I’ve never been one to bash other people’s religions, but I just think that what you have started is ridiculous. As someone else on the site said, pasta wasn’t created until the 1600’s, how could a flying spaghetti monster create the world, when spaghetti wasn’t even created yet? And about that Tibetan painting, it’s not your Spaghetti Monster. It’s bearded man.
It’s just so silly and I can’t beleive you even bother. I am just so vexed right now that you preach these blatant lies. I’m not trying to force Catholicism on you or anyone, because I’m NOT CATHOLIC. I actually choose not to spend my time depending on a ficticious “higher being”, especially not a “god” that I eat periodically. You have to stop this, you need to find some other way to get your kicks, and go to school or something, get a good job, and forget about this silly business.
-Chelsey
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Quote: Mmmmm. My comments have switched time and got inserted before the comments I commented on! Wow, I just discovered either evidence of time-travel or a timewarp!
I guess this explains Chelsey’s questions about the discovery of Pasta in the 1600 versus the eternal existence of our most beloved Spaghetti Monster.
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Hey good point Koen! Nice one!
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Chelsey,
No one is forcing a religion on you.
And no one here is telling you will be damned for being a Catholic.
Why, then, does this movement offend you so?
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Actually, noodles have existed since about 3000 B.C. Second, Pastafarianism states that the universe is only about 300 years old. The FSM made it appear older as a test of faith. Lastly, get a sense of humor. Scientific studies have clearly shown that overly serious people such as yourself don’t live as long. Probably because the FSM is more likely to help out the fun people.
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Perhaps the pasta we eat is food created to honor the Flying Spaghetti monster, and all evidence suggesting pasta was made in the 1600s is false information planted by our Noodly Master.
Pasta is holy.
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One day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster decided that it did not have its counterpart in this world, so it inspired Italian sailors with the idea, and the Pasta was created in His image.
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Well, some paste is holey, some is stuffed, and some is just long and of various widths and thicknesses!
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Hi, Cyka.
I don’t come on here much anymore.
The old “Been There Done That” thing.
But I’ve been lurking tonite.
Reading up so to speak.
Anyway, if you’d like to be part of the all secret, non existent,
group that call themselves “The Disciples of the FSM”.
Email me at… notchemung@gmail.com
I think you’ll fit, and I can get you in, if you care to join.
PP
Future Prez, an’ Stuff
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@Wench Cyka – I guess that pasta and guys have a lot in common.
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@Peter Popoff – I agree with you, but I don’t have knowledge of any such Disciples Group.
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complains about humans being created before the christian god do they.
Apparentely he made people in his own image
So maybe the flying spaghetti monster made speghetti and meatballs in his own image
duh
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your not complaining…twas supposed to be at the end of the message
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“I’ve never been one to bash other people’s religions, but I just think that what you have started is ridiculous. As someone else on the site said, pasta wasn’t created until the 1600’s, how could a flying spaghetti monster create the world, when spaghetti wasn’t even created yet? And about that Tibetan painting, it’s not your Spaghetti Monster. It’s bearded man.
It’s just so silly and I can’t beleive you even bother. I am just so vexed right now that you preach these blatant lies. I’m not trying to force Catholicism on you or anyone, because I’m NOT CATHOLIC. I actually choose not to spend my time depending on a ficticious “higher being”, especially not a “god” that I eat periodically. You have to stop this, you need to find some other way to get your kicks, and go to school or something, get a good job, and forget about this silly business.
-Chelsey”
you my bitchy friend, are a bitch!
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You may not supposedly be one to bash religions, but I guess theres a first time for everything, isn’t there chico?
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You bashed this religion now didn’t you hypocrite. This guy did go to school you moron. He has a degree in physics from Oregon State. If you don’t believe me, look up the flying spaghetti monster on wikipedia. It’s there and it will tell you that this guy is not stupid. He’s smarter thatn you. So before you go bashing people, you had better do some research. Dumbass!
Ciera
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Hmm…go to school? Not at half midnight on a Friday night, thank you, but I’ll go back to school on Monday. And even my eleven year old friends will recognise that this sight is a JOKE. A PARODY. SATIRE!!!!!
Hehe, I do like poking holes in people’s simplistic views on Pastafarianism. Muhaha
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Forget what silly business?
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i’m bored and i decided i’d post this i remain strictly neutral to just about every subject because anything more requires that i care about the subject that being said i love pastafarianism its the best religion i know of anyway i was bored so i just killed like a minute yay me anyway if anyone the FSMism is the most ridiculous religion look up the westboro baptist church or WBC there website is well they have multiple websites but this is the one i’m going to leave you GODHATESAMERICA.com if the name wasnt self exclamitory the religion is basically a bunch of R-tards parading around with pickets that god hates just about everything around which in my opinion makes the god that they worship an even bigger R-tard then his followers if he hates everything so much why didnt he make a better world that he love? the answer is the religion is a bunch of idiots and if there is a God he most likey likes everything because he created it either that or he’s a horrible artist who draws like a four year old using stick figures and he hates that he has no motor functions anyway i’m beginning to ramble i think i’ll have a beer now and play some guitar hero
RAmen
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“I’ve never been one to bash other people’s religions, but I just think that what you have started is ridiculous. As someone else on the site said, pasta wasn’t created until the 1600’s, how could a flying spaghetti monster create the world, when spaghetti wasn’t even created yet?….”
Wikipedia says:
In October 2005, the oldest noodles yet discovered were found at the Lajia site (Qijia culture) along the Yellow River in Qinghai, China. The 4,000-year-old noodles appear to have been made from foxtail millet and broomcorn millet.
Pastafarianism predates Christianity by 2000 years. YAAAR Pastafari!!! Do I get a RAmen?!
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matt, let me tell you somethign…yhou…where the heck?
hahahahahahahahahahah
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fucking chtistians
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actually they have found pasta in china over 4000 years old.
so in that way you are a hipocrit. saying we lie when you are the liar.
yar
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Yar? Silly business you say? Avast ye non believer and prepare to be inflicted with his carbohydrated scurvy!
Dude, it’s a joke. The entire “religion” is deisgned to look completely ridiculous at first glance, and then upon closer inspection you see that all the things that re “ridiculous” about it can just as easily apply to Christianity.
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Actually, evidence has shown that the Chinese have made pasta since around 2000 B.C.
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Pasta only appeared in China when the FSM felt there was a need for it to be there. Hr taught the Chinese so that the whole world could enjoy his noodley goodness.
RAMEN
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