Dude… Bobby this is not right
as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job… go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie. For kick and jokes it’s great, but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god. one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y. Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job. if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.
I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words “fuck, shit, and fuck you”
you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.
from Robert
Bobby this is not right
Published by Bobby Henderson August 21st, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 273 Comments
273 Responses to “Bobby this is not right”
@Wench Nikkiee Sep 1st, 2007 at 2:17 pm “Well here’s some nice news from Texas…be warned this is from the *Uncommon Descent* …IDiot clown William Dembski’s website…however I think that made it an even more satisfying read …hehehehehe :))”
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Is it my lack of scientific background, or are those articles just badly written? Who on earth do they try to convince with this? Well, I probably DO lack scientific background after all…
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@Tagliatellius Sep 1st, 2007 at 2:33 pm
“Oh, and bloody great fossilised fern trees that sometimes tried to crush unlucky miners when they fell from the roof.”
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Wow Tagliatellus…I would personally love to see those up close. Bummer about them falling though…sounds really scarey.
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@Jean Bart
“Is it my lack of scientific background, or are those articles just badly written?”
No, it’s not your lack of scientific background. I enjoy reading Dembski’s blog occasionally…not too much though. I find reading too much starts terrorising too many brain cells. Moderation is the key :))
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“Who on earth do they try to convince with this?”
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Yes!! People with no concept of the real scientific processes…umm…*real* scientific evidence. Bet I could sell those same people an Opera House…or two.
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@Tagliatellius Sep 1st, 2007 at 2:33 pm
“Oh, and bloody great fossilised fern trees”
Probably from the Carboniferous Period (Paleozoic era)…..~360 million yrs old :)
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Hi Nikkiee, thanks for another interesting link. I read it plus the comments. And then registered to post my own reply, but found out that the blog is moderated. Somehow I think my post won’t be accepted. I paste it below.
I’m pleasantly surprised Baylor shut them down. Baylor is the university where Rodney Stark works, an revisionist christian historian (my zealously religious sort-of-ex-girlfriend liked holding up Starks work). If they allow him sanctuary then why not any IDiot? It’s probably too much to expect consistency from lunacy.
Below is my post over there (you’ll only read it here people, trust me, they won’t post it):
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This is all very sweet. First the piece by Dembski with cries of conspiracy all over it and then the powerless and mindless outrage of some of the commenters.
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One poster states that the evidence for ID is growing. Never mind that little problem that irreducible complexity was falsified for all the examples Behe provided for it. And that Behe also stated under oath that ID is on the same level as astrology from a scientific point of view.
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And another poster thinks that bible quotes are a valid substitute for arguments. In the same way IDiots think faith in some fairy tale creator is a valid substitute for scientific evidence. Oh but wait, you’ve all got tons of evidence right? It’s just that journals won’t publish it because of The Great Conspiracy. Of course.
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Love it people, thanks for a good laugh.
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“Probably from the Carboniferous Period (Paleozoic era)…..~360 million yrs old :)”
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What? FFS the Earth is only 6.5k years old – millions? I think not.
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Yes you’re right Alchemist. :) Sorry slipped back into that Smug Assclown Evilutionist thinking there for a mo :p Will I ever be free of it?
What I really meant to say, was that the FSM put those fossilised trees in that mine. He did this just to screw with those crazy scientists! He no doubt also makes them fall ocassionally to draw attention to His little prank.
RAmen
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Hi DPG
“And then registered to post my own reply, but found out that the blog is moderated.”
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Oh yeah!! Wonder why! :p))
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“What I really meant to say, was that the FSM put those fossilised trees in that mine.”
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I should bloody well think so too! Let’s not have that evolution crap spouted here eh!
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Those bloody scientist – what the hell is wrong with complete faith? Pah! Some folks just don’t get it …
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Alchemist
“I should bloody well think so too! Let’s not have that evolution crap spouted here eh!”
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Ok ok…. I’m just up to my 13th penance “Give us this day our daily pasta” now …only 37 more to go….
for today anyway! :p
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RAmen
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@DPG
“I’m pleasantly surprised Baylor shut them down. Baylor is the university where Rodney Stark works, an revisionist christian historian (my zealously religious sort-of-ex-girlfriend liked holding up Starks work). If they allow him sanctuary then why not any IDiot?”
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Yeah I was thinking that too when I read the article. I meant to comment on it in my earlier response to your post.
I’m wondering if it’s politics between IDiots and some other version..maybe YECish?
(Rodney Stark…..revisionist?…. not up on some of the sub-variations of xtian beliefs)
The YECs, to different degrees, borrow heaps from ID but then adamantly deny other bits of it.
Most of the followers (from both camps) can’t even tell you what they actually believe.
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Could it be maybe Baylor want to distance themselves from the embarrassment/ridicule that follows Behe/Dembski show wherever it goes?
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If you CHristians believe in stuff that you deem ‘insane’ like a virgin birth; creation begining with 2 people and eventual procreation which would yield retards (technically); blood that cleans stains and that the earth is 6-10 thousand years old.
Why can’t Pastafarians believe in a the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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@Nikkiee
“Rodney Stark…..revisionist?…. not up on some of the sub-variations of xtian beliefs”
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He’s someone who wants to credit christ and christianity for everything. So he comes up with claims that e. g. science has purely christian origins and that the greeks (who invented the scientific method of testing hypotheses through experimentation etc, they did amazing things centuries before jesus was ever heard of) never did anything other than some empirical tinkering, that they just got lucky with all their inventions and rubbishes them in various other ways. And he’s an apologist for all the evils the church committed of course. Someone who’s in a little happy bubble and doesn’t want reality to burst it. He also likes to rubbish real historians and his work is full of ad hominems to discredit any (that means practically all of them) who give proper credit to non-christian civilisations and scientists.
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Thanks DPG
I think I’ve come across a few with that flavour.
I had a look over on the Baptist’s list, but couldn’t find anything there.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0805/cults.html
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RAmen
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@Nikkiee
I’m no native English speaker, but to my knowledge revisionists are not a christian denomination but the word generally applies to anyone who puts a ‘creatively distorting’ spin on things in the past.
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Whaaaah, there’s a follow-up on Dembskis blog. The Baylor administrator who shut down the lab responded. He cites the Dover case. You should read the anger that that stirs up among the IDiots. I just LOVE reading their angry hurt:
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http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelligent-design/president-john-lilley-responds-in-robert-marks-case/#comments
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“THEY ARE K R A Z Y.” At least learn to spell
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It’s interesting how Krazy Kristian Kreationists postulate the existance of a Creator from the existance of apparent natural order, and postulate the existance of natural order based on the Bible, the alledged documentary evidence of this Creator. Of course we Pastafarians don’t have this problem because we Know the power of His Noodly Appendage and It’s constant presence in our lives. Ramen
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great now we have another 1dot5 to fight with!!!!!
oh well!
i summon jihad against the non believer
alllaaah ho akbar! alllaah ho akbar!
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DPG
“The Baylor administrator who shut down the lab responded….. You should read the anger that that stirs up among the IDiots. I just LOVE reading their angry hurt:”
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But wait…there’s more…
They took the Baylor response down! Apparently it was a *parody* though it certainly didn’t read like one! More like a deliberate ploy to stir the sheep up over Baylor before they announced the farce. Shows once again that Dembski’s crowd will sink down to anything. Dembski certainly has a huge thorn in his paw re Dover :)))
Who can forget the childish and sarcastic clip of the Dover trial he had commissioned and then sent to Dawkins as a xmas present. Then he had the nerve to ask Dawkins to remove it from being displayed on Dawkins site.
Anyway I’ve certainly gotten a good laugh out their little comedy of errors. So good to see the clown show still making complete fools of themselves. :)
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“Parody at UD (William Dembski)”
http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelligent-design/parody-at-ud/
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May His Noodlyness continue to guide the Discovery Clowns *cleverness*
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Will all of the Christians that come on this page please calm down! There’s no need to have a huuge go at anybody that believes in the FSM. Yes, we believe in him and you believe in your god. We don’t try and stop to believing in god saying that it’s stupid and pathetic and that “satan has a hold on you” do we? My advice to all of the Christians that come on here is remember that it’s a joke! My friend is really Christian but she finds it funny!!
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Oh erm… I forgot…
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it’s bad enough that these letters communicate their inane passion with the grammar and articulation of a drunken fifth grader, but what really strikes me as the most pitiful thing about this hate mail is its overwhelming hypocrisy. the arguement for teaching creationism is based on the outrageous idea that christians’ beliefs are being deliberately underminded and discredited by our educational institutions and that their idea of “truth” is not being given fair representation. you poor, oppressed souls, have you ever considered that some may regard your beliefs as just as, if not more, rediculous than a flying spaghetti monster? this being so, why should christian dogma prevail while pastafarian dogma withers? our constitution seems to agree that we are free to believe whatever we choose, and as far as i’m concerned, pastafarianism is just as much a religion as christianity. there seems to be no limit to the ascendancy of the christian faith (pun intended). being jewish, i’ve already experienced attacks on my religion, despite being only sixteen. i don’t know whether any of you christians have felt discrimination, you most likely haven’t, but as you malign the flying spaghetti monster i hope it dawns on you that your words and actions are hauntingly similar to those of the romans that crucified christ. think about that.
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@Pastafarian x
“We don’t try and stop to believing in god saying that it’s stupid and pathetic and that “satan has a hold on you” do we?”
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I don’t say that satan has a hold on people but I definately encourage people to drop faith and try observation and reasoning based on observation instead. An yes, I’ve met plenty of people who are utterly stupid and pathetic and are so because of their faith.
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@ DPG – “Faith makes everybody scared. It’s the unknown, the don’t know, that keeps me hanging on” – from a Lifehouse song, “Unknown”.
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Did those nice Jewish chaps crucify christ? Buggers. I never knew that. Just think what could have been. He could have been bigger than Bill Gates. And it definitely proves there is no god as he would have bought shit loads of Microsoft shares at 20 cents in 1978 as he is omniscient and made a killing.
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I agree with the hatemail. You know perfectly well how impressionable Christians are when you wave something around that has writing on it. They’ll start a religion based on it. I’m just saying that followers of myself aren’t neccesarily making rational decisions and you shouldn’t trick them like that. It’s not nice.
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This response dictated by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to Center for Rational Debate secretary Madeline Jones 03 SEP 2007 23:44:02 GMT
For more information on how this is possible, check http://www.centerforrationaldebate.com/JesusChrist.html
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These hate letters can’t be real. They just can’t. The FSM would never allow people to be this stupid.
My favorite line, “one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y.”
Imagine being the pastafarian that was talking to this dude. How fun would that be? I would have more fun preaching my fundamentalist pastafariansim to this guy than anything else in that class. Classic.
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@ A Concerned Pirate
You’re completely correct, preaching fundamental pastafarians at school is classic, but you want fun? do it at your local church!
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Jesus Christ Sep 3rd, 2007 at 8:30 pm
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Hahaha! Nice web site! Not sure it will enlighten erring spirits…
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He’s right. FSM is good for a joke, but I know a better one:
A Rabbi, 12 Jews and a hooker walk into a temple….
Can you guess how it ends?
Here’s a clue, it involves some wood a few nails and St Peter being eaten by cannibals.
PS To any Christens reading… At what point in the bible dose it say you can eat pork and be an idolater? I found the bits where this is banned but not the revocation. So how come it’s ok for you to commit such sins!?
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Pluto – you should not refer to jesus as a hooker. Get it right, he was a snake oil salesman.
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“have you ever considered that some may regard your beliefs as just as, if not more, rediculous than a flying spaghetti monster? ”
It’s hardly a fair comparison, the Christians have a two thousand year head start…
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One-eyed Wonderkin- I was actually referring to Mary Magdalene (but isn’t it weird that he hanged around with a girl with the same name as his mum? But she must have been a bit of a ho her self:
Joseph: Who was that climbing out the bedroom window?
Mary: Erm…that was…er…the Angel Gabrielle! Yes that’ll do.
Joseph: what was he doing here?
Mary: Oh…well you see…er…he came to tell me I’m pregnant!
Joseph: What!? I thought you had to have sex to do that!? But you won’t touch mine with gloves on!? WHO THE FU*K IS THE FARTHER?
Mary: There’s no one else it…er…God?
Joseph: Well that’s ok then, as long as you haven’t been cheating on me!
Mary: Oh no no! Of cores not my love.
Joseph: Are these two guys in the closet also Angels!?
Mary: Sure why not.)
See all you need to be the Messiah is to have a dodgy family life. Charles Mansion could have been the second coming! Or were people just more inclined to listen to nut jobs back then? Go around claming you’re the son of god these days and your off to the phych ward.
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i think pastafarian x is right why do christians take it so seriously we don’t do it to you!!! pasta believer out
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☠DutchPastaGuy☠……actually I have been told on this website that “satan has a hold on all pastafarians”. So please do not wrongly accuse me of lying again, it would be much appreciated.
RAmen x
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Thank you barbaca!
May you be touched by his noodly appendage
RAmen x
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@Pastafarian x
“☠DutchPastaGuy☠……actually I have been told on this website that “satan has a hold on all pastafarians”. So please do not wrongly accuse me of lying again, it would be much appreciated.
RAmen x”
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Whaah? I was just saying that I don’t tell people satan has a hold on them. Where did I accuse you of lying? I think there would be a misunderstanding here. I’m not usually in the habit of accusing fellow Pastafarians of lying. Please point out my post that offended you.
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W00t :D
A possible slanging match and I wasn’t involved – now that is a miracle :D
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@Alchemist
“A possible slanging match and I wasn’t involved – now that is a miracle :D”
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I was actually trying to avoid rather than promote one.
And then think that you claim to be misunderstood *snif*…..
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“I was actually trying to avoid rather than promote one.”
Baah – you’re no fun :D
“And then think that you claim to be misunderstood *snif*…..”
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I am :D Honestly!
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Slag away I say – It’s getting a bit pedestrian around here – time to stir things up?
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Alchemist, all you need to do is tell me were that wotten wabbit is. He still hasn’t released ships cat …..
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Psst Red Dutchpasta Wench, I saw some cats in a cage in some Australians backyard a few days back. This cat wouldn’t be half shaved with a punkish purplish haircut would it?
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Yes, thats Ships Cat, is he all right?
And did you see a wabbit nearby, I’ve got a frying-pan with his name on it if he doesn’t release that cat real soon :)
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I didn’t see no wabbit, but the cage had a cardboard sign attached to it with the word “Saturday” written in crayon….this is all I saw. Hope that helps.
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Oh and that cat appeared to be praying?
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Moon out for Bush in Oz
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abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/09/07/2027226.htm?section=justin
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p.s. add http://
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wouldn’t let me run the whole link first post :(
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Peices of eight be with you and this wonderful site
It was from the pages of the God Delusion that the vision of the noodly creator passed from our prophet, The Dawkester, to my man and me. He is clearly a true prophet of the FSM and all must surely agree shall sit upon the right hand noodley appendage of the saucey one.
Without the Dawksters gospel we would still be amongst the unenlightened
i have just spent my entire lunch break reading this thread and know that I have found my spiritual home. All hail our lord and his earthly disciples :)
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Pluto – I love the Joseph/Mary interaction.
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I firmly of the opinion that if Mary exsisted, she did not die a virgin.
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I think they say Mary was a virgin, because Joseph said he’d never had sex with her. I think Mary took ‘love thy neighbour’ to far.
While i’m here, i suggest after you’ve bought the shirts Bobby already has for sale, the Wneches try these: http://www.onehorseshy.com/lowbrow/pirates_do_it_for_the_booty/
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