Bobby this is not right

Published by henderob August 21st, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Dude… Bobby this is not right
as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job… go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie. For kick and jokes it’s great, but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god. one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y. Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job. if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.
I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words “fuck, shit, and fuck you”
you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.
from Robert

271 Responses to “Bobby this is not right”

1. 201 - September 7th, 2007 at 7:10 am - Captain W Says:
   
   

   Actually during the time Mary live, the term virgin often referred to women who had not yet menstruated, not women who had never had sex.

2. 202 - September 7th, 2007 at 7:20 am - Alchemist Says:
   
   

   Hi Pasta Sue - welcome to the ship. I think a few people found FSM through the God Delusion. You can’t buy that kind of publicity :D

3. 203 - September 7th, 2007 at 9:55 am - Rowdiest Wench Says:
   
   

   @ Pasta Sue - RAmen and welcome from Rowdy Wench! Stick around - it’s fun!
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   @ Commodore - Funny shirts!! :))
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   @ OEW - I agree about Mary. I have no idea why it’s so important that she had an “immaculate conception” and stayed a virgin - as if that’s something to be proud of. BTW - when I was still going to church one of the girls in our “marriage prep” class was named Immaculate. Can you imagine what that did to every guy she met? What a challenge! Stoopid parents…

4. 204 - September 7th, 2007 at 11:32 am - One-eyed Wonderkin Says:
   
   

   @Rowdiest - Marriage prep class? What kind of stuff was taught?
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   @Captain W - interesting. It still puts Joseph in a tough spot. Unless of course, he knew who really caused the pregnancy, like himself.
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   Can you imagine that convo with the in-laws.
   joe - she said the holy spirit told her she was preggers with god’s son.
   father-in-law - get my sword.
   mother-in-law - where is my whip.
   mary - joe is still going to marry me.
   father-in-law - you are a friggin idiot, joe.

5. 205 - September 7th, 2007 at 1:39 pm - ۞ Says:
   
   

   Has Booty seen those t-shirts?

6. 206 - September 7th, 2007 at 4:59 pm - sparky Says:
   
   

   Didn’t somebody “make-up” the bible too? Oh no, wait, that was the word of god as heard through somebody’s ears, right? And then written down right away, so they could be sure and accurately represent what god deemed them worthy to hear. Right? Right? Right?

   You either buy into a narrative, or you don’t, and some prefer to find creative ways of pointing out the irony by making stuff up that’s clever. I believe that those who defend their belief system so DEFENSIVELY, aren’t really getting what their whole god concept is based upon. It’s fear, people. Don’t crucify those who use humor as a weapon against self-righteous faith.

   Turn the other cheek instead. Isn’t that what Jesus would’ve done?

7. 207 - September 7th, 2007 at 5:02 pm - Aristotle Says:
   
   

   Where is Wench Beth?

8. 208 - September 7th, 2007 at 7:09 pm - Commodore Angryy Says:
   
   

   @ Rowdiest Wench
   Immaculate? why do parents hate their kids from birth? the other day i had to annonce a birthday for a little girl named “Heavenly”, i shit you not. and on tv, there was a kid who’s name was Pegasus Ezekiel, the parent’s excuse was that the name was ‘character building’ , bully building more like it.

9. 209 - September 8th, 2007 at 12:08 am - Gangplank Says:
   
   

   @Dutch Pasta Guy
   “I definitely encourage people to drop faith and try observation and reasoning based on observation instead.”

   Have you ever felt a strong compulsion to do something that isn’t easily explained? So I don’t mean to get drunk or hook up with that good-looking someone. Everyone feels those compulsions. But I mean the strong sense that you’re supposed to walk down a certain street for no visible reason, or that it’s important that you call a certain friend RIGHT THEN. Have you ever felt that?

   I was driving one day and suddenly knew I was supposed to stop at a certain store. I just didn’t know why. When I walked in, I found a large suitcase that matched a set I already owned. Thing was, I needed a suitcase of just that size for an overseas trip I was planning. Maybe that’s a dumb example. I mean, the suitcase didn’t need to match my other luggage, but I happen to like things that match and I enjoyed using that suitcase. And then there’s my friend who was contemplating suicide and in her depression was feeling particularly ugly. Then this really shy girl who she barely knew came up to her and nervously said, “I just feel like I’m supposed to tell you that you’re beautiful.” My friend decided she should stick around on earth a little longer because of that message.

   I’m just thinking that there’s a point when observation and fact doesn’t explain times like this. What made the shy girl give a practical stranger such a particular (and life-saving) message? We all have faith in something, whether it’s the FSM, the God of the Bible, or ourselves. Do we need to fight the fact of faith? Reason and faith can be married as quite an exceptional couple. There’s too much singleness out there… reason or faith trying to go at it alone.

10. 210 - September 8th, 2007 at 1:20 am - Algolei Says:
    
    

    @Gangplank
    “We all have faith in something, whether it’s the FSM, the God of the Bible, or ourselves. Do we need to fight the fact of faith?”
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    Clearly we do, yes. In the name of humanity, PLEASE stop doing random things in the hopes that the outcomes will be for the better! The FSM will not always be there to look out for you! FSM’s got stuff to do, y’know? Beer and strippers won’t wait forever.
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    RAmen

11. 211 - September 8th, 2007 at 1:46 am - Commodore Angryy Says:
    
    

    @ Gangplank
    How many times have you been walking around, had one of these feelings and…. nothing happen? i put it to you that your finding of being a fashion victim was coincidence, and yet less than that. you were looking for a suitcase of a particular size, and what a surprise, you had a feeling you should go into a store that sells suitcases. simply astounding.
    and about your friend. if someone is depressed enough to want to end her life, there are physical signs. the human brain can decipher a person’s feelings from the looks on their face, and introverts (a shy girl) are especially good at this. this shy girl was nothing more than a good person. never lose your faith in the human race, it’s really good, you should give it a try.

12. 212 - September 8th, 2007 at 2:09 am - AkatsukiXIII Says:
    
    

    You pastafarians are blasphemers trying to force you religion into schools. We all know that the only true and almighty being is the Drunken Hamburger Monster. The Drunken Hamburger monster created us all, and to say that we were created by a giant invisible man or a Flying Spaghetti Monster is blasphemy. Please I implore you all, Pastafarians, Atheists, and Christians, believe in our one true creator and place your faith in the Drunken Hamburger Monster and you will go to heaven where there are hot sexy clean hookers, a waterfall of beer, and everyone gets a 30×50 meter wide flat screen TV with over a million channels. But if you do not change your ways and convert to the Church of the Drunken Hamburger Monster than you will all burn in Hell where all the hookers are fat, ugly, and have over a hundred STDs, the TV is only 2×3 feet with only shows about Rosey O’ Donell, and teh beer is incredibly bland, tasteless, stale, and barely have any alcohol in it.

13. 213 - September 8th, 2007 at 3:11 am - Algolei Says:
    
    

    @AkatsukiXIII
    “But if you do not change your ways and convert to the Church of the Drunken Hamburger Monster than you will all burn in Hell where all the hookers are fat, ugly, and have over a hundred STDs, the TV is only 2×3 feet with only shows about Rosey O’ Donell, and teh beer is incredibly bland, tasteless, stale, and barely have any alcohol in it.”
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    Your Hell is in DETROIT?! Any religion that would send me to Detroit is not even worth investigating! I dismiss you with a swish of my parmesan shaker: Begone, foul creature!

14. 214 - September 8th, 2007 at 5:59 am - Commodore Angryy Says:
    
    

    @ AkatsukiXIII
    Yeah you’re a right funny bastard aren’t you. get an original idea, and people may convert.

15. 215 - September 8th, 2007 at 1:18 pm - Captain Shanks Says:
    
    

    Best not to reply to AkatsukiXIII, he’s ytring to make us retaliate and show that were bad people, either that or sink us down to the same level as the swearing chrisitans/catholics, but hey you gotta admit, that remark did suck pretty badly AkatsukiXIII.

16. 216 - September 8th, 2007 at 3:45 pm - fetusfun Says:
    
    

    Hey why can’t i believe in this if i want too? I mean there are tons of religions alot better than christianity for the simple reason that they don’t spread their beliefs by force (btw there are many other reasons why christians are some of the most pigheaded bigots that must make jesus wish he didn’t die for their sins). So if you hate the idea so much go join your goose stepping friends and shave your heads.

17. 217 - September 8th, 2007 at 7:15 pm - cala Says:
    
    

    nice site

18. 218 - September 8th, 2007 at 10:25 pm - Zantetsuken Says:
    
    

    I agree.

19. 219 - September 9th, 2007 at 10:10 pm - Red Dutchpasta Wench Says:
    
    

    Ships cat, please tell me you’re OK. Wabbit, get your grubby unlucky paws off him this minute! Or else……….. I thought you’d changed, that you were a nice guy, for a wabbit. It seems I was wrong *sniff*.

20. 220 - September 10th, 2007 at 1:21 am - Commodore Angryy Says:
    
    

    Put him in the pot RDPW. then he can stew along with his favourite foods.

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