I think you guys are taking it too far

I saw your Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website today.

Okay, it’s great to have a bit of a laugh, and I did when I read the bit about ‘our God having bigger balls than yours’ but I think you guys are taking it too far.

10 million people? Get real. No-one believes in that crap. Your only supporters are atheists, which means they don’t believe in a God.

Academic endorsements? You don’t need a PhD to understand God. Having a PhD does not mean that you can make judgements about God and religion, put them in a box and say “this is God”. No-one can do that.

Also, don’t you think that you might be offending some people? Openly discriminating another religion is not regarded as a decent thing to do. This is not the Crusades. Get with the times. We Christians don’t openly insult other religions on web pages, nor do they against us. There is nothing wrong with having a joke without poking fun at others.

Seriously, I think you guys are pathetic.

I’m not even going to try and counter your theories, because I don’t need to, they’re so stupid.

The reason I sent you this email was because I saw your hate mail page and thought I might contribute.

One last thing, to all you so-called ‘Christians’ out there posting hate-mail on this website, I don’t think you’re acting like a Christian if you threaten them with hell, or tell them God will punish them, because of the website.

You’re just as bad as the creators of the website.

Get a life, Mr. Henderson. Stop acting like a primary school kid.

You must be an AMerican, to come up with such crap.

If you want to actually be saved, read the real bible.

Please publish this on your hate mail page. Otherwise writing this email will have been in vain

-GSG

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  1. 361 fabien Dec 7th, 2007 at 8:01 pm

    “10 million people? Get real. No-one believes in that crap. Your only supporters are atheists, which means they don’t believe in a God.”
    we are not mear atheists we are pastafarians
    yarr

  2. 362 Verybland Dec 7th, 2007 at 11:49 pm

    “We Christians don’t openly insult other religions on web pages,” all i have to say is BULLSHIT!

  3. 363 Ande Dec 8th, 2007 at 2:39 am

    It was some time ago I read this, and despite he think we are crazy and stupid, I really just think he has misinterpreted the site.
    .
    “Having a PhD does not mean that you can make judgements about God and religion, put them in a box and say “this is God”. No-one can do that.”
    .
    yes, this is spot on, if people didn’t tried to put god in a box and say “this is god” there wouldn’t be a problem at all.
    .
    “Also, don’t you think that you might be offending some people? Openly discriminating another religion is not regarded as a decent thing to do. This is not the Crusades”
    .
    no? the crusades were created for several reasons, perhaps the most important: to tie christians togheter( europe were quite messy in the early middle ages), second to impose religon upon others.
    In what way is today’s situation not a crusade? I mean, the christians found any form of opposition offencive back then too

  4. 364 Dr Dagger Dec 13th, 2007 at 1:24 am

    You say “atheist” like its a bad thing? You are an atheist so far as you don’t believe in Allah, Ra, Zeus, our Lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster or all of the other Gods out there (apart from the Christian one), in case you hadn’t noticed, there are a lot of contradictions in the Bible.

    Ps, I’m British

  5. 365 pheer6224 Dec 28th, 2007 at 6:19 am

    He’s just mad because his holiness did not bestow upon him a PhD.

  6. 366 Poobah Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:57 am

    CHecking to see if this is working.

  7. 367 Nick Mar 26th, 2008 at 10:34 am

    Please prove to me Mr. GSG, that God is real. I’ll cut you some slack and let you try to prove big foot is real. B/c there is more proof that bigfoot is real than god is real. Have yiou ever seen god? Has he ever talked to you? oh, thats right, its all based on faith, not logic or evidence.

  8. 368 Newbie Mar 27th, 2008 at 12:36 am

    “Also, don’t you think that you might be offending some people? Openly discriminating another religion is not regarded as a decent thing to do.”

    Yes, I think it’s extremely offending. All those christians going on and on about their religion, which by the way is one of the latests moves, not the earliest or most classic ones, in the disco. I object having to stay outside of my school building every Wednesday morning when I was young, because I did not want to participate in the predominant denomination’s morning prayer. 15 minutes every friggin Wed I’d stay outside, rain or snow.

    Okay, granted my childhood wasn’t that bad and the religious oppression was fairly mild, but I do get pissed off at guys like you sometimes: what gives you the right to shove that bull***t of yours down my, or anyone else’s who’s not listening, throat? And to then turn around and get all offended buy the FSMs? Come on.

    Let me ask you this: if there was only one god, yours, did he create all the people not believing in him? If not, who did, and if he did, why exactly? Oh yeah, I know, “mysterious are his ways…” Handy, isn’t it, that one all-purpose sentence. Oh well, I haven’t had many decent discussions with any sort of believer, so why should this one be any exception. I’m still all for discussion though, so keep it (both the amusing christian high-horse discrimination and the 5-year-old’s “I’m feeling aww hurt” comments) coming.

    (caveat: English is not my mother tongue, so to have a bash at that makes no sense)

  9. 369 Minuteman Mar 27th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    Lets face it God needs money :)

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

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