Im not writing this to criticze you, Im here to warn you, PLEAE DO NOT MOCK MY GOD. I have read some of the content that you have posted and to the simple minded and none believers you make a few key points. However, to believers like myself I can only ask for forgiveness on your behalf because you don’t know what your doing and I pray for your enlightenment. After running across a conversation with a co-worker I decided to visit your website, and I was immediately saddened. I just want you know that Im not successful by chance, I was supposed to be dead along time ago, sleeping in my grave, but my father heard this Sinner’s Prayer and by faith I am here today, faith in my Lord & Savior Jesus Christ. Although, I have never seen him, I can feel him all around me, in everything I do, NO ONE can tell me he does not exist. Thru personal experiences that I couldn’t have made out of by myself, I was the victor. Im not sure if your doing this for kicks or what, to each its own. Whether this is just a publicity stunt, true belief, or what have you, I just want you to know that My father lives and in his house are many mansions…….May God Bless you and Keep you……..
They are worthless, a work of mockery; In the time of their punishment they will perish. Jeremiah 51:18
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~MS. KESHA~
Ft. Myers, FL
@Reflectoy
“I find it interesting how you said don’t insult my god. I believe in god to my friend, and I don’t think he would want to to threaten a group of people on their own site. He is not YOUR god he is everyone’s. But yes i do agree with some things you say but i think ur being a bit hypocritcal. If you want to make sense. DON’T COME HERE!”
Why do you keep coming here, reflector? Is it because you like to get ganged up on by people who use their brains and observations to reach logical conclusions? Or is it because you are genuinely trying to convert (”save”) us? If it is the second one, I must tell you that you are wasting your time. May you be touched by His Noodley Appendage,
RAmen
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Dammit! I triple checked my spelling, and I still got the first word wrong! Oh well.
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Why can’t people just accept that we are a religion and stop pushing their beliefs on us Pastafarians. I find it offensive and actually quite funny when people start talking about the end of the world and how we are all going to go to hell for what we believe in.
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@Crimsonroses42- welcome aboard
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In a handbasket, Crimson. We’re going to hell in a handbasket. It’s very exciting.
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Most fun I’ve ever had. It’s like a rollercoaster of sin, only we don’t have to pay for it (spiritually, anyway. Some of it we still have to pay for it legally.)
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Yeah, like when you want the strippers to shake their boobies in your face… or if you want a happy ending… that always costs a little extra…
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I took head last Wednesday, Judg”e”ment Day was Friday and I passed!!!!!!!!!
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I do not see why you would take any offence to this or feel the need to pray for the believers of this religion. What makes you think that they are worshipping a different God? As you said, you have never seen Him, so what makes you think He isn’t a large ball of spaghetti who can control us with a noodley apendage.
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LMAO oh by the merciful heavens people can’t you take a joke , please please please please learn to spell before posting LMAO
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Yeah. So I tried to take head, but no one was offering to give me any. I tried the internets, but all I found was psychos and whores. Finally got lucky in an airport bathroom. Woo-hoo!
BTW, ninjas are cooler than pirates
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“ninjas are cooler than pirates”
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Pirates get wenches. QED.
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OEJ
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Eat your own words Jesus follower:
“I can feel him all around me, in everything I do”
That is not Jesus. That is His Noodly Appendage, wrapping His loving arms around you. Yet, you do not believe, and that is Truly Sad.
Hark! The FSM does not judge. There is no Hell awaiting you, no boiling water sans the noodles for all Eternity. Nay! His Loving Noodles await thee. All you need is faith and then it’s time to feel the love.
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Ummmmm…… Can I get some head?
This whole thing is so, SO, funny.
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Ugh… God brings us nothing but trouble… first he introduces life, and now he’s even saving the life of this douchebag!
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Hmmmm…not meaning to screw up your belief…if you want to believe God saved you, by all means go ahead (or aheed, if we’re playing a happy spell-swap game), but could you give details of what happened and how you can prove it was God and not…ooooh…the Flyng Spaghetti Monster…that saved you?
But it’s nice you’re so definite in what you believe. I wish I was so sure (and that’s not sarcasm, by the way.)
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Well, at least she’s nice. She’s a little, erm, into the whole Christianity thing, but she’s not blasting us. Be nice to her.
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If I didn’t believe that all religions were such a crock, I would become a true fundie Pastafarian. But then I thought about the RAmen reference. It was first mentioned that it represents AMEN which is used by Christians and Muslims. But Muslims say Ameen not Amen. However, before Mohammad decided to name his god, he just called him Ar-Rahmen. This is all over the koran, and muslims have decided it must mean lord or beneficient one, or some other nonsense. So RAmen actually has even more value than originally thought. Hmmm…maybe this is actually a sign from the FSM HIMself? I may have to convert.
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Mock, mock, mock, mock…
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Take head- bwah ha ha ha ha!!
I was feeling a little blue, now I feel better. There is a Monster!
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Fuck your god….moreover, fuck the men who created your god.
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… chaaaaarrrrrrmng …
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I would love to take some “head”! I love head, it feels great, I would gladly join your religious fanatisism if it meant I got head at church! Sweet dude, thank you for enlightening me.
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@ Che – “I would gladly join your religious fanatisism if it meant I got head at church!”
I’m sure there are quire boys who think differently mate.
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@emjay – And go fuck your self wanker. No one else ever will
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So much hatred…
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Done taking head.
Now what?
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wow the last quote looks like what every cult leader has said, are you sure christianity is not a cult now since the demise of its original leader? all organizations go down the drain when the original founder dies its all a matter of time.
may our noodly creator be ever constant.
RAmen
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Pretty pathetic, Ms Kesha. Ever notitce how believers always sic their god on those who disagree with them. I am convinced hell was invented because Jesus forbade his followers from taking revenge on those who wronged them. Therefore, they had to inventt this revenge fantasy known as hell to slake their thirst for the blood of their enemies.
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[Sarcsam] Repent! the end of the world is at hand [/sarcasam]
if christians were right about all of this the world wold have ended over one hundred times in the last decade
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All I know is I want as much head as I can get before judgement day arrives
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Ya know if God saves Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, James Doson, Pope Gregory XVI, Rabbi Mayer Kahana, and a dozen assorted Mullahs, heaven is going to look like the last meeting of SPECTRE.
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Isn’t her god kinda needy and dependent. He makes us so we can “worship him”. Would he really need all that ego reinforcement if he were comfortable in his how skin?
Dont you think some of those early prophets should have been more socially savvy about this whole adorataion thing. “Watsa matter, God, didn’t get enough attention growing up”is what they shoulda been asking. Clearly a little codepoendency therapy might hacve worked wonders on Him.
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Judgement? Am I going to court? What the fuck did I do, kick a dog or something? Oh wait… I get it now… but it doesn’t change a thing: your fantasies can’t judge shit.
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Dear Ms. Keesha,
Don’t worry, the FSM doesn’t insist that you make others “take head”. May you find comfort cradled in his Noodley Appendages and never have to turn tricks again.
RAmen
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We don’t believe that, and we will continue to do this, because we all believe in this with our very souls. We feel the FSM’s Noodly Appendage touching us. I respect your religion, now I expect the same thing in return. Thank you very much.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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