Dude… Bobby this is not right
as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job… go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie. For kick and jokes it’s great, but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god. one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y. Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job. if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.
I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words “fuck, shit, and fuck you”
you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.
from Robert
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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That’s the Or else….. commodore :))) I’ll get out the pot, do you want some too?
@Captain W
“Actually during the time Mary live, the term virgin often referred to women who had not yet menstruated, not women who had never had sex.”
What, was she fucking 12 or something?
So is God a pedo then?
That’s disturbing; the idol of millions is a didler. The christens must feel like Garry Glitter fans.
@Rowdiest Wench
One of my cousins from the states (being English myself) has a friend called Orally! Her parents must have had high expectations! Be good if she had a sister called Anally… And a brother named Rim-Job.
@AkatsukiXIII
Nice one punk!! Trying to be funny? Yo act like a cunt!!
(That’s right, I can rap and I’m White).
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May all that is rational and logical bring you peace and insight.
No, not really RDPW. i’m afraid i might catch something, you don’t know what that amount of alcohol and carrots can do.
I’, planning a stew so the alcohol would vaporise. It might take some time but I’m sure it would work.
There is just as much proof that the spagetti monster exists as Christ exists. Religion is just a waste of time. People only chose to believe because they are confused and scared of the truth and there surrounding so all you hate mail people sod off! But keep posting because i like to argue.
And FSM hasn’t used fear of the afterlife to get money
and they havn’t invaded anyone, caused any great trouble, the only trouble that has been created is by the disrespectful people that discriminate this religion (ps) i can’t spell i am 14 but i still can’t spell
@Thedcase
Copy and past from word dude. I’m 26 and can’t spill for skit.
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Why doesn’t drawing a picture using symbols work?
Cos it’s shit
pluto your an asshole
it’s not amazing devil dude that is sitting right next to me
i thought it was =[
soz pluto
What’s with the arsehole comment 666?
An arsehole is full of shit, wile most of what I say is true. I just like to fuck about…
Which would make me a DICK!
I think it’s about time people started swearing in the correct content, they should do classes in it at school instead of RE.
But you said ‘soz’ so I guess I forgive you, it’s the un-christian thing to do after all.
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“Is it better to find happiness in a lie than embrace the truth?”
@Pluto Sep 11th, 2007 at 1:31 am: “What’s with the arsehole comment 666? An arsehole is full of shit, wile most of what I say is true. I just like to fuck about… Which would make me a DICK! ”
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Here’s something to complete your anthology of flowered texts:
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(Gary Johnston:) We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Way to ‘Team America’ Rufus. well done.
9/11/2001!
Never forget! - Drink a beer to those innocents murdered in the name of Allah!
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Whatever name it goes under - religion is poison!
Thanks for the flowery text Rufus, I do enjoy nice wording. How are the other Marx brothers?
Alchemist- thanks for the reminder. I remember what I was doing when I found out about the attacks. I was blowing into a rubber woman. Nothing pervy, unfortunately, it was the second day of my apprenticeship and I was doing a first aid course. One of my lectures came in and old us. I thought she was taking the piss till I got home.
But at least the finally managed to bring Saddam Hussein to justice for the attacks and invaded Iraq-Qaeda. Well done Mister Bush. And to think people doubted him when he just sat there like an idiot reading a kids book wile the US was under attack, he showed them wrong.
So why not put your feet up, crack open a beer, light a splif and remember the lost potential of the day.
And the fact it got one of the greatest oil steeling, speech fucking up, retarded, badly informed, lying, conniving, ‘I did better then my dad!, incompetent, species betraying, born again mother fuckers ever get re-elected.
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“I’ve got God’s shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I’ll bet I’ve shed more tears than you can count, as president.” –George W. Bush, as quoted by author Robert Draper in Dead Certain
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Same here George!
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“I’m going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I’m smart on the subject.” –George W. Bush, answering a question about a possible flu pandemic, Cleveland, July 10, 2007
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“My relationship with this good man is where I’ve been focused, and that’s where my concentration is. And I don’t regret any other aspect of it. And so I — we filled a lot of space together.” –George W. Bush, on British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007
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“And so, what Gen. Petraeus is saying, some early signs, still dangerous, but give me — give my chance a plan to work.” –George W. Bush, in an interview with Charlie Rose, April 24, 2007
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“There are some similarities, of course (between Iraq and Vietnam). Death is terrible.” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
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Politics comes and goes, but your principles don’t. And everybody wants to be loved — not everybody. … You never heard anybody say, ‘I want to be despised, I’m running for office.’” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
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“Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it’s a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like — or to the developed world, to people like — in the United States.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
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“The solution to Iraq — an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself — is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
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“I’m a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There’s a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane.” –George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007
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“We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 4, 2001
“Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.” —George W. Bush, in a press conference with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien. Sept. 24, 2001
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“There’s only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I’ve got an additional responsibility to hug and that’s me and I know what it’s like.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002.
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“You believe in the Almighty, and I believe in the Almighty. That’s why we’ll be great partners.” —George W. Bush, to Turkish Prime Minister Recap Tayyip Erdogan, Washington, D.C. Dec. 10, 2002
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(And finaly as this is turning into an esay)
“I think the American people — I hope the American — I don’t think, let me — I hope the American people trust me.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002