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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Hey thats so cool, theres a big red dot over Sydney Australia Hell yes!
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That is indeed cool! Tell us JB, is that you in Gent?
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Your widget isn’t smart. It said I’m from Or Yehuda, and I’m actually in Jerusalem. Now it says just Israel, which is less specific, but more accurate, so I guess it’s better. Or Yehuda is about 60 kilometers away from Jerusalem, in case you’ve wondered.
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It says I’m somewhere between Melbourne & Adelaide. A long way from Brisbane.
St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Dodgy Traceroutes
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Hey, it’s for entertainment. It’s not perfect. IP addresses aren’t assigned by location.
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I can see myself!!!
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Good evening all…cool new addition. Hey, how come we can leave a message on the new posts?
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Woohoo! comments are back!
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i think it places me in saginaw…
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I can see myself in Fort Worth, TX yay!!!
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I guess I’m a Californian now. Dang. I liked living in Oregon.
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henderob
Aug 18th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Hey, it’s for entertainment. It’s not perfect. IP addresses aren’t assigned by location.
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I guessed that much, my home-town isn’t there either. But I guess my server/router/whatever thingie stand either in Amsterdam or in Helmond. But it is nice to see how international this group is.
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It’s nice to be able to comment on it too :)
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Some interesting dots showing up. Uruguay, South America, never noticed any posters from there before. And even Iran! Wouldn’t it be a great endorsement if http://www.venganza.org was blocked in Iran? That would be a real sign of Pastafarianism being taken serious.
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Pfff… Belgium is so small, I’m thrown from one city to another each time I have a closer look at Feedjit… All this moving makes me feel soo tired…
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Oh, and there ARE South-American viewers around: I’ve met some in the chatroom. But there’s still the language barrier. I know of people -in my neighbourhood that is- interested in the IDEA of FSM, but feeling unable to express themselves, even in their native language.
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it’s interesting that i appear off the shore of auustralia… one step closer to the pirate ship i guess.
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New game :)
Let’s all load up TOR and see how many red dots we can get on the map :D
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My red dot also bounces…does it matter? Not so much. Nice to see people from around the world participating.
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Yeah, the town isn’t accurate, sadly enough. I always liked cities though. Aw darn, only East Europe and N. America on right now. Where’s the international love?
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Hey my dot appears to be in about the right spot today :) Last time I was dorectly opposite at the other end/side of OZ :)) Didn’t see Jingles while I was over there though. :)
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dor? *directly* :)
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This is certainly proving that Pastafarianism is a global religion!
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Hi all! This is a great addition to the site!
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@ Alchemist – “Let’s all load up TOR and see how many red dots we can get on the map :D” Leave it to you to find a way to be “creative”!!! :)))
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Hey, I’m a lot closer to Brisbane today, but I seem to be underwater. Is this the effect of global warming?
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Could also be that it’s raining today.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Real Estate Fraud
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Hey, is there anyway to make the map bigger?
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hm, they have me located in Rochester, well atleast it’s the right state, and i guess it’s pretty accurite seeing how my internet is via satalite
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Oooh… specky!
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Garrr ☠ maties, tis mighty fine to see you all, scattered over this our watery globe and ripe for piracy ☠.
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Posting from Bolivia…keeps saying i’m in Lima. You’d think that at 12,000 ft above sea level I’d be closer to the eye in the sky of the internet and they’d get it right. Constantly getting screwed here in the altitude…first FIFA now FSM. 100 different kinds of potatoes and they all taste like dirt. (that last complaint is un-related, but something that’s been troubling me).
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There apparently seems to be two pirate ships off the coast of South Africa as well…
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Hey, I’m in Calgary now…boohoo…I hate Calgary.
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We had a very fine Wench living in Calgary, if I’m not mistaken. Long time since we heard of her.
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Well, now there is another fine wench living there.
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I appear to be off the coast of New South Wales today….round about Eden I reckon. Beautiful spot there :) Guess that accounts for the big drop in temp last night/ this morning
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@Nikkiee
“I appear to be off the coast of New South Wales today….round about Eden I reckon.”
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Be careful what sort of fruit you eat, otherwise you’ll find yourself being kicked out of that beautiful spot of Eden. And be careful not to step on any snakes with vocal cords by accident.
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Wow, a visitor from Iceland (which only ±300000 inhabitants). Would any viking pirate care to announce him/herself?
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Hahahaha DPG :p)
Eden is a beautiful little township on the NSW coast right near the border its border with Victoria. I used to live there for a while some years back. It has the worlds third deepest natural harbour .
Great place with great people. Big fishing & diving industry….lots of boats :) Shame about the big woodchip mill though.
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http://www.sapphirecoast.com.au/eden.htm
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There was a dot for Jordan up there just recently too DPG :)
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@Nikkiee
Yep, I’ve been hovering my mouse over interesting visitors spots too. Faroe Islands, Saudi Arabia, Iran, various countries in sub-Saharan Africa, etc. It’s wonderful to see that the whole world is starting to feel the embarce of His noodly appendages.
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And add Afghanistan to the list! The western media are obviously biased when they portray the image of that place being populated only by Islamist fanatics. Three cheers for Afghan Pastafarians.
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South Africa, Oman, Singapore!
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And some from the former Soviet Baltic republics.
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DPG “And some from the former Soviet Baltic republics.”
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Were they flying Bear bombers? :)
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Argentina, United Arab Emirates.
And behold… more Afghanistan, Yay!
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Add Tunisia and the Phillipenes to the list.
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@Alchemist
“Were they flying Bear bombers?”
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No, Bisons I think :)
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Time to add Brazil and Hawaii.
Oxen ar better DPG
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Ok, looking at that map becomes a bit silly after a while, but I’m a sucker for useless data gathering etc. What is the furthest north and south we’ve seen? I’d love it if some researcher in Antarctica visited the site and we’d get a red dot from that continent that according to the Gospel is completely untouched by His noodly appendages.
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Shanghai, China, and Maputo,Mozambique. And I’m in Brisbane, Australia (in South Aus apparently).
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Barbados and Korea, and I’ve moved to Deception Bay in Queensland :D
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Well, it was close for me. It put me in the next town over in New Hampshire. Not bad. I’m somebody!
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Aloha to Escondido..ya may be “hidden” but the FSM’s map sees all..me? just anudda “coastie”..
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Hi Expie
Bet you noticed the temperature drop! Bit warmer here now that Townsville has moved back to NQ from Margaret River, or possibly Perth in WA :P)
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Did not know where to put this. So when I found a comment section I let it drop. Whelcome to the world of 911 CT.
http://www.haloscan.com/comments.php?user=%20screwloosechange%
MIHOP is the enemy of LIHOP.
If you want to discredit LIHOP you simply drown it out with MIHOP lunacy,
the crazier the better.
It was a giant flying spaghetti monster, It was controlled demolition, screw the evidence. It was a particle beam weapon from space. Never mind if it actually existed they’d kill all their terrorists themselves and sell us oil for $5 a barrel.
You truthers have always been the Bush Administrations secret weapon, and never more so when you go after each other’s throats.
No rational person on earth would go near anything even remotely as crazy as two MIHOP twoofers going after each other.
9/11 Big Brother | 08.28.07 – 6:54 pm | #
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” I think simply stating that BG is insane is perfectly adequate for every contingency and post of his.
Trying to engage him simply makes it worse.
S’obvious | 08.28.07 – 7:04 pm | #”
Except for the giant flying spaghetti monster thingy.
Hey, is there a schism between the LIHOP Pastafarians and the MIHOP Pastafarians?
N. O’Brain | 08.28.07 – 7:15 pm | #
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Except for the giant flying spaghetti monster thingy.
Hey, is there a schism between the LIHOP Pastafarians and the MIHOP Pastafarians?
You have offended my religion!
Civilized Worm | 08.28.07 – 8:00 pm | #
http://screwloosechange.blogspot.com/
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NIGERIA!
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W. Nikkiee, Yup, it’s been a cool winter, even without being where you ain’t lol.
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Egypt
Bahrain
Mexico
Malaysia
Thailand
Phillipines
Noodly Appendages for everyone!
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LIHOP/MIHOP??? What language is that?
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Attention everybody!!! we have reached Israel, Jerusalem. RUM AND BEER FOR EVERYONE!
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@Commodore Angryy
“Attention everybody!!! we have reached Israel, Jerusalem. RUM AND BEER FOR EVERYONE!”
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Uh, why? That place is the middle of a patch of dessert. And from anyone who has visited it I hear that the people there are a really arrogant, unsympathetic lot. I was a lot happier when you reported the FSM had reached Hawaii. Who gives a damn about that old derelict piece of temple wall with the wailing Jews next to it doing their restrained head-banging act? If they want to get in on the act they should listen to a bit of proper heavy metal. And get rid of those silly hats (which aren’t very original btw, all look the same). And while we’re at it, get rid of those silly curly hair cuts too.
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At DPG.
Middle of a patch of dessert. they wish, they only have desert there, dessert would be alot colder than the sand they have to live in. And they can’t get rid of the long silly hair, otherwise how would they head bang properly?
the main point of us reaching Jerusalem was … wait for it … we have reached the birthplace of Christianity! someone in the middle of Jew and Christian land has looked at us, and possibly pondered.
We can add that to the list, because we’ve already reached Egypt, which is where Judaism started.
So, where did Islam begin?
Ps. What the hell is “United States, APO, Armed Forces Europe”?
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@Commodore
“So, where did Islam begin?”
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Saudi Arabia. I think Medina was the sight of the first mosque, but I’m not sure. Again not sure, but I think that mosque was just the house where Mohammed ‘enlightened’ people. Anyone more sure please correct me if I’m wrong.
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“Ps. What the hell is “United States, APO, Armed Forces Europe”?”
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Spotted that one too a couple of times. Somewhere in Africa or the middle of the Atlantic when I last saw it. CIA operation?
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Waveing HI
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Well, i’ve not seen saudi Arabia yet.
however, all of asia has been here, so we have the birthplace of Buddhism and Hinduism.
Puerto Rico too now.
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Canberra’s been on the map here quite a few times as well as the chat room one. Can’t say I remember anyone mentioning they came from there though….well you might not ey :)
Sieves on Aussies :p)
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TURKEY! *gobble gobble*
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Hello all
kjell alinge
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Update:
we have reached Saudi Arabia. we have now covered the birthplace of every religion on earth.
Chile too.
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Something called “Reunion” off the coast of Madagascar. WTF?
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