I saw your Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website today.
Okay, it’s great to have a bit of a laugh, and I did when I read the bit about ‘our God having bigger balls than yours’ but I think you guys are taking it too far.
10 million people? Get real. No-one believes in that crap. Your only supporters are atheists, which means they don’t believe in a God.
Academic endorsements? You don’t need a PhD to understand God. Having a PhD does not mean that you can make judgements about God and religion, put them in a box and say “this is God”. No-one can do that.
Also, don’t you think that you might be offending some people? Openly discriminating another religion is not regarded as a decent thing to do. This is not the Crusades. Get with the times. We Christians don’t openly insult other religions on web pages, nor do they against us. There is nothing wrong with having a joke without poking fun at others.
Seriously, I think you guys are pathetic.
I’m not even going to try and counter your theories, because I don’t need to, they’re so stupid.
The reason I sent you this email was because I saw your hate mail page and thought I might contribute.
One last thing, to all you so-called ‘Christians’ out there posting hate-mail on this website, I don’t think you’re acting like a Christian if you threaten them with hell, or tell them God will punish them, because of the website.
You’re just as bad as the creators of the website.
Get a life, Mr. Henderson. Stop acting like a primary school kid.
You must be an AMerican, to come up with such crap.
If you want to actually be saved, read the real bible.
Please publish this on your hate mail page. Otherwise writing this email will have been in vain
-GSG
@Aristotle, God of Procrastination
“What about an Elmo cult?”
tickle me or otherwise?
“tickle me or otherwise?”
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What do you suggest? I’m afraid this is all new to me.
I reckon the cult of Chuck Norris is pretty cool.
There used to be a cult of Tickle me Elmo (a toy based on Sesame Street) among small kids. Non-tickle me elmos tend to fly under the radar and pick up only a very small following, certainly not enough to be a cult.
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P.S. I don’t know if the toy is all that popular anymore, I’m about a decade and a half too old to really care about it that much, even if he is still quite cute and fuzzily (curses, there goes any image of masculinity I once had…)
Santa Clause; Can and Will kick Chuck Norris and Tickle Me Elmo right to hell!
@Peter Popoff
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OMFSM! That Santa is so mean! Now I’m glad I made a trap for him when I was 4…grrr.
I’ll save you Tickle Me Elmo!
Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick Santa so hard he’ll travel back in time.
Don’t be dissin’ on Santa Clause!
There are forces there that ol’ Chuck just can’t imagine!
There’s no way anyone can resist the cuteness of Tickle Me Elmo. Santa and Chuck, beware Him and His followers.
Anybody else smell a three way duel of honor (to the death)? Oh wait, that’s just the dorm room.
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Okay consider this:
1: Santa stuffs toys (Like cute lil’ Elmo) into his sack.
2: If Chuck Norris were to tickle cute lil’ Elmo (and how could he resist? That’s right, he couldn’t) nobody would think he was all that awesome, and hence his round house kick would be less effective.
3: Beneath Santa’s beard is a chin; beneath Chuck’s beard is another fist, ready to send Santa around the world in a single night.
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I think we found a replacement for Rock, Paper, Scissors!
I’m telling you guys!
Back up off of Santa!
Y’all don’t understand the forces there!
Santa will bag Lil Chuckie, right up side of Tickely Elmo.
And send then both on up to the North Pole, where they’ll
have to fight it out with the Americans and the Russians
for air!
Y’all really don’t want to be messin’ wit the Clause!
Good stuff there El Peatieablo
but i think you’re forgetting one important fact. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. Nowhere is there mention of Santa nor Tickle me Elmo.
@Peter Popoff (read the whole post)
Oh come on! Santa is a fraud, it’s not like he has any real powers. And even if he did, all he could do was distribute toys(like undeniably cute Elmo). Chuck could totally take him. I mean it’s not like he’s going to come and stuff people into sacks. People like those who stuck a red hot fire poker deal up a chimney so that it would stick him in a certain region (thigh). That’s just cra-
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*It sure is hard to type in a sack, but look at all these Elmos!. Hi Aristotle, this is rather ironic, isn’t it? Oh no, I’m about to be roundhou…*
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This is Santa. El Peatieablo and Aristotle will be working with the elves for the next year. Thank you for defending me Peter. You shall get two extra presents this year; one is that you are forgiven for the use of the term “Y’all”.
Ho ho ho! Merry…err… September 30…
@Commodore Angryy
Heart disease is brought on by the heart being strained by laughing too much with Tickle Me Elmo.
Cancer is a gift from Santa. Well, from Rudolf anyway; he’s radioactive by the way. Honestly, a flying, glowing quadruped? clearly been to close to Yucca Mountain.
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Just my hypothesis. :)
I hope this works…
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nope, it didn’t
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‘night!
Man you guys is in BIG trouble!
Dissin’ on Santa is tottaly unaceptable!
Well, don’t be cryin at me come this Christmas!
When ya think you’ll be gettin’ Tickely Elmos and
and mini Norris dolls.
Only to find a lump of coal in your socks!
Nope! I done told ya!
This hate-mailer isn’t overly ridiculous. I am mildly satisfied with that. However, I am still a bit confused by the talk of the “real bible”.
@Stereotypical Environmentalist
Nice to see you back with us. As you’ve been aroun here for a good while, would you care to join the circle of FSM disciples? If so send an email to Alchemist at prussicacid@googlemail.com
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My XC coach (a constitutional law teacher) said that RPC was originally designed by to show the system of checks and balances within a three branched system of government (like the U.S.). Chuck, Santa, Elmo can do this too.
Chuck=Executive branch because he executes.
Santa=Judicial branch because he decides who is naughty and nice.
Tickle-Me-Elmo=Legislative branch because he never really says anything (just like congressmen).