Nebraska senator sues God

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Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit against God a few days ago, asking the court to order Him and His followers to stop making terrorist threats.

Chambers claims to be protesting frivolous lawsuits. Let me be the first Church Leader to call bullshit on that. I don’t believe it. If anything, he’s making the point that God doesn’t exist, or perhaps that if God does exist, he’s not involved in worldly events down here. A reasonable point to be made, but it’s concerning that Senator Chambers is spending his time on this, instead of working to end the war, fix the economy, or restore habeas corpus.

Also, I think it’s dumb to sue God directly. It would have made more sense to sue Church leaders or evangelists. Why is it that evangelists can ask for money and services for God, but they’re never asked to pay God’s debts?

Here’s an article talking about the lawsuit. link.

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