Why sir do you dislike Christians so much that you would create a site willed with such sarcasm and spite? I appologize for all the “Christians” who have found their way onto your hate mail section of your page. Thier actions are not representations of Christ-like living. I mainly just want to know what it is that spurred your actions?
-Ryan
Note from Bobby: I don’t dislike Christians or the religion of Christianity. I dislike dogma and formalism. And I dislike that subset of Christians who push their beliefs on others. And especially those who do this in our schools and government, and then claim that’s not what they’re doing. We are not stupid.
Is it possible that I’ll have the first comment?
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It is! I can’t belive it. Me, little Dror from Jerusalem, grew to have the first response to something in the FSM site. I’m deeply excited.
I haven’t seen anything in this website that is particularly against the christian faith, but that may be because I wasn’t raised as a fundementalist christian nut.
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Yes Sparrow, although the sport of claiming first post became less popular some time ago. But welcome to the church of the FSM anyway. Any chance you could convert your fellow country men in Israel plus the neighbours to Pastafarianism to give the region a bit of a rest perhaps?
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Well, changes tage time to pass all the way across the atlantic ocean. I’ve been a pastafarian for almost two years, and I’ve even converted some of my friends. Unfortunately, people here are too concentrated on other things to notice his noodly appendage. Maybe a flying hummus monster will do the trick.
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As I see this, FSM doesn’t interfere with any religion. It only makes fun of those who claim religion had anything to do with science or that science is a kind of religion!
Science a religion! As far as I know, science is just a tool to figure things out. To say, science is a matter of faith is like saying, you have to believe in a microscope to make it work!
So the real FSM is not against any spirituality, just against dumb fundies.
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i like this hate mail. it’s actually well written, and without too much hatred. it’s like the hate mail you find when this site first began, but with little insight. but still, if the others aren’t representatives of christ-like living, why are they mailing in the name of christ? it seems ryan is a minority here.
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@Lilith
You’re very right on the lunacy of calling science a religion. A bit look calling ‘bare foot’ a shoe brand.
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” I dislike dogma and formalism. ”
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Let’s hope we never fall into that trap! Eh?
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Hey Ryan. It seems you haven’t delved too far into this website if you have to ask questions like “what has spurred your actions?” Try reading the open letter for starters.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Action Spurring
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This is the nicest hate mail so far.
Wrong, but pleasant, at least.
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Don’t take it too personal Ryan, I don’t focus on hating xtians, I personally loath and despise all religions equally, excepting of course the CoFSM.
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My views on the people who make up religions, you know, the general followers or congregations…sometimes I feel sorry for them, other times I am frustrated at their inablility to see reality, and many times I just think they are sheep, allowing their lives to be controlled by which ever particular brand of evil they allow into their lives.
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My views on the leaders of religions…I think they are a bunch of controlling scum eating, bastards out for their own personal gain.
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what about buddha? or gandhi? they were pretty cool…
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We accept your apology.
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Why sir do you dislike Christians so much that you would create a site willed with such sarcasm and spite? I appologize for all the “Christians” who have found their way onto your hate mail section of your page. Thier actions are not representations of Christ-like living. I mainly just want to know what it is that spurred your actions?
-Ryan
.. Ummm Ryan … This is Jesus. I have a sense of humour and if you keep trying to stop people from tickling my rather active funny bone not to mention you’re pissing of my favorite spaghetti monster! .. If you keep it up Ryan I will be forced to switch your left foot for your right foot, and will turn your keyboard into a left handed badminton racket! .. We all have our cross to bear Ryan – let me have mine! Besides .. there’s only one Judge and dad’s startin to get all huffy that you’re tryin to take his job .. please cut it out My message is Love – Not anal retention! ;) .. now .. please go forth .. cuz third place is taken. and oh yeah – have a nice day .. i have it on good authority it is a possibility! lol
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The flying spaghetti monster is far greater than jesus or god will ever be!
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Note from Bobby: I don’t dislike Christians or the religion of Christianity. I dislike dogma and formalism. And I dislike that subset of Christians who push their beliefs on others. And especially those who do this in our schools and government, and then claim that’s not what they’re doing. We are not stupid.
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Hear, hear.
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Nice to see another christian claiming that th haters are not representative, have got it wrong etc etc. THEY are always the ones who know what christ would have wanted and how to behave…. But you see Ryan, thats exactly what the others claim too :)
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I didn’t know claiming first post had lost popularity.
I just thought because Bobby only opens selected items for comments/posts our sport was restricted.
Congratulations The Sparrow, DPG and Lilith!
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I don’t dislike xtians, in fact some of my best friends are xtians (sadly). But I do LOATHE christianity and it’s ridiculous claims and unhelpful influence over the lives of individuals and the politics of the world.
poor grammar – just ranting a bit.
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It’s ok Beardyoldgit, we all have the need to rant a bit every now and again. The FSM allows that sort of thing :)
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Note from Bobby: I don’t dislike Christians or the religion of Christianity. I dislike dogma and formalism. And I dislike that subset of Christians who push their beliefs on others. And especially those who do this in our schools and government, and then claim that’s not what they’re doing. We are not stupid.
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Hear, hear.
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Nice to see another christian claiming that th haters are not representative, have got it wrong etc etc. THEY are always the ones who know what christ would have wanted and how to behave…. But you see Ryan, thats exactly what the others claim too :)
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Yes, but this one was actually nice about it. Almost makes me want to g–ah, to hell with it. I want my beer.
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“Yes, but this one was actually nice about it. Almost makes me want to g–ah, to hell with it. I want my beer.”
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Hear, hear.
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OWNED!!! haha
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RAmen Beardyoldgit. RAmen.
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Don’t hate the religious, hate their religion!
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The poor brainwashed fools are victims and deserving of our sympathy not our hatred.
Welcome them with open noodles to the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster and pass the grog.
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@۞ Aug 19th, 2007 at 10:58 am “The poor brainwashed fools are victims and deserving of our sympathy not our hatred. Welcome them with open noodles to the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster and pass the grog.”
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Beware of ULM!
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/20/i-find-this-sad.htm#comment-176648
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I will quote myself from a very long time ago, somewhere around last October(ish).
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“I don’t hate Christians, I pity them.”
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-Pixel Pete
Pope
RAmen
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Hey Pixel – how are you mate?
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Yay! I get to do a mirror!
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Why sir do you dislike Pastafarians so much that you would send an email willed with such ignorance and self-pity? I appologize for all the “Pastafarians” who have found their way into whatever your source is. Thier actions are not representations of Noodley living. I mainly just want to know what it is that spurred your assumptions?
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-Captain Icecream of the Jellybean Empire
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@Alchemist
I’m doin’ great, I’ll save us from talking on the comments, and just invite you to chat in GTalk. Just a fair warning to ya.
RAmen
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Why do ya’ll create such an odd religion. This is a complete disgrace to God. All you have achieved is to capture and make a place in hell for someone looking for truth. Why would you chose something edible as a god. The true God is the lord. You claim to be saved people, yet you drink, and cuss on your sight. Repent and ask God for forgiveness.
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@saul2paulfan2
“Why do ya’ll create such an odd religion.”
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What do you mean create? We recveived the wise word of the FSM through divine revelation. I would hope that you too will be touched by His noodly appendages some day instead of ending up with stale beer and ugly strippers.
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“Why would you chose something edible as a god.”
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Worshipping the food that sustains us makes much more sense than praying to some fairy tale being (and a nasty one at that) as you do.
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i know it’s not much to do with this but… i just got a debate where i have to support the notion that “harry potter is the new bible”, any insight would be very much appreciated.
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@Commodore Angryy Aug 20th, 2007 at 12:56 am “i know it’s not much to do with this but… i just got a debate where i have to support the notion that “harry potter is the new bible”, any insight would be very much appreciated.”
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Oooh, is that the debate you mentioned yesterday? I thought it was about sexual discrimination… or do you have daily debates, just to get through a rainy summer :)
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actually, it’s a sunny winter. did the sexist debate today, and lost. i wrote all three speaker’s speeches, but thos bastards couldn’t even read them. anyway back to comparing jesus to harry potter…
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Harry Potter is way cooler…. AND better written too.
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“Harry Potter is way cooler…. AND better written too.”
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Better suited for a young audience too, as it is far less violent and morally depraved.
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less violent? you don’t appear to have read the last book. but still, i’m looking for SIMILARITIES, not differences, though in total i can say that harry potter is better.
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@Commodore Angryy
True, I haven’t read the last book, but does it come even close to the old testament (remember the killing of the earths entire population except the few on the ark)?
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almost. if you’ve heard rumour or spoilers of anyone dying, they’re all true. everyone is dead, no exceptions. and why did jesus walk on water when he could have just eaten some gillyweed, or performd a bubble head charm?
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Now there is no need to be a Christian to get into heaven…check it out – http://www.becomeasaint.com
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Sweet, some people just make me laugh! I’d love to buy one, but I can’t find where it says how much they cost!
RAmen
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Nevermind, found the cost! I’d rather burn in hell than pay $24.95 US!!!
RAmen
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I hate Christians because they believe I’m destined to be damned, to spend an eternity suffering in Hell. I’d hate anyone who thinks that of me.
As for the Christians who send hate-mail being unlike Christ, okay. But what about all the heinous destruction and vitriol contained in the other parts of the Bible? Or do you just pick and choose the elements of your religion that most suit the argument at hand? Is it not hateful to instruct a man to kill his own son?
Lol, give it up. You are living in a delusion.
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if pastafarians were like christians.
hmm, i like the getting drunk part of the gospel, but not the being nice and showing respect and all the other moral stuff, lets kill some infidels, i mean, they don’t have this beleive isn’t it?
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saul2paulfan2 – what’s your point?
drinking isn’t bad, and neither is “cussing”
(i call it ****ing swearin’). see ya!
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@just some follower
we try NOT to be like christians.
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Hooray for a Christian who doesn’t swear six times every sentence!!
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I think it’s necessary to gently correct apastate’s impression that Christians believe that he is “destined to be damned and spend eternity in hell.”
A true Christian does not believe this at all. A true Christian should believe Jesus Christ’s words when he said, “For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life.” This verse, which you probably have heard, John 3:16, asserts that that God loves the WORLD, not just those who are “destined” to believe. Furthermore, it states the foundation of Christianity – that God gave us a gift, and all that is needed is acceptance of that Gift. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Any “Christian” who believes that people are destined to be damned, without hope, is not a Christian at all.
Furthermore, God instructed Abraham to sacrifice Isaac as a prophetic depiction of God sacrificing His Son. Ultimately, God provided a ram for the sacrifice, and Abraham did not sacrifice his son. And, God rewarded Abraham for his great faith. This is not a story of hate.
Never in the Bible are children made into burnt offerings for the Lord.
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Also, there is no “getting drunk part of the gospel”. None of the four gospel accounts endorses being drunk.
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@anonymous – The getting drunk part is in the Gospel of the FSM. Good book, you should read it.
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So, anonymous, you are saying that guys like jeffry dommer are going to heaven because they believe in god. Nice. I would rather be in hell or in the FSM heaven with the beer volcanoes and the stripper factory.
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In the bible, god turns children into salt in the story of Sodam and Gamorra (FSM my spelling sucks after a 12 hour shift at work). While the story does not specifically identify children, you would think that a city would have some and only Lott makes it out alive.
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How does anonymous explain the one where the guy throws his daughter to the gang of rapists? It’s in Judges or Revelations or Apacolypse Now (no wait, that was a good war movie).
I heard that the overly gratuitously violent and bloody, Passion.. was the most popular Christian movie of all time. There are also millions waiting to be raptured up. It’s not just silly, it’ a dangerous attitude and makes your neighbors kind of uneasy, and even a little pissed at times.
Chrisianity, Judaism, Islam, etc. will all someday be looked back on as we “enlightened” modern humans look back on Greek and Roman mythology. Their gods were a lot more interesting I have to say. Some of ‘em were quite hot, even with their missing arms and such.
FSM with his wee beady eyes and beautiful flowing noodly appendages. Touch me, touch me, oh noodly one!
So, I want to be a pastafarian. What do I have to do, be baptised in a nice pesto? Wait to be visited by little flying acini di pepe fairies?
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