Why sir do you dislike Christians so much

Why sir do you dislike Christians so much that you would create a site willed with such sarcasm and spite? I appologize for all the “Christians” who have found their way onto your hate mail section of your page. Thier actions are not representations of Christ-like living. I mainly just want to know what it is that spurred your actions?

-Ryan

Note from Bobby: I don’t dislike Christians or the religion of Christianity. I dislike dogma and formalism. And I dislike that subset of Christians who push their beliefs on others. And especially those who do this in our schools and government, and then claim that’s not what they’re doing. We are not stupid.

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  1. 161 DutchThumper ™Wabbit Aug 30th, 2007 at 1:33 am

    @DutchPastaGuy
    “Ah, kijk eens aan. Leuk dat de Nederlandstalige kolonie groter en groter wordt :)”…trrow retorg ne retorg einolok egilatsdnalredeN ed tad kueL. naa snee kjik, hA…
    .
    Ik ben van neer onder…het konijn…errr…wonijn…
    .
    *wabbit brought to you by Babel Fish ®

  2. 162 ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ Aug 30th, 2007 at 2:02 am

    Oh look, the wabbit from Down Under really does speak Dutch! Well, sort of.

  3. 163 Commodore Angryy Aug 30th, 2007 at 2:22 am

    Rabbit form down under… you should get a cream for that.

  4. 164 DutchThumper ™Wabbit Aug 30th, 2007 at 2:58 am

    @Commodore
    “Rabbit form down under… you should get a cream for that.”…hare removal cream…boom boom!

  5. 165 Commodore Angryy Aug 30th, 2007 at 3:34 am

    Watch out thumper! a little wabbit like yuo could get eaten by a fox with such caliber as basil brush!

  6. 166 DutchThumper ™Wabbit Aug 30th, 2007 at 4:48 am

    @Commodore
    Ik moet zeggen ik op geen oud Basilicum let voor zover de vossen gaan…translation…the fox is ok…

    @Red
    Nu ik zeker een Nederlands konijn ben zou u niet van omhoog het braden van me dromen.

  7. 167 DutchThumper ™Wabbit Aug 30th, 2007 at 4:56 am

    @DutchPastaGuy
    “Ah, kijk eens aan. Leuk dat de Nederlandstalige kolonie groter en groter wordt”
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    De Nederlandse groep vermenigvuldigt zich als konijnen.
    =:)

  8. 168 Commodore Angryy Aug 30th, 2007 at 5:38 am

    Do you mind including translations please.

  9. 169 DutchThumper ™Wabbit Aug 30th, 2007 at 5:42 am

    @Commodore
    DPG commented that the Dutch contingent are growing…I said they’re breeding like wabbits…or close enough…adios!!!

  10. 170 ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ Aug 30th, 2007 at 6:01 am

    @Thumper
    What part of Oz were you in again? It wouldn’t be Tasmania now would it (the island named after the Dutchamn Abel Tasman who discovered it), that you have such an affinity to the Dutch language?

  11. 171 Expie Aug 30th, 2007 at 6:53 am

    Jean Bart,
    Ineresting post, thanks for persevering. :)

    I find the dichotomy between wanting to be perfect, and fearing we may already be, to be quite interesting. And the ten thousand (or so) names of God, oi vey. I don’t think God exists, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t believe in Him, in whatever form we choose. Today He’s canneloni with chicken and tomato sauce, tommorrow, who knows? As Willy Wonka said ”You should never, ever doubt, what no-one’s really sure about” ;)

  12. 172 DutchThumper ™Wabbit Aug 30th, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    @DPG
    Ik ben geen Tasmaniër. Over het algemeen worden Tasmaniërs beschouwd twee als geleide mensen wegens de inteelt die bijna bepaald om in om het even welke gemeenschap van het Eiland is voor te komen. Mijn familieerfenis is infact Deens en mijn affiniteit voor de Nederlandse taal is dankzij Altavista.

  13. 173 Jean Bart Aug 30th, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    @DutchThumper ™Wabbit Aug 30th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    .
    Methinks that if I’d run something through a computer-steered translator, I would produce similar sentences in, let’s say, New Greek.
    .
    Won’t try, though: I’m a very good-hearted person, and I pity my fellow posters.

  14. 174 Jean Bart Aug 30th, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    @DutchThumper ™Wabbit Aug 30th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    .
    Translation of previous message: “Seg manneke, dad ‘ollands van u da trekt op nie veel zè!”
    .
    Don’t try to look up that sentence: it’s too local for the Internet ;) Even DPG and RDPW will have some trouble with it ;)

  15. 175 DutchThumper ™Wabbit Aug 30th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    @Black Bart
    According to my trusty translator you just said…”Seg manneke, dad ` ollands of you da draw many zè on nie”…that’s something about Holland and my dad!!! Them’s fighting words…*wabbit dons karate kid headband and gee*

  16. 176 DutchPastaGuy Aug 30th, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    @DutchThumper™Wabbit
    JBs sentence wasn’t about your dad. It was in an exagerated version of the accent they have in the Dutch speaking part of Belgium (and is the sort of thing that would make you seem a bit silly in the eyes of most Dutch, being Belgian is usually not considered an IQ plus :p ).
    .
    Where the Belgians have a reputation for being dimwitted, the Dutch have a reputation for being a mingy lot. That’s why we crack jokes at the dim Belgians, as those blows below the belt are such incredibly cheap shots.

  17. 177 Jean Bart Aug 30th, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    DutchThumper ™Wabbit Aug 30th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
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    Who’s Black Bart? Or is your trusty translator translating my trusty username as well.
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    I told you that translator would be of much use in this case… :)

  18. 178 Jean Bart Aug 30th, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    *wouldn’t be

  19. 179 Jean Bart Aug 30th, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    DutchPastaGuy Aug 30th, 2007 at 2:02 pm “It was in an exagerated version of the accent they have in the Dutch speaking part of Belgium…”
    .
    Exaggerated version? Hey, this is the way it’s usually said by any Flemish person from the provinces Vlaams-Brabant or Antwerpen, whenever they get sloppy and don’t bother to speak standard Dutch.
    .
    P.S.: standard Dutch is not to be confounded with Randstad Hollands, which is just a fashionable speech impediment, which calls for a guide telling you how to substitute sounds.

  20. 180 Rowdiest Wench Aug 30th, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    @ JB - At least I’m not the only one around here that gets the wascally wabbit to break out the karate gear! :))
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    @ Thumpie - If you are still around - hiya! Hope things are going well for you! :))

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