Why sir do you dislike Christians so much that you would create a site willed with such sarcasm and spite? I appologize for all the “Christians” who have found their way onto your hate mail section of your page. Thier actions are not representations of Christ-like living. I mainly just want to know what it is that spurred your actions?
-Ryan
Note from Bobby: I don’t dislike Christians or the religion of Christianity. I dislike dogma and formalism. And I dislike that subset of Christians who push their beliefs on others. And especially those who do this in our schools and government, and then claim that’s not what they’re doing. We are not stupid.
Thumper, give the cat back, or:
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/othrwhtmeat/3.html
Thumper ™
Sep 3rd, 2007 at 1:46 am
Ships Cat will be away for a while. Please redirect any email to the following address:
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Sorry for any inconvenience.
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Thumper, you want me to make rabbit-stew ? Let go of Ships Cat this instant!
MissWoopa: cause they’re creepy ?
@Commodore Angryy Sep 3rd, 2007 at 2:14 am
“Thumper, give the cat back, or:”
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http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/othrwhtmeat/3.html
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Tender?? Young?? Hahahahahahahaha…….ROFL…..hahahaha….
A better label would be Stringy Bark Bunny :p)
Mature Marinated Rabbit :p)
Nikkiee, that’s why I’d make a stew. To make it edible :)
Wouldn’t have to worry about adding sherry or whatever Red. In fact I think very long slow cooking would be needed to burn off the alcohol already present. Say two or three days of simmering.
LOL :P Well, I can always give it to my cats :)
Hahahaha….that would be most fitting I think (:)) Still I’d keep a close eye on them for a day or so afterwards….they may start acting a little strangely. Well back to getting some work done here :(
Catch ya later Red Dutch :))
@MissWoopa
For a listing of errors you could read ‘The age of reason’ by Thomas Paine, one of the founding fathers of the US. That should also disspell any myths by christian that the US was founded on christian values.
p.s. I don’t think any weird actions from the cats would be from any leftover alcohol either…more like some sort of possession.
pps Hi DPG :)
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Red…try a bit on the neighbors cats first….then yours…then yourself…..better to be safe than sorry :)
@Nikkiee
“pps Hi DPG :)”
Hi Nikkiee :). You got mail. Regarding all sort of strange, wonderous animals that can be seen in some of the worlds more exotic places:))) They make the FSM seem almost normal by comparison.
i believe one of the first things that was said by Bobby was that he disliked dogma - excuse me but isn’t it possible to dislike dogma so much that you become dogmatic about it?
You wouldn’t eat me…my caustic personality would taste like bitter ashes…now…you wanna “wing” or a leg???…I’ll only consider releasing what’s left of the cat if I get invited to join a not so secret, secret society that may or may not exist…
Thumper, you release that cat before we clobber you with multiple frying-pans! You nasty little wabbit.
@Red
You’ll come ’round…tastes like chicken…the other, other white meat…
@Thumper
Suicidal lately? Seems like an unwise move to me to get on the bad side of a wench who knows how to handle her frying pan and who will be coming to Down Under not too long from now.
Time to Thumpers gruesome demise: 10 months and counting down.
Yes, and they allow fryingpans in airplanes too! Mwahahaha, one wabbit-stew coming up :)
sarcasm and spite, huh? The original poster obviously hasn’t heard of irony… It’s fairly obvious that the whole reason this FSM kicked off was in reaction to the insistence of educational establishments in promoting christianity as the _only_ religion when there are other perfectly valid ones out there