I saw your Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website today.
Okay, it’s great to have a bit of a laugh, and I did when I read the bit about ‘our God having bigger balls than yours’ but I think you guys are taking it too far.
10 million people? Get real. No-one believes in that crap. Your only supporters are atheists, which means they don’t believe in a God.
Academic endorsements? You don’t need a PhD to understand God. Having a PhD does not mean that you can make judgements about God and religion, put them in a box and say “this is God”. No-one can do that.
Also, don’t you think that you might be offending some people? Openly discriminating another religion is not regarded as a decent thing to do. This is not the Crusades. Get with the times. We Christians don’t openly insult other religions on web pages, nor do they against us. There is nothing wrong with having a joke without poking fun at others.
Seriously, I think you guys are pathetic.
I’m not even going to try and counter your theories, because I don’t need to, they’re so stupid.
The reason I sent you this email was because I saw your hate mail page and thought I might contribute.
One last thing, to all you so-called ‘Christians’ out there posting hate-mail on this website, I don’t think you’re acting like a Christian if you threaten them with hell, or tell them God will punish them, because of the website.
You’re just as bad as the creators of the website.
Get a life, Mr. Henderson. Stop acting like a primary school kid.
You must be an AMerican, to come up with such crap.
If you want to actually be saved, read the real bible.
Please publish this on your hate mail page. Otherwise writing this email will have been in vain
-GSG
Hahahaha…Commodore your post wasn’t up when I posted.
A double RAmen to you :))
OOps…I forgot to ask….please look up the definition of a *species* too Adam…thanks :)
Seriously I think maybe sometimes people just miss the point. Read and never assume. Figure it out for yourself and above and beyond all else.. Think for yourself and verify supposed facts. Keep up the good work exposing the stupidity.
BTW Commodore Angryy “Chimps are therefore ugly humans.” I take offense to that.
Super Model Chimp
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“BTW Commodore Angryy “Chimps are therefore ugly humans.” I take offense to that.”
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Looks like you’re not on your own! The switchboard has been jammed since CA made that comment!
All the calls were from :
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202-456-1111
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
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Unfortunately no one could understand the oook! noises.
I didn’t know the Librarian had moved to Washington? Do they have books there?
“I didn’t know the Librarian had moved to Washington? Do they have books there?”
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I think they’re *scratch and sniff* versions :D
“Macro evolution is false. Micro is real.”
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What about macro and micro addition? I think we can all agree that 1+1=2, 2+2=4, 4+4=8, 8+8=16, 16+16=32, 32+32=64, 64+64=128, 128+128=256, and 256+256 would make this next part a bit too long.
Would you agree that 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=256 (assuming I counted correctly)? If you don’t, I suggest that you try to get “Intelligent Addition” to be taught at your local elementary school (or the non American equivalent). Basically, in IA (as it’s called by the in crowd) is the concept that any two numbers can be added together, but adding more than three terms together would require an intelligent mathematician (no, Leibniz and Euler don’t count). Multiplication, exponentiation, and tetration are purely in the imagination of the evil Newtonists and their so called “Theory of Mathematics”. Because the materialist Newtonists have no evidence (that is in the bible or that I can understand) whatsoever, our version MUST be right! We DEMAND equal time in every Calculus classroom across the country!
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*disclaimer*: I don’t believe in this junk, but wrote it in the first person for dramatic effect. No Adam, I don’t feel like taking the time to post concrete proof that IA is incorrect. Ask somebody else (a 1st grade math teacher perhaps).
@Alchemist
“Unfortunately no one could understand the oook! noises.”
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If that address is where I think it is, then people would understand the noises much better is they took a look at
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http://www.bushorchimp.com/
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@RDPW
“I didn’t know the Librarian had moved to Washington? Do they have books there?”
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Sure, the White House under W has obtained a wide range of coloring books for the president to fill his evening hours.
Oooooooooohhh, pretty colours! Nice shiny thingys…
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A very revealing standpoint. Some xians seem to take that position in order to negotiate with scientists.
The first revealing part is the assumption by xians that you can negotiate with the truth.
That is soooo theist.
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The next revealing part is that there is no sound definition for macro evolution. That is no one has come up with an objective definition that could be subject to scientific enquiry.
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So they’re trying to negotiate something out of existence and they don’t even know what it is!
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Am I the only one who finds them laughable? - in a slighty desperate and pathetic sort of way.
Everything I need to know I learned from Star Trek. Aren’t we “ugly bags of mostly water” rather than beautiful chimps? :)))
@Rowdiest Wench
Sure that’s what the little buggers said, but look at the sample they had; Engineers, a Klingon, some 70 year old dude, and *gasp* Troi. They probably would have found the chimps more attractive…
@ El Peat - Ahahahahaha!!! Excellent point!
If Ida knowed CoFSM was ageist and sexist - and chimpist! - I woulda pledged my cutlass ta somebuddy else, heehee.
Here’s a clip for Commodore Angryy and Super Model Chimp (:))
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What We Are
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a15KgyXBX24
@ 70 year-old dude.
It’s all good, because Jean Bart knows where Santa Clause is!
@Seventy Year Old Dude (not Patrick Stewart, I hope…)
CoFSM isn’t ageist, sexist, or chimpist; that’s just me. I’m also placeist. For instance, I just cannot stand that stinkin’ “Manitoba” (not the people in Manitoba, but the dirt itself). It’s had it far too good for far too long *shakes fist in Westerly direction*.
Dance Monkeys Dance!
Hey there Super Model Chimp, judging by the way you’re a supermodel in chimp world, you’re halfway to being an average human (in south america).
Good for you. The Church is going fine so far, i just hope they don’t take it too far like Scientology, or some other damn Emo cult
What about an Elmo cult? Do you know of any? I might want to join one…