I think you guys are taking it too far

Published by henderob September 24th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

I saw your Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website today.

Okay, it’s great to have a bit of a laugh, and I did when I read the bit about ‘our God having bigger balls than yours’ but I think you guys are taking it too far.

10 million people? Get real. No-one believes in that crap. Your only supporters are atheists, which means they don’t believe in a God.

Academic endorsements? You don’t need a PhD to understand God. Having a PhD does not mean that you can make judgements about God and religion, put them in a box and say “this is God”. No-one can do that.

Also, don’t you think that you might be offending some people? Openly discriminating another religion is not regarded as a decent thing to do. This is not the Crusades. Get with the times. We Christians don’t openly insult other religions on web pages, nor do they against us. There is nothing wrong with having a joke without poking fun at others.

Seriously, I think you guys are pathetic.

I’m not even going to try and counter your theories, because I don’t need to, they’re so stupid.

The reason I sent you this email was because I saw your hate mail page and thought I might contribute.

One last thing, to all you so-called ‘Christians’ out there posting hate-mail on this website, I don’t think you’re acting like a Christian if you threaten them with hell, or tell them God will punish them, because of the website.

You’re just as bad as the creators of the website.

Get a life, Mr. Henderson. Stop acting like a primary school kid.

You must be an AMerican, to come up with such crap.

If you want to actually be saved, read the real bible.

Please publish this on your hate mail page. Otherwise writing this email will have been in vain

-GSG

370 Responses to “I think you guys are taking it too far”

1. 181 - September 26th, 2007 at 3:27 am - B☠☠ty Says:
   
   

   Josh - there are vegetarian alternatives available the FSM does not discriminate :)
   Welcome aboard - have some nut roast ;P

2. 182 - September 26th, 2007 at 4:58 am - Davros the Dalek's chum Says:
   
   

   @Christ4all
   You have every right to believe what you believe, just as much as we do.
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   Any questions or comments about your sexual practices are wrong and totally uncalled for.
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   You are right, nobody is perfect. Even noodles can sometimes get overcooked. I hope the comments made by one poster will not put you off.
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   Take care mate.
   ‘
   Davros

3. 183 - September 26th, 2007 at 5:01 am - Davros the Dalek's chum Says:
   
   

   @Jean Bart
   “Probably got bullied over wanting to be considered the ONLY god!”
   ‘
   Maybe they stole his dinner money, and beat him up for being a swat!

4. 184 - September 26th, 2007 at 5:02 am - Devout Heathen Says:
   
   

   @Commodore Angryy
   .
   Looks like Uncyclopedia, except Uncyclopedia is funny in places.

5. 185 - September 26th, 2007 at 5:03 am - Davros the Dalek's chum Says:
   
   

   @One-eyed Wonderkin “Good Name!”
   Thanks.

6. 186 - September 26th, 2007 at 6:04 am - One-eyed Wonderkin Says:
   
   

   Josh - You can get your noodles without balls if you like.
   .
   I am a vagitarian. I guess you call say I like angel hair pasta the best.
   .
   @RDPW - We actually interacted with krony. It was more of a constant barage of questions. krony was more of a detailed fight and he tied to use psydo-science. The Christ4All guy is just a peace-nick.
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   @Christ4All - your name is chum in the water here. Kind of like going to ITPOG and having a screen name of SatanIsBest.

7. 187 - September 26th, 2007 at 6:51 am - B☠☠ty Says:
   
   

   Maybe we should rename him free4all!
   hi OEW!

8. 188 - September 26th, 2007 at 6:52 am - SatanIsBest Says:
   
   

   What’s wrong with my name? Are you mocking my beliefs? Why do you Pasta people have to pick on us Satanists all the time? If you don’t buck up, you’re going straight to heaven…

9. 189 - September 26th, 2007 at 7:01 am - One-eyed Wonderkin Says:
   
   

   Hi Booty!
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   @SatanIsBest - Do you think you would draw some harsh fire on a fundie site? Let me know when you are going to be on the site. You know what, in order to believe in Satan, you must believe in god. So, you share some common beliefs with the christians.

10. 190 - September 26th, 2007 at 7:09 am - B☠☠ty Says:
    
    

    Ahahahahhahahahaahahha!
    Hi SatanisBest!
    *Booty goes to change her underwear from laughing too hard!*

11. 191 - September 26th, 2007 at 7:10 am - B☠☠ty Says:
    
    

    Heaven is where the beer volcano and stripper factory is!
    D’you know what - we need a funeral service, don’t we? Ideas folks?
    Instead of a chocolate fountain we could have a beer one?

12. 192 - September 26th, 2007 at 7:23 am - MOROSEJEW Says:
    
    

    Dear G-D please help us.
    Don’t send Jesus, come yourself
    This is no place for a child.

    To the person who said we need a funeral service. I say the keg is a good idea, but also an all you can eat pasta dinner with garlic bread. For the Jewish descendants among us they could bring a luction kugel. a tasty treat with cheese butter and egg noodles. Yummy

13. 193 - September 26th, 2007 at 7:33 am - SatanIsBest Says:
    
    

    Hi One-eyed Wonderkin
    I’d do something cute like curse you if I didn’t think you’d get all offended on me.
    Thanks for your concern, but I have a fully developed sarcasm gland and a fair grounding in theology.

    xx SiB

14. 194 - September 26th, 2007 at 7:35 am - SatanIsBest Says:
    
    

    @Booty
    thanks ;)
    SiB over and out (for now…)

15. 195 - September 26th, 2007 at 8:05 am - KaTkA Says:
    
    

    Dear Christ4All
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    At first I need to say that I have been reading your posts with great interest. You’ve had some very good points, but equally good counter-points have been made, I believe that you can and will admit that. At second I want to say that I appreciate your view of the world just as much as anyone elses.
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    Christianity has some very good advices given in it’s belief system, but there are a lot of conflicts in it too. One of them is, sadly, intolerance against other religions. You can’t deny the fact that Bible says that “if you do not believe in Jesus Christ, you shall go to hell”. I find this a great problem. There’s no use saying that you appreciate other religions as long as there’s a line like that in one of the very foundations of Christianity. I believe that even you can see that this is a problem.
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    And the next one goes to the fundamentalist Christians, not you Christ4All. How come that Bible can be taken as a literal rule book for everyday life? According to it, I could sell my daughter (if I had one) as a slave, for example. I don’t believe that an action like this would be very tolerable on Ebay. So, Christ4All is right when saying that Bible is a guide book. Not a rule book. Guide book.
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    I also don’t understand the God-image of Christianity. The loving creator, gentle towards all life, lets the non-believers burn in hell (think of that Twisted Sisters song, “YOU’RE GONNA BURN HELL!”, a bit like that). Surely your god is loving towards Christians, but what about us who don’t believe? You’re just coldly gonna let us burn for all eternity, just because our view of the world happens to be a little different? That’s what I call unfair, or like we say in Finland, “reilu meininki”.
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    I think that no Christian has any need to be offended by CoFSM. Even you must always have a little sense of humor, even when it comes to your beliefs. Life is much more fun when you don’t take everything so seriously. You don’t get offended by buddhists, muslims (the non-terrorist ones) or, let’s say, hindu. Why to get offended by FSM (because it makes a little fun of christian creation theory in order to prevent it from being teached at school, it seems)?
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    These are the greatest errors in christianity I can find right now. And just if you happened to be interested, I support FSM only to resist teaching creationism at school. My views are more buddhist, due to the lack of gods (no, I don’t consider Buddha as a god, more as a teacher) and high moral standards. If I have offended you, Christ4All, in some way, I am deeply sorry, it wasn’t my intention by any means. I just wanted to discuss about this reasonably.
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    With all respect towards you and your beliefs,
    KaTkA
    And sorry if my text is difficult to read.

16. 196 - September 26th, 2007 at 8:40 am - One-eyed Wonderkin Says:
    
    

    @SIB - Curse away. You have to believe in it for a curse to actually work. I have no concern for you, SIB. I thought that I would play into your line, but evidentially you did not want to play along. Oh well.
    .
    Good to have you aboard.
    .
    @KaTka - Intolerance for other religions seems to be a theme with the monotheistic ones. One god, no room for others. Kind of like MicroSoft.
    .
    X4All - I get the whole, heaven is club and you need a card to get in. But why do you care if us heathens get in? Do you get brownie points? For every 5 converts you are allow to the commit a sin?

17. 197 - September 26th, 2007 at 8:44 am - B☠☠ty Says:
    
    

    Hi KaTKA - Your writing is very good :)
    We are glad you are here, but please forgive those of us who are less tolerant!
    It is nice to know there are people like you out there though.
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    MOROSEJEW - great name! We plead for the FSM to come and help us - not that god dude - he doesn’t exist ;P
    Nice idea about the jewish food - do you do catering? (not that I am planning on dying soon, but you never know!)

18. 198 - September 26th, 2007 at 8:44 am - B☠☠ty Says:
    
    

    Oh - and it is Booty for short ;)

19. 199 - September 26th, 2007 at 8:54 am - KaTkA Says:
    
    

    Booty - Thank you for your kind words. And don’t worry brother, everything is forgiven, RAmen. ;)

20. 200 - September 26th, 2007 at 9:07 am - Tessie Says:
    
    

    I am quite new to Pastafarianism and pay weekly homage to His Noodlyness by boiling up a heaping-helping of spaghetti (ceremoniously topping it off with some butter and parmesan cheese).

    It’s a user friendly faith - the 8 I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts making perfect sense. Why some people feel the need to bash it is beyond me.

    RAmen

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