I’ve never been one to bash other people’s religions, but I just think that what you have started is ridiculous. As someone else on the site said, pasta wasn’t created until the 1600′s, how could a flying spaghetti monster create the world, when spaghetti wasn’t even created yet? And about that Tibetan painting, it’s not your Spaghetti Monster. It’s bearded man.
It’s just so silly and I can’t beleive you even bother. I am just so vexed right now that you preach these blatant lies. I’m not trying to force Catholicism on you or anyone, because I’m NOT CATHOLIC. I actually choose not to spend my time depending on a ficticious “higher being”, especially not a “god” that I eat periodically. You have to stop this, you need to find some other way to get your kicks, and go to school or something, get a good job, and forget about this silly business.
-Chelsey
Christ4all Sep 24th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
@RDPW – Thanks for the facts! It makes sense. Christians have adopted a lot of things from other cultures. If I remember correctly that was mostly because of being oppressed during its start up.
So was christianity right then or is it right now. As you say, christians have adopted a lot of things from other cultures. It doesn’t really make sense that christianity could have been right to start with, changed, and was still right after all of that (especially considering that christians denounce the cultures that they adopted the things from).
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Also, an awful lot of christian tradition/custom/whatnot came after it had been accepted in Rome and was spreading across Europe. You might also note that during this time, it was the christians that were oppressing/murdering/torturing/committing genocide against all the people they came in contact with.
“Christ4all Sep 24th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
RPDW – I thought Isreal was the area and Isrealite was the identifier.”
Dude, it’s an obvious typo, get over it. That aside, why didn’t you just look up “Israel” in a dictionary or something, instead of sounding like a… well, a mean ole’ fundie.
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P.S. I thought “Israel” was the area and Isreal was an obvious typo.
(P.S.)^2 I thought Israelite was the identifier and Isrealite was an obvious typo.
I still have my foreskin and am rather fond of it. Its nice to know that the FSM loves all mankind. And the way a mans winkle looks has nothing to do with it.
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Maybe it says something in the bible that after this god chappy made man he thought “Oh bugger! Look at his winky! I knew I should have taken that bit of skin at the end off. If he goes for a cold shower and it shrinks it might start looking like a Cornish Pasty! I’ll have to put a extra passage in the guide book I’m writing that man must have it foreskin removed while still a baby. I really must keep of the sherry when creating…”
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Mankind… created by God…. but he made a bit of a mess of the todger?
@ eddie spaghetti “I had an uncle that did circumcisions.
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He never charged anyone.
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He just took tips.”
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LOL!!!!!!!
Mmmmm. My comments have switched time and got inserted before the comments I commented on! Wow, I just discovered either evidence of time-travel or a timewarp!
RDPW,
mine too, the FSM has given us time travelling abilities. RAMEN!
Quote: Mmmmm. My comments have switched time and got inserted before the comments I commented on! Wow, I just discovered either evidence of time-travel or a timewarp!
I guess this explains Chelsey’s questions about the discovery of Pasta in the 1600 versus the eternal existence of our most beloved Spaghetti Monster.
Hey good point Koen! Nice one!