Dude… Bobby this is not right
as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job… go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie. For kick and jokes it’s great, but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god. one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y. Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job. if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.
I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words “fuck, shit, and fuck you”
you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.
from Robert
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Well…
Dude… how is the view from your soapbox?…do you think maybe you can grab some grammar lessons whilst up there?…Also the body of christ cannot be as tasty as a gigantic spaghetti monster…I mean in the words of Peter Griffin…Come onnn….come onnnn….LOL
Tell you what, sir. Provide me with an argument for why my gods can’t exist that does not also disprove the existance of your god.
Hah! First post to me!
Does the term satire mean ANYTHING to you?
i don’t get it.
Hey, people have their own right to choice, and we know this is mostly satire. Your class mate is prolly just trying to piss u off or start a discussion, that’s what I’m trying to do when i stick by my FSM beliefs. BTW this religion has absolutely no dogma, so technically it is impossible to actually believe int he FSM, but hey, the community’s pretty fun.
Yeah, it’d make a great joke, you’re right. Hmmm….
apparently the christian god doesn’t care enough to give his minions the intelligence to master the power of grammar.
all hail the fsm.
> technically it is impossible to actually believe int he FSM
heretic.
“THEY ARE K R A Z Y” ????
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lol, I gues that’s a whole lot better than delusional.
Spaghetti Monster bashers unite. Maybe you can pool enough money for some grammer books. If you study them, at least your pathetic complaints will sound better.
“But we ain’t got no need fer nuttin but one book in our house!”
FSM got props in Richard Dawkins book, “The God Delusion”. I would highly recomend it for any religious fence sitters out there. It will change your life in ways only topped by his noodliness.
Peace Out
Ouch……mabey I’d listen to more christians…if they could spell crazy or half the other curses they like to say to everyone who doesn’t believe in God and Jesus.
Super mirror funtime!
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“Dude… Bobby this is not right”
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(Hey, don’t tell Bobby what’s not right! He’s da prophet, man!)
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“as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job…”
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(Actually, it gets him around a job even when you’re not reading the articles. But yeah, he sells stuff. That ain’t bad.)
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“go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie.”
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(I think he might have already gone to school, his job is to sell FSM merchandise, and who are you to tell him that this is a lie?)
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“For kick and jokes it’s great,”
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(Well, for kicks and jokes, it’s a bit ignorant. I prefer my Pastafarians to actually believe in the FSM.)
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“but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god.”
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(In my opinion, it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of nonexistent skin and bones is their god.)
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“one of my classmates says that they are fsm…”
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(Good for them! They’ve been Touched by His Noodly Appendage!)
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“THEY ARE K R A Z Y.”
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(Wait, what?! Then I think YOU’RE krazy, you mean old Christian! Stop insulting people!)
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“Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job.”
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(Ever heard of punctuation? Anyways, he’s having plenty of fun relaxing and drinking. He doesn’t need to work to make himself happy.)
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“if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.”
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(Oh, sorry, I don’t know those big words. Let’s skip this part.)
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“I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words ‘fuck, shit, and fuck you’”
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(That’s okay, man. I know not all Christians are bad. They’ve just been deceived by an evil webmaster, except he’s a prophet instead of a webmaster. By the way, they’re also krazy.)
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“you know it is not true and is a lie.”
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(I can say the same for you. Actually, I can’t, because you’re being pretty agressive about it. Which is why I feel sorry for you. Don’t believe in God! He’s a lie created by a jobless guy when he was drunk! FSM is the true savior!)
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“but it would make a great joke.”
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(We’re cool with that. We understand that they’re just jokes, as long as they’re not too offensive. Go ahead telling jokes.)
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“from Robert”
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(Yeah, from Captain Icecream, Pastafarian Jellybean Pirate of the Jellybean Empire, Ruler Of The Universe And All Outside Regions.)
Well, I guess that Robert missed that Bobby has a physics degree.
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I have to admit, a BS degree in physics is a lot like a degree in philosophy. Sounds nice, but it is hard to get a decent paying job unless you get a doctorate.
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I think that your “friends” are making fun of you. I would look at someone weird if they said that they were the FSM. My understanding is the the FSM touches you, but does not possess you. Why would the FSM possess someone? The FSM is the coolest think in the universe, well second to the good strippers and fine libations.
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I am asking you, Robert, look into yourself. Objectively reflect on your words and actions at the end of the week. It may make you a better person.
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It is officially the day with the best nickname. It is HUMP DAY!!!
Go Get Your’s Today life is short but sex is best savored for hours. ;)
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RAmen
It’s not a lie, it’s not a lie. *sniff* I know it’s not, because since I let the FSM into my life it has improved so much. That’s how I know the FSM is real and true and GOOD! A lot better than you zombie-on-a-stick Robert.
There!
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Hmmm, think I’ll have spaghetti with cheese tonight :)
Lousy Troll is Lousy
Did anyone else notice that his letter included the following: “…thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is THERE god”(emphasis added) as if some deeper, more certain part of his “psychological core” was as if pointing to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, if even to an as of yet unrealized part of his inner nature, instead, of: “thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is THEIR god” (Emphasis recommended,) as if he were to actually not believe, that such a god exists?
Me thinks if Freud were alive, between his cocaine and cigars, he might make the time to say something about the matter.
Anyway, time to change me patch to the udder eye! Yaaaarrgh!
First off anyone so egocentric to think their god IS THE god is a fucking imbecile. If you say you believe it is a god OK just don’t say it IS you just prove your own ignorance…ignoring the hundreds of other religions (who probably say or believe you are wrong)…
NOW:
If god created everything (for those of you who believe all that you may already have read too much… so I suggest you take an aspirin and go marry your sister) -Yes I am trying to be a bit mean and condescending.
AND:
The flying spaghetti monster IS part of that everything; you remember, the everything that your god (you might as well own it) created.
THEN:
You have to admit that if someone imagines something or writes about it and others ‘believe’ in it then it exists, right? -Kinda like believing in jesus, or mohammed, or the un-namable jewish god or even the flying spaghetti monster being a (the???) god… BTW: you are ignoring all of these and more… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_religions
There is no factual or actual proof for either or any of them, just “belief” (s).
Uh-oh believers, you’d better run away, that last couple of paragraphs made sense!!!
SO:
if, as some believe we’re all created in dog’s image (HA)
then not only does the flying spaghetti monster exist but
so do pirates (He said butt)
…just still not any gods (in my book)!!!
I think M. Vick killed their god…(Yes, it’s a play on dog for you obtuse zealots…uhh I mean christians…or are they called editors… or just new-jews… Wha-Eva)
Love to you, no matter what you do or do not believe, (even if you’re ignorant),
-J
I forgot to mention…
All of this is fucking hilarious and says more about the states (united states) than we all may be aware of…
Dog save the queen. We mean it man.
-J