Dude… Bobby this is not right
as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job… go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie. For kick and jokes it’s great, but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god. one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y. Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job. if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.
I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words “fuck, shit, and fuck you”
you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.
from Robert
Bobby this is not right
Published by Bobby Henderson August 21st, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 273 Comments
273 Responses to “Bobby this is not right”
Well…
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Dude… how is the view from your soapbox?…do you think maybe you can grab some grammar lessons whilst up there?…Also the body of christ cannot be as tasty as a gigantic spaghetti monster…I mean in the words of Peter Griffin…Come onnn….come onnnn….LOL
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Tell you what, sir. Provide me with an argument for why my gods can’t exist that does not also disprove the existance of your god.
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Hah! First post to me!
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Does the term satire mean ANYTHING to you?
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i don’t get it.
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Hey, people have their own right to choice, and we know this is mostly satire. Your class mate is prolly just trying to piss u off or start a discussion, that’s what I’m trying to do when i stick by my FSM beliefs. BTW this religion has absolutely no dogma, so technically it is impossible to actually believe int he FSM, but hey, the community’s pretty fun.
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Yeah, it’d make a great joke, you’re right. Hmmm….
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apparently the christian god doesn’t care enough to give his minions the intelligence to master the power of grammar.
all hail the fsm.
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> technically it is impossible to actually believe int he FSM
heretic.
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“THEY ARE K R A Z Y” ????
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lol, I gues that’s a whole lot better than delusional.
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Spaghetti Monster bashers unite. Maybe you can pool enough money for some grammer books. If you study them, at least your pathetic complaints will sound better.
“But we ain’t got no need fer nuttin but one book in our house!”
FSM got props in Richard Dawkins book, “The God Delusion”. I would highly recomend it for any religious fence sitters out there. It will change your life in ways only topped by his noodliness.
Peace Out
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Ouch……mabey I’d listen to more christians…if they could spell crazy or half the other curses they like to say to everyone who doesn’t believe in God and Jesus.
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Super mirror funtime!
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“Dude… Bobby this is not right”
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(Hey, don’t tell Bobby what’s not right! He’s da prophet, man!)
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“as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job…”
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(Actually, it gets him around a job even when you’re not reading the articles. But yeah, he sells stuff. That ain’t bad.)
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“go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie.”
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(I think he might have already gone to school, his job is to sell FSM merchandise, and who are you to tell him that this is a lie?)
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“For kick and jokes it’s great,”
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(Well, for kicks and jokes, it’s a bit ignorant. I prefer my Pastafarians to actually believe in the FSM.)
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“but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god.”
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(In my opinion, it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of nonexistent skin and bones is their god.)
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“one of my classmates says that they are fsm…”
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(Good for them! They’ve been Touched by His Noodly Appendage!)
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“THEY ARE K R A Z Y.”
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(Wait, what?! Then I think YOU’RE krazy, you mean old Christian! Stop insulting people!)
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“Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job.”
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(Ever heard of punctuation? Anyways, he’s having plenty of fun relaxing and drinking. He doesn’t need to work to make himself happy.)
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“if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.”
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(Oh, sorry, I don’t know those big words. Let’s skip this part.)
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“I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words ‘fuck, shit, and fuck you’”
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(That’s okay, man. I know not all Christians are bad. They’ve just been deceived by an evil webmaster, except he’s a prophet instead of a webmaster. By the way, they’re also krazy.)
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“you know it is not true and is a lie.”
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(I can say the same for you. Actually, I can’t, because you’re being pretty agressive about it. Which is why I feel sorry for you. Don’t believe in God! He’s a lie created by a jobless guy when he was drunk! FSM is the true savior!)
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“but it would make a great joke.”
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(We’re cool with that. We understand that they’re just jokes, as long as they’re not too offensive. Go ahead telling jokes.)
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“from Robert”
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(Yeah, from Captain Icecream, Pastafarian Jellybean Pirate of the Jellybean Empire, Ruler Of The Universe And All Outside Regions.)
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Well, I guess that Robert missed that Bobby has a physics degree.
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I have to admit, a BS degree in physics is a lot like a degree in philosophy. Sounds nice, but it is hard to get a decent paying job unless you get a doctorate.
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I think that your “friends” are making fun of you. I would look at someone weird if they said that they were the FSM. My understanding is the the FSM touches you, but does not possess you. Why would the FSM possess someone? The FSM is the coolest think in the universe, well second to the good strippers and fine libations.
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I am asking you, Robert, look into yourself. Objectively reflect on your words and actions at the end of the week. It may make you a better person.
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It is officially the day with the best nickname. It is HUMP DAY!!!
Go Get Your’s Today life is short but sex is best savored for hours. ;)
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RAmen
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It’s not a lie, it’s not a lie. *sniff* I know it’s not, because since I let the FSM into my life it has improved so much. That’s how I know the FSM is real and true and GOOD! A lot better than you zombie-on-a-stick Robert.
There!
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Hmmm, think I’ll have spaghetti with cheese tonight :)
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Lousy Troll is Lousy
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Did anyone else notice that his letter included the following: “…thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is THERE god”(emphasis added) as if some deeper, more certain part of his “psychological core” was as if pointing to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, if even to an as of yet unrealized part of his inner nature, instead, of: “thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is THEIR god” (Emphasis recommended,) as if he were to actually not believe, that such a god exists?
Me thinks if Freud were alive, between his cocaine and cigars, he might make the time to say something about the matter.
Anyway, time to change me patch to the udder eye! Yaaaarrgh!
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First off anyone so egocentric to think their god IS THE god is a fucking imbecile. If you say you believe it is a god OK just don’t say it IS you just prove your own ignorance…ignoring the hundreds of other religions (who probably say or believe you are wrong)…
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If god created everything (for those of you who believe all that you may already have read too much… so I suggest you take an aspirin and go marry your sister) -Yes I am trying to be a bit mean and condescending.
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The flying spaghetti monster IS part of that everything; you remember, the everything that your god (you might as well own it) created.
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You have to admit that if someone imagines something or writes about it and others ‘believe’ in it then it exists, right? -Kinda like believing in jesus, or mohammed, or the un-namable jewish god or even the flying spaghetti monster being a (the???) god… BTW: you are ignoring all of these and more… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_religions
There is no factual or actual proof for either or any of them, just “belief” (s).
Uh-oh believers, you’d better run away, that last couple of paragraphs made sense!!!
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if, as some believe we’re all created in dog’s image (HA)
then not only does the flying spaghetti monster exist but
so do pirates (He said butt)
…just still not any gods (in my book)!!!
I think M. Vick killed their god…(Yes, it’s a play on dog for you obtuse zealots…uhh I mean christians…or are they called editors… or just new-jews… Wha-Eva)
Love to you, no matter what you do or do not believe, (even if you’re ignorant),
-J
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I forgot to mention…
All of this is fucking hilarious and says more about the states (united states) than we all may be aware of…
Dog save the queen. We mean it man.
-J
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Freud said, “sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” However, in this case, JD, you are on to something.
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I guess if you believe in one fictional character, the rest just come right along. I guess Roberts argument is MY god is better then YOUR god. Grow up, Robert. There is only one creater, I do not call it a god, and that is the FSM. Your god was created to separate the wheat from the chaff. Only smart people get to drink from the beer volcano and mingle with the strippers.
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I’m honestly having trouble understanding what this person is getting at. Someone clarify please? :O
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What is life but kicks and jokes Robert? When was the last time that the Christian God of skin, muscle, and bones made you laugh out loud? When I was a Christian (Mormon more specifically) I never laughed at church! Every Sunday I just sat on the pews wishing I was somewhere else (in between my day dreams of being Spider-Man fighting invading Terrorist), but when I was touched by His Noodly Appendage, for the first time religion made me laugh! (You know, mostly people would cry at Church. Why would God want to make you cry and be sad all the time?)
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@Squingleburg
Welcome to the church of the FSM. Sounds like you came to the right place. This is a fun cyberspot to hang out :)
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I just finally had to say something Red Dutchpasta Wench- Zombie-on-a-stick! I LOVE IT!!!
Isnt Jebus supposed to bring you peace? Why all the rage? Why lash out at Bobby? Are you covering for your own short comings? Your God’s short comings?
My god is a happy god and He has seen fit in His infinite wisdom to touch me with His Noodly Appendage and bestow all the booty I could ever want.
You know, I feel better just for having posted! (First post) :)
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rAmen!
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Welcome unto the embrace of His Noodly Appendages Captain Marcus….and yes..
RAmen
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Why is it that only Christians manage to make it to the Hate Mail section?
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@Captain Marcus
Welcome to CoFSM, may you be Touched by His Noodly Appendages!
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@SuperFrog
Because only Christians are capable of such blind and ignorant hatred.
RAmen
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@squingleburg
if you were a mormon, did you go door to door preaching, because i have been thinking that we need some stuff like that. and if we will do it in the name of the FSM, we’ll need advice from someone with experience.
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Captain Marcus of the Flying Rubinetto
Aug 22nd, 2007 at 4:14 pm
I just finally had to say something Red Dutchpasta Wench- Zombie-on-a-stick! I LOVE IT!!!
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Thanks, but it was someone else here who said it first (sorry, don’t remember who) and I just loved it so much, I just had to use it :)))
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” and tell people that this is a lie.”
You first.
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i say we start a crusade. just try not to get violent about it.
all you really need to do is stand in the street and shout out how we should be getting into heaven, and what’s there. another effective way of getting followers would be to drop an image of the FSM, the site name, and what we’re about on a letter into everyone’s mailbox in your area.
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@SuperFrog
“Why is it that only Christians manage to make it to the Hate Mail section?”
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It’s mostly christians, but not 100% exclusive. There were some blurbs in Arabic left on the Academic endorsements pages lefts recently. With a url to an online version of the Koran. I couldn’t read it, but I wouldnt be surprised if that was Islamic preaching. Don’t know if it was hateful.
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@DutchPastaGuy
“Koran…Don’t know if it was hateful.”…I’ll hazard a guess it was hateful!!!…most likely calling for holy war against Pirates, Pastafarians, beer and wabbits…shocking…
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yellow fellow pirates i would just like to give my view on mass promotion. i belive that if we were to do a mass promotion scheen it would have to be leaflets posted rather than pirates knocking on peoples doors. basicly my argument in jahovice witness they annoy the hell out of me and do u want pastafarians put under the same catagory. with a leflet they can pick it up read a little and its in the back of there head and slowly things will make sence to them and they will want to cheak it out and bob’s your uncle we have new pastafarians
Pirate Tefer Captain of the Pink Pike
p.s Sorry if any of my spelling or grammer was incorrect (pirates dont need to read or write we count treasure)
p.s.s hello to the pastafarians that was in london on the 17th of august i was going to say hello but u walked into a restarant before a could say anything
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@Pirate Tefer Aug 23rd, 2007 at 2:10 am “basicly my argument in jahovice witness they annoy the hell out of me and do u want pastafarians put under the same catagory.”
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Yes, doorknockers are annoying (except the ones on the door’s of Young Frankenstein’s castle), and no, no Pastafarian would like to be put in an annoying category.
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@Pirate Tefer Aug 23rd, 2007 at 2:10 am ” with a leflet they can pick it up read a little and its in the back of there head and slowly things will make sence to them and they will want to cheak it out and bob’s your uncle we have new pastafarians”
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Sadly, less and less people are willing/able to actually read. Compare the lay-out of an early XXth Century newspaper with that of an early XXIst Century one. People (well, most of them) want simplified messages (foxnews stuff), which is a trend more compatible with fundamentalism-creationism than with critical thinking. Unfortunately
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@Pirate Tefer Aug 23rd, 2007 at 2:10 am “p.s Sorry if any of my spelling or grammer was incorrect (pirates dont need to read or write we count treasure)”
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Care for correct language is important… the clearer the text, the better it can reach people. It’s our only way to compete with simplified (and erroneous/biased) messaging.
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@JB
Yarrr!
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@Tefer,
Just to echo JB, spelling and grammar are vital on the web. If nothing else, a well presented argument is less likely to be dismissed by the reader as bollocks from the unwashed masses.
Better still, the people you want to reach, ie those who care about the subject and are willing to discuss it, will be more inclined to actual hear your argument, even if they themselves disagree.
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Finally, saying pirates don’t need to spell undermines all those who toil to remove the cruel aspersion cast upon us by the evil Hari Krishna.
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@Jingles Aug 23rd, 2007 at 3:53 am “Better still, the people you want to reach, ie those who care about the subject and are willing to discuss it, will be more inclined to actual hear your argument, even if they themselves disagree.” (emphasis mine)
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A very important detail!
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Note: I think all of us are aware of the difficulty of being at the same time clear, concise and captivating.
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CCC.
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Did I just invent the nucleus of a new slogan?
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Quite possibly, but first I must add, it should be actually rather than actual in my above post :P
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look like i have said to jean bart i will say the same to you jingles i am dislyexic and during school teachers didnt have a clue how to help me so left me to my own devices i try and spell everything correctly but i slip up from time to time hence the reason why after each post i make i put an apology at the bottom for my spelling and grammer and i would now like to say this when ever a new hate mail comes in EVERYONE starts nit picking at the spelling and grammer because thats all u can have a go at “Look if there god is so good they will teach them good grammer” now come on people we are pastafarians we should be more chilled out and welcome people that have difficulty spelling and with grammer because they have valid suggestions 2
Pirate Tefer
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Dyslexia does not prevent the use of punctuation, Tefer.
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Also, I think you will find the above comments were directed more at the assertion “pirates dont need to read or write we count treasure”, rather than any particular errors in your text.
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look jingle you was going on about how spelling and grammer is vital to put your arguments together which i perfectly agree with NOT weather or not pirates can spell or not FFS are you that far up your own ass that you need to nit pick at what everyone says so that you can feel big and important.
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Anyone who can attain a reasonably comfortable life without “getting a job” is my god, or would be if His Noodly Appendage wasn’t already occupying that spot. Although in fairness, writing a gospel surely makes one a writer, doesn’t it? That’s kind of like a job. I speak from the experience of more than two decades “on the job”.
To our Christian friend I say: Give different ways of getting there a chance, ay? As long as no one’s going hungry or getting bashed on the head for chanting/not chanting, it’s all cool. And beer volcanoes are not a joke, they’re a goal.
RAmen
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Prate Tefer:
“…NOT weather or not pirates can spell or not FFS are you that far up your own ass that you need to nit pick at what everyone says so that you can feel big and important.
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That’s whether, not weather. Full stop after not (or exclamation mark!) Capital to start a sentence please …
Sorry :) Begging for it :D
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Hahahahaha! I can’t even get the frigging name right! Touche :D
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Wait…..this isn’t real? I have placed my faith in a lie? Dang! Well, I must say that I’m quite embarrassed. At least I realize it now….I feel like such a…such a… well… I feel like a Christian!
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Ted. don’t listen to christians. they belive the world was created by a big breaded guy. we have shown facts that the FSM exists. they have nothing to show that thier god even exsited.
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Another reason to not follow christians is this. Jesus was said to turn water into wine, and doesn’t any wellthinking human know that beer is by nature superior to wine? So why no beer Jesus? (Heineken prefferably)
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Oh dear, we might be heading for a schism. I want Stella Artois!
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Someone here actually called Heineken “beer”! Well, strictly following EC laws, it might be… Stella Artois comes a bit closer, well, it has a taste… a taste…
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@ just some follower of the FSM
I was just about to go on my two year mission with I decided that worshiping the Zombie Jew didn’t really suit me.
While I do not have the actual experience of doing door to door for two years, I did train to do so. I could be of some help in this department.
How I would love to apostolate for the FSM! Going from house to house in full pirate garb!
Arrhg and RAmen!
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Stella rules… I had it for the first time at the Hard Rock Cafe in Cairo last year… AWESOME place, by the way.
Back to the subject of the poster: Robert, the reason I joined the FSM web-family is because it was refreshing to find that there were more people out there who had probably been jaded by closed-minded Christians who told them that “their way” was the “only way” to believe, and they became frustrated and sometimes angry when we tried to use logic to explain why the bible was a fictional piece of work. I’ve had to stand in a Christian church with an embarrassed expression for HOURS just to spend a holiday with family. I have had one to many bad encounters with “decent” Christians, while never believing a word they said. The bible and “God” were created (in my opinion) as a way to scare people into following laws. If people believed that they would go to a place of fire and pain for eternity if they didn’t follow laws created by the church, they would be more apt to follow those laws. The problem is that 2,000+ years later, people still take the concept literally. It’s as if they can’t exist without a boogeyman to scare them into doing the right thing. Very baffling to me.
Sorry all, for the long post… I’ve had a bad day. Hugs to everyone
RAmen
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(I misused the word ‘to’ in the 9th line of the above post… I meant to use ‘too’, as in ‘also’)
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I’ve been gone this long and the Christians STILL don’t know what satire is? We went through such a Hate Mail dry spell that I thought for sure that they had figured it out.
Also, does this “Robert” fellow know anything about Prophet Bobby, aside from his name? As said, Christian Robert, Bobby has a degree in physics and thus went to school. He wrote a book which has been widely published, and sells merchandise, and thus has a job. His income is no more fraudulent than that of publishers and editors of the Christian Bible, or the people who make “WWJD?” wristbands, or sell zombie Jew fish. When they admit that their respective sky daddies are lies (or more specifically and realistically, their beliefs about said sky daddies are not science and never will be), I’m sure that our beloved Bobby will do the same. You get right on that, and we will appease you.
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@dantes_torment
welcome back, glad to see you’ve lost none of your good sense :)
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Jean Bart, according to EC law, cadbury’s is chocolate… And carrots are a fruit! That was done to make sure that those crazy brits could make jam out of it and call it jam. Everyone knows that carrots are only good for rabbits (or possibly wabbits too).
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There’s carrot jam? We’re talking about gods while carrot jam is just sitting on the shelf? Excuse me, I have to go shopping right now.
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What exactly defines a “jam”? How does it it differ from a “jelly”?
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Robert, I don’t really now. I’m not sure how to translate the Dutch terms into English when it comes to jams and jellies.
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Boarg, apparatly there is. I remember being extremely surprised going to a bakery the first time in the UK and finding carrot-cake there!
We have a joke about that stuff in the Netherlands :) I never thought that that was real!
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Carrot cake isn’t too bad. Carrots are quite sweet. Prefer double chocolate with butter cream though.
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Robert – for me a jam is something you have on bread whilst jelly is served with ice-cream. Usually at children’s parties.
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Did someone mention carrot cake, carrot jam and carrot jelly??? What about a carrot burger with carrot fries and carrot shake!!!…*wabbit dances about clapping paws*
@Alchemist
Buona Mattina!!!
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Thumper, you’ll like the joke. It has a smart-ass bunny in it :P
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A rabbit goes to the bakery and asks: Do you have carrot-cake?
Baker says No we don’t.
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Next day the rabbit comes back and again asks: “Do you have carrot-cake?”
Baker: “NO, we don’t have carrot-cake, I told you that yesterday too”
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This goes on for the next few days and finally the baker gets fed up with it and decides to make carrot-cake.
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So the next day the rabbit walks in and asks “Do you have carrot-cake?”
“YES, we have carrot-cake”
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Rabbit: “Horrible isn’t it?”
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hahahahahahahaha…..
RAmen Red Dutch
ps. I love carrot cake :p)
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Everybody knows that carrots are good for the eyesight: ever seen a wabbit with glasses?
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OK, I know, this one is only a tiny bit older “than the street”, as a Flemish saying goes.
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I like carrot cake. Lovely and moist.
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But, it really makes you think carrot cake does.
who sat there, with a couple of carrots left over, and thought … “I’ll make a cake!” , as if it was going to be a good idea???
banana cake is better.
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Hi Thumper.
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Commodore Angryy
“who sat there, with a couple of carrots left over, and thought … “I’ll make a cake!” , as if it was going to be a good idea???”
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I suspect I’ve been that drunk!
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@ Alchemist.
You are no longer allowed near eggplant, or aubergine depending on where you are.
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Carrot-cake, yuckie. Commodore, I’m with you, banana-cake is much better.
And Alchemist, remind me not to eat any cake you might offer me…. :)
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Haaaaa!
Some well-intentioned bloke tries to tell Bobby how wrong it is to believe in a flying spaghetti monster (did you see I didn’t capitalize, just to give a neutral impression?), and the thread ends up discussing carrot cake!
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I like it.
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What a typical moronic comment.
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the original post that is….
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Hmmm. I wonder what type of code this is.
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Carrot cake is maybe yellow cake….hmmmm…
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Eh? What about the bananas and aubergines boss?
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hey! a way to advertise fsm? write the url on an old white t-shirt, go into a public place. if you want attention, drop your pants(at the dry-cleaners). you’ll get attention.
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disclaimer- i claim no responsibility. at all. for anything. ever.
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@ Wench Octarine
that’s amazing, you’re disclaimer also applies to all organized religions.
before you say CoFSM is organized, no, it isn’t.
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Dear Readers,
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Without wishing to offend any of the properly diagnosed dyslexics out there, there appear to be a lot of self-diagnosed dyslexics in here. I’ve done some quick lookups in that bastion of veracity called Wikipedia, and “Cannot be arsed to construct a proper sentence” is nowhere near the official definition of Dyslexia.
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There is something that you need to understand here: This is a place where proper arguments and evidence of actual thought processes going on on the other side of these postings, are valued above mere shouting and regurgitation of dogma.
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We* actually relish the occasional intelligent post made here by a Christian, explaining some of the issues that Atheists don’t seem to understand about Believers. The FSM knows there are plenty of those. We* are very much aware that being a Christian does not imply being stupid.
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But on the other hand, if you see fit to post here a barely legible piece of drivel, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing, then prepare to be mocked mercilessly!
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Yes, we know about Answers In Genesis. We even know, about many other such sites. Most of us will be intimately familiar with the writings of Jack T. Chick. None of these have succeeded in “disproving Evolution”. Unless you are smarter than these folks (with no comment on how difficult it would be), then basically, don’t bother, you will fail. There is very little on the web today about the merits of Creationism that someone in here won’t have read already.
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The whole point in this website, and in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is to keep the things you believe separate from the things you know.
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Arrr!
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Yours,
Devout Heathen.
* There is no “We”.
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@Devout Heathen
If you want some discussion with a serious christian (about biblical morality etc, not about evidence) then you’re welcome to join the discussion on
http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/13/communicate.htm
Krony is a guest from the inthepersuitofgod forum. He has been trying to explain the case for christianity in a patient and civil manner (although some have grown a dislike of his question dodging techniques etc in debate).
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Mass response :)
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C.A – “You are no longer allowed near eggplant…”
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Far too much work for drunk food. Unless you mistake them for a really big, purple pear! Which, I grant you, is entirely feasible.
It’s the old “Alcohol : Good idea at the Time” ratio again!
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RDPW – Hey! I’m a very good cook. My cake is superb. After two slices you won’t give a monkey’s what it tastes like. Better than a Ferris Wheel!
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JB – “…and the thread ends up discussing carrot cake! …I like it.”
Ya! It’s how I like my threads too! Sunny side up :)
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mi5 “Hmmm. I wonder what type of code this is.” – “Carrot cake is maybe yellow cake….hmmmm…”
Not a chance matey boy! We hid the good stuff at Beastly’s last year! The background radiation from the Radon in his house masks it’s own signature!
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No – Bollocks! No one called Beastly. He doesn’t live in Cornwall and we have NO Uranium! Oxides or otherwise! Just to set the record straight you understand!
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WO – Ahhh! As logical as ever :P
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Devout Heathen – Nicely put! RAmen.
(Although I would have used *correctly diagnosed*, rather than *properly diagnosed*.
Oh yeah, I probably wouldn’t have … :D)
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Alchemist; though I do not wish to insult your culinary skills, I still have grave doubt about eating any cake you baked :) Especially if ferris-wheels are in any way involved :)))
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RDPW – “Alchemist; though I do not wish to insult your culinary skills, I still have grave doubt about eating any cake you baked :)”
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It’s a trust thing isn’t it? Well trust me! The only cakes I’ve ever baked have baked me back :) That’s how good they are :D
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Ooooh – be right back. The sun-flowers are scratching for their evening story. They wont go to sleep without it!
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Alchemist, thats exactly what I’m afraid of :)))
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You ARE welcome to come over and have some of the chocolate-cake we just made :) Sorry Thumper, no carrots in that cake :P
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I thought Lemon cake was secret code for yellow cake.
You know the cakes with 235g of zest?
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I thought carrot cake was Semtex because its orange in colour.
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Can everyone stick to the standard obfuscations or it won’t be just the CIA who are confused.
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PS: Please disregard that previous comment. It was a joke.
Ha Ha?
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Oh, ha ha.
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۞ – “I thought Lemon cake was secret code for yellow cake. You know the cakes with 235g of zest?.”
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“I thought carrot cake was Semtex because its orange in colour.”
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Sorry about that, my fault. I’m crap with colours :(
So, let me get this right … Lemon Cake is U3O8 (Uranium Oxide just in case the NSA don’t know) and Carrot cake is Semtex!
So what are chocolate cake, banana cake (George Bush’s favourite by all accounts!) and two-stage, intermediate range, thermonuclear missile cake then?
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BTW Has Iran paid you for those Gas Centrifuges yet?
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Does this mean that fruit cake is code for the George W?
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Paid? They’ve paid for all that agricultural equipment (!!) and ordered some more.
They say they’re stepping up ‘wheat production’ because they want to make a lot of cakes. Really big ones.
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They’re going to throw(!) a party for Israel. Sounds nice.
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Aug 27th, 2007 at 7:21 am
Does this mean that fruit cake is code for the George W?
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If not it should be :P
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I find it strange how this person cannot see that what bobby is doing is actually a very respectable job.
Let’s see Robert mentions that bobby can make his own hours… isn’t that already true? or do I miss something here…
Personally I would love to be able to make a living with something as brilliant as what bobby has done… no amount of school can get you to that level… that’s what the American dream is REALLY made of
If you ask me it sounds like Robert is jealous. He realizes what bobby has and feels stuck in his own life and wishes he could manage to achieve that but cant, because he’s not bright enough to be capable of it.
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@Alchemist Aug 27th, 2007 at 7:01 am
“So what are chocolate cake banana cake (George Bush’s favourite by all accounts!) and two-stage, intermediate range, thermonuclear missile cake then?”
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Oh dear now I’m getting confused as well :(
Isn’t the Chocolate Cake the enterotoxigenic…erm…*desert* ???
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You know…the weakening one?
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Damn…sorry…meant the “weak end” one?
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Now, I don’t agree with this hate-mail, but I must admit that I am rather impressed at how civil and generally error-free it is!
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Actually, scratch the part about error-free- but still, we haven’t had this well written a hate-mail in… FSM knows how long! I say we celebrate!
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@ SE – Hi! It’s weird – not only have people not celebrated the well-written-ness of this hate mail but they haven’t posted much on this thread! Oh well…
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If you look in the archives back at the beginning of the site, ALL the hate mail was as well, or better written than this one. i beg everyone chech them out.
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All hail the FSM!
Now I think I’ll go eat some holy pasta.
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ouch, that didn’t work. All that work!
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All hail the FSM. May his praise and glory shower upon us as we continue this fleshy existance. He does indeed exist, I’ve seen the noodly appendage. Doubt me all you like, I have seen it.
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i do like how he didnt swear at us like the others but he dosent see past the joke
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If our god don´´t exist, why yours exist?
which are the proves’
because i´ve got many causes to beliebe in my god(Spaghetti Flying Monster).These are that in my feelings, i love spaghetti and i feel very comunicated with him.
who knows, maybe someday i´ll be a profet of Him.
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Oh dear, someone ”borrowed” my message board name.
Of course, my spelling is nowhere near as bad as this jokers.
Here’s a hint dude, buy a dictionary, and learn to read. lol
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I grew up in Ireland…………Catholic Ireland. Religion was rammed down our throats and any attempt at logical thought or discussion was ruthlessly punished. There I was a sheep without a cause, then one night it happened, not quite my road to Damascus, more like the road to Abrakebadra (take away food chain). I was walking along minding my own business……which at that particular time was the business of quelling the mega munchies…….the kind of munchies that only happen after inhaling the contents of several bucket-bongs…..anyway I was “walking” down to the take away when all of a sudden I felt a supernaturally starchy presence next to my shoulder, the sweet aroma of garlic, Basil and tomato’s engulfed me. My life has changed since I was touched by His noodly appendage, once a simple stoner, I am now a messianic stoner
Our Pasta, which art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy meatballs come
Thy sauce be done
In Ireland as it is in Italy
Give us this day our daily garlic bread
and forgive us our slurping
As we forgive those who slurp and spatter us
Lead us not into temptation
and deliver us from evil conservative rednecks
For thine is the pasta, the tomato’s and the basil for ever and ever – Pass the parmesan
Thanks FSM
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@Witchy
Welcome to the church of the FSM. There’s plenty of ex-Catholics here (myself included, and living in N. Ireland since a few years btw), you’ll fit right in. I like your alternative version of Our Father. Please post more often if you like.
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Ah, it is indeed good to know that the bucket bong has made it as far as Ireland.
I’m kind of surprised that the Italians didn’t realise God was in fact a pasta-based lifeform during their Renaissance. Maybe they did but the knowledge was surpressed by the Christian Mafia? Still, I believe pasta remains popular in Italy to this day, so maybe with the help of the FSM we will see a resurgance of pasta worship in Italia.
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RAmen.
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How extraordinary. I just stumbled across FSM today. Maybe not an accident but divine intervention as for my last birthday I got a pasta machine. With eggs and flour and water I make the world a better place just like FSM – is that blasphemy?
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2 quick points on creationism:
1)The intelligent design argument is based on an incomplete analogy. Through experience we have learned to determine human-made object by comparing them to non-human made objects. This analogy can not be applied to the universe because we have no benchmark to compare it to. Basically in order to pick out a designed Universe we would have to have experience a range of different universes.
2)If a well-ordered natural world requires a special designer, then God’s mind, being so well-ordered, would also require a special designer. Likewise this designer would need a designer and so on ad infinitum. One could respond by being content with an inexplicably self-ordered divine mind, but then why could one not be content with an inexplicably self-ordered natural world?
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@Lemuel Babcock Aug 31st, 2007 at 1:40 pm “With eggs and flour and water I make the world a better place just like FSM – is that blasphemy?”
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Blasphemy is very hard to perform within CoFSM! It’s a sport more appropriate to xians, muslims and other folowers of theist philosophies.
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But…
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Intolerance is not tolerated here! Really…
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@Jean Bart
“Intolerance is not tolerated here! Really…”…
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Unless of course you’re a controversial wabbit wanting to be invited to a group that may or….*muffled wabbit noises as burly pirates manhandle wabbit into a bag*
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“*muffled wabbit noises as burly pirates manhandle wabbit into a bag*”
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Being manhandled into a bag is the least of your worries Thumper. If I remember correctly some particularly cruel pirate once had the crew of a captured ship sown into sacks with their hands tied behind their backs and then tossed into the sea. How well can wabbits swim with their paws tied?
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…As I walk through the valley in the shadow of the beer volcano
No weevil shall I fear…hey!!! where’d everybody go??? Did the FSM take you all up to beer and stripper heaven and leave me behind???
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@DPG
“How well can wabbits swim with their paws tied?”
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Fairly well I guess…wabbits kinda “dog paddle”…I’m sure I wouldn’t have to worry though…the FSM is bound to send a bulimic whale/shark or kraken to eat and regurgitate me onto friendly shores…
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“Did the FSM take you all up to beer and stripper heaven and leave me behind???”
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Beer yes! Strippers no :(
Morning mate :D
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@Morning Alchemist!!!
“Beer yes! Strippers no :(”
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Ummmm…sounds like you are suffering a similar ale-ment to me…clinical intoxication…although this morning I wouldn’t call my condition “heavenly”…I attended a wedding last night with some folk from Western Queensland *insert cracking bull whip*…the beer was cold and plentiful…I left after the bridal waltz and about one half hour before the scheduled bare knuckle car park boxing…
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Oh a wedding. Nasty!
Still – cold beer (not that cat’s piss called XXXX I hope!)
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How long until you and Thumperess (Christine I think – hedging my bets with Thumperess) get hitched?
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Thought you guys should see this. I love this stuff.
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/australasia/article2914411.ece
I thought it would be worse to write a story about Jesus who was really a gay space alien female, ignoring the prime directive, but I’ve been outdone.
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Thumper ™ Aug 31st, 2007 at 4:05 pm
“wedding last night with some folk from Western Queensland……..I left after the bridal waltz and about one half hour before the scheduled bare knuckle car park boxing…”
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But Thumper….you mean you missed that most important tradition? Shame on you….you…you piker wabbit ;)
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@bill Aug 31st, 2007 at 4:55 pm
“Thought you guys should see this. I love this stuff.”
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/australasia/article2914411.ece
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Sounds ok to me.
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Oh brother…
Another one who doesn’t understand satire.
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Hi Scott :)
“Another one who doesn’t understand satire.”
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Yes….*sigh* So many of our Christian visitors suffer from HDD! (Humour Deficit Disorder) So sad :(
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@Wenchy
“But Thumper….you mean you missed that most important tradition? Shame on you….you…you piker wabbit”.
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It was late, the bar had closed and the plus sized women in taffeta were on first…I’m off soon to see the Lions play the Cats at the Gabba…the lingerie model managed to snag free ticket in a corporate box…free beer…free nibbles…I can feel my hangover “freeing up”…until tomorrow…adios!!!
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God, I can’t stand half the people who claim to be members of my own religion. I’m proud to call myself a Christian. But holy crap do these people know how to read way too far into things.
The entire concept of the FSM is a fantastic idea.
There has been a notable amount of scientific evidence coming about recently, things that support a lot of what the Bible talks about…odd things like seashells being found in the Himalayas. But regardless, it’s still a relatively small amount of evidence.
While I believe in and support all the aspects of my religion, and believe that everyone should be given the opportunity to lean more about Christianity and the evidence supporting it…I don’t think there is ENOUGH evidence to justify its integration into public education…nor do I think it is proper to force its instruction in such an environment.
Silly “believers.”
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I believe i’ve heard about the seashell in the himalayas thing too. The christians say this is due to a flood that covered the entire earth, despite the fact that the water wasn’t there before, and that amount of water isn’t here now. or could it possibly be that the himalayas were mad from tectonic plates colliding, pushing the land mass up. the Himalaya may well have used to be below sea level. but no, of course a flood 4km high worldwide is much more plausible.
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Hi Kyle
Nice to here from you :)
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Hi Commodore Angryy :)
Yes some idea of how mountains are formed helps. :)
The global flood idea doesn’t quite explain the various ages (dated via radiopmetric dating) of the different layers of stratification containing seashells. Millions of years difference between them.
Oh well :)
RAmen
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However the FSM changing the evidence around DOES explain how they got there…
RAmen
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Of course, i understand now. some idiot tried to make the FSM into a marinara dish, and in his drunken fury he threw the oyster shells where he thought no-one might ever find them again.
the lesson here is, the FSM does not like seafood.
RAmen
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@Kyle
Welcome to the church of the FSM, it’s a refreshing change to get a christian who can grasp the idea of satire. You wrote
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“There has been a notable amount of scientific evidence coming about recently, things that support a lot of what the Bible talks about…odd things like seashells being found in the Himalayas.”
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A christian friend of mine also mentioned that to me once. I asked her for the source of the info, but she didn’t know. And she seemed very disinterested in discussing the integrity of the source. She was just mildly offended that I didn’t take her ‘I don’t know where it comes from but it’s true anyway, so puh’ as convincing. Do you know where the story comes from? Has it e. g. been published in a scientific journal? The finding would represent a major problem for a field like geology. Unless it’s another one of those Answers in Genesis inspired canards. Do you have a reference for the info please?
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And hi Commodore, Nikkiee :)
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Hi DPG
I don’t think even AiG would go on that one….then again… :)
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Thumper ™ Aug 31st, 2007 at 7:04 pm
“It was late, the bar had closed..”
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Well that’s an entirely different matter…no such thing as a piker when the bar is closed!
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“and the plus sized women in taffeta were on first…”
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Oh dear…..sounds like it would have been a ton of fun :p
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Commodore Angryy Sep 1st, 2007 at 12:39 am
“Of course, i understand now. some idiot tried to make the FSM into a marinara dish, and in his drunken fury he threw the oyster shells where he thought no-one might ever find them again.”
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Hahahahaha….I think you just may be right there :) I guess that doesn’t bode well for my love of Spaghetti Marinara then..
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@ Wench Nikkiee
Spaghetti Marinara … eww.
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Kyle
Also, the existence of seashells in the Himalayas has been known for at least 500yrs. The “placed there by the deluge” was a common explanation accepted before evidence was produced drowning (so to speak) that idea. Even Leonardo da Vinci wasn’t convinced 500 yrs ago of the deluge explanation……because of the layers and because lots of the thin fragile shells in the different strata were intact.
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You have absolutely no taste Commodore Angryy! Probably comes from living out in that ditch :p))
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1.) People should be allowed to believe whatever they want
2.) Do you believe in spellcheck?
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Kendareru, I absolutely do not believe in spell-check. It has tried to make the utmost rubbish of my reports, letters and mails, while missing some glaring faults :(
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Kyle: Hmmm, sea-shells found in the Himalayas support the bible story?? I’d say it even more supports the idea of plate-techtonics (sp?) wich I find a bit more logical :)
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Beat you to it RDPW, but then again, you spelled techtonic right.
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I have to say, the whoe of the Christian community who post here is talking it way too seriously. Parodies rarely mean what they say, it’s just for fun. Nobody (Hopefully) takes the FSM seriously, and the only reason it parodies the Bible is because that is the religion most people know about apart from Christians. FSM is meant to prove many things, but I feel it just proves that Religion in general ruins us. Most wars has religious causes, and asm it’s said in the Condiments (much more sensible then the Commandments), you should spend money on researching cures for diseases, and ending poverty, much soending millions on religious buildings. God is omnipresent, therefore you should be able to worship anywhere. Christians, grow up, it’s a joke. Don’t force-feed people your religion. Pastafarians, don’t take it so seriously. =P
Peace out yall.
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Ok, silly links time.
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First, the blasphemous separatists that are the Reformed church of the FSM have brought out their own interpretation of His inerrant word (messed up links to get them to pass the spam filter):
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w—–ww.amazon.co.uk/dp/1411682769/ref=pe_pe_5301_7565171_pe_ar_v1
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The synopsis reads as follows:
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the world’s newest deity. Wisdom direct from the FSM’s noodly lips. Poetic insight on love, sex, service, and cleanliness; Eye-opening commentary on the 7 deadly sins and other world religions; The only logically proven answers to “What is the one true religion?” and “Who is the one true God?” Astonishing prophecies on the end of the world, and 10,000 mysterious and uncensored verses. With humor, GOD SPEAKS! challenges us to go beyond superficial religiosity and look for deeper meaning. GOD SPEAKS! is the Holy Book for the Reformed Church of the FSM, a heretical offspring of the pre-reformation Church of the FSM. Unlike the pre-reformation Church, The Reformed Church takes its wisdom directly from the FSM Deity, without human intervention.
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Blasphemy in its purest form of course, suggesting that they have a Truth higher than the word of the FSM as passed on by our great prophet Bobby Henderson. May their pints of stale beer be huge and their stripper angels particularly old, fat and ugly once they get to paradise.
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Then it gets much sillier still once we turn from the misguided Reformed CoFSM nutters to the even more ludicrous religion that is christianity. Yoga is a distraction from true faith now apparently, because of its Hindu origins. Hence a vicar banned it:
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w======ww.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article2358035.ece
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DPG
Yoga, TM, hypnosis, heavy metal etc.
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They all open your spirit up to outside (ie demonic) influences.
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Who’s for a stoning then? Oh wait, it’s 2007 not 1407!
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I have a question to ask. Fundies believe that only one book holds any truth, the bible. thereby they question and ridicule EVERY other book, so why do they never stop to think about the bible? why is it that they believe that the bible has to be true, when there is absolutely no interrelating supporting evidence, EVER?
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@ DPG
When did this reformed Church of FSM begin? can we place a fatwa on them?
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CA – the bible isn’t a book. It’s the literal word of God.
It’s very difficult to understand but when I was trolling a christian site one of the Admins said I was thinking too much.
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Kinda sums it up really!
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why must you be an anti-Spaghettite? religions evolve over time. there are only a few people that worship odin anymore, and he was worshipped throughout most of northeren and easteren europe. i do not mock your beliefs please do not mock mine. just because something doesn’t make sense to you doesn’t mean it’s “not right”. and please learn to use correct grammar defore you criticize others, crazy is spelled with a “c” not a “k” and the word you were looking for is their not “there” it is very difficult to sound threatening if you can’t spell.
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Well here’s some nice news from Texas…be warned this is from the *Uncommon
Descent* …IDiot clown William Dembski’s website…however I think that made it an even more satisfying read …hehehehehe :))
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“Baptist University pulls plug on Evolutionary Informatics Lab – links to intelligent design fatal”
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http://www.uncommondescent.com/
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Wow the link posted ok….praise His Noodlyness :p
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Regarding Himalayan seashells, I once worked down a coal mine, 900 foot underground, in one of the roadway roofs there was a fossilised mussel bed.
Oh, and bloody great fossilised fern trees that sometimes tried to crush unlucky miners when they fell from the roof.
Can Noah’s deluge explain this you dumb fundies?
All hail the Mighty Pasta God, Ramen.
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@Wench Nikkiee Sep 1st, 2007 at 2:17 pm “Well here’s some nice news from Texas…be warned this is from the *Uncommon Descent* …IDiot clown William Dembski’s website…however I think that made it an even more satisfying read …hehehehehe :))”
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Is it my lack of scientific background, or are those articles just badly written? Who on earth do they try to convince with this? Well, I probably DO lack scientific background after all…
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@Tagliatellius Sep 1st, 2007 at 2:33 pm
“Oh, and bloody great fossilised fern trees that sometimes tried to crush unlucky miners when they fell from the roof.”
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Wow Tagliatellus…I would personally love to see those up close. Bummer about them falling though…sounds really scarey.
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“Is it my lack of scientific background, or are those articles just badly written?”
No, it’s not your lack of scientific background. I enjoy reading Dembski’s blog occasionally…not too much though. I find reading too much starts terrorising too many brain cells. Moderation is the key :))
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“Who on earth do they try to convince with this?”
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Yes!! People with no concept of the real scientific processes…umm…*real* scientific evidence. Bet I could sell those same people an Opera House…or two.
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@Tagliatellius Sep 1st, 2007 at 2:33 pm
“Oh, and bloody great fossilised fern trees”
Probably from the Carboniferous Period (Paleozoic era)…..~360 million yrs old :)
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Hi Nikkiee, thanks for another interesting link. I read it plus the comments. And then registered to post my own reply, but found out that the blog is moderated. Somehow I think my post won’t be accepted. I paste it below.
I’m pleasantly surprised Baylor shut them down. Baylor is the university where Rodney Stark works, an revisionist christian historian (my zealously religious sort-of-ex-girlfriend liked holding up Starks work). If they allow him sanctuary then why not any IDiot? It’s probably too much to expect consistency from lunacy.
Below is my post over there (you’ll only read it here people, trust me, they won’t post it):
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This is all very sweet. First the piece by Dembski with cries of conspiracy all over it and then the powerless and mindless outrage of some of the commenters.
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One poster states that the evidence for ID is growing. Never mind that little problem that irreducible complexity was falsified for all the examples Behe provided for it. And that Behe also stated under oath that ID is on the same level as astrology from a scientific point of view.
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And another poster thinks that bible quotes are a valid substitute for arguments. In the same way IDiots think faith in some fairy tale creator is a valid substitute for scientific evidence. Oh but wait, you’ve all got tons of evidence right? It’s just that journals won’t publish it because of The Great Conspiracy. Of course.
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Love it people, thanks for a good laugh.
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“Probably from the Carboniferous Period (Paleozoic era)…..~360 million yrs old :)”
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What? FFS the Earth is only 6.5k years old – millions? I think not.
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Yes you’re right Alchemist. :) Sorry slipped back into that Smug Assclown Evilutionist thinking there for a mo :p Will I ever be free of it?
What I really meant to say, was that the FSM put those fossilised trees in that mine. He did this just to screw with those crazy scientists! He no doubt also makes them fall ocassionally to draw attention to His little prank.
RAmen
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Hi DPG
“And then registered to post my own reply, but found out that the blog is moderated.”
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Oh yeah!! Wonder why! :p))
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“What I really meant to say, was that the FSM put those fossilised trees in that mine.”
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I should bloody well think so too! Let’s not have that evolution crap spouted here eh!
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Those bloody scientist – what the hell is wrong with complete faith? Pah! Some folks just don’t get it …
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Alchemist
“I should bloody well think so too! Let’s not have that evolution crap spouted here eh!”
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Ok ok…. I’m just up to my 13th penance “Give us this day our daily pasta” now …only 37 more to go….
for today anyway! :p
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@DPG
“I’m pleasantly surprised Baylor shut them down. Baylor is the university where Rodney Stark works, an revisionist christian historian (my zealously religious sort-of-ex-girlfriend liked holding up Starks work). If they allow him sanctuary then why not any IDiot?”
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Yeah I was thinking that too when I read the article. I meant to comment on it in my earlier response to your post.
I’m wondering if it’s politics between IDiots and some other version..maybe YECish?
(Rodney Stark…..revisionist?…. not up on some of the sub-variations of xtian beliefs)
The YECs, to different degrees, borrow heaps from ID but then adamantly deny other bits of it.
Most of the followers (from both camps) can’t even tell you what they actually believe.
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Could it be maybe Baylor want to distance themselves from the embarrassment/ridicule that follows Behe/Dembski show wherever it goes?
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If you CHristians believe in stuff that you deem ‘insane’ like a virgin birth; creation begining with 2 people and eventual procreation which would yield retards (technically); blood that cleans stains and that the earth is 6-10 thousand years old.
Why can’t Pastafarians believe in a the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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@Nikkiee
“Rodney Stark…..revisionist?…. not up on some of the sub-variations of xtian beliefs”
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He’s someone who wants to credit christ and christianity for everything. So he comes up with claims that e. g. science has purely christian origins and that the greeks (who invented the scientific method of testing hypotheses through experimentation etc, they did amazing things centuries before jesus was ever heard of) never did anything other than some empirical tinkering, that they just got lucky with all their inventions and rubbishes them in various other ways. And he’s an apologist for all the evils the church committed of course. Someone who’s in a little happy bubble and doesn’t want reality to burst it. He also likes to rubbish real historians and his work is full of ad hominems to discredit any (that means practically all of them) who give proper credit to non-christian civilisations and scientists.
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Thanks DPG
I think I’ve come across a few with that flavour.
I had a look over on the Baptist’s list, but couldn’t find anything there.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0805/cults.html
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@Nikkiee
I’m no native English speaker, but to my knowledge revisionists are not a christian denomination but the word generally applies to anyone who puts a ‘creatively distorting’ spin on things in the past.
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Whaaaah, there’s a follow-up on Dembskis blog. The Baylor administrator who shut down the lab responded. He cites the Dover case. You should read the anger that that stirs up among the IDiots. I just LOVE reading their angry hurt:
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http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelligent-design/president-john-lilley-responds-in-robert-marks-case/#comments
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“THEY ARE K R A Z Y.” At least learn to spell
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It’s interesting how Krazy Kristian Kreationists postulate the existance of a Creator from the existance of apparent natural order, and postulate the existance of natural order based on the Bible, the alledged documentary evidence of this Creator. Of course we Pastafarians don’t have this problem because we Know the power of His Noodly Appendage and It’s constant presence in our lives. Ramen
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great now we have another 1dot5 to fight with!!!!!
oh well!
i summon jihad against the non believer
alllaaah ho akbar! alllaah ho akbar!
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DPG
“The Baylor administrator who shut down the lab responded….. You should read the anger that that stirs up among the IDiots. I just LOVE reading their angry hurt:”
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But wait…there’s more…
They took the Baylor response down! Apparently it was a *parody* though it certainly didn’t read like one! More like a deliberate ploy to stir the sheep up over Baylor before they announced the farce. Shows once again that Dembski’s crowd will sink down to anything. Dembski certainly has a huge thorn in his paw re Dover :)))
Who can forget the childish and sarcastic clip of the Dover trial he had commissioned and then sent to Dawkins as a xmas present. Then he had the nerve to ask Dawkins to remove it from being displayed on Dawkins site.
Anyway I’ve certainly gotten a good laugh out their little comedy of errors. So good to see the clown show still making complete fools of themselves. :)
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“Parody at UD (William Dembski)”
http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelligent-design/parody-at-ud/
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May His Noodlyness continue to guide the Discovery Clowns *cleverness*
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Will all of the Christians that come on this page please calm down! There’s no need to have a huuge go at anybody that believes in the FSM. Yes, we believe in him and you believe in your god. We don’t try and stop to believing in god saying that it’s stupid and pathetic and that “satan has a hold on you” do we? My advice to all of the Christians that come on here is remember that it’s a joke! My friend is really Christian but she finds it funny!!
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Oh erm… I forgot…
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it’s bad enough that these letters communicate their inane passion with the grammar and articulation of a drunken fifth grader, but what really strikes me as the most pitiful thing about this hate mail is its overwhelming hypocrisy. the arguement for teaching creationism is based on the outrageous idea that christians’ beliefs are being deliberately underminded and discredited by our educational institutions and that their idea of “truth” is not being given fair representation. you poor, oppressed souls, have you ever considered that some may regard your beliefs as just as, if not more, rediculous than a flying spaghetti monster? this being so, why should christian dogma prevail while pastafarian dogma withers? our constitution seems to agree that we are free to believe whatever we choose, and as far as i’m concerned, pastafarianism is just as much a religion as christianity. there seems to be no limit to the ascendancy of the christian faith (pun intended). being jewish, i’ve already experienced attacks on my religion, despite being only sixteen. i don’t know whether any of you christians have felt discrimination, you most likely haven’t, but as you malign the flying spaghetti monster i hope it dawns on you that your words and actions are hauntingly similar to those of the romans that crucified christ. think about that.
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@Pastafarian x
“We don’t try and stop to believing in god saying that it’s stupid and pathetic and that “satan has a hold on you” do we?”
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I don’t say that satan has a hold on people but I definately encourage people to drop faith and try observation and reasoning based on observation instead. An yes, I’ve met plenty of people who are utterly stupid and pathetic and are so because of their faith.
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@ DPG – “Faith makes everybody scared. It’s the unknown, the don’t know, that keeps me hanging on” – from a Lifehouse song, “Unknown”.
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Did those nice Jewish chaps crucify christ? Buggers. I never knew that. Just think what could have been. He could have been bigger than Bill Gates. And it definitely proves there is no god as he would have bought shit loads of Microsoft shares at 20 cents in 1978 as he is omniscient and made a killing.
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I agree with the hatemail. You know perfectly well how impressionable Christians are when you wave something around that has writing on it. They’ll start a religion based on it. I’m just saying that followers of myself aren’t neccesarily making rational decisions and you shouldn’t trick them like that. It’s not nice.
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This response dictated by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to Center for Rational Debate secretary Madeline Jones 03 SEP 2007 23:44:02 GMT
For more information on how this is possible, check http://www.centerforrationaldebate.com/JesusChrist.html
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These hate letters can’t be real. They just can’t. The FSM would never allow people to be this stupid.
My favorite line, “one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y.”
Imagine being the pastafarian that was talking to this dude. How fun would that be? I would have more fun preaching my fundamentalist pastafariansim to this guy than anything else in that class. Classic.
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@ A Concerned Pirate
You’re completely correct, preaching fundamental pastafarians at school is classic, but you want fun? do it at your local church!
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Jesus Christ Sep 3rd, 2007 at 8:30 pm
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Hahaha! Nice web site! Not sure it will enlighten erring spirits…
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He’s right. FSM is good for a joke, but I know a better one:
A Rabbi, 12 Jews and a hooker walk into a temple….
Can you guess how it ends?
Here’s a clue, it involves some wood a few nails and St Peter being eaten by cannibals.
PS To any Christens reading… At what point in the bible dose it say you can eat pork and be an idolater? I found the bits where this is banned but not the revocation. So how come it’s ok for you to commit such sins!?
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Pluto – you should not refer to jesus as a hooker. Get it right, he was a snake oil salesman.
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“have you ever considered that some may regard your beliefs as just as, if not more, rediculous than a flying spaghetti monster? ”
It’s hardly a fair comparison, the Christians have a two thousand year head start…
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One-eyed Wonderkin- I was actually referring to Mary Magdalene (but isn’t it weird that he hanged around with a girl with the same name as his mum? But she must have been a bit of a ho her self:
Joseph: Who was that climbing out the bedroom window?
Mary: Erm…that was…er…the Angel Gabrielle! Yes that’ll do.
Joseph: what was he doing here?
Mary: Oh…well you see…er…he came to tell me I’m pregnant!
Joseph: What!? I thought you had to have sex to do that!? But you won’t touch mine with gloves on!? WHO THE FU*K IS THE FARTHER?
Mary: There’s no one else it…er…God?
Joseph: Well that’s ok then, as long as you haven’t been cheating on me!
Mary: Oh no no! Of cores not my love.
Joseph: Are these two guys in the closet also Angels!?
Mary: Sure why not.)
See all you need to be the Messiah is to have a dodgy family life. Charles Mansion could have been the second coming! Or were people just more inclined to listen to nut jobs back then? Go around claming you’re the son of god these days and your off to the phych ward.
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i think pastafarian x is right why do christians take it so seriously we don’t do it to you!!! pasta believer out
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☠DutchPastaGuy☠……actually I have been told on this website that “satan has a hold on all pastafarians”. So please do not wrongly accuse me of lying again, it would be much appreciated.
RAmen x
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Thank you barbaca!
May you be touched by his noodly appendage
RAmen x
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@Pastafarian x
“☠DutchPastaGuy☠……actually I have been told on this website that “satan has a hold on all pastafarians”. So please do not wrongly accuse me of lying again, it would be much appreciated.
RAmen x”
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Whaah? I was just saying that I don’t tell people satan has a hold on them. Where did I accuse you of lying? I think there would be a misunderstanding here. I’m not usually in the habit of accusing fellow Pastafarians of lying. Please point out my post that offended you.
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W00t :D
A possible slanging match and I wasn’t involved – now that is a miracle :D
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@Alchemist
“A possible slanging match and I wasn’t involved – now that is a miracle :D”
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I was actually trying to avoid rather than promote one.
And then think that you claim to be misunderstood *snif*…..
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“I was actually trying to avoid rather than promote one.”
Baah – you’re no fun :D
“And then think that you claim to be misunderstood *snif*…..”
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I am :D Honestly!
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Slag away I say – It’s getting a bit pedestrian around here – time to stir things up?
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Alchemist, all you need to do is tell me were that wotten wabbit is. He still hasn’t released ships cat …..
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Psst Red Dutchpasta Wench, I saw some cats in a cage in some Australians backyard a few days back. This cat wouldn’t be half shaved with a punkish purplish haircut would it?
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Yes, thats Ships Cat, is he all right?
And did you see a wabbit nearby, I’ve got a frying-pan with his name on it if he doesn’t release that cat real soon :)
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I didn’t see no wabbit, but the cage had a cardboard sign attached to it with the word “Saturday” written in crayon….this is all I saw. Hope that helps.
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Oh and that cat appeared to be praying?
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Moon out for Bush in Oz
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abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/09/07/2027226.htm?section=justin
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p.s. add http://
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wouldn’t let me run the whole link first post :(
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Peices of eight be with you and this wonderful site
It was from the pages of the God Delusion that the vision of the noodly creator passed from our prophet, The Dawkester, to my man and me. He is clearly a true prophet of the FSM and all must surely agree shall sit upon the right hand noodley appendage of the saucey one.
Without the Dawksters gospel we would still be amongst the unenlightened
i have just spent my entire lunch break reading this thread and know that I have found my spiritual home. All hail our lord and his earthly disciples :)
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Pluto – I love the Joseph/Mary interaction.
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I firmly of the opinion that if Mary exsisted, she did not die a virgin.
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I think they say Mary was a virgin, because Joseph said he’d never had sex with her. I think Mary took ‘love thy neighbour’ to far.
While i’m here, i suggest after you’ve bought the shirts Bobby already has for sale, the Wneches try these: http://www.onehorseshy.com/lowbrow/pirates_do_it_for_the_booty/
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Actually during the time Mary live, the term virgin often referred to women who had not yet menstruated, not women who had never had sex.
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Hi Pasta Sue – welcome to the ship. I think a few people found FSM through the God Delusion. You can’t buy that kind of publicity :D
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@ Pasta Sue – RAmen and welcome from Rowdy Wench! Stick around – it’s fun!
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@ Commodore – Funny shirts!! :))
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@ OEW – I agree about Mary. I have no idea why it’s so important that she had an “immaculate conception” and stayed a virgin – as if that’s something to be proud of. BTW – when I was still going to church one of the girls in our “marriage prep” class was named Immaculate. Can you imagine what that did to every guy she met? What a challenge! Stoopid parents…
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@Rowdiest – Marriage prep class? What kind of stuff was taught?
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@Captain W – interesting. It still puts Joseph in a tough spot. Unless of course, he knew who really caused the pregnancy, like himself.
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Can you imagine that convo with the in-laws.
joe – she said the holy spirit told her she was preggers with god’s son.
father-in-law – get my sword.
mother-in-law – where is my whip.
mary – joe is still going to marry me.
father-in-law – you are a friggin idiot, joe.
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Has Booty seen those t-shirts?
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Didn’t somebody “make-up” the bible too? Oh no, wait, that was the word of god as heard through somebody’s ears, right? And then written down right away, so they could be sure and accurately represent what god deemed them worthy to hear. Right? Right? Right?
You either buy into a narrative, or you don’t, and some prefer to find creative ways of pointing out the irony by making stuff up that’s clever. I believe that those who defend their belief system so DEFENSIVELY, aren’t really getting what their whole god concept is based upon. It’s fear, people. Don’t crucify those who use humor as a weapon against self-righteous faith.
Turn the other cheek instead. Isn’t that what Jesus would’ve done?
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Where is Wench Beth?
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@ Rowdiest Wench
Immaculate? why do parents hate their kids from birth? the other day i had to annonce a birthday for a little girl named “Heavenly”, i shit you not. and on tv, there was a kid who’s name was Pegasus Ezekiel, the parent’s excuse was that the name was ‘character building’ , bully building more like it.
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@Dutch Pasta Guy
“I definitely encourage people to drop faith and try observation and reasoning based on observation instead.”
Have you ever felt a strong compulsion to do something that isn’t easily explained? So I don’t mean to get drunk or hook up with that good-looking someone. Everyone feels those compulsions. But I mean the strong sense that you’re supposed to walk down a certain street for no visible reason, or that it’s important that you call a certain friend RIGHT THEN. Have you ever felt that?
I was driving one day and suddenly knew I was supposed to stop at a certain store. I just didn’t know why. When I walked in, I found a large suitcase that matched a set I already owned. Thing was, I needed a suitcase of just that size for an overseas trip I was planning. Maybe that’s a dumb example. I mean, the suitcase didn’t need to match my other luggage, but I happen to like things that match and I enjoyed using that suitcase. And then there’s my friend who was contemplating suicide and in her depression was feeling particularly ugly. Then this really shy girl who she barely knew came up to her and nervously said, “I just feel like I’m supposed to tell you that you’re beautiful.” My friend decided she should stick around on earth a little longer because of that message.
I’m just thinking that there’s a point when observation and fact doesn’t explain times like this. What made the shy girl give a practical stranger such a particular (and life-saving) message? We all have faith in something, whether it’s the FSM, the God of the Bible, or ourselves. Do we need to fight the fact of faith? Reason and faith can be married as quite an exceptional couple. There’s too much singleness out there… reason or faith trying to go at it alone.
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@Gangplank
“We all have faith in something, whether it’s the FSM, the God of the Bible, or ourselves. Do we need to fight the fact of faith?”
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Clearly we do, yes. In the name of humanity, PLEASE stop doing random things in the hopes that the outcomes will be for the better! The FSM will not always be there to look out for you! FSM’s got stuff to do, y’know? Beer and strippers won’t wait forever.
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RAmen
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@ Gangplank
How many times have you been walking around, had one of these feelings and…. nothing happen? i put it to you that your finding of being a fashion victim was coincidence, and yet less than that. you were looking for a suitcase of a particular size, and what a surprise, you had a feeling you should go into a store that sells suitcases. simply astounding.
and about your friend. if someone is depressed enough to want to end her life, there are physical signs. the human brain can decipher a person’s feelings from the looks on their face, and introverts (a shy girl) are especially good at this. this shy girl was nothing more than a good person. never lose your faith in the human race, it’s really good, you should give it a try.
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You pastafarians are blasphemers trying to force you religion into schools. We all know that the only true and almighty being is the Drunken Hamburger Monster. The Drunken Hamburger monster created us all, and to say that we were created by a giant invisible man or a Flying Spaghetti Monster is blasphemy. Please I implore you all, Pastafarians, Atheists, and Christians, believe in our one true creator and place your faith in the Drunken Hamburger Monster and you will go to heaven where there are hot sexy clean hookers, a waterfall of beer, and everyone gets a 30×50 meter wide flat screen TV with over a million channels. But if you do not change your ways and convert to the Church of the Drunken Hamburger Monster than you will all burn in Hell where all the hookers are fat, ugly, and have over a hundred STDs, the TV is only 2×3 feet with only shows about Rosey O’ Donell, and teh beer is incredibly bland, tasteless, stale, and barely have any alcohol in it.
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@AkatsukiXIII
“But if you do not change your ways and convert to the Church of the Drunken Hamburger Monster than you will all burn in Hell where all the hookers are fat, ugly, and have over a hundred STDs, the TV is only 2×3 feet with only shows about Rosey O’ Donell, and teh beer is incredibly bland, tasteless, stale, and barely have any alcohol in it.”
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Your Hell is in DETROIT?! Any religion that would send me to Detroit is not even worth investigating! I dismiss you with a swish of my parmesan shaker: Begone, foul creature!
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@ AkatsukiXIII
Yeah you’re a right funny bastard aren’t you. get an original idea, and people may convert.
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Best not to reply to AkatsukiXIII, he’s ytring to make us retaliate and show that were bad people, either that or sink us down to the same level as the swearing chrisitans/catholics, but hey you gotta admit, that remark did suck pretty badly AkatsukiXIII.
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Hey why can’t i believe in this if i want too? I mean there are tons of religions alot better than christianity for the simple reason that they don’t spread their beliefs by force (btw there are many other reasons why christians are some of the most pigheaded bigots that must make jesus wish he didn’t die for their sins). So if you hate the idea so much go join your goose stepping friends and shave your heads.
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nice site
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I agree.
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Ships cat, please tell me you’re OK. Wabbit, get your grubby unlucky paws off him this minute! Or else……….. I thought you’d changed, that you were a nice guy, for a wabbit. It seems I was wrong *sniff*.
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Put him in the pot RDPW. then he can stew along with his favourite foods.
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That’s the Or else….. commodore :))) I’ll get out the pot, do you want some too?
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@Captain W
“Actually during the time Mary live, the term virgin often referred to women who had not yet menstruated, not women who had never had sex.”
What, was she fucking 12 or something?
So is God a pedo then?
That’s disturbing; the idol of millions is a didler. The christens must feel like Garry Glitter fans.
@Rowdiest Wench
One of my cousins from the states (being English myself) has a friend called Orally! Her parents must have had high expectations! Be good if she had a sister called Anally… And a brother named Rim-Job.
@AkatsukiXIII
Nice one punk!! Trying to be funny? Yo act like a cunt!!
(That’s right, I can rap and I’m White).
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May all that is rational and logical bring you peace and insight.
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No, not really RDPW. i’m afraid i might catch something, you don’t know what that amount of alcohol and carrots can do.
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I’, planning a stew so the alcohol would vaporise. It might take some time but I’m sure it would work.
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There is just as much proof that the spagetti monster exists as Christ exists. Religion is just a waste of time. People only chose to believe because they are confused and scared of the truth and there surrounding so all you hate mail people sod off! But keep posting because i like to argue.
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And FSM hasn’t used fear of the afterlife to get money
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and they havn’t invaded anyone, caused any great trouble, the only trouble that has been created is by the disrespectful people that discriminate this religion (ps) i can’t spell i am 14 but i still can’t spell
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@Thedcase
Copy and past from word dude. I’m 26 and can’t spill for skit.
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Why doesn’t drawing a picture using symbols work?
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Cos it’s shit
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pluto your an asshole
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it’s not amazing devil dude that is sitting right next to me
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i thought it was =[
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soz pluto
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What’s with the arsehole comment 666?
An arsehole is full of shit, wile most of what I say is true. I just like to fuck about…
Which would make me a DICK!
I think it’s about time people started swearing in the correct content, they should do classes in it at school instead of RE.
But you said ‘soz’ so I guess I forgive you, it’s the un-christian thing to do after all.
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“Is it better to find happiness in a lie than embrace the truth?”
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@Pluto Sep 11th, 2007 at 1:31 am: “What’s with the arsehole comment 666? An arsehole is full of shit, wile most of what I say is true. I just like to fuck about… Which would make me a DICK! ”
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Here’s something to complete your anthology of flowered texts:
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(Gary Johnston:) We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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Way to ‘Team America’ Rufus. well done.
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9/11/2001!
Never forget! – Drink a beer to those innocents murdered in the name of Allah!
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Whatever name it goes under – religion is poison!
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Thanks for the flowery text Rufus, I do enjoy nice wording. How are the other Marx brothers?
Alchemist- thanks for the reminder. I remember what I was doing when I found out about the attacks. I was blowing into a rubber woman. Nothing pervy, unfortunately, it was the second day of my apprenticeship and I was doing a first aid course. One of my lectures came in and old us. I thought she was taking the piss till I got home.
But at least the finally managed to bring Saddam Hussein to justice for the attacks and invaded Iraq-Qaeda. Well done Mister Bush. And to think people doubted him when he just sat there like an idiot reading a kids book wile the US was under attack, he showed them wrong.
So why not put your feet up, crack open a beer, light a splif and remember the lost potential of the day.
And the fact it got one of the greatest oil steeling, speech fucking up, retarded, badly informed, lying, conniving, ‘I did better then my dad!, incompetent, species betraying, born again mother fuckers ever get re-elected.
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“I’ve got God’s shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I’ll bet I’ve shed more tears than you can count, as president.” –George W. Bush, as quoted by author Robert Draper in Dead Certain
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Same here George!
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“I’m going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I’m smart on the subject.” –George W. Bush, answering a question about a possible flu pandemic, Cleveland, July 10, 2007
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“My relationship with this good man is where I’ve been focused, and that’s where my concentration is. And I don’t regret any other aspect of it. And so I — we filled a lot of space together.” –George W. Bush, on British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007
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“And so, what Gen. Petraeus is saying, some early signs, still dangerous, but give me — give my chance a plan to work.” –George W. Bush, in an interview with Charlie Rose, April 24, 2007
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“There are some similarities, of course (between Iraq and Vietnam). Death is terrible.” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
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Politics comes and goes, but your principles don’t. And everybody wants to be loved — not everybody. … You never heard anybody say, ‘I want to be despised, I’m running for office.’” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
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“Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it’s a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like — or to the developed world, to people like — in the United States.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
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“The solution to Iraq — an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself — is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
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“I’m a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There’s a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane.” –George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007
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“We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 4, 2001
“Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.” —George W. Bush, in a press conference with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien. Sept. 24, 2001
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“There’s only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I’ve got an additional responsibility to hug and that’s me and I know what it’s like.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002.
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“You believe in the Almighty, and I believe in the Almighty. That’s why we’ll be great partners.” —George W. Bush, to Turkish Prime Minister Recap Tayyip Erdogan, Washington, D.C. Dec. 10, 2002
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(And finaly as this is turning into an esay)
“I think the American people — I hope the American — I don’t think, let me — I hope the American people trust me.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002
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Oh and this one too!
“I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s the interesting thing about being president.” —George W. Bush, as quoted in Bob Woodward’s “Bush at War”
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Pluto – Thanks for the quotes.
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Just a reminder of how the American people truly f****d themselves.
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Hahahahaha – I’m guessing you’re not a fan of the scary monkey-fucker Pluto :D. Great quotes, thanks. Frightening quotes to be honest.
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I picked up the holy FSM literature when my neighborhood temple (Borders) began to carry the holy book. I laughed, I chuckled and then I set it aside. Now that I have been here to the website and seen the sincerity of the the pastafarians – I am a new convert. (actually it was the stupidness of the hate mail) But, whatever the cause – praise the FSM!!!!!
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Welcome aboard Ricky.
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Religion is too serious and insame of a subject, so here we are to inject some levity and sanity.
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No, I don’t like him at all! But I particularly hate the people who voted him in for a second term. First time, ok! We all fuck up from time to time. But twice!? It’s a sad state of affairs when over half the voting public pick a “leader” who has proven (and it’s there in the quotes) himself to be an idiot and an international joke. This is a case, I think; of Baptists and other christen right groups, voting for someone because he claims to have the same beliefs as them! And don’t forget the KKK, sure there’s some link there.
Bush is like Master Blaster from Mad Max beyond the thunder-dome. A powerful retard with some twat on his back telling him what to do!
But I’m glad you guys liked the quotes. This was one of my faves.
“My relationship with this good man is where I’ve been focused, and that’s where my concentration is. And I don’t regret any other aspect of it. And so I — we filled a lot of space together.” –George W. Bush, on British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007
I no homophobe, but that did sound a little gay. I think they did indeed “we filled a lot of space together.”
But I digress.
Just remember that he and those like him are Species Traitors!!!
And that a president can only serve 2 terms in a row, WOO-HOO!!
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“Whoever wishes to be a Christian, let him pluck out the eyes of his reason.”
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I find the terrible grammar from some of the people sending hate mail to be quite frankly, distressing.
I think that before they should bad mouth someone’s views, morals or ethics, they should learn to write properly. =]
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If old GWB is so into his Bible then, perhaps, he should have a look at Proverbs 13:5
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“A righteous man hates falsehood, but a wicked man acts disgustingly and shamefully.”
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Ooops! George is in the shit then!
It’s always satisfying to use someone’s own *moral compass* against them :D
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Wait a second, you are expecting a US governmental person to actually believe what they are saying? I think that GWB is as spiritual as a nail. He goes to church because it is expected, nto because he actually believes.
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Do you think that Dick Cheney goes to church? I think that he would burst into flames if he tried.
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Well I’m an atheist, so I don’t believe in Dick Cheney.
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Pluto – That is a great statement.
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Yargh! Ye have me smitten for FSM!
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Yes, I’m so sharp I cut myself.
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I’m completely new here and I would like to become part of your wonderful, warm group of Pastafarians.
RAmen and praaaaaaaaaaaise the Spaghetti Monster!
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Why is anyone complaining about the FSM? I just found this website and am laughing my ass off. As far as my opinion on religion, the FSM is just as possible. Forget about FSM for a minute and think about the major religions, Whos is the correct one and give me undisputable proof its right. Then tell me why that “God” or diety ( so I miss spelled a word or two, bite me) is allowing religious wars.
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With all due respect, please use proper grammar and puctuation when you tell someone to “go to school”; especially when they have a highly coveted degree. Additionally, please note that creating a religion is a difficult job and only a small handful have yet to do so.
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@SpaghettiQuattroFromaggi
your name brings up an interesting question, if you eat quattro fromaggi spaghetti, will that be heresy? (defiling of parmesan) or will it be worshipping 4 times as fast?
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Whaddya needs grammer four when youve got GOD on ur side?
What troubles me most is that this deity in whom we are exhorted to believe apparently lacks a sense of humor. To me, a perfect deity has the perfect intelligence to understand satire and appreciate humor. The perfect deity is perfectly humble (hmmm . . . the Christ was reported to be so) and probably likes a bit of ribbing along with the next deity.
There’s no teaching old dogma new tricks . . .
I’m sure the FSM would agree with me. Or not.
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but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god.
im not trying to be a jerk or anything like that… but.. Do u even know how ur god look’s like? I mean how can u believe in something u dont know how look’s like?
atleast whe know how ur god look’s like….. dinner!
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well… do u no how ur spelling looks like?
At least our god doesn’t look like the bum on the corner I give beer money to, and most people who belong to a religion like (forgive me for assuming based on the spelling) ur’s won’t eben stop to look at him, much less give him that beer money, and who knows? that might really BE your god stiing there that you walk right by!
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I will now return to my normal IQ and proper English, thank you, and May His Sauce Be Upon You!
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So…He should stop taking money from people who are willingly giving it to him?
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I guess I should stop willingly pay my mortgage and car payments, then.
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@Pluto: You have my vote for Prez, although it’s not clear what party you’d run with. God of the Underworld. Jeez.
@ Wench Cyka: you are unfortunately burdened with the “nominal” but high IQ you have (switching it on and off in not an option), which may be a burden to you, but a pleasure to others. His Sauce upon you, abundantly. With little ittybitty clams, if you like them!
This is probably a bit of a non-sequitur for this thread, but has anybody ever checked that the income of Nevada casinos is much different than what one would expect from the laws of probability (no caps)? I’m going to drive thru Nevada next week, and plan to shoot craps (at a 1-buck table) on the way. I wonder if I’m at a disadvantage because there are people for whom Jesus is nudging the dice….
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@ Satan
It was simply a dig at that whole “Be a loving, giving Christian” idea, when you can walk down an average street in any large city and find a homeless guy with a nice long beard being ignored any given Sunday morning whilst all the good Christians who are stepping over him on their way to church will fill that colletion plate quite nicely with ones. As for what the guy on the street would do with that money, hey, that’s his business! I have no idea how he ended up there, but if a buck I can spare will make him feel a little better, I usually spare it.
On a side note to that however, lately an alarming number of veterans are making their way to those sidewalks. In America, local VA hospitals usually have stacks of little grey books that have info on benefits those vets deserve. I generally keep a stack of these books in my car, and if that homeless guy tells me he served, I hand him one along with that dollar, hoping he’ll help himself too. If a couple people read this post and take up a hobby, maybe a few less sidewalk warmers will grace the streets in a couple months, huh?
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@ Wench Cyka
A good reason to be here is to learn. We can get the VA grey books if we want, can’t we???? Thank you.
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They are free to everyone, just go right on in and ask, happy to help. Please just leave a few for the vets that come in looking for them.
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Hey wait a minute! I’ve got it! It says somewhere in the Bible (where their god is talking) something to the extent of “I am your god, you shall have no other gods before me.” That implies that Christianity is not a monotheistic religion, but a religion that believes in multiple gods, but worships only one. Shit, I can’t remember what that’s called. Anyhoot, why can’t FSM be another god that the Christian god doesn’t want to be put before? Christian’s god is a jealous god. Probably because he isn’t as delicious as the great FSM. RAmen to all!
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To Robert.
Like dude where were you when teachers were giving out grammar and spelling lessons. So what? I guess you’re thinking that the only opinion that matters is yours now is it? Maybe you need to get out more.
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Well I think you are on the right track. But just so you know, most people know it’s a joke and are in on it. I don’t think there are too many people out there who would truly believe in a flying spaghetti monster. I’m in on it you see. I know it’s a joke and that is why I like it.
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@ Boheme Wench
A religion that worships more than one god is called polytheism I believe. I’m not sure if that’s what you were trying to remember, but i thought i’d throw it out there in case. Hahaha. And by the way I think you’re right. The bible does say that.
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“you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.”
…it did
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This article was extremely interesting, especially since I was searching for thoughts on this subject last Thursday.
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Dude! have you seen the game?! I hope you are being symbolistich with this, i mean, comon! “Welcome to heaven enjoy the beer vulcano and stripper factory”?!?!?! SERIOUSLEY!
BTW, I’m a Humanist.
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