I’ve never been one to bash other people’s religions, but …

Published September 17th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I’ve never been one to bash other people’s religions, but I just think that what you have started is ridiculous. As someone else on the site said, pasta wasn’t created until the 1600′s, how could a flying spaghetti monster create the world, when spaghetti wasn’t even created yet? And about that Tibetan painting, it’s not your Spaghetti Monster. It’s bearded man.

It’s just so silly and I can’t beleive you even bother. I am just so vexed right now that you preach these blatant lies. I’m not trying to force Catholicism on you or anyone, because I’m NOT CATHOLIC. I actually choose not to spend my time depending on a ficticious “higher being”, especially not a “god” that I eat periodically. You have to stop this, you need to find some other way to get your kicks, and go to school or something, get a good job, and forget about this silly business.

-Chelsey



174 Responses to “I’ve never been one to bash other people’s religions, but …”

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  1. PacificPam says:

    matt, let me tell you somethign…yhou…where the heck?
    hahahahahahahahahahah
    .
    fucking chtistians

  2. eterpage says:

    actually they have found pasta in china over 4000 years old.
    so in that way you are a hipocrit. saying we lie when you are the liar.
    yar

  3. Taylor says:

    Yar? Silly business you say? Avast ye non believer and prepare to be inflicted with his carbohydrated scurvy!

    Dude, it’s a joke. The entire “religion” is deisgned to look completely ridiculous at first glance, and then upon closer inspection you see that all the things that re “ridiculous” about it can just as easily apply to Christianity.

  4. Goblin Jim says:

    Actually, evidence has shown that the Chinese have made pasta since around 2000 B.C.

  5. Bobert says:

    Pasta only appeared in China when the FSM felt there was a need for it to be there. Hr taught the Chinese so that the whole world could enjoy his noodley goodness.
    RAMEN

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