I saw your Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website today.
Okay, it’s great to have a bit of a laugh, and I did when I read the bit about ‘our God having bigger balls than yours’ but I think you guys are taking it too far.
10 million people? Get real. No-one believes in that crap. Your only supporters are atheists, which means they don’t believe in a God.
Academic endorsements? You don’t need a PhD to understand God. Having a PhD does not mean that you can make judgements about God and religion, put them in a box and say “this is God”. No-one can do that.
Also, don’t you think that you might be offending some people? Openly discriminating another religion is not regarded as a decent thing to do. This is not the Crusades. Get with the times. We Christians don’t openly insult other religions on web pages, nor do they against us. There is nothing wrong with having a joke without poking fun at others.
Seriously, I think you guys are pathetic.
I’m not even going to try and counter your theories, because I don’t need to, they’re so stupid.
The reason I sent you this email was because I saw your hate mail page and thought I might contribute.
One last thing, to all you so-called ‘Christians’ out there posting hate-mail on this website, I don’t think you’re acting like a Christian if you threaten them with hell, or tell them God will punish them, because of the website.
You’re just as bad as the creators of the website.
Get a life, Mr. Henderson. Stop acting like a primary school kid.
You must be an AMerican, to come up with such crap.
If you want to actually be saved, read the real bible.
Please publish this on your hate mail page. Otherwise writing this email will have been in vain
-GSG
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Trying to talk a man out of his religion is like trying to help him shit a cinder block. Once he has something like that up his ass, he’d rather it stay there, and he’ll do just about anything to keep it there. He’ll convince himself that it belongs there, that it needs to be there to fill a void (never mind how it got there in the first place). Anything would be less painful than letting it pass. To share the pain, he’ll make sure other people have cinder blocks of their asses too. He’ll hurt people who don’t out of jealousy, he’ll…
Hmmm… The cinder block up the ass metaphor seemed right at first, but now it’s not fitting so well (no pun intended).
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Every time I see some long-ass post written by someone who can’t get through the day without bringing up religion…it just reminds me of someone who needs to move out of their parent’s basement and enter the real world.
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@Rylore I will give you $1,000,000 if you can use the scientific method to prove your delusions are true.
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Catholics are not christians? and you claim to know history. before Luther did his thing, all christians were catholics, so your logic about christians not prosecuting people is wrong.
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Care to explain how the bible is all about christ? I think the Jews might have a problem with that. wich brings me to another point Jesus was a jew, and a conservative jew at that.
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Can you prove your statements? not just quote your book of fantasies but actually go out there and give hard proof that your fairy tales are true?
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The bible has a lot of translation errors, the original was written in a language no longer used, and every time it was translated to a new language it was changed to fit the views of the time. so the book you are reading is not the same things that the original authors wrote, so your book is a lie.
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The flat earth was a christian idea, look a Galileo, and Copernicus, why were they prosecuted by the church if the church believed the earth was round.
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Who the F are you to decide who is a ‘true’ chritian and who is not.
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I could go on poking holes at your so called arguments but I think that this should be enough to get you started on the road to learning the truth, that you got sold a bunch of lies and you fell for it.
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@Resonator ouch, that was a painful, yet accurate metaphor.
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Every time I see some long-ass post written by someone….I just can’t read it because I get bored.
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*eats popcorns anxiously*
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You must be american A-hole
(sorry to all my american Pastafarian friends but i find alot of americans to be narrow minded and rude Sorry again. You arent really all bad just the ones who voted for that idiot bushwacker(Bush)sorry again if any of you fall under that category. lets just say for the most part the american public is Ok. to whom it may concern i am from Nova Scotia Canada)
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ummm…
“10 million people? Get real. No-one believes in that crap. Your only supporters are atheists, which means they don’t believe in a God.”
Actually, atheism is the lack of faith in religion. I believe adeism would be a non-belief in god. I happen to be both.
Oh yeah, I’m American as well. Since this little shit seems to be a fellow countryman, let me apologize for the both of us. Sorry about, oh, the last 7 years or so.
Scary how tightly wound and closed-minded some of them can be. Notice he uses a capital G even when not necessarily speaking of his personal bogeyman!
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“Must be American to come up with crap like that?” arent the people we are fighting Christians? arent those Christians also Americans? So that means Christianity is crap. Wow, you just made an amazing discovery thanks!
RAmen.
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“10 million people? Get real. No-one believes in that crap. Your only supporters are atheists, which means they don’t believe in a God.”
we are not mear atheists we are pastafarians
yarr
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“We Christians don’t openly insult other religions on web pages,” all i have to say is BULLSHIT!
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It was some time ago I read this, and despite he think we are crazy and stupid, I really just think he has misinterpreted the site.
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“Having a PhD does not mean that you can make judgements about God and religion, put them in a box and say “this is God”. No-one can do that.”
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yes, this is spot on, if people didn’t tried to put god in a box and say “this is god” there wouldn’t be a problem at all.
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“Also, don’t you think that you might be offending some people? Openly discriminating another religion is not regarded as a decent thing to do. This is not the Crusades”
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no? the crusades were created for several reasons, perhaps the most important: to tie christians togheter( europe were quite messy in the early middle ages), second to impose religon upon others.
In what way is today’s situation not a crusade? I mean, the christians found any form of opposition offencive back then too
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You say “atheist” like its a bad thing? You are an atheist so far as you don’t believe in Allah, Ra, Zeus, our Lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster or all of the other Gods out there (apart from the Christian one), in case you hadn’t noticed, there are a lot of contradictions in the Bible.
Ps, I’m British
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He’s just mad because his holiness did not bestow upon him a PhD.
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CHecking to see if this is working.
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Please prove to me Mr. GSG, that God is real. I’ll cut you some slack and let you try to prove big foot is real. B/c there is more proof that bigfoot is real than god is real. Have yiou ever seen god? Has he ever talked to you? oh, thats right, its all based on faith, not logic or evidence.
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“Also, don’t you think that you might be offending some people? Openly discriminating another religion is not regarded as a decent thing to do.”
Yes, I think it’s extremely offending. All those christians going on and on about their religion, which by the way is one of the latests moves, not the earliest or most classic ones, in the disco. I object having to stay outside of my school building every Wednesday morning when I was young, because I did not want to participate in the predominant denomination’s morning prayer. 15 minutes every friggin Wed I’d stay outside, rain or snow.
Okay, granted my childhood wasn’t that bad and the religious oppression was fairly mild, but I do get pissed off at guys like you sometimes: what gives you the right to shove that bull***t of yours down my, or anyone else’s who’s not listening, throat? And to then turn around and get all offended buy the FSMs? Come on.
Let me ask you this: if there was only one god, yours, did he create all the people not believing in him? If not, who did, and if he did, why exactly? Oh yeah, I know, “mysterious are his ways…” Handy, isn’t it, that one all-purpose sentence. Oh well, I haven’t had many decent discussions with any sort of believer, so why should this one be any exception. I’m still all for discussion though, so keep it (both the amusing christian high-horse discrimination and the 5-year-old’s “I’m feeling aww hurt” comments) coming.
(caveat: English is not my mother tongue, so to have a bash at that makes no sense)
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Lets face it God needs money :)
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