Bobby this is not right

Published by henderob August 21st, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Dude… Bobby this is not right
as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job… go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie. For kick and jokes it’s great, but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god. one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y. Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job. if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.
I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words “fuck, shit, and fuck you”
you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.
from Robert

271 Responses to “Bobby this is not right”

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41 - August 23rd, 2007 at 6:11 am - Pirate Tefer Says:

look like i have said to jean bart i will say the same to you jingles i am dislyexic and during school teachers didnt have a clue how to help me so left me to my own devices i try and spell everything correctly but i slip up from time to time hence the reason why after each post i make i put an apology at the bottom for my spelling and grammer and i would now like to say this when ever a new hate mail comes in EVERYONE starts nit picking at the spelling and grammer because thats all u can have a go at “Look if there god is so good they will teach them good grammer” now come on people we are pastafarians we should be more chilled out and welcome people that have difficulty spelling and with grammer because they have valid suggestions 2

Pirate Tefer
42 - August 23rd, 2007 at 7:09 am - Jingles Says:

Dyslexia does not prevent the use of punctuation, Tefer.
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Also, I think you will find the above comments were directed more at the assertion “pirates dont need to read or write we count treasure”, rather than any particular errors in your text.
43 - August 23rd, 2007 at 8:45 am - Pirate Tefer Says:

look jingle you was going on about how spelling and grammer is vital to put your arguments together which i perfectly agree with NOT weather or not pirates can spell or not FFS are you that far up your own ass that you need to nit pick at what everyone says so that you can feel big and important.
44 - August 23rd, 2007 at 9:07 am - Boarg Says:

Anyone who can attain a reasonably comfortable life without “getting a job” is my god, or would be if His Noodly Appendage wasn’t already occupying that spot. Although in fairness, writing a gospel surely makes one a writer, doesn’t it? That’s kind of like a job. I speak from the experience of more than two decades “on the job”.
To our Christian friend I say: Give different ways of getting there a chance, ay? As long as no one’s going hungry or getting bashed on the head for chanting/not chanting, it’s all cool. And beer volcanoes are not a joke, they’re a goal.
RAmen
45 - August 23rd, 2007 at 9:42 am - Alchemist Says:

Prate Tefer:
“…NOT weather or not pirates can spell or not FFS are you that far up your own ass that you need to nit pick at what everyone says so that you can feel big and important.
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That’s whether, not weather. Full stop after not (or exclamation mark!) Capital to start a sentence please …
Sorry :) Begging for it :D
46 - August 23rd, 2007 at 9:43 am - Alchemist Says:

Hahahahaha! I can’t even get the frigging name right! Touche :D
47 - August 23rd, 2007 at 9:54 am - Ted Linguini Says:

Wait…..this isn’t real? I have placed my faith in a lie? Dang! Well, I must say that I’m quite embarrassed. At least I realize it now….I feel like such a…such a… well… I feel like a Christian!
48 - August 23rd, 2007 at 11:25 am - Lord of the Pirate Fish Says:

Ted. don’t listen to christians. they belive the world was created by a big breaded guy. we have shown facts that the FSM exists. they have nothing to show that thier god even exsited.
49 - August 23rd, 2007 at 12:16 pm - just some follower of the FSM Says:

Another reason to not follow christians is this. Jesus was said to turn water into wine, and doesn’t any wellthinking human know that beer is by nature superior to wine? So why no beer Jesus? (Heineken prefferably)
50 - August 23rd, 2007 at 12:25 pm - ۞ Says:

Oh dear, we might be heading for a schism. I want Stella Artois!
51 - August 23rd, 2007 at 12:51 pm - Jean Bart Says:

Someone here actually called Heineken “beer”! Well, strictly following EC laws, it might be… Stella Artois comes a bit closer, well, it has a taste… a taste…
52 - August 23rd, 2007 at 1:18 pm - Squingleburg Says:

@ just some follower of the FSM

I was just about to go on my two year mission with I decided that worshiping the Zombie Jew didn’t really suit me.

While I do not have the actual experience of doing door to door for two years, I did train to do so. I could be of some help in this department.

How I would love to apostolate for the FSM! Going from house to house in full pirate garb!

Arrhg and RAmen!
53 - August 23rd, 2007 at 1:27 pm - Wags Says:

Stella rules… I had it for the first time at the Hard Rock Cafe in Cairo last year… AWESOME place, by the way.

Back to the subject of the poster: Robert, the reason I joined the FSM web-family is because it was refreshing to find that there were more people out there who had probably been jaded by closed-minded Christians who told them that “their way” was the “only way” to believe, and they became frustrated and sometimes angry when we tried to use logic to explain why the bible was a fictional piece of work. I’ve had to stand in a Christian church with an embarrassed expression for HOURS just to spend a holiday with family. I have had one to many bad encounters with “decent” Christians, while never believing a word they said. The bible and “God” were created (in my opinion) as a way to scare people into following laws. If people believed that they would go to a place of fire and pain for eternity if they didn’t follow laws created by the church, they would be more apt to follow those laws. The problem is that 2,000+ years later, people still take the concept literally. It’s as if they can’t exist without a boogeyman to scare them into doing the right thing. Very baffling to me.

Sorry all, for the long post… I’ve had a bad day. Hugs to everyone
RAmen
54 - August 23rd, 2007 at 1:29 pm - Wags Says:

(I misused the word ‘to’ in the 9th line of the above post… I meant to use ‘too’, as in ‘also’)
55 - August 24th, 2007 at 5:52 am - dantes_torment Says:

I’ve been gone this long and the Christians STILL don’t know what satire is? We went through such a Hate Mail dry spell that I thought for sure that they had figured it out.

Also, does this “Robert” fellow know anything about Prophet Bobby, aside from his name? As said, Christian Robert, Bobby has a degree in physics and thus went to school. He wrote a book which has been widely published, and sells merchandise, and thus has a job. His income is no more fraudulent than that of publishers and editors of the Christian Bible, or the people who make “WWJD?” wristbands, or sell zombie Jew fish. When they admit that their respective sky daddies are lies (or more specifically and realistically, their beliefs about said sky daddies are not science and never will be), I’m sure that our beloved Bobby will do the same. You get right on that, and we will appease you.
56 - August 24th, 2007 at 6:09 am - ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ Says:

@dantes_torment
welcome back, glad to see you’ve lost none of your good sense :)
57 - August 24th, 2007 at 6:40 am - Red Dutch Pasta Wench Says:

Jean Bart, according to EC law, cadbury’s is chocolate… And carrots are a fruit! That was done to make sure that those crazy brits could make jam out of it and call it jam. Everyone knows that carrots are only good for rabbits (or possibly wabbits too).
58 - August 24th, 2007 at 7:12 am - Boarg Says:

There’s carrot jam? We’re talking about gods while carrot jam is just sitting on the shelf? Excuse me, I have to go shopping right now.
59 - August 24th, 2007 at 11:55 am - Robert Hood Says:

What exactly defines a “jam”? How does it it differ from a “jelly”?
60 - August 24th, 2007 at 12:01 pm - Red Dutch Pasta Wench Says:

Robert, I don’t really now. I’m not sure how to translate the Dutch terms into English when it comes to jams and jellies.
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Boarg, apparatly there is. I remember being extremely surprised going to a bakery the first time in the UK and finding carrot-cake there!
We have a joke about that stuff in the Netherlands :) I never thought that that was real!

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