Dude… Bobby this is not right
as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job… go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie. For kick and jokes it’s great, but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god. one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y. Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job. if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.
I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words “fuck, shit, and fuck you”
you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.
from Robert
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
If you CHristians believe in stuff that you deem ‘insane’ like a virgin birth; creation begining with 2 people and eventual procreation which would yield retards (technically); blood that cleans stains and that the earth is 6-10 thousand years old.
Why can’t Pastafarians believe in a the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster?
@Nikkiee
“Rodney Stark…..revisionist?…. not up on some of the sub-variations of xtian beliefs”
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He’s someone who wants to credit christ and christianity for everything. So he comes up with claims that e. g. science has purely christian origins and that the greeks (who invented the scientific method of testing hypotheses through experimentation etc, they did amazing things centuries before jesus was ever heard of) never did anything other than some empirical tinkering, that they just got lucky with all their inventions and rubbishes them in various other ways. And he’s an apologist for all the evils the church committed of course. Someone who’s in a little happy bubble and doesn’t want reality to burst it. He also likes to rubbish real historians and his work is full of ad hominems to discredit any (that means practically all of them) who give proper credit to non-christian civilisations and scientists.
Thanks DPG
I think I’ve come across a few with that flavour.
I had a look over on the Baptist’s list, but couldn’t find anything there.
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www.landoverbaptist.org/news0805/cults.html
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RAmen
@Nikkiee
I’m no native English speaker, but to my knowledge revisionists are not a christian denomination but the word generally applies to anyone who puts a ‘creatively distorting’ spin on things in the past.
Whaaaah, there’s a follow-up on Dembskis blog. The Baylor administrator who shut down the lab responded. He cites the Dover case. You should read the anger that that stirs up among the IDiots. I just LOVE reading their angry hurt:
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http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelligent-design/president-john-lilley-responds-in-robert-marks-case/#comments
“THEY ARE K R A Z Y.” At least learn to spell
It’s interesting how Krazy Kristian Kreationists postulate the existance of a Creator from the existance of apparent natural order, and postulate the existance of natural order based on the Bible, the alledged documentary evidence of this Creator. Of course we Pastafarians don’t have this problem because we Know the power of His Noodly Appendage and It’s constant presence in our lives. Ramen
great now we have another 1dot5 to fight with!!!!!
oh well!
i summon jihad against the non believer
alllaaah ho akbar! alllaah ho akbar!
DPG
“The Baylor administrator who shut down the lab responded….. You should read the anger that that stirs up among the IDiots. I just LOVE reading their angry hurt:”
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But wait…there’s more…
They took the Baylor response down! Apparently it was a *parody* though it certainly didn’t read like one! More like a deliberate ploy to stir the sheep up over Baylor before they announced the farce. Shows once again that Dembski’s crowd will sink down to anything. Dembski certainly has a huge thorn in his paw re Dover :)))
Who can forget the childish and sarcastic clip of the Dover trial he had commissioned and then sent to Dawkins as a xmas present. Then he had the nerve to ask Dawkins to remove it from being displayed on Dawkins site.
Anyway I’ve certainly gotten a good laugh out their little comedy of errors. So good to see the clown show still making complete fools of themselves. :)
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“Parody at UD (William Dembski)”
http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelligent-design/parody-at-ud/
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May His Noodlyness continue to guide the Discovery Clowns *cleverness*
Will all of the Christians that come on this page please calm down! There’s no need to have a huuge go at anybody that believes in the FSM. Yes, we believe in him and you believe in your god. We don’t try and stop to believing in god saying that it’s stupid and pathetic and that “satan has a hold on you” do we? My advice to all of the Christians that come on here is remember that it’s a joke! My friend is really Christian but she finds it funny!!
Oh erm… I forgot…
R A M E N xx
it’s bad enough that these letters communicate their inane passion with the grammar and articulation of a drunken fifth grader, but what really strikes me as the most pitiful thing about this hate mail is its overwhelming hypocrisy. the arguement for teaching creationism is based on the outrageous idea that christians’ beliefs are being deliberately underminded and discredited by our educational institutions and that their idea of “truth” is not being given fair representation. you poor, oppressed souls, have you ever considered that some may regard your beliefs as just as, if not more, rediculous than a flying spaghetti monster? this being so, why should christian dogma prevail while pastafarian dogma withers? our constitution seems to agree that we are free to believe whatever we choose, and as far as i’m concerned, pastafarianism is just as much a religion as christianity. there seems to be no limit to the ascendancy of the christian faith (pun intended). being jewish, i’ve already experienced attacks on my religion, despite being only sixteen. i don’t know whether any of you christians have felt discrimination, you most likely haven’t, but as you malign the flying spaghetti monster i hope it dawns on you that your words and actions are hauntingly similar to those of the romans that crucified christ. think about that.
@Pastafarian x
“We don’t try and stop to believing in god saying that it’s stupid and pathetic and that “satan has a hold on you” do we?”
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I don’t say that satan has a hold on people but I definately encourage people to drop faith and try observation and reasoning based on observation instead. An yes, I’ve met plenty of people who are utterly stupid and pathetic and are so because of their faith.
@ DPG - “Faith makes everybody scared. It’s the unknown, the don’t know, that keeps me hanging on” - from a Lifehouse song, “Unknown”.
Did those nice Jewish chaps crucify christ? Buggers. I never knew that. Just think what could have been. He could have been bigger than Bill Gates. And it definitely proves there is no god as he would have bought shit loads of Microsoft shares at 20 cents in 1978 as he is omniscient and made a killing.
I agree with the hatemail. You know perfectly well how impressionable Christians are when you wave something around that has writing on it. They’ll start a religion based on it. I’m just saying that followers of myself aren’t neccesarily making rational decisions and you shouldn’t trick them like that. It’s not nice.
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This response dictated by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to Center for Rational Debate secretary Madeline Jones 03 SEP 2007 23:44:02 GMT
For more information on how this is possible, check http://www.centerforrationaldebate.com/JesusChrist.html
These hate letters can’t be real. They just can’t. The FSM would never allow people to be this stupid.
My favorite line, “one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y.”
Imagine being the pastafarian that was talking to this dude. How fun would that be? I would have more fun preaching my fundamentalist pastafariansim to this guy than anything else in that class. Classic.
@ A Concerned Pirate
You’re completely correct, preaching fundamental pastafarians at school is classic, but you want fun? do it at your local church!
Jesus Christ Sep 3rd, 2007 at 8:30 pm
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Hahaha! Nice web site! Not sure it will enlighten erring spirits…
He’s right. FSM is good for a joke, but I know a better one:
A Rabbi, 12 Jews and a hooker walk into a temple….
Can you guess how it ends?
Here’s a clue, it involves some wood a few nails and St Peter being eaten by cannibals.
PS To any Christens reading… At what point in the bible dose it say you can eat pork and be an idolater? I found the bits where this is banned but not the revocation. So how come it’s ok for you to commit such sins!?