildlife…
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Wench Cyka worte – “Hey is Bambi with ya? Mmmmm, nice venison meatballs, oh dear!” So you like balls, nice to hear ;)
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