Why sir do you dislike Christians so much that you would create a site willed with such sarcasm and spite? I appologize for all the “Christians” who have found their way onto your hate mail section of your page. Thier actions are not representations of Christ-like living. I mainly just want to know what it is that spurred your actions?
-Ryan
Note from Bobby: I don’t dislike Christians or the religion of Christianity. I dislike dogma and formalism. And I dislike that subset of Christians who push their beliefs on others. And especially those who do this in our schools and government, and then claim that’s not what they’re doing. We are not stupid.
@DPG
” suggested someone sent you an invite some months ago. But a few disagreed to that idea, quite strongly (I’m not saying that that included Peter Popoff btw, or that it didn’t). And it was decided that if there are strong objections no invite would be sent. So sorry, but it requires lack of any black balling, which did happen to you.”
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I have been a wabbit shrouded in controversy…which is how I like it…FSM dammit!!! I just want an invite so I can turn it down for moral and political reasons…anyway…I’m probably not what the good folks at the Disciples of FSM (or any such organisation that may or may not exist) are looking for in a wabbit…I am touched that you’d think of poor ole Thumpie though DPG…will be sure to remember you on the FSM-mas Card list…
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@Alchemist
@Buona Mattina!!!
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Hola Thumps :)
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I can empathise with you. I occasionally post on another site (Church of Google). One of the Administrators doesn’t like me (understatement – I check the car with one of those extendible mirrors – just in case she’s put out a contract on me :D)
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I *try* not to wind her up! Honest I do…
*sigh* I’m misunderstood too!
Bugger, isn’t it?
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Hi Thumper :)
“I’m probably not what the good folks at the Disciples of FSM (or any such organisation that may or may not exist) are looking for in a wabbit…”
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Hahahahaha….yes somehow I can’t imagine you as a *groupie*. Still, I voted for you :)) Never mind, I don’t make a very good groupie either, I think I just prefer the discussions open to all too much :)
Though lately my social web time has been a bit limited :(
There is a new fun site however which is open to all comers….surprised no one has mentioned it anywhere here.
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fsmdiciples.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=7
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ps it won’t let me post full link..grrr..
@Wenchy
“Nec verbum verbo curabis reddere fidus interpres…”
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Horace?
Nihil est ab omni parte beatum (Horace)
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Hi Alchemist :)
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Grr…add h.tp slash slash in front
fsmdiciples.freeforums.org/
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@Jean Bart Aug 31st, 2007 at 6:13 am
“An ailment that makes me put silly sentences, slogans and pictures on any printed page that contains to little “grey” to make the lay-out look right.”
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Ecce potestas casei! Ecce! Fabae suaves! :p)
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Hey Nikki – how are you?
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Oooh – Latin :)
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Sodus ofus! Da mihi osculum – puerella!
That was an un-checked one – I think it means “give me a kiss – slavegirl”
I can do “the slavegirls, in the forum, sitting were, they!
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@Wench Nikkiee Aug 31st, 2007 at 4:50 pm
“Never mind, I don’t make a very good groupie either, I think I just prefer the discussions open to all too much :)”
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I mean more chance of luring…err…..I mean *meeting* a nice YEC/IDiot there :p)
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Hi Alchemist
I is good :) Yourself? Apart from always being misunderstood… :p)
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Hi Nikkiee – all fine here thanks. It’s awful being misunderstood :( Huh! Story of my life. Everybody hates me *sniff sniff* nobody loves me *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
(convincing?)
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Try eating worms and washing them down with beer.
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“Try eating worms and washing them down with beer.”
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Why?
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I think that’s from a children’s song..
“Nobody loves me everybody hates me, I think I’ll go eats some worms”
Maybe… :)
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Nikkieeeeeeeee
“I think that’s from a children’s song..
“Nobody loves me everybody hates me, I think I’ll go eats some worms”
Maybe… :)”
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Thanks – I knew I’d heard it somewhere :)
As you know my filing system is a bit random :D
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OK, just read in my local newspaper they are now eating CAT in Australia, there are people distributing recips on the net.
Thumper, you better not be behind this buddy!
And Ships Cat: are you OK? Please let us know……
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Here Kitty, kitty, kitty…..
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@Red
Meow!!!…
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@Red
“Thumper, you better not be behind this buddy!”…this has got that glorified hamster’s paw prints all over it…oh the humanity…
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Wait!!!…I did’n mean it!!!…stop!!!…put down those BBQ tongs…eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!
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Ships Cat will be away for a while. Please redirect any email to the following address:
mummachinee@ozemail.com
Sorry for any inconvenience.
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couldn’t think of anywhere else to post this: my friend and i decided to actually read the bible to see what the flaws in creationism were. we never got past the first page in the section where it says:
“and God did create every creeping thing that does creep upon the earth.”
What are these “creeping things”? Why has the Pasta Presence withheld them from society for so long???
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Thumper, give the cat back, or:
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/othrwhtmeat/3.html
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Thumper ™
Sep 3rd, 2007 at 1:46 am
Ships Cat will be away for a while. Please redirect any email to the following address:
mummachinee@ozemail.com
Sorry for any inconvenience.
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Thumper, you want me to make rabbit-stew ? Let go of Ships Cat this instant!
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MissWoopa: cause they’re creepy ?
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@Commodore Angryy Sep 3rd, 2007 at 2:14 am
“Thumper, give the cat back, or:”
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http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/othrwhtmeat/3.html
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Tender?? Young?? Hahahahahahahaha…….ROFL…..hahahaha….
A better label would be Stringy Bark Bunny :p)
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Mature Marinated Rabbit :p)
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Nikkiee, that’s why I’d make a stew. To make it edible :)
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Wouldn’t have to worry about adding sherry or whatever Red. In fact I think very long slow cooking would be needed to burn off the alcohol already present. Say two or three days of simmering.
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LOL :P Well, I can always give it to my cats :)
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Hahahaha….that would be most fitting I think (:)) Still I’d keep a close eye on them for a day or so afterwards….they may start acting a little strangely. Well back to getting some work done here :(
Catch ya later Red Dutch :))
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@MissWoopa
For a listing of errors you could read ‘The age of reason’ by Thomas Paine, one of the founding fathers of the US. That should also disspell any myths by christian that the US was founded on christian values.
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p.s. I don’t think any weird actions from the cats would be from any leftover alcohol either…more like some sort of possession.
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pps Hi DPG :)
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Red…try a bit on the neighbors cats first….then yours…then yourself…..better to be safe than sorry :)
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@Nikkiee
“pps Hi DPG :)”
Hi Nikkiee :). You got mail. Regarding all sort of strange, wonderous animals that can be seen in some of the worlds more exotic places:))) They make the FSM seem almost normal by comparison.
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i believe one of the first things that was said by Bobby was that he disliked dogma – excuse me but isn’t it possible to dislike dogma so much that you become dogmatic about it?
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You wouldn’t eat me…my caustic personality would taste like bitter ashes…now…you wanna “wing” or a leg???…I’ll only consider releasing what’s left of the cat if I get invited to join a not so secret, secret society that may or may not exist…
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Thumper, you release that cat before we clobber you with multiple frying-pans! You nasty little wabbit.
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@Red
You’ll come ’round…tastes like chicken…the other, other white meat…
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@Thumper
Suicidal lately? Seems like an unwise move to me to get on the bad side of a wench who knows how to handle her frying pan and who will be coming to Down Under not too long from now.
Time to Thumpers gruesome demise: 10 months and counting down.
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Yes, and they allow fryingpans in airplanes too! Mwahahaha, one wabbit-stew coming up :)
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sarcasm and spite, huh? The original poster obviously hasn’t heard of irony… It’s fairly obvious that the whole reason this FSM kicked off was in reaction to the insistence of educational establishments in promoting christianity as the _only_ religion when there are other perfectly valid ones out there
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@z
“……..promoting christianity as the _only_ religion when there are other perfectly valid ones out there……………”
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I assume that was a typing error and should have read ‘when there are other perfectly invalid ones out there’?
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@ ☠DutchPastaGuy☠
Well, it depends. Religions aren’t really valid in a “that might almost make some inkling of sense” type of way, but they can be valid in the religious sense (remember, when talking about religions, you have to lower your standards, a lot).
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@El Peatieablo
Ok, I see your point, hahaha.
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greetings to all the pastafarians,
His noodly appendages have reached India too. though now i am in USA, i will be going to India this dec. I want to spread the teachings and love of the flying spaghetti monster. i am sure i can spread the word of FSMism as i feel Hindus will more readily accept him than a christian would do.Come on they believe in so many gods they surely might have place for one more and as time passes they will realise his is the only one. may everyone in this world be touched by his noodly appendages.
RAmen
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good luck on your voyages. may you convert many to our side. RAmen.
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I’ve been reading your posts…I’m not in yet but I love the rhetoric. One thing…you seem to not like the way some religion treat others but you seem to be doing your own bashing. What’s up with that? “I’d really rather you didn’t!”
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Ilovenoodles, read the fourth one. “Eat, then go after the b*****rds”
Well, I’ve eaten rather well, so I’m ready to go! And besides, we’re pirates!
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@ilovenoodles
“One thing…you seem to not like the way some religion treat others but you seem to be doing your own bashing. What’s up with that?”
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Ours is justified as our religion is supported by hard science: we have the graph.
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@Ilovenoodles Sep 5th, 2007 at 8:38 pm “I’ve been reading your posts…I’m not in yet but I love the rhetoric. One thing…you seem to not like the way some religion treat others but you seem to be doing your own bashing. What’s up with that? “I’d really rather you didn’t!””
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You’ll have noticed by now that Pastafarian bashing is based on a delicious mixture of varied humour and deep thinking, tied together by profound disliking of stupidity (but approval of some silliness). It may take a while to get used to that (fundies never do), but once you grasp it, you’ll learn a lot about that strange breed called “humanity”, and you’ll probably contribute to that learning too.
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Isn’t that magic?
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RAmen.
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Ilovenoodles.
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A lot of Pastafarians are mirrors. They reflect other peoples attitudes.
If people are nice to us – then we’re nice to them.
If not…
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One thing is for certain though. The regulars here are the most open-minded, tolerant bunch of tossers I’ve ever had the (mis?)fortune to meet :D Got a few Brights here.
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Sure we do a bit of bashing. Often in jest as some of the fundies are Pastafarians having a laugh ( or so I’ve heard). Other times we challenge people’s opinions. Perhaps some of us (again – I include myself) can get a bit over the top. It’s usually warranted.
I’d rather face an electronic flaming than a real one.
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Finally – the site’s unmoderated, no power structure. What do you expect?
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