Dude… Bobby this is not right
as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job… go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie. For kick and jokes it’s great, but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god. one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y. Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job. if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.
I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words “fuck, shit, and fuck you”
you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.
from Robert
Bobby this is not right
Published by Bobby Henderson August 21st, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 273 Comments
273 Responses to “Bobby this is not right”
Actually during the time Mary live, the term virgin often referred to women who had not yet menstruated, not women who had never had sex.
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Hi Pasta Sue – welcome to the ship. I think a few people found FSM through the God Delusion. You can’t buy that kind of publicity :D
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@ Pasta Sue – RAmen and welcome from Rowdy Wench! Stick around – it’s fun!
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@ Commodore – Funny shirts!! :))
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@ OEW – I agree about Mary. I have no idea why it’s so important that she had an “immaculate conception” and stayed a virgin – as if that’s something to be proud of. BTW – when I was still going to church one of the girls in our “marriage prep” class was named Immaculate. Can you imagine what that did to every guy she met? What a challenge! Stoopid parents…
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@Rowdiest – Marriage prep class? What kind of stuff was taught?
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@Captain W – interesting. It still puts Joseph in a tough spot. Unless of course, he knew who really caused the pregnancy, like himself.
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Can you imagine that convo with the in-laws.
joe – she said the holy spirit told her she was preggers with god’s son.
father-in-law – get my sword.
mother-in-law – where is my whip.
mary – joe is still going to marry me.
father-in-law – you are a friggin idiot, joe.
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Has Booty seen those t-shirts?
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Didn’t somebody “make-up” the bible too? Oh no, wait, that was the word of god as heard through somebody’s ears, right? And then written down right away, so they could be sure and accurately represent what god deemed them worthy to hear. Right? Right? Right?
You either buy into a narrative, or you don’t, and some prefer to find creative ways of pointing out the irony by making stuff up that’s clever. I believe that those who defend their belief system so DEFENSIVELY, aren’t really getting what their whole god concept is based upon. It’s fear, people. Don’t crucify those who use humor as a weapon against self-righteous faith.
Turn the other cheek instead. Isn’t that what Jesus would’ve done?
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Where is Wench Beth?
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@ Rowdiest Wench
Immaculate? why do parents hate their kids from birth? the other day i had to annonce a birthday for a little girl named “Heavenly”, i shit you not. and on tv, there was a kid who’s name was Pegasus Ezekiel, the parent’s excuse was that the name was ‘character building’ , bully building more like it.
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@Dutch Pasta Guy
“I definitely encourage people to drop faith and try observation and reasoning based on observation instead.”
Have you ever felt a strong compulsion to do something that isn’t easily explained? So I don’t mean to get drunk or hook up with that good-looking someone. Everyone feels those compulsions. But I mean the strong sense that you’re supposed to walk down a certain street for no visible reason, or that it’s important that you call a certain friend RIGHT THEN. Have you ever felt that?
I was driving one day and suddenly knew I was supposed to stop at a certain store. I just didn’t know why. When I walked in, I found a large suitcase that matched a set I already owned. Thing was, I needed a suitcase of just that size for an overseas trip I was planning. Maybe that’s a dumb example. I mean, the suitcase didn’t need to match my other luggage, but I happen to like things that match and I enjoyed using that suitcase. And then there’s my friend who was contemplating suicide and in her depression was feeling particularly ugly. Then this really shy girl who she barely knew came up to her and nervously said, “I just feel like I’m supposed to tell you that you’re beautiful.” My friend decided she should stick around on earth a little longer because of that message.
I’m just thinking that there’s a point when observation and fact doesn’t explain times like this. What made the shy girl give a practical stranger such a particular (and life-saving) message? We all have faith in something, whether it’s the FSM, the God of the Bible, or ourselves. Do we need to fight the fact of faith? Reason and faith can be married as quite an exceptional couple. There’s too much singleness out there… reason or faith trying to go at it alone.
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@Gangplank
“We all have faith in something, whether it’s the FSM, the God of the Bible, or ourselves. Do we need to fight the fact of faith?”
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Clearly we do, yes. In the name of humanity, PLEASE stop doing random things in the hopes that the outcomes will be for the better! The FSM will not always be there to look out for you! FSM’s got stuff to do, y’know? Beer and strippers won’t wait forever.
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RAmen
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@ Gangplank
How many times have you been walking around, had one of these feelings and…. nothing happen? i put it to you that your finding of being a fashion victim was coincidence, and yet less than that. you were looking for a suitcase of a particular size, and what a surprise, you had a feeling you should go into a store that sells suitcases. simply astounding.
and about your friend. if someone is depressed enough to want to end her life, there are physical signs. the human brain can decipher a person’s feelings from the looks on their face, and introverts (a shy girl) are especially good at this. this shy girl was nothing more than a good person. never lose your faith in the human race, it’s really good, you should give it a try.
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You pastafarians are blasphemers trying to force you religion into schools. We all know that the only true and almighty being is the Drunken Hamburger Monster. The Drunken Hamburger monster created us all, and to say that we were created by a giant invisible man or a Flying Spaghetti Monster is blasphemy. Please I implore you all, Pastafarians, Atheists, and Christians, believe in our one true creator and place your faith in the Drunken Hamburger Monster and you will go to heaven where there are hot sexy clean hookers, a waterfall of beer, and everyone gets a 30×50 meter wide flat screen TV with over a million channels. But if you do not change your ways and convert to the Church of the Drunken Hamburger Monster than you will all burn in Hell where all the hookers are fat, ugly, and have over a hundred STDs, the TV is only 2×3 feet with only shows about Rosey O’ Donell, and teh beer is incredibly bland, tasteless, stale, and barely have any alcohol in it.
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@AkatsukiXIII
“But if you do not change your ways and convert to the Church of the Drunken Hamburger Monster than you will all burn in Hell where all the hookers are fat, ugly, and have over a hundred STDs, the TV is only 2×3 feet with only shows about Rosey O’ Donell, and teh beer is incredibly bland, tasteless, stale, and barely have any alcohol in it.”
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Your Hell is in DETROIT?! Any religion that would send me to Detroit is not even worth investigating! I dismiss you with a swish of my parmesan shaker: Begone, foul creature!
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@ AkatsukiXIII
Yeah you’re a right funny bastard aren’t you. get an original idea, and people may convert.
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Best not to reply to AkatsukiXIII, he’s ytring to make us retaliate and show that were bad people, either that or sink us down to the same level as the swearing chrisitans/catholics, but hey you gotta admit, that remark did suck pretty badly AkatsukiXIII.
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Hey why can’t i believe in this if i want too? I mean there are tons of religions alot better than christianity for the simple reason that they don’t spread their beliefs by force (btw there are many other reasons why christians are some of the most pigheaded bigots that must make jesus wish he didn’t die for their sins). So if you hate the idea so much go join your goose stepping friends and shave your heads.
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nice site
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I agree.
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Ships cat, please tell me you’re OK. Wabbit, get your grubby unlucky paws off him this minute! Or else……….. I thought you’d changed, that you were a nice guy, for a wabbit. It seems I was wrong *sniff*.
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Put him in the pot RDPW. then he can stew along with his favourite foods.
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That’s the Or else….. commodore :))) I’ll get out the pot, do you want some too?
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@Captain W
“Actually during the time Mary live, the term virgin often referred to women who had not yet menstruated, not women who had never had sex.”
What, was she fucking 12 or something?
So is God a pedo then?
That’s disturbing; the idol of millions is a didler. The christens must feel like Garry Glitter fans.
@Rowdiest Wench
One of my cousins from the states (being English myself) has a friend called Orally! Her parents must have had high expectations! Be good if she had a sister called Anally… And a brother named Rim-Job.
@AkatsukiXIII
Nice one punk!! Trying to be funny? Yo act like a cunt!!
(That’s right, I can rap and I’m White).
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May all that is rational and logical bring you peace and insight.
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No, not really RDPW. i’m afraid i might catch something, you don’t know what that amount of alcohol and carrots can do.
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I’, planning a stew so the alcohol would vaporise. It might take some time but I’m sure it would work.
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There is just as much proof that the spagetti monster exists as Christ exists. Religion is just a waste of time. People only chose to believe because they are confused and scared of the truth and there surrounding so all you hate mail people sod off! But keep posting because i like to argue.
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And FSM hasn’t used fear of the afterlife to get money
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and they havn’t invaded anyone, caused any great trouble, the only trouble that has been created is by the disrespectful people that discriminate this religion (ps) i can’t spell i am 14 but i still can’t spell
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@Thedcase
Copy and past from word dude. I’m 26 and can’t spill for skit.
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O O
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Why doesn’t drawing a picture using symbols work?
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Cos it’s shit
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pluto your an asshole
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it’s not amazing devil dude that is sitting right next to me
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i thought it was =[
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soz pluto
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What’s with the arsehole comment 666?
An arsehole is full of shit, wile most of what I say is true. I just like to fuck about…
Which would make me a DICK!
I think it’s about time people started swearing in the correct content, they should do classes in it at school instead of RE.
But you said ‘soz’ so I guess I forgive you, it’s the un-christian thing to do after all.
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“Is it better to find happiness in a lie than embrace the truth?”
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@Pluto Sep 11th, 2007 at 1:31 am: “What’s with the arsehole comment 666? An arsehole is full of shit, wile most of what I say is true. I just like to fuck about… Which would make me a DICK! ”
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Here’s something to complete your anthology of flowered texts:
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(Gary Johnston:) We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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Way to ‘Team America’ Rufus. well done.
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9/11/2001!
Never forget! – Drink a beer to those innocents murdered in the name of Allah!
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Whatever name it goes under – religion is poison!
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Thanks for the flowery text Rufus, I do enjoy nice wording. How are the other Marx brothers?
Alchemist- thanks for the reminder. I remember what I was doing when I found out about the attacks. I was blowing into a rubber woman. Nothing pervy, unfortunately, it was the second day of my apprenticeship and I was doing a first aid course. One of my lectures came in and old us. I thought she was taking the piss till I got home.
But at least the finally managed to bring Saddam Hussein to justice for the attacks and invaded Iraq-Qaeda. Well done Mister Bush. And to think people doubted him when he just sat there like an idiot reading a kids book wile the US was under attack, he showed them wrong.
So why not put your feet up, crack open a beer, light a splif and remember the lost potential of the day.
And the fact it got one of the greatest oil steeling, speech fucking up, retarded, badly informed, lying, conniving, ‘I did better then my dad!, incompetent, species betraying, born again mother fuckers ever get re-elected.
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“I’ve got God’s shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I’ll bet I’ve shed more tears than you can count, as president.” –George W. Bush, as quoted by author Robert Draper in Dead Certain
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Same here George!
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“I’m going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I’m smart on the subject.” –George W. Bush, answering a question about a possible flu pandemic, Cleveland, July 10, 2007
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“My relationship with this good man is where I’ve been focused, and that’s where my concentration is. And I don’t regret any other aspect of it. And so I — we filled a lot of space together.” –George W. Bush, on British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007
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“And so, what Gen. Petraeus is saying, some early signs, still dangerous, but give me — give my chance a plan to work.” –George W. Bush, in an interview with Charlie Rose, April 24, 2007
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“There are some similarities, of course (between Iraq and Vietnam). Death is terrible.” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
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Politics comes and goes, but your principles don’t. And everybody wants to be loved — not everybody. … You never heard anybody say, ‘I want to be despised, I’m running for office.’” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
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“Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it’s a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like — or to the developed world, to people like — in the United States.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
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“The solution to Iraq — an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself — is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
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“I’m a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There’s a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane.” –George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007
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“We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 4, 2001
“Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.” —George W. Bush, in a press conference with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien. Sept. 24, 2001
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“There’s only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I’ve got an additional responsibility to hug and that’s me and I know what it’s like.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002.
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“You believe in the Almighty, and I believe in the Almighty. That’s why we’ll be great partners.” —George W. Bush, to Turkish Prime Minister Recap Tayyip Erdogan, Washington, D.C. Dec. 10, 2002
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(And finaly as this is turning into an esay)
“I think the American people — I hope the American — I don’t think, let me — I hope the American people trust me.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002
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Oh and this one too!
“I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s the interesting thing about being president.” —George W. Bush, as quoted in Bob Woodward’s “Bush at War”
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Pluto – Thanks for the quotes.
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Just a reminder of how the American people truly f****d themselves.
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Hahahahaha – I’m guessing you’re not a fan of the scary monkey-fucker Pluto :D. Great quotes, thanks. Frightening quotes to be honest.
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I picked up the holy FSM literature when my neighborhood temple (Borders) began to carry the holy book. I laughed, I chuckled and then I set it aside. Now that I have been here to the website and seen the sincerity of the the pastafarians – I am a new convert. (actually it was the stupidness of the hate mail) But, whatever the cause – praise the FSM!!!!!
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Welcome aboard Ricky.
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Religion is too serious and insame of a subject, so here we are to inject some levity and sanity.
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No, I don’t like him at all! But I particularly hate the people who voted him in for a second term. First time, ok! We all fuck up from time to time. But twice!? It’s a sad state of affairs when over half the voting public pick a “leader” who has proven (and it’s there in the quotes) himself to be an idiot and an international joke. This is a case, I think; of Baptists and other christen right groups, voting for someone because he claims to have the same beliefs as them! And don’t forget the KKK, sure there’s some link there.
Bush is like Master Blaster from Mad Max beyond the thunder-dome. A powerful retard with some twat on his back telling him what to do!
But I’m glad you guys liked the quotes. This was one of my faves.
“My relationship with this good man is where I’ve been focused, and that’s where my concentration is. And I don’t regret any other aspect of it. And so I — we filled a lot of space together.” –George W. Bush, on British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007
I no homophobe, but that did sound a little gay. I think they did indeed “we filled a lot of space together.”
But I digress.
Just remember that he and those like him are Species Traitors!!!
And that a president can only serve 2 terms in a row, WOO-HOO!!
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“Whoever wishes to be a Christian, let him pluck out the eyes of his reason.”
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I find the terrible grammar from some of the people sending hate mail to be quite frankly, distressing.
I think that before they should bad mouth someone’s views, morals or ethics, they should learn to write properly. =]
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If old GWB is so into his Bible then, perhaps, he should have a look at Proverbs 13:5
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“A righteous man hates falsehood, but a wicked man acts disgustingly and shamefully.”
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Ooops! George is in the shit then!
It’s always satisfying to use someone’s own *moral compass* against them :D
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Wait a second, you are expecting a US governmental person to actually believe what they are saying? I think that GWB is as spiritual as a nail. He goes to church because it is expected, nto because he actually believes.
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Do you think that Dick Cheney goes to church? I think that he would burst into flames if he tried.
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Well I’m an atheist, so I don’t believe in Dick Cheney.
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