I saw your Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website today.
Okay, it’s great to have a bit of a laugh, and I did when I read the bit about ‘our God having bigger balls than yours’ but I think you guys are taking it too far.
10 million people? Get real. No-one believes in that crap. Your only supporters are atheists, which means they don’t believe in a God.
Academic endorsements? You don’t need a PhD to understand God. Having a PhD does not mean that you can make judgements about God and religion, put them in a box and say “this is God”. No-one can do that.
Also, don’t you think that you might be offending some people? Openly discriminating another religion is not regarded as a decent thing to do. This is not the Crusades. Get with the times. We Christians don’t openly insult other religions on web pages, nor do they against us. There is nothing wrong with having a joke without poking fun at others.
Seriously, I think you guys are pathetic.
I’m not even going to try and counter your theories, because I don’t need to, they’re so stupid.
The reason I sent you this email was because I saw your hate mail page and thought I might contribute.
One last thing, to all you so-called ‘Christians’ out there posting hate-mail on this website, I don’t think you’re acting like a Christian if you threaten them with hell, or tell them God will punish them, because of the website.
You’re just as bad as the creators of the website.
Get a life, Mr. Henderson. Stop acting like a primary school kid.
You must be an AMerican, to come up with such crap.
If you want to actually be saved, read the real bible.
Please publish this on your hate mail page. Otherwise writing this email will have been in vain
-GSG
“Tickle-Me-Elmo=Legislative branch because he never really says anything…”
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It’s the quiet ones who you have to watch out for…
Of course Santa is real. He is more powerful than any god. How else do you explain the proliferation of purchases for nasty children near christmas time? There are people who don’t belive in the christian god, who buy gifts for people during christmas time.
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All praise Santa, he influences the gift givers.
Seriously this msg applies to all the people that makes crtitics agaisnt this site>>
Guys just pass to another webpage if youre not happy in what you see!!!!!
Cause all he does is legal cause there is no law against humor whatever it his.
So instead of leaving comment like ooooohhhh youre bad saying god willl punish themm blablabla ………..So wut youre not even suppose to read cause you dont like it so pass aways and leave the open monds alone 2getter!!!
Stl beliver of my own self and thats it Youre not happy with that idont care
open minds i meant
@STL Oct 1st, 2007 at 1:39 pm: “Seriously this msg applies to all the people that makes crtitics agaisnt this site>> Guys just pass to another webpage if youre not happy in what you see!!!!!”
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Hey, we need those guys to sharpen our wit, and to have some fun too!
NO more from Adam? Figures!
Oh well, I’m sure another will be along soon enough. (:))
۞ Sep 30th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
“So they’re trying to negotiate something out of existence and they don’t even know what it is!”
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Exactly!
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“Am I the only one who finds them laughable? - in a slighty desperate and pathetic sort of way.”
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Nope! (:))
“Adam Sep 30th, 2007 at 1:40 am
I’m sorry to dissapoint you. But I don’t hit and run. Actually, I like to stick things out to the end.”
-Liar…
@El Peatieablo Oct 1st, 2007 at 3:05 pm: ” ‘I’m sorry to dissapoint you. But I don’t hit and run. Actually, I like to stick things out to the end.’
-Liar…”
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Red Dutch Pasta Wench knows how to make him come back (Sep 29th, 2007 at 10:36 pm):
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OK, all together now Pirates and Wenches:Oehoe, Adam, message for you:
CHICKEN!!!!!
Well, he left his email on one of the other threads (Adam that is). hainzy@gmal.com assuming he means ‘gmail’ not gmal. the thing is, since he posted that i haven’t turned my msn off after adding him. he’s not been on once.
“…we wont pray for you, as the FSM doesn’t really listen that much.”
haha, priceless!!
“I saw your Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website today.”
Good for you!
“Okay, it’s great to have a bit of a laugh, and I did when I read the bit about ‘our God having bigger balls than yours’ but I think you guys are taking it too far.”
Limits are for those scared of reaching beyond them
“10 million people? Get real. No-one believes in that crap. Your only supporters are atheists, which means they don’t believe in a God.”
People believe in your “crap”.
“Academic endorsements? You don’t need a PhD to understand God. Having a PhD does not mean that you can make judgements about God and religion, put them in a box and say “this is God”. No-one can do that.”
No, your quite right. Being an intelligent human being means you can make judgements about god and religion. Having a Phd gives you a bit more credibility when you shoot down the things written in the Bible as false, i.e. the world being less then 10K years old, humans being created as they are from scratch. And isn’t putting “…them in a box…” exactly what religion is about?
“Also, don’t you think that you might be offending some people? Openly discriminating another religion is not regarded as a decent thing to do. This is not the Crusades.”
OK! So you shouldn’t have to explain your point? We should just believe what were told? Isn’t that how the Nazi’s came to power in the 1930’s?
“Get with the times.”
We are with the times. This is the 21st century, we use science these days. That’s why my doctor doesn’t dance around a fire waving a stick around screaming at evil spirits to cure a headache.
“We Christians don’t openly insult other religions on web pages,”
Yes you do…
“nor do they against us.”
…so do they.
“There is nothing wrong with having a joke without poking fun at others.”
True, but you make it so easy.
“Seriously, I think you guys are pathetic.”
Same here, but I have the data to back it up.
“I’m not even going to try and counter your theories, because I don’t need to, they’re so stupid.”
No! You can’t counter them as they make more sense than your own
“The reason I sent you this email was because I saw your hate mail page and thought I might contribute. “
Ok! Why?
“One last thing, to all you so-called ‘Christians’ out there posting hate-mail on this website, I don’t think you’re acting like a Christian if you threaten them with hell, or tell them God will punish them, because of the website.”
No your wrong there. It’s a very Catholic thing to do.
“You’re just as bad as the creators of the website.”
No they are worse.
“Get a life, Mr. Henderson. Stop acting like a primary school kid.”
What? Like believing in things that don’t exist?
“You must be an AMerican, to come up with such crap.”
No, crap comes from all over the world. As you have proved.
“If you want to actually be saved, read the real bible.”
Saved from what? You criticise fellow god boxes for telling us we are going to hell, but your offering to save us? You just chose the carrot to the stick, apart from telling people they will be sodomized with boat ores you are just another fundie.
“Please publish this on your hate mail page. Otherwise writing this email will have been in vain”
I think it was already.
Ahahhhaa! Nicely put, Pluto :)
Tar very much
“I’m not even going to try and counter your theories, because I don’t need to, they’re so stupid.”
The feeling is mutual.
Oh my god. GET AN IMAGINATION. It seems like all you want to do is criticize everything he says. Let people believe what people want to believe. There isn’t any actual proof that Jesus existed. Great job, Pluto!!
Hey, come to mention vanity, isn’t that one of those “sin” thingies? And wouldn’t feeling the need to aggrandize yourself by Begging to be Posted on the Holy Hatemail make said poster the one who is, indeed, quite vain? Nice glass mansion you have there dude. Can I have a tour sometime?
I would consider myself more agnostic
Bloody glad i’m not going to heaven if its full of people like Pluto……………..
If heaven is full of Christians and most of them are like the Christians I know………sign me up for Hell!!!!!!!!!
At least FSM people dont go around abusing young boys……….another very Catholic thing to do according to ALL the law suits and “hush” money being paid out in millions to all the victims. The Church knew all this was going and and did NOTHING about it………….very Christian/Catholic of them wasn’t it? Until they got caught literally with their pants down hehehhehehehehehehe
So dont pontificate on here how good and moral Christians & Catholics are, - just dont turn your back on your Vicar and dont trust any Men who wear dresses!!!!!!!!
No there isn’t but the fact is most humour pokes fun at somebody. Here’s an idea.
Buy sell your house and move to the real world.