Why sir do you dislike Christians so much that you would create a site willed with such sarcasm and spite? I appologize for all the “Christians” who have found their way onto your hate mail section of your page. Thier actions are not representations of Christ-like living. I mainly just want to know what it is that spurred your actions?
-Ryan
Note from Bobby: I don’t dislike Christians or the religion of Christianity. I dislike dogma and formalism. And I dislike that subset of Christians who push their beliefs on others. And especially those who do this in our schools and government, and then claim that’s not what they’re doing. We are not stupid.
Its worth pointing out that I very much believe in microscopes.
Cool, I really believe in telescopes too :)))
This is a religion I can get into…
:D All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster in his infinite awesomeness!
kaleidoscopes for me.
Periscopes for underwater Pirates!
Fine, but no horoscopes please :)
I need an arthroscope…
I could use a Lottoscope, to see what the winning Lotto numbers will be!
In “Salvation on Sand Mountain” by Dennis Covington, a book about snake-handling churches in Appalachia, one of the believers, reminiscing about driving demons out of the possessed, says this about one particular exorcism: “That boy turned flips for two hours, and when that demon came out, it was like a pint of spaghetti, but it had, like, slather all around it” ( pg. 190)
Could this hillbilly holy-roller have witnessed a manifestation of his noodliness? Is there a connection between the FSM and the taking up of serpents beyond their obvious vermiculate characteristics? What is “slather”? Oh, the mysteries of religious experience!
What did they have for lunch that day? I think the manifestation of demons is particularly reliant on the foodstuffs consumed within the preceding twenty four hour period. i know I’ve tried never to overeat during the exorcisms I’ve attended, but sometimes you just get hungry, damnit! At least now as a Pastafarian, I know where those tomato skins came from…
Slather would be a thick spreading of something.
I don’t know quite what they thought it was, but clearly it was actually spaghetti sauce.
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Clearly they have done a terrible thing to detach that boy from his noodly appendage.
I hope he was alright. He was lucky if he didn’t float away - if he was no longer held down by his noodliness.
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It’s a pity they didn’t keep the ‘demon’ very few samples of the body of the FSM are in public hands.
‘well what if i don’t really care much for the idea of evolution?’
well then go to a private school, public schools are an arm of the state and the state should not have anything to do with religion. science isnt trying to impose its theories on anyone, unlike certain religions.
@Just to u guys…. Aug 23rd, 2007 at 2:12 pm
“What does get me mad though, is that u guys (including Bobby) are all like “oh, don’t be pushing ur religion and ideals on people…blah blah blah.” well what if i don’t really care much for the idea of evolution?”
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Not sure that evolution would care too much for the idea of you either!
Must be terribly inconvenient for some (coff *fundis* coff) that science doesn’t care either way what anyone *cares* for..
Yes, it must be horribly annoying that they can’t decide the outcome on basis of what they believe themselves!
Without evolution where would we be today???…
Single-cell, no-brain organisms. Ehmmmm, wait a sec, does that prove that some fundies actually are right and that they didn’t evolve at all???
Nah, fundies run around in clusters that depend on a group of cells to think for them. I would say they seem much more like stomach lining cells.
O-e W “I would say they seem much more like stomach lining cells.”
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The ones that secrete mucus or the ones that secrete acid?
Alchemist, I would say yes to that question.