Dude… Bobby this is not right
as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job… go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie. For kick and jokes it’s great, but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god. one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y. Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job. if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.
I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words “fuck, shit, and fuck you”
you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.
from Robert
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I will now return to my normal IQ and proper English, thank you, and May His Sauce Be Upon You!
So…He should stop taking money from people who are willingly giving it to him?
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I guess I should stop willingly pay my mortgage and car payments, then.
@Pluto: You have my vote for Prez, although it’s not clear what party you’d run with. God of the Underworld. Jeez.
@ Wench Cyka: you are unfortunately burdened with the “nominal” but high IQ you have (switching it on and off in not an option), which may be a burden to you, but a pleasure to others. His Sauce upon you, abundantly. With little ittybitty clams, if you like them!
This is probably a bit of a non-sequitur for this thread, but has anybody ever checked that the income of Nevada casinos is much different than what one would expect from the laws of probability (no caps)? I’m going to drive thru Nevada next week, and plan to shoot craps (at a 1-buck table) on the way. I wonder if I’m at a disadvantage because there are people for whom Jesus is nudging the dice….
@ Satan
It was simply a dig at that whole “Be a loving, giving Christian” idea, when you can walk down an average street in any large city and find a homeless guy with a nice long beard being ignored any given Sunday morning whilst all the good Christians who are stepping over him on their way to church will fill that colletion plate quite nicely with ones. As for what the guy on the street would do with that money, hey, that’s his business! I have no idea how he ended up there, but if a buck I can spare will make him feel a little better, I usually spare it.
On a side note to that however, lately an alarming number of veterans are making their way to those sidewalks. In America, local VA hospitals usually have stacks of little grey books that have info on benefits those vets deserve. I generally keep a stack of these books in my car, and if that homeless guy tells me he served, I hand him one along with that dollar, hoping he’ll help himself too. If a couple people read this post and take up a hobby, maybe a few less sidewalk warmers will grace the streets in a couple months, huh?
@ Wench Cyka
A good reason to be here is to learn. We can get the VA grey books if we want, can’t we???? Thank you.
They are free to everyone, just go right on in and ask, happy to help. Please just leave a few for the vets that come in looking for them.
Hey wait a minute! I’ve got it! It says somewhere in the Bible (where their god is talking) something to the extent of “I am your god, you shall have no other gods before me.” That implies that Christianity is not a monotheistic religion, but a religion that believes in multiple gods, but worships only one. Shit, I can’t remember what that’s called. Anyhoot, why can’t FSM be another god that the Christian god doesn’t want to be put before? Christian’s god is a jealous god. Probably because he isn’t as delicious as the great FSM. RAmen to all!
To Robert.
Like dude where were you when teachers were giving out grammar and spelling lessons. So what? I guess you’re thinking that the only opinion that matters is yours now is it? Maybe you need to get out more.
Well I think you are on the right track. But just so you know, most people know it’s a joke and are in on it. I don’t think there are too many people out there who would truly believe in a flying spaghetti monster. I’m in on it you see. I know it’s a joke and that is why I like it.
@ Boheme Wench
A religion that worships more than one god is called polytheism I believe. I’m not sure if that’s what you were trying to remember, but i thought i’d throw it out there in case. Hahaha. And by the way I think you’re right. The bible does say that.
“you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.”
…it did