Dude… Bobby this is not right
as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job… go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie. For kick and jokes it’s great, but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god. one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y. Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job. if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.
I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words “fuck, shit, and fuck you”
you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Pluto - you should not refer to jesus as a hooker. Get it right, he was a snake oil salesman.
“have you ever considered that some may regard your beliefs as just as, if not more, rediculous than a flying spaghetti monster? ”
It’s hardly a fair comparison, the Christians have a two thousand year head start…
One-eyed Wonderkin- I was actually referring to Mary Magdalene (but isn’t it weird that he hanged around with a girl with the same name as his mum? But she must have been a bit of a ho her self:
Joseph: Who was that climbing out the bedroom window?
Mary: Erm…that was…er…the Angel Gabrielle! Yes that’ll do.
Joseph: what was he doing here?
Mary: Oh…well you see…er…he came to tell me I’m pregnant!
Joseph: What!? I thought you had to have sex to do that!? But you won’t touch mine with gloves on!? WHO THE FU*K IS THE FARTHER?
Mary: There’s no one else it…er…God?
Joseph: Well that’s ok then, as long as you haven’t been cheating on me!
Mary: Oh no no! Of cores not my love.
Joseph: Are these two guys in the closet also Angels!?
Mary: Sure why not.)
See all you need to be the Messiah is to have a dodgy family life. Charles Mansion could have been the second coming! Or were people just more inclined to listen to nut jobs back then? Go around claming you’re the son of god these days and your off to the phych ward.
i think pastafarian x is right why do christians take it so seriously we don’t do it to you!!! pasta believer out
☠DutchPastaGuy☠……actually I have been told on this website that “satan has a hold on all pastafarians”. So please do not wrongly accuse me of lying again, it would be much appreciated.
RAmen x
Thank you barbaca!
May you be touched by his noodly appendage
RAmen x
@Pastafarian x
“☠DutchPastaGuy☠……actually I have been told on this website that “satan has a hold on all pastafarians”. So please do not wrongly accuse me of lying again, it would be much appreciated.
RAmen x”
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Whaah? I was just saying that I don’t tell people satan has a hold on them. Where did I accuse you of lying? I think there would be a misunderstanding here. I’m not usually in the habit of accusing fellow Pastafarians of lying. Please point out my post that offended you.
W00t :D
A possible slanging match and I wasn’t involved - now that is a miracle :D
@Alchemist
“A possible slanging match and I wasn’t involved - now that is a miracle :D”
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I was actually trying to avoid rather than promote one.
And then think that you claim to be misunderstood *snif*…..
“I was actually trying to avoid rather than promote one.”
Baah - you’re no fun :D
“And then think that you claim to be misunderstood *snif*…..”
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I am :D Honestly!
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Slag away I say - It’s getting a bit pedestrian around here - time to stir things up?
Alchemist, all you need to do is tell me were that wotten wabbit is. He still hasn’t released ships cat …..
Psst Red Dutchpasta Wench, I saw some cats in a cage in some Australians backyard a few days back. This cat wouldn’t be half shaved with a punkish purplish haircut would it?
Yes, thats Ships Cat, is he all right?
And did you see a wabbit nearby, I’ve got a frying-pan with his name on it if he doesn’t release that cat real soon :)
I didn’t see no wabbit, but the cage had a cardboard sign attached to it with the word “Saturday” written in crayon….this is all I saw. Hope that helps.
Oh and that cat appeared to be praying?
Moon out for Bush in Oz
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abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/09/07/2027226.htm?section=justin
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p.s. add http://
wouldn’t let me run the whole link first post :(
Peices of eight be with you and this wonderful site
It was from the pages of the God Delusion that the vision of the noodly creator passed from our prophet, The Dawkester, to my man and me. He is clearly a true prophet of the FSM and all must surely agree shall sit upon the right hand noodley appendage of the saucey one.
Without the Dawksters gospel we would still be amongst the unenlightened
i have just spent my entire lunch break reading this thread and know that I have found my spiritual home. All hail our lord and his earthly disciples :)
Pluto - I love the Joseph/Mary interaction.
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I firmly of the opinion that if Mary exsisted, she did not die a virgin.
I think they say Mary was a virgin, because Joseph said he’d never had sex with her. I think Mary took ‘love thy neighbour’ to far.
While i’m here, i suggest after you’ve bought the shirts Bobby already has for sale, the Wneches try these: http://www.onehorseshy.com/lowbrow/pirates_do_it_for_the_booty/