Why sir do you dislike Christians so much

Why sir do you dislike Christians so much that you would create a site willed with such sarcasm and spite? I appologize for all the “Christians” who have found their way onto your hate mail section of your page. Thier actions are not representations of Christ-like living. I mainly just want to know what it is that spurred your actions?

-Ryan

Note from Bobby: I don’t dislike Christians or the religion of Christianity. I dislike dogma and formalism. And I dislike that subset of Christians who push their beliefs on others. And especially those who do this in our schools and government, and then claim that’s not what they’re doing. We are not stupid.

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  1. 151 - Wench Nikkiee - Aug 29th, 2007

    Better tonight than today :)
    How’s things in that place where they write funny? (:))

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  2. 152 - Wench Nikkiee - Aug 29th, 2007

    @DutchThumper ™Wabbit
    *Wenchy gives wabbit a nice scratch behind his ear to make up for mentioning its name in the same sentence as the word ‘recipe’* (:))

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  3. 153 - Commodore Angryy Dutchman - Aug 29th, 2007

    @ RDPW
    I can answer your question about down-under but it really differs person to person. Red and itchy for some, loose and lazy for others really.

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  4. 154 - Jingles - Aug 29th, 2007

    Oh dear cheesus, it’s the anti-pasta!

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  5. 155 - Red Dutch Pasta Wench - Aug 29th, 2007

    That’s not Exactly what I meant Commodore :)
    *
    @Nikkiee, I’ve got a terrible cold and am constantly coughing and sneezing. I haven’t slept last night and am very, very tired. But I stil can’t sleep :( At least this way I can still talk!

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  6. 156 - Wench Nikkiee - Aug 29th, 2007

    You have my sympathy Red Dutch :( I haven’t had a cold or flu for a few years now….touch wood.
    Even though everyone who obviously can’t afford tissues or a hankie turns up in crowded lectures to share theirs.

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  7. 157 - Wench Nikkiee - Aug 29th, 2007

    Hard to believe sometimes that these same people are studying pharmacy/microbiology. Flu season in Oz at the mo. :(

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  8. 158 - One-eyed Wonderkin - Aug 29th, 2007

    RDPW – get better quick! Colds are no fun at all.
    .
    WN – best wishes for flu season. Vitamin, exercise, and rest is how I have gotten through.

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  9. 159 - Rowdiest Wench - Aug 29th, 2007

    @ WN – My massage therapy instructor told us if we are ill to stay home! Don’t share! I haven’t had cold/flu for a few years either. I hope that doesn’t change! Good luck dealing with people who aren’t clever enough to stay home when it’s time!

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  10. 160 - Commodore Angryy - Aug 29th, 2007

    I got the flu this year. and then my weakened immune system let everything else in, and i ended up with 3 r 4 illnesses at the same time. it was like a party in my stomach, and everyone was invited… and trashing the place and throwing up.

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  11. 161 - DutchThumper ™Wabbit - Aug 30th, 2007

    @DutchPastaGuy
    “Ah, kijk eens aan. Leuk dat de Nederlandstalige kolonie groter en groter wordt :)”…trrow retorg ne retorg einolok egilatsdnalredeN ed tad kueL. naa snee kjik, hA…
    .
    Ik ben van neer onder…het konijn…errr…wonijn…
    .
    *wabbit brought to you by Babel Fish ®

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  12. 162 - ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ - Aug 30th, 2007

    Oh look, the wabbit from Down Under really does speak Dutch! Well, sort of.

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  13. 163 - Commodore Angryy - Aug 30th, 2007

    Rabbit form down under… you should get a cream for that.

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  14. 164 - DutchThumper ™Wabbit - Aug 30th, 2007

    @Commodore
    “Rabbit form down under… you should get a cream for that.”…hare removal cream…boom boom!

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  15. 165 - Commodore Angryy - Aug 30th, 2007

    Watch out thumper! a little wabbit like yuo could get eaten by a fox with such caliber as basil brush!

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  16. 166 - DutchThumper ™Wabbit - Aug 30th, 2007

    @Commodore
    Ik moet zeggen ik op geen oud Basilicum let voor zover de vossen gaan…translation…the fox is ok…

    @Red
    Nu ik zeker een Nederlands konijn ben zou u niet van omhoog het braden van me dromen.

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  17. 167 - DutchThumper ™Wabbit - Aug 30th, 2007

    @DutchPastaGuy
    “Ah, kijk eens aan. Leuk dat de Nederlandstalige kolonie groter en groter wordt”
    .
    De Nederlandse groep vermenigvuldigt zich als konijnen.
    =:)

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  18. 168 - Commodore Angryy - Aug 30th, 2007

    Do you mind including translations please.

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  19. 169 - DutchThumper ™Wabbit - Aug 30th, 2007

    @Commodore
    DPG commented that the Dutch contingent are growing…I said they’re breeding like wabbits…or close enough…adios!!!

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  20. 170 - ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ - Aug 30th, 2007

    @Thumper
    What part of Oz were you in again? It wouldn’t be Tasmania now would it (the island named after the Dutchamn Abel Tasman who discovered it), that you have such an affinity to the Dutch language?

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  21. 171 - Expie - Aug 30th, 2007

    Jean Bart,
    Ineresting post, thanks for persevering. :)

    I find the dichotomy between wanting to be perfect, and fearing we may already be, to be quite interesting. And the ten thousand (or so) names of God, oi vey. I don’t think God exists, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t believe in Him, in whatever form we choose. Today He’s canneloni with chicken and tomato sauce, tommorrow, who knows? As Willy Wonka said ”You should never, ever doubt, what no-one’s really sure about” ;)

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  22. 172 - DutchThumper ™Wabbit - Aug 30th, 2007

    @DPG
    Ik ben geen Tasmaniër. Over het algemeen worden Tasmaniërs beschouwd twee als geleide mensen wegens de inteelt die bijna bepaald om in om het even welke gemeenschap van het Eiland is voor te komen. Mijn familieerfenis is infact Deens en mijn affiniteit voor de Nederlandse taal is dankzij Altavista.

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  23. 173 - Jean Bart - Aug 30th, 2007

    @DutchThumper ™Wabbit Aug 30th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    .
    Methinks that if I’d run something through a computer-steered translator, I would produce similar sentences in, let’s say, New Greek.
    .
    Won’t try, though: I’m a very good-hearted person, and I pity my fellow posters.

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  24. 174 - Jean Bart - Aug 30th, 2007

    @DutchThumper ™Wabbit Aug 30th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    .
    Translation of previous message: “Seg manneke, dad ‘ollands van u da trekt op nie veel zè!”
    .
    Don’t try to look up that sentence: it’s too local for the Internet ;) Even DPG and RDPW will have some trouble with it ;)

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  25. 175 - DutchThumper ™Wabbit - Aug 30th, 2007

    @Black Bart
    According to my trusty translator you just said…”Seg manneke, dad ` ollands of you da draw many zè on nie”…that’s something about Holland and my dad!!! Them’s fighting words…*wabbit dons karate kid headband and gee*

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  26. 176 - DutchPastaGuy - Aug 30th, 2007

    @DutchThumper™Wabbit
    JBs sentence wasn’t about your dad. It was in an exagerated version of the accent they have in the Dutch speaking part of Belgium (and is the sort of thing that would make you seem a bit silly in the eyes of most Dutch, being Belgian is usually not considered an IQ plus :p ).
    .
    Where the Belgians have a reputation for being dimwitted, the Dutch have a reputation for being a mingy lot. That’s why we crack jokes at the dim Belgians, as those blows below the belt are such incredibly cheap shots.

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  27. 177 - Jean Bart - Aug 30th, 2007

    DutchThumper ™Wabbit Aug 30th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
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    Who’s Black Bart? Or is your trusty translator translating my trusty username as well.
    .
    I told you that translator would be of much use in this case… :)

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  28. 178 - Jean Bart - Aug 30th, 2007

    *wouldn’t be

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  29. 179 - Jean Bart - Aug 30th, 2007

    DutchPastaGuy Aug 30th, 2007 at 2:02 pm “It was in an exagerated version of the accent they have in the Dutch speaking part of Belgium…”
    .
    Exaggerated version? Hey, this is the way it’s usually said by any Flemish person from the provinces Vlaams-Brabant or Antwerpen, whenever they get sloppy and don’t bother to speak standard Dutch.
    .
    P.S.: standard Dutch is not to be confounded with Randstad Hollands, which is just a fashionable speech impediment, which calls for a guide telling you how to substitute sounds.

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  30. 180 - Rowdiest Wench - Aug 30th, 2007

    @ JB – At least I’m not the only one around here that gets the wascally wabbit to break out the karate gear! :))
    .
    @ Thumpie – If you are still around – hiya! Hope things are going well for you! :))

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  31. 181 - Peter Popoff - Aug 30th, 2007

    Hi Jean Bart.:)
    Since I know you know the Language arts, (and I commend you on you’re posts here! :)
    .
    I just wanted to say…. “Vinum et musica laetificant cor”.
    Because you know that’s my motto in life.:))
    .
    PS, No “translator” used for that.:)))

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  32. 182 - Wench Nikkiee - Aug 30th, 2007

    I love those Latin phrase pages :)
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    Semper ubi sububi in caput tuum :)

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  33. 183 - Peter Popoff - Aug 30th, 2007

    “Wench Nikkiee Aug 30th, 2007 at 6:50 pm

    .
    Semper ubi sububi in caput tuum :).
    .
    Every chance I get! :)

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  34. 184 - KGB - Aug 30th, 2007

    Sure I am not the first- but this is good. If this is not the place for this, I apologize, and let me know. Thanks for the good stuff.

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  35. 185 - Peter Popoff - Aug 30th, 2007

    @KGB
    Shoot me an email at
    .
    notchemung@gmail.com
    .
    I’ll join you in the group.
    .
    PP

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  36. 186 - KGB - Aug 30th, 2007

    I shot that email- what’s up?

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  37. 187 - Peter Popoff - Aug 30th, 2007

    “KGB Aug 30th, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    I shot that email- what’s up?”
    .
    Check your Gmail.

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  38. 188 - KGB - Aug 30th, 2007

    Got that- what is it?

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  39. 189 - Neritoc - Aug 30th, 2007

    why does having another faith mean we “hate” Christians? does this mean Buddhists hate Christians too?

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  40. 190 - Jean Bart - Aug 31st, 2007

    @Wench Nikkiee Aug 30th, 2007 at 6:50 pm “I love those Latin phrase pages :) Semper ubi sububi in caput tuum :)”
    .
    I’ve forgotten all the Latin I ever learned, but there is one (1) expression I use quite often, because it describes part of my character: “Horror vacui”. An ailment that makes me put silly sentences, slogans and pictures on any printed page that contains to little “grey” to make the lay-out look right. Printers use the expression “grey” for whatever text fills a page, and a printed letter has to be really official and serious to make me restrain (from) this habit.

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  41. 191 - Thumper ™ - Aug 31st, 2007

    @PP-Off
    “I’ll join you in the group.”…I’m a little hurt that you’ve never asked me…sure I can be obnoxious, opinionated, irreverent…a red headed step child if you will…but I thought the FSM preached tolerance???…you can still be angry about the December unpleasantness…and I have since renounced Deuteronomy…I’m really quite a nice wabbit…not to mention handsome…did I mention handsome????

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  42. 192 - Thumper ™ - Aug 31st, 2007

    @PP
    err….”you CAN’T still be angry about the December unpleasantness”…I’d do bold but I don’t know how…*wabbit waits patiently to be invited to join group…tail wagging*

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  43. 193 - Thumper ™ - Aug 31st, 2007

    @Rowdy
    “hiya! Hope things are going well for you! :))”

    I’m doing as well as can be expected of a groupless wabbit…*insert groupless wabbit*

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  44. 194 - Thumper ™ - Aug 31st, 2007

    @Wenchy
    Nec verbum verbo curabis reddere fidus interpres…

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  45. 195 - Commodore Angryy - Aug 31st, 2007

    @ Popoff.
    I would liek to be part of a group, awaiting invite.

    @ Thumper
    Of course they can be angry, and i can be angryyer. however, i will wait beside you, and give you a carrot every now and then.

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  46. 196 - Thumper ™ - Aug 31st, 2007

    @Commodore
    Perhaps if we can both do the “Lassie” head turn thing at the same time they’ll let us in…ready!!!…one…two…damn…too early…

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  47. 197 - ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ - Aug 31st, 2007

    @Commodore Angryy
    I think an invite was sent out to you on another thread. I can’t invite people in, but try firing off an email to that notchemung google address above. That should fix it probably.
    @Thumper
    I suggested someone sent you an invite some months ago. But a few disagreed to that idea, quite strongly (I’m not saying that that included Peter Popoff btw, or that it didn’t). And it was decided that if there are strong objections no invite would be sent. So sorry, but it requires lack of any black balling, which did happen to you.

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  48. 198 - lilMarcO@msn.com - Aug 31st, 2007

    this here what I have to say is not hate, its truth so listen up: your mommies want yall to clean your room up and come eat Din-Din! LOL

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  49. 199 - Alchemist - Aug 31st, 2007

    Well – hello lilMarcO :D
    .
    Have you come to play? I’ll get a stick and we can play “fetch” if you like?

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  50. 200 - Jahr-El - Aug 31st, 2007

    That was pretty tame for Hate mail. It was almost as if .. he was .. searching .. for a reason .. to Join us.

    (Channeling my Inner Kirk. Sorry)

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