Dude… Bobby this is not right
as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job… go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie. For kick and jokes it’s great, but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god. one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y. Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job. if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.
I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words “fuck, shit, and fuck you”
you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.
from Robert
Bobby this is not right
Published by Bobby Henderson August 21st, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 273 Comments
273 Responses to “Bobby this is not right”
Pluto – That is a great statement.
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Yargh! Ye have me smitten for FSM!
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Yes, I’m so sharp I cut myself.
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I’m completely new here and I would like to become part of your wonderful, warm group of Pastafarians.
RAmen and praaaaaaaaaaaise the Spaghetti Monster!
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Why is anyone complaining about the FSM? I just found this website and am laughing my ass off. As far as my opinion on religion, the FSM is just as possible. Forget about FSM for a minute and think about the major religions, Whos is the correct one and give me undisputable proof its right. Then tell me why that “God” or diety ( so I miss spelled a word or two, bite me) is allowing religious wars.
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With all due respect, please use proper grammar and puctuation when you tell someone to “go to school”; especially when they have a highly coveted degree. Additionally, please note that creating a religion is a difficult job and only a small handful have yet to do so.
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@SpaghettiQuattroFromaggi
your name brings up an interesting question, if you eat quattro fromaggi spaghetti, will that be heresy? (defiling of parmesan) or will it be worshipping 4 times as fast?
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Whaddya needs grammer four when youve got GOD on ur side?
What troubles me most is that this deity in whom we are exhorted to believe apparently lacks a sense of humor. To me, a perfect deity has the perfect intelligence to understand satire and appreciate humor. The perfect deity is perfectly humble (hmmm . . . the Christ was reported to be so) and probably likes a bit of ribbing along with the next deity.
There’s no teaching old dogma new tricks . . .
I’m sure the FSM would agree with me. Or not.
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but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god.
im not trying to be a jerk or anything like that… but.. Do u even know how ur god look’s like? I mean how can u believe in something u dont know how look’s like?
atleast whe know how ur god look’s like….. dinner!
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well… do u no how ur spelling looks like?
At least our god doesn’t look like the bum on the corner I give beer money to, and most people who belong to a religion like (forgive me for assuming based on the spelling) ur’s won’t eben stop to look at him, much less give him that beer money, and who knows? that might really BE your god stiing there that you walk right by!
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I will now return to my normal IQ and proper English, thank you, and May His Sauce Be Upon You!
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So…He should stop taking money from people who are willingly giving it to him?
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I guess I should stop willingly pay my mortgage and car payments, then.
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@Pluto: You have my vote for Prez, although it’s not clear what party you’d run with. God of the Underworld. Jeez.
@ Wench Cyka: you are unfortunately burdened with the “nominal” but high IQ you have (switching it on and off in not an option), which may be a burden to you, but a pleasure to others. His Sauce upon you, abundantly. With little ittybitty clams, if you like them!
This is probably a bit of a non-sequitur for this thread, but has anybody ever checked that the income of Nevada casinos is much different than what one would expect from the laws of probability (no caps)? I’m going to drive thru Nevada next week, and plan to shoot craps (at a 1-buck table) on the way. I wonder if I’m at a disadvantage because there are people for whom Jesus is nudging the dice….
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@ Satan
It was simply a dig at that whole “Be a loving, giving Christian” idea, when you can walk down an average street in any large city and find a homeless guy with a nice long beard being ignored any given Sunday morning whilst all the good Christians who are stepping over him on their way to church will fill that colletion plate quite nicely with ones. As for what the guy on the street would do with that money, hey, that’s his business! I have no idea how he ended up there, but if a buck I can spare will make him feel a little better, I usually spare it.
On a side note to that however, lately an alarming number of veterans are making their way to those sidewalks. In America, local VA hospitals usually have stacks of little grey books that have info on benefits those vets deserve. I generally keep a stack of these books in my car, and if that homeless guy tells me he served, I hand him one along with that dollar, hoping he’ll help himself too. If a couple people read this post and take up a hobby, maybe a few less sidewalk warmers will grace the streets in a couple months, huh?
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@ Wench Cyka
A good reason to be here is to learn. We can get the VA grey books if we want, can’t we???? Thank you.
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They are free to everyone, just go right on in and ask, happy to help. Please just leave a few for the vets that come in looking for them.
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Hey wait a minute! I’ve got it! It says somewhere in the Bible (where their god is talking) something to the extent of “I am your god, you shall have no other gods before me.” That implies that Christianity is not a monotheistic religion, but a religion that believes in multiple gods, but worships only one. Shit, I can’t remember what that’s called. Anyhoot, why can’t FSM be another god that the Christian god doesn’t want to be put before? Christian’s god is a jealous god. Probably because he isn’t as delicious as the great FSM. RAmen to all!
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To Robert.
Like dude where were you when teachers were giving out grammar and spelling lessons. So what? I guess you’re thinking that the only opinion that matters is yours now is it? Maybe you need to get out more.
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Well I think you are on the right track. But just so you know, most people know it’s a joke and are in on it. I don’t think there are too many people out there who would truly believe in a flying spaghetti monster. I’m in on it you see. I know it’s a joke and that is why I like it.
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@ Boheme Wench
A religion that worships more than one god is called polytheism I believe. I’m not sure if that’s what you were trying to remember, but i thought i’d throw it out there in case. Hahaha. And by the way I think you’re right. The bible does say that.
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“you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.”
…it did
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This article was extremely interesting, especially since I was searching for thoughts on this subject last Thursday.
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Dude! have you seen the game?! I hope you are being symbolistich with this, i mean, comon! “Welcome to heaven enjoy the beer vulcano and stripper factory”?!?!?! SERIOUSLEY!
BTW, I’m a Humanist.
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