Why sir do you dislike Christians so much that you would create a site willed with such sarcasm and spite? I appologize for all the “Christians” who have found their way onto your hate mail section of your page. Thier actions are not representations of Christ-like living. I mainly just want to know what it is that spurred your actions?
-Ryan
Note from Bobby: I don’t dislike Christians or the religion of Christianity. I dislike dogma and formalism. And I dislike that subset of Christians who push their beliefs on others. And especially those who do this in our schools and government, and then claim that’s not what they’re doing. We are not stupid.
I’m always amazed by how often Christians fall back on their love case like they own the market on love towards others. Do they think no one but them has ever had the thought of treat others as you would like to be treated, be unselfish, be honest, loyal and every other attribute that they seem to claim are only able to be attained through Christianity? These novel ideas were never around before the Jesus was around? And what is a true Christian? Are there true Pastafarians? Can anyone tell me please what characteristics make up a “true” one?
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AntePasta, just say you want to be one and you are a Pasatfarian. Welcome to the church.
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Anonymous, you still say we go to hell: we do NOT believe in your Jesus, son of god. Therefore, by your own reasoning we will not be “saved” and go to heaven. Wich must be a particularly dreary place by the way. All the boring self-serving sanctimonious little farts will go there just because they believe in that jewish zombie-on-a-stick. No thanks!
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I asked a fundie today how their heaven can compare to our stripper factory. he replied to me “in heaven, there is no need for strippers, everyone is naked”. how can it be heaven if everyone is naked? it’s not haven if i have to look at pavarotti in the nude.
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*Gag*, yes there are people I have no wish whatsoever of seeing without clothes, lots of clothes.
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@Anonymous
“Furthermore, God instructed Abraham to sacrifice Isaac as a prophetic depiction of God sacrificing His Son. Ultimately, God provided a ram for the sacrifice, and Abraham did not sacrifice his son.”
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Why did God want Abraham to kill a ram? Could it have been any ram or was it a bad ram? Does God eat ram?
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Did the ram piss in the dam?
Or maybe it was on the lam…
sigh* we’ll never know,
Oh, that poor ram.
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@ the cute wittle bunny wabbit.
god eats everything, when you die, it’s returned to the earth. according to fundie faith, god created, and is everything, including the earth. he eats ram. he even ate his own son, which happened to be himself…???
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@Anonymous
“Also, there is no “getting drunk part of the gospel”.”
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Yeah maybe but there’s plenty of good stuff elsewhere involving booze and chicks…*wabbit clears throat*
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Revelation 17:2
“The kings of the Earth practiced sexual immorality with her, and the people of the world became drunk from drinking the wine of her immorality.”
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Sound’s like one hell of a party…if you’ll pardon the pun…the ole “burnt offering”…I can’t imaging why an all powerful God prefers over cooked ram chops…If God is currently online I would recommend medium to rare with a hint of rosemary…
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@Commodore Angryy
“god eats everything, when you die, it’s returned to the earth.”…kinda like a cosmic garbage disposal unit I guess…you really think I’m coote???
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Thumper ™
Aug 21st, 2007 at 2:59 am
@Anonymous
“Also, there is no “getting drunk part of the gospel”.”
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It was probably written when drunk :P And what about the changing water into wine? It isn’t specified as being non-alcoholic wine….
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that water into wine part is stupid anyway, if the FSM did it it would have been good beer. that’s way better then wine
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@Red
Without sex, drinking or TV it must have been a nightmare sitting about in a poorly/overly ventilated mud hut listening to ole “Hay-Zeus” prattle on and on about the do’s, the dont’s and other crazy stories he came up with…crazy…
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@ thumper
kind of like a cosmic garbege disposal unit. i just wonder if he has seperate bins for recycling.
yes, you’re coote.
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You got it Commodore…the wabbits wules :p)
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Thumper don’t be swelling that head of your either!!! Just don’t!! :p)
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Unless you weely weely want to….where’s you wheely bin?
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careful wench. He’s attacked before, and with all those w’s he might be tempted to do a flying wheel kick.
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Oh no he won’t. Cause then I’ll be weady with my fwying-pan! So he won’t, and then I don’t :)
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Unicode character 0×2620 reveals His noodly touch upon computer character set design.
Arr. ☠
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@☠
Thanks for the tip, it’s cool.
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how you put that into your name?
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Hey…very cool :)
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If you know unicode then you can use that, but I just use the simple copy-paste of the single character from one of ☠’s posts. The same I do for ۞.
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Hey cool site spaghetti people :) I like it! I think it reflects the parody of all religions out there perfectly…an overblown fairytale to explain the unexplainable. A quick fix for ‘answers’. The bible is just a big fantasy novel, it amazes me how people actually take it seriously. Then again, some people still believe in the tooth fairy too. Oh well, as long as we all have fun with it all, that’s what counts….we all have to treat a good joke with a good laugh :p I think a spaghetti deity is just as good as any other portrayed. This actually inspired me to create my own deity as well…the poop overlord.
A great entertaining movie out there for the curious or bored alike is called ‘Zeitgeist The Movie’ google it and peek for yourself, it really slaps religion silly with many interesting facts.
Over the years i have been challenged by religious phenatics left and right about my attitude too…and i tell them this line from their bible (classic) Did God speak to you as a burning bush too? please don’t tell me what is ridiculous or not, it only makes religion the Peter Pan of the world.
Well, take care everyone.
P.S- don’t ever worry about going to hell, we are already here. And being entertained daily by fantasy novel connoisseurs. Laugh, that’s the point of it. Though, i admit religion has very, very, dry humor…you have to really be into it to enjoy it.
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(refering to the argument about god sacraficing people and stuff!!) I stopped reading the comments halfway dowm, so you might be on a new topic, but didn’t “god” kill EVERYONE IN THE WORLD except Noah, his wife and two of each animal? And don’t give this “it’s only a story, it’s not true, it’s just an example” or something gay like that, because you can’t just take the moral out of the story and forget about all the innocent people killed… Well I could have phrased that argument better, but its half one in the morning and i’m tired…
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@Kibbles
I used to be able to laugh at Pat Robertson and the like, but in the last 6 years, I’ve lost a lot of my sense of humor. I don’t want to be paranoid, but we nonbelievers have been losing rights, right and left. The justification? Religious-inspired fear, plain and simple.
But I think you can’t lose your sense of humor. If you do, the terrorists win (think that w/Texas accent).
The Zeitgeist movie isn’t a comedy, but looks like a must see for me. It’s one thing to have a sense of humor, it’s altogether another thing to live in a fantasy world where you just pretend everything is as it’s supposed to be cuz my dog or my god prophesied it.
Knowledge is true power and the internets can empower people who want to change things for the better, as well as arm idiots and bad guys with a propaganda channel.
So, now someone be funny mkay?
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Oh yeah, read anything by Richard Dawkins, especially his new one, The God Delusion. He talks about zeitgeist, which just means “spirit of the times” in German. I heard of him on Freethought Radio, a radio show out of Wisconsin, available in podcast form. That’s run by ffrf.org. And no, I’m not paid by any of those groups. These things have raised my consciousness….
Rock on with your bad spaghetti
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Ok, i can take a joke. i actually think the whole FSM thing is hilarious! Seriously i love it. the first time i heard of it i actually wanted to get the gospel too just for laughs. What does get me mad though, is that u guys (including Bobby) are all like “oh, don’t be pushing ur religion and ideals on people…blah blah blah.” well what if i don’t really care much for the idea of evolution? why is it that evolution is an idea (cuz after all these are all just ideas and theories that probably will never be proven) that i have to deal with at school? why are we all forced to learn evolution? isn’t that the same as haveing ID taught in all schools? u just shouldn’t be ignorant or hypocrytical saying that christians are blah blah blah for trying to get their beleifes in schools when u have already done the same thing in imposing evolutionary beleifes………………i really wish FSM would have wanted us to be ninjas rather than pirates… ninjas are way cooler…
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@Just to u guys
“why is it that evolution is an idea (cuz after all these are all just ideas and theories that probably will never be proven) that i have to deal with at school? why are we all forced to learn evolution? isn’t that the same as haveing ID taught in all schools?”
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No, there is a clear distinction. The claims on which ID is based have been disproven. Like irreducible compelxity. It has just been falsified by counter examples. In science, that’s were it ends. Evolution on the other hand is supported by all available present evidence and it provides the best insight into life we have. You don’t like it? That’s fine. Give us a better alternative that adheres to the standards of science and I think everyone here would be happy to drop evolution. Until that time, evolution rules the world of biology and religion can go suck on its own balls as far as time in science classes is concerned.
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“u just shouldn’t be ignorant or hypocrytical saying that christians are blah blah blah for trying to get their beleifes in schools when u have already done the same thing in imposing evolutionary beleifes”
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Ah, the call for ‘equal treatment’. Such a transparent losers argument. If you have a problem with evolution monopolising science classes than you must provide a credible alternative. Do you think it is reasonable for the tennis player who lost the final of the US Open to lay claim to sharing the trophy with the winner? Religion lost as far as the origin of life is concerned. Live with it.
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@Just to u guys:
Pirates are so much better than Ninjas. See the “Pirate Discussion” section on the forums for details.
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@ Just to u guys…
surprisingly, this religon was created over religion forcing its way into science. the problem wasn’t that ID was religious, it was the fact that they were trying to force a very new, and completely unsubstantial theory onto the science classroom. mixing science and religion for the sake of spreading religion is simply not on. if you are in religion class, and the teacher says to you that god exists, because of science, christians say that’s wrong, because apparantly god created science.
if religion won’t accept any form of science into their teachings, why should vice versa be acceptable.
and good thing you like the FSM, because it’s the only RELIGION that fully indoctrinates SCIENCE.
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Its worth pointing out that I very much believe in microscopes.
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Cool, I really believe in telescopes too :)))
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This is a religion I can get into…
:D All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster in his infinite awesomeness!
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kaleidoscopes for me.
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Periscopes for underwater Pirates!
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Fine, but no horoscopes please :)
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I need an arthroscope…
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I could use a Lottoscope, to see what the winning Lotto numbers will be!
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In “Salvation on Sand Mountain” by Dennis Covington, a book about snake-handling churches in Appalachia, one of the believers, reminiscing about driving demons out of the possessed, says this about one particular exorcism: “That boy turned flips for two hours, and when that demon came out, it was like a pint of spaghetti, but it had, like, slather all around it” ( pg. 190)
Could this hillbilly holy-roller have witnessed a manifestation of his noodliness? Is there a connection between the FSM and the taking up of serpents beyond their obvious vermiculate characteristics? What is “slather”? Oh, the mysteries of religious experience!
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What did they have for lunch that day? I think the manifestation of demons is particularly reliant on the foodstuffs consumed within the preceding twenty four hour period. i know I’ve tried never to overeat during the exorcisms I’ve attended, but sometimes you just get hungry, damnit! At least now as a Pastafarian, I know where those tomato skins came from…
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Slather would be a thick spreading of something.
I don’t know quite what they thought it was, but clearly it was actually spaghetti sauce.
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Clearly they have done a terrible thing to detach that boy from his noodly appendage.
I hope he was alright. He was lucky if he didn’t float away – if he was no longer held down by his noodliness.
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It’s a pity they didn’t keep the ‘demon’ very few samples of the body of the FSM are in public hands.
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‘well what if i don’t really care much for the idea of evolution?’
well then go to a private school, public schools are an arm of the state and the state should not have anything to do with religion. science isnt trying to impose its theories on anyone, unlike certain religions.
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@Just to u guys…. Aug 23rd, 2007 at 2:12 pm
“What does get me mad though, is that u guys (including Bobby) are all like “oh, don’t be pushing ur religion and ideals on people…blah blah blah.” well what if i don’t really care much for the idea of evolution?”
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Not sure that evolution would care too much for the idea of you either!
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Must be terribly inconvenient for some (coff *fundis* coff) that science doesn’t care either way what anyone *cares* for..
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Yes, it must be horribly annoying that they can’t decide the outcome on basis of what they believe themselves!
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Without evolution where would we be today???…
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Single-cell, no-brain organisms. Ehmmmm, wait a sec, does that prove that some fundies actually are right and that they didn’t evolve at all???
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Nah, fundies run around in clusters that depend on a group of cells to think for them. I would say they seem much more like stomach lining cells.
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O-e W “I would say they seem much more like stomach lining cells.”
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The ones that secrete mucus or the ones that secrete acid?
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Alchemist, I would say yes to that question.
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