you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!… no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards! dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean… fuck…
i hate you. and im tired
-Shari
“I love the website[.]” What kind of hate mail is this? Please rewrite it with less half-hearted kindess and more threats of flaming oars being shoved you know where.
-Avatar of Reason
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@ AoR – it is kind of a sad excuse for hate mail isn’t it? I do wish someone would revive the oars threats. That was before my time and I really missed out!
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WTFs a deuce bag?
Some kind of playing card for cleaning those hard to reach places?
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I’m a tre bag
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> WTF’s a deuce bag?
obviously it is a colloquialism for a bag that holds two things, i.e. scrotum.
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“Pompus ass-holes”? Seriously, one of our commandments is not to be “holier-than-though” We have no advertising apart from this site itself. Also we have no dogma, so we literally can’t take ourself seriously. You should prolly get some sleep and realize that Mormons have TV commercials, now that’s evasive.
Anyway u really need to get some sleep. Hope u come to ur senses Shari.
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@ Alchemist – Hilarious as usual!
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@ BCA – Do I want to know? :))
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no, u don’t
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OK! :))
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we are not going around the wold killing people in the name of the FSM like some fanatical christens or Muslims, and any way the FSM i more convincing. as a creationist theory.
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“im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac”
Because posting about your religion on another religion’s website isn’t obsessive at all. :/
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Yay! I get the first mirror! This one’s in “quote and response” form.
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“you no wat is stupid?! you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!”
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Hey, you know what else is stupid? You pompus Christians who take Christianity seriously!
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“no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards!”
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No, I love those millions of websites, but you Christians are misguided and such! At least we can write sentences.
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“dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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Dude, I’m religious too, but I’m not handing out pamphlets like a crazy old man, you… “Duece bag?” If you’re gonna call me a condom, at least spell it right.
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“i mean… fuck…”
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I mean… At least we don’t go around swearing at everyone…
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“i hate you. and im tired”
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I feel sorry for you, and I don’t normally write to people when I’m tired. I might say something regrettable.
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“-Shari”
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-Captain Icecream
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@ Icecream – Good job! :))) Love it!
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I’m Deuce Bigalow….
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wait…no, i’m not
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btw, Rowdy, Oklahoma was nice this past weekend
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Deuce-bag…kinda sounds like those baggies they hand out at campgrounds if you have a dog. I wouldn’t wanna be one of those.
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@ BCA – You were in OK and didn’t tell me? What’s wrong with you! :))) I was at hubby’s family reunion at the south end of Lake Tenkiller. Several of us made it through because of liberal supplies of alcohol!! :)) Where were you?
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@ ihatemyspace – Hi!!!!
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Sulfur Springs
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Town was Sulfur….just outside of Chickasaw(sp?)…near Davis. Wild cats everywhere….lotsa relatives and booze too.
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You were SW of Oklahoma City; I was in SE Oklahoma…long ways away :((( Would’ve been great to accidentally end up in the same place!
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“I’m religious”………”I hate you”
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Uhh…I guess I don’t really need to say anything.
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“im tired”
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A nap could solve that.
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Is your exhaustion the cause of your tantrum? That might be where the problem lies.
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I think y’all may have misunderstood the ill-aimed vitriol, though I will admit that the coherence level was barely above drunken mumblings.
I believe the poster was praising the site in general, but was unhappy at the people who sit and wait for someone to say something laughable so they can pounce upon each misbegotten syllable and ridicule said poster within an inch of their lives.
I on the other hand love it. Were it not for the endless hilarity afforded by barely coherent people, I would be forced to lay waste to most of the inhabited planet.
cheers!
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This is the best hate-mail they can come up with now? I’ve seen better :)
Nice to have a new thread to spoil though. PlagueChicken, isn’t it fun when they oblige us with an angry mail? I love it :P
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im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You aren’t but your bible is. You many probably christian websites are. Im not, but the site is. So what is your point? Stop the site?
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“fuck” “i hate you” “ass-holes” “fuckin retards” and let’s not forget … “not a maniac”???
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@Rowdest
O wot a bruteful morning…O wot a bru-te-ful day…I’ve got a wondy-ful feeeeeeeeellllllliiiinnnng Shari is fu*king cray-zay!!!!!
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All together now: Oh wot a……
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FSM the musical…nice…
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Well I think Shari has conveyed a little ( just a hint mind you….maybe the vitriol?) of the xtian warmth contained in some of the more delicious earlier hatemails. Not as much creativity though. Oh well….
May His Noodly Appendage touch you in your dreams Shari :)
RAmen
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Aris
Welcome back! Good to hear from you again. :))
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Arrr….Thumper…hello :))
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Hello Horace :)
I’d stick to songwriting and give up god, queen, country & birch if I were you.
RAmen
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Aug 6th, 2007 at 2:41 am
FSM the musical…nice…
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with some simon and garfunkel songs? Good music that.
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simon and garfunkle weren’t known for sea shanties!
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No, but very good with wabbits :)
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Ardmore/Sulfur is not SW of OKC…..
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I believe that Shari is calling us douche bags. The douche bag is used to hold the fluid that is used to rinse the vagina. It is supposed to be a slur.
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Obviously Shari is a piker. If she was not drunk when she wrote her hate mail, I hope that she gets some help. If she was drunk, why do you care about a bunch of pirates?
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Shari – name calling is the last resort of a limited vocabulary. That means you do not know many words and must use fuck.
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Hit the dictionary and come back later. Your views are yours to share.
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Only one real comment to make;
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“im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac”
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So why are you telling us? Seriously, if you aren’t going on about something, it means you’re not talking about it.
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*Sigh* the youth of today :(
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Normal service now resumes…
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@jingles. – heh! don’t juge all of us by those christian cycopathes.
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why in the world does he yell trash at us if he hates us.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! .. AT ALL .. I MEAN YEAH THIS SITES GOOF FOR A RANDOM LAUGH BUT WHAT FUCKED UP PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIVE IN THIS SHIT .. FUCKING BUNCH OF RETARDS.
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*THIS SITES GOOD FOR A LUGH NOT GOOF FOR A LAUGH :S
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*LAUGH NOT LUGH JESUS IM HAVING A SPELLING MELTDOWN, BUT YOU GET MY COMMENT.
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@RSA
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are you insulting his noodliness?
watever, i have to go to work and dont feel like making up a humiliating yet oh-so-entertaining comment towards you
ill let someone else, the water for my ramen is boiling
toodles
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oh btw learn to type and either turn of caps lock or stop taping down shift
g’day mates
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ReligionSucksAsss Aug 6th, 2007 at 6:36 am
“FUCKING BUNCH OF RETARDS.”
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I don’t get it. Is this something you are actually doing? Fucking a bunch of retards? Don’t you think you’re kinda taking advantage of them? They might not understand the risks of sex. I hope you use protection.
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RAS – why you care what someone else thinks?
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Aristotle – you never know what strange things get people to where they want to go. I am not sure RAS could deal with a person with a modicome of education. I don’t want to assume RAW is a guy.
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Is profanity a virtue, too?
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seems like a christian virtue based on the hate mail.
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Don’t be mean to this poor boy. He clearly has educational problems.
As a disrexic myself I feel for someone who is so backward he doesn’t even ‘KNOW’ how to use the spell checker on his PC (he may be under the impression it has something to do with the dark arts, like the magic voice box in the corner of his room.
In this giving, and totally unchristian, vain. I will attempt to translate the text into legible English.
“You no wat is stupid?!”… Odd, ether the ‘no’ is in the negative (i.e. the opposite of yes) or he means the word ‘know’. Now as no one who is over 7 should make this mistake, I will assume it is in the negative or he is retarded in some way.
Now ‘wat’ is not really a word at all. ‘What’ in the sense of a question could be WHAT he meant, but due to the way it is misspelled without an ‘H’ at all I’ll assume he was referring to a unit of power I.e. Watt (as, once again, only a retard would use this spelling)
Now ‘…is stupid?!0 would be ok if the ‘!’ proceeded the ‘?’. But this is any easy mistake to make, so we’ll ignore this.
So the first sentence could be (with errors changes being underlined)
“You understand units of power are stupid!?”
Next sentence.
“you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!… no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards!!”
Ok misspelling of pompous. The word ‘Ass translates as ether a maul or the American version of ‘Arse’. Seriously spelt wrong. ‘!…’ indicates a fragmented sentence or missing text, which there is not as this is an original work and not a quotation. ‘no’ should start with a capital. The comer should be after the ‘…but’. By ‘fuckin’ I assume he means to ‘copulate with’. So this should read:
“you pompous maul-holes who take this thing seriously! Understand I love the website, but you gentlemen are copulating with retards!!”
The third sentence “dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” wile not written as a double negative, is self contradictory. Anything that contradicts itself is wrong or no existent, so should be ignored.
“i mean… fuck…” once again, unless you are quoting some thing (in which case no quotation marks) the sentence should not be fragmented thusly.
“i hate you. and im tired” I should be a capital, there should be no full stop until the end of the sentence and im should be I’m.
For sham on you for mocking this poor idiot boy. If anything we should all contribute to get this boy, and those like him, a better education so that they can interact with the world around them without getting upset and violent.
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And yes I made a few mistakes myself..but I am disrexic after all.
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“…deuce bags…”
Well, I suppose it could be 20% of a dimebag… sorry, none for me, thanks.
“…disrexic…”
Is that when Charlie Chan mixes up the order of the letters in the words he tries to spell?
“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Please turn in your l33t badge as you leave. Proper grammar requires at least a couple of “1″s in the grouping.
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What is stupid is people who post holier-than-thou hate mail and they can’t even spell the word “know.” Just to give you a clue, it’s “religious” not “religeous”, “what” not “wat”, and “douchebag” not “deuce-bag.”
That’s right, there is no hyphen in “douchebag.” I know how to use a dictionary.
Look it up, Shari. If that is even how to spell your name.
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@RSA
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I swear you just stated that last week on another thread.
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@ BCA – My bad! I’m obviously more competent to run a map today! :))
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@ Horace – I like the song! :))
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@ OEW – did you catch up on your sleep? Sounded like a rough week last week…
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@Rowdiest – Not really, it was a good weekend for drinking. Lots of picnics and a bar crawl. It is okay. I will get enough sleep when I am dead.
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@Sanchez – RSA appears to be a dope, but at least, RSA is consistent.
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@OEW
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I think you’ll want to be awake for the strippers, not to mention the everlasting party supplied by the FSM from the beer volcano.
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Since it is everlasting, I will sleep in during the second decade to freshen up for the rest. :)
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@ OEW – Seems to be consistent! Lots of us drank our way through the weekend… :))))
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Aye, Rowdiest, it is the pirate way.
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Yep! There are a few of the regulars who aren’t drinkers, but it’s rare in this group. I am working on drinking less but I don’t think I’ll ever completely quit.
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I’ve been trying to drink less, but I don’t think I’ll ever accomplish that. My gf sent me this text late last week:
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“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking and it scared the shit out of me. So that’s it, after today no more fucking reading!”
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@ Sanchez – Ahahahahaha!!! I like her already! :)))
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@Sanchez – she sounds like a keeper.
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@Rowdiest – Blame it on your husband. After all, if he kept you busy and naked you would not be able to go out and drink. :)
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@ OEW – Ahahahahaha!! He’d love to keep me busy and naked! :)) We drink at home though – haven’t been to a bar in ages.
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On the bright side, it seems our fundies are getting less coherent every day.
RSA-What now?
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@ ihatemyspace – Hi! Can’t stay, got things to do… :(( Hopefully I’ll catch you later!
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Thanks RW and OEW…she’s definitely a great wench! Not to mention I think she’ll be converting to a Pastafarian soon. She seems to be very interested when I talk about our take on religion (or at least she seems to be, either way is a plus).
BTW, thanks to my learnings here from my fellow Pastafarians, and by the good grace of his noodly appendages, I was able to silence a few christians this weekend. In fact, one had promised to visit our site to see if maybe we would fit his needs better. I believe he is starting to question his religion, which as well all know is a good sign.
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@ Sanchez – Way to go!! Kudos to you for bringing more into the embrace of His Noodly Appendages! :)))
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I think “The Dirty Deuce Bag” might be a strip club in Elgin, Illinois……
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Wasn’t the dirty deuce in the movie ‘Roadhouse’?
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Maybe it’s supposed to be “…you Deuce Bigalows!” Compliment really (and true!).
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Well, possibly not to the Wenches – although they can have as many as they want – we’re stuck with what we’ve got.
Yes, Shari is on about our pork swords and how ridiculously large they are. Sussed it :)
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‘2×2=4′, ‘Empiricism’, ‘Logos’,..now thems some cuss words.
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Rowdy, we just keep missing each other!
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@ ihatemyspace – Urgh! It’s annoying! :)) Hope you are doing well!
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@ Alchemist – Now that’s sorted, we can move on from Shari to something more fun! :))
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I’m doing well, Rowdy. Well, my little sister is annoying, but that’s nothing new. How’re you?
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@ ihatemyspace – Today I’m tired! I went jogging in the heat and humidity and then practiced for my brown belt karate test which is tomorrow! I’ll be glad when it’s over…Otherwise I’m pretty good! I hope your sister grows out of the annoying stage! :)
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Yeah it’s guys like that who give christians a bad rep. If that kid really was a christian he wouldn’t be waisting his time in a swearing tantrum and would instead find the satire out of this and have a good laugh. He should just stop hating/judging and recognize that some people believe in other things. FIND SOME EQUALITY SHARI!
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@ rowdiest wench.
you’re close to falling to the dark side! first it’s karate, next ninjitsu. don’t forget your faithfulness to the pirate ways!
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You know what I find stupid? Bad spellers and hate filled individuals who feel the need to comment on how much they don’t like what other people are peacefully doing.
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“im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac” lol.
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@Rowdiest – I hope that you are not becoming a closet ninja. Good luck with your test.
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@Robbobrob – If they could spell, they would most likely have an education. If you have an education, you are more likely to question the dogmatic religion. If you question the dogma, you are most likely going to be open to being a pastafarian. If you are open to being a pastafarian, you are going to join and not post hate mail. In conclusion, hate mail generators are uneducated dogmtic people who can’t spell. They are fun to laugh at and to pity.
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@One-eyed Wonderkin Aug 7th, 2007 at 1:15 pm “In conclusion, hate mail generators are uneducated dogmatic people who can’t spell. They are fun to laugh at and to pity.”
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Pity? Nevvah! Let them come, and be flamed! We Pastafarians have the right to exercise our brain, varying the ways of flaming hatemailers and concerned firm believers. The more the merrier! The funnier the better, too… the flaming, I mean…
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RAmen
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@ OEW – No closet ninja me! Just enhancing my wenchy skills! :))
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@ JB – RAman pirate friend! :)))
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Lol… Thanks!
Now I’m off to buy Pirate clothes~~
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Enhance your wench skills…see Chef Ramsey(sp?) on Hell’s Kitchen..
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you no wat is stupid?
When people don’t know how to fucking spell.
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When in doubt, I ask…(see above)
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Well, what can I say? Shari – I’m actually growing nostalgic about the old days. At least TLM could spell, even if he did call me a hippie housewife. He was creative and a worthy adversary. I’m afraid some of these more recent hate-mailers are quite lame.
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About the inclination of Pastafarians to drink: I had quite the problem when I was younger, and I have not had any alcohol for almost 20 years. Anyway, yesterday I saw a commercial for some damn high-grade tequila. My mouth watered. It’s watering again now from just thinking about it again. Like I’ve said before, when I get to the afterlife, all bets are off. I’ve earned my right to a stool in front of the beer volcano.
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@Saucy
LMAO! I can just picture that. The stool right next to the volcano.
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I think I’m going to get a wet suit and just jump right in. In fact I’ll have flippers and a snorkel too. Although the top of the snorkel will have a funnel on it.
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I will dive to the bottom of the volcano and try to funnel the whole damn thing. I mean, I’m in heaven after all, right? It’s not like I can die.
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Good point, beast! I’m going to make sure I find the damn Tequila Geyser. Hey, it could happen!
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i think these guys are great! did anyone notice that most hate mail comes from Christians? arent christians supposed to love and respect everyone? and here they are talking crap. im a newly converted pastafarian. i was a christian. look people, everyone has thier own style and ways of worship.
there is no proof taht any one religion is correct so what proof do you have that Pastafarianism isnt the true religion? people need to open thier minds and belive!
all hail the noodly one!!
Ramen
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In Pastafarian heaven there might be an actual Boone’s Farm. Is there an actual Boone’s Farm? I don’t know…But their wine tastes like Kool-Aid.
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Ah, yes…the preferred alcoholic drink of choice for 8 year olds. lol Hey I’m not hating though. I’m sure there are people of all ages in heaven.
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aww, i’m not 8. i’m just poor. :D
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Well, what can I say? Shari – I’m actually growing nostalgic about the old days. At least TLM could spell, even if he did call me a hippie housewife.
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Damn! Those were some good days D :)
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@Alchemist
I thought I was your favourite troll of X-mas past???…what about the Deuteronomy, the slave girls and all the steaming hot rockbadger???…didn’t I invoke the ire of stalwart pastafarians such as PP-off and Marc McUnmentionable???don’t tell me I’m second or third fiddle to a confused and abused pimple faced ratbag like TLM…my wordy…Buona Mattina by the way…
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@angryyoungatheist,
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Perhaps Rowdy is training to become the unstoppable force of the internet.
A ninja trained pirate!
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Good job she’s on our side that’s all I can say!
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Thumper,
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I think TLM was Alchemists first love and he will always look back upon him with rose tinted spectacles.
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I found TLM annoying, a little brat. Thumper the fundie was much more to my taste :)
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TLM – He wanted me.
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@Thumper ™
Never mind dear…you’re always be my favourite }:)
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Oh Saucy! I think he wanted me more :)) He appeared to count all my posts on the RUN!! thread :p))
Then again…maybe his mum was a hippy housewife and he had a fixation… (:))
How are ya going? Good I hope.
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Saucy,
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TLM wanted you but I still don’t think he was old enough to handle a proper wench!
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Oh this Wench had a long day here….*you’ll always*
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*wabbit dons pope hat, robe and shephard crook…wabbit clears throat*
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Then King Solomon said to Abiathar the priest, “Go to your country home in Anathoth. You deserve to die, but I will not have you put to death now, for you were in charge of the Lords Covenant Box.”…wise words from a merry old soul…
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@ Symbol Guy – Yeah, you’re probably right. He was just a pup.
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@Nikkiee – Now that you bring it up, I think he did want you more. Oh, well. Anyway, I’m ok. My girls and I are off to New York City this coming weekend. I’m looking forward to it. Oh, my son’s awake. Gotta go. Take care.
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Wow Saucy!
Have a great time!
Hope you and yours are all OK.
I miss TLM – never was someone so aptly named ;)
Hi everyone!
Hey, cute symbol- long time no chat.
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You sweet cheeks.
I’m in Denmark using my sister-in-laws laptop to catch up.
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Thumper – Of course you were my favourite troll :) TLM meant it though. You were just taking the piss :D
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Nerds I have annoyed = 6
Hippy housewives I’ve annoyed =1
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Classic stuff! I’m not really old enough to remember BLR, ran into her once I think. TLM just came running back for more. He was a gift from the FSM.
Hahahaha – do you remember him telling us that his grandparents had an outdoor swimming pool :) At one point I thought he was feeding us lines :)
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I know a few people got pissed off with him but ۞ is right. It was love ♥, true love ♥♥♥.
Wasn’t that when Peter Popoff and I got married?
(shit – almost makes me want to change name and start trolling CoFSM again :D)
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Oh the memories…
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just found this website and message board.
this is why the rest of the world holds the US in such high esteem.
the concept of fsm is funny. no more no less.
I dont know if you chaps use the expression “to shoot yourself in the foot” (with your access to firepower you should do !) but that is exactly what the frightening christian right does in its hate mail.
on reflection that is a good thing. our govt is allowing rich christians to put money into education in return for creation being taught. I must start spreading the fsm gospel over here.
ps although we are no longer living with rationing, please keep sending the fast food, fizzy drinks, gum and tv progs
pip pip
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@ everyone – *brags on self* I got my brown belt last night! Man, that was a brutal test! My friend Matt punched in for me and we were wringing wet sweaty – it’s a lot to go through. On one of the attacks, an overhead club, he attacked hard and I defended hard – and partially dislocated my left shoulder in the process! I had to force it back in place on the fly and complete the technique, and then finish the test. Afterward I told Master Shover what happened – he said he could tell something went wrong but he didn’t know what. When I first started 2 years ago I’d have crumpled with that kind of an injury. I’ve come a long way! *end brag*
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congratulations to you, Rowdiest. i hope that the shoulder heals quick.
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I no wat is stupid, but ur alzo 2 stond 2 rite klerely. Takenap THEN rite, k? Bye.
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@ OEW – Thank you! :))
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Rowdiest wrote – “…we were wringing wet sweaty…”. I don’t know what you look like Rowdiest, but I imagine that you look very nice wrining wet sweaty ;)
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truebrit – “this is why the rest of the world holds the US in such high esteem.” That is probably the funniest thing I have read in awhile. As an american, I am not really feeling the love.
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@ OEW – Ahahahaha! I’ve been told that! :))) You can get an idea of what part of me looks like here:
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Thong_Dynasty
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Brunette, red v-string! :)))
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Now you know how I got promoted from Rowdy Wench! :))
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when i first read that brag, master shover looked like master shovel.
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LotPF – I’ve had to keep a straight face for ages. Master Shover … snigger, snigger. I bet he is, fnarr, fnarr :)
Damn, that’s better.
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Yep, it’s pronounced “Show-ver” but it’s kind of funny anyway. If you see him in person you don’t laugh though. He says he’s 6′2″ but I’m guessing taller and my hands barely fit around his wrists. OK have fun with that one!
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congrats, rowdy! i’ve always wanted to learn a martial art…maybe i’ll try kickboxing sometime.
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Rowdy
“If you see him in person you don’t laugh though. He says he’s 6′2″ but I’m guessing taller and my hands barely fit around his wrists.”
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From what you’ve said I think he’d probably laugh :)
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ihatemyspace – kickboxing? You don’t fancy something less fatal do you? I trained in Tae Kwon Do – we thought the kick boxers were mad!
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@ ihatemyspace – Thanks! You should – it’s good for the body, mind and spirit. :)
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He does laugh at us trying to put him in the “bearhug from behind, arms pinned” attack. That’s just downright ridiculous to see!
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@ RW – congratulations!!! Wow I am so excited for you. You go girl. I only got to yellow belt before I had to quit. Moving sucks sometimes.
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Rowdiest – Nice picture.
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The only true religion is The Shark Messiah of the Immaculate Conception.
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*wabbit dons “gee” with karate kid headband and bows to Rowdy…wabbit lets out blood curdling “Keeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr” and thrusts paw at kill zone*
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Morning mate – how are the Mormons?
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@ OEW – Thanks! :))
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@ Thumper – *Rowdy deftly deflects wabbit’s paw and then jumps in with bear hug in happiness to see wabbit friend after so long*
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@ IB – Thanks very much! It’s taken me a lot of effort to get here! I’m proud of myself.
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@Mateo
¨i think these guys are great! did anyone notice that most hate mail comes from Christians? arent christians supposed to love and respect everyone? and here they are talking crap. im a newly converted pastafarian. i was a christian. look people, everyone has thier own style and ways of worship.¨
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Welcome to the church of the FSM.
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lol,
I couldn’t help but notice but…you know ‘what’ is stupid?
Your spelling.
If you learnt to spell, maybe you could learn to think, thus making you realise that religion is a crock of crap!
Hell, if you’d only learnt to think, you wouldn’t have people spamming abuse back at your dimwitted post.
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I’m going for RW’s brown-eye next week
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(wink)
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@ BCA – Wahahahahahaha!!!! Funny! Love ya! :)))
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Hey BCA – if you are still around tonight or come back, we of the super-secret, non-existent Disciples group would like to extend you an invitation to join us! Alchemist said to post his e-mail for you; it’s prussicacid@googlemail.com Send him an e-mail and he’ll send you an official invitation. We’d love to have you! :))
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@Thumper & Rowdiest
It’s so nice to see you playing together nicely.
* ۞ wipes a tear from his eye *
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@Rowdy
*wabbit lifts arm and drops to floor escaping bear hug…wabbit rolls over delivering kick to ankle with hind paw…wabbit flips onto hind legs and circles warily…*
@Alchemist
Buona Mattina!!! Mormons have left me alone since the incident with the tea and hash cookies…hey…you got my back here???…
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Rowdiest, watch out for the ears. Saw the film Hoodwinked last night and those rabbits can do some damage with the ears.
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Thumper, come on wabbit. She was trying to be friendly and give you a hug you know!
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No leg sweep Thumper? ;)
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I like the alchemist email address. nothing like a nice corrosive acid!
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The offer is to you too O-e W – drop me a line :)
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Hi Thumper – the image of baked Mormons is one that will live with me for a very long time :D
I wonder what JWs are like on acid?
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Baked Mormons?? That sounds horrifying. I’m sure they would start running around claiming they are having a revelation, and that THEY are the next Joseph Smith.
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Scary stuff I say
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RAmen
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Thank Alchemist. my email is wonderkin@comcast.net
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Cheers O-e W. Done and done.
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Beastlt12 – I think they must be sometimes. I’m still convinced they put E in the Communion Wine. How else to you explain speaking in tongues, faintings. Touched by the holy spirit?
Loved-up more like!
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PS – not too up in Mormons – I’ll go have a read, do they have space ships too or is that just L Ron Hubbard’s victims?
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I can’t see a rabbit out foxing Rowdy.
She’ll probably put him in a headlock with her legs.
What a way to go!
I know what’ll be flashing before his eyes just before he loses consciousness.
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Don’t worry, wabbits, ۞ is only bragging about his being in possession of the reverse side of the “Empress of Thong” picture.
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@ ۞ and JB – Once again, proof that you know how to make a wench feel good! :))) You guys are awesome, and I mean that!
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@ Thumper- *Rowdy circles warily also, watching those hind paws and looking for the opening to try the “take wabbit down and rub belly” attack* Do wabbits like having their bellies rubbed? I don’t know, but it seems friendly!
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Is asshole with a hyphen in the middle the British spelling or something?
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Damon – naah. We use arsehole (so do the Aussies). Ass is more American. I think Shari was in a rush or something.
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If rabbits don’t like their belly being rubbed. I do ;))
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Those are fighting words Ms. O’Rhum. I will stand here and you stand on the end of the plank.
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Belly rubs are the best way to get a rise out of a pirate. :)
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Belly? I can think of … never mind :D
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Right then, I’ll quit trying to be nice to the wabbit and turn my attention to someone (someones!!) who will appreciate it! :))
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now that’s an opening…blatant, too
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“fuck” “i hate you” “ass-holes” “fuckin retards” and let’s not forget … “not a maniac”???
That’s awesome… I love how caring and considerate the Christians are… it’s a good thing they are not a violent bunch, or else I might feel threatened…. oh wait.
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@ BCA – Did you see the invite to the Disciples group? E-mail Alchemist at prussicacid@googlemail.com to get an official invite!!! We’d love to have you in the group!
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@Alchemist,
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Have you never heard of subtlety?
I was going to start at the belly and see where it leads ;)
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* ۞ rolls on to back in the ‘dying fly’ position and gives Rowdy a thin but engaging smile *
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۞ – Alchemist subtle?!?!? Wahahahahaha!!! Great smile! Hmmm, where to start rubbing? How about with the halo?
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Is halo some kind of euphemism?
I’m not that au fait with American slang!
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Nope – It goes back to the discussion with Booty from last week about polishing your halo…
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I have a halo? I can’t believe any conversation with Booty wasn’t rude.
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Oh right – I thought you were talking about me :) I’m an angel – with wings! *flap flap*
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We started with the belly and now moved on the the halo.
I’m not sure that’s quite what I planned…
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@۞
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hehehe – did you know that a halo can also be called a Gloriole?
http://www.wordreference.com/definition/gloriole
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Some mirthful mileage in that one I think :))
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Nice one Alchemist.
I knew there was a euphemism there somewhere.
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Make your own jokes up people.
It’s late here!
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Yeah – I’m starting to flag as well.
I’ll get the ball rolling with “So that’s why the saints have one around their heads” :)
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a halo is a gloryhole?
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oh, gloriole…n/m
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Bellies, halos and glorioles, oh my!
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I’m glad he’s “religus,” and not a spelling teacher!
Um, don’t folks get that this is all a joke, in order to point out what a joke evangelical religion really is?
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heee hee hee….
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gloriole
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hee hee hee.
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Rowdy has offered to run her finger round my Gloriole.
Can’t wait.
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It’s morning now.
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Good morning, all. I’m off to the pain and suffering that is my job.
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Hi Sweetheart! ;)
I believe I offered to give your halo a good rubbing first! So Rowdy can back off ;P
Of course I wasn’t being rude, how could you possibly think that of me?
I used to have a halo of my own you know, left it around here somewhere……erm, can’t seem to find it, but I am know I had it a few years ago………….I’ll get back to you, probably it fell down the back of the sofa…..I have found my flimsy moral standards, will they do?
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im from bristol in england and have recently been converted to the noodly ways of fsm, me and my friend are spreading the word of his noodlyness as we live in the city where apparently pirates originated hence there accent yar
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Hi! Quite a few Ukers here – I am from the Midlands :)
Welcome aboard! Pull up a barrel.
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Hey, check this out: http://creationwiki.org/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster.
Then look at the discussion section. We really should invite these guys to a debate.
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from the home land of the pirate Aug 10th, 2007 at 5:02 am
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Hi there, I’m from West Yorkshire, where men are men and sheep are scared :)
Welcome to the site :)
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Anne – ta for the link but the sods have locked the article – can’t add to it :(
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I’m from Tampa, Florida, USA… I’m doing my best to spread the Noodly word around here!
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Welcome, Wags. I am from the Philadelphia area. No, I am not Italian.
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Oooh I love Tampa!
Wave to Lilith for us, Wags – she is in Orlando :)
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Ah yes, time work go earn a paycheck.
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HAPPY HOLY DAY EVERYONE!
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RAmen
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@ Booty – Not trying to muscle in on you! He started it! :)) And then played dumb anyway…men! What can you do?
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@Rowdiest Wench
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“And then played dumb anyway…men!”
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Who says we’re playing?
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OEJ
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Hahaha!
Hi Rowdy! Hi OEJ!
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Ah – Symbol Dude is a delicate soul, he needs gentle but firm treatment, from a strong Wench :D
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Booty – “gentle but firm treatment, from a strong Wench ” He is not the only one!
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Firm treatment is good for wenches in she-pirates too.
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Soory – should read “Firm treatment is good for wenches and she-pirates, too”
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Freudian slip.
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Thanks for the welcome, Wonderkin, Lilith and Booty!
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@ Wags – Welcome from Rowdy Wench too! Sorry for the oversight – was in a hurry earlier.
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@ OEW – “Firm treatment is good for wenches and she-pirates, too” RAmen to that! :))
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Thanks, Rowdy Wench!!
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You are welcome! I hope you like it here. We’re a good crowd! :))
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Hi Wags, welcome… Tampa?! I guess I could see you, if I look very hard ;P
I’m in Orlando, FL right now!
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Yeah – hi Wags – grab a beer and join in.
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You read me like a open book Booty! :)
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Very nice, Lilith… I’ll keep an eye out for you! Hahaha. To everyone: this is quite possibly the best group of chatters I’ve ever “met”. Not to mention one of the coolest topics. I was beginning to think there wasn’t anyone else out there who questioned “Intelligent Design” as much as I did… at least not anyone who wasn’t a psychotic Doomsday nut. I’m psychotic enough without the help!
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“You read me like a open book Booty! :)”
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Yeah – The Kama Sutra :)
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@Alchemist
Buona Mattina!!! The Mormon hash cookie thing really happened here a few years ago…piss funny but unfortunately the bakers were charged with “administering a stupefying thing”…the Mormons said they felt “funny” before struggling to ride off on their bikes…there’s no pleasing some people…then again…I the type of wabbit that leave my drink sitting unattended in bars hoping to get spiked…
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@Rowdy
*wabbit throws hand full of sand towards Rowdy’s eyes and leaps for the unprotected kneecap*
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Ummmm…time for an edit…”I’m the type of wabbit that leaves my drink sitting unattended in bars hoping to get spiked…”…also works best when drinking something with an abundance of fruit attached to the glass…
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Morning my antipodean amicus.
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I the type of wabbit that leave my drink sitting unattended in bars hoping to get spiked:)
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England 24-1 v India 664
Can I join you?
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@Alchemist
Ummm…I can see your Deli-ma…do I wait for it to rain curry??? or do I get silly with the antipodean???…chin up my Imperial friend…you taught the bastards how to play and now it is incumbent upon you to see this debacle through to it’s conclusion…tell me…is not the Yorkshire Terrier know for it’s courage, tenacity and ferociousness when cornered by an over whelming foe???
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…perhaps I’m thinking of the British Bullfrog…whatever…you sir are an Englishman and a gentleman and it is unseemly to show fear in the face of the colonials…
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Wish you hadn’t mentioned Yorkshire :(((((
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Law hits Roses record for Lancs.
Championship D1, Headingley (day two): Yorkshire 144 & 44-1 v Lancashire 517
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The stiff upper lip shall prevail, dear sir! On my honour as a scoundrel and probable relative of one of your predecessors :)
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Shit mate! I’m depressed :(
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Perhaps one of the colonies could introduce the English to a less challenging game like……oh I don’t know….Uno?
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Hi Wags & welcome aboard :)
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Anne Bonny Aug 10th, 2007 at 5:29 am
“Hey, check this out: http://creationwiki.org/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster. Then look at the discussion section.”
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I can’t see anything there….it says that, “This page has been locked to prevent editing.” on both the article and discussion! :(((
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Hi All, it’s been awhile and awhile. Hope everyone is doing well. It’s Holy Friday, everyone go and drink soem grog and say cheers to the mountain, the tree and the midgets!
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And welcome Wags and the England/India dude/ette
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“Perhaps one of the colonies could introduce the English to a less challenging game like……oh I don’t know….Uno?”
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Perhaps said colony might like to become *not* a colony? We’ve been hinting for years you know! :D
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@Alchemist
“The stiff upper lip shall prevail, dear sir! On my honour as a scoundrel and probable relative of one of your predecessors :)”…all the best Englishmen did move here…you should think about immigration…you’ll never cry tears of blood over the cricket again…
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“I don’t know….Uno?”…Uno is for sissies…and girlie men *wabbit uses “Arnie” accent*
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Must go…have my groomsmen and best man coming over for suit fitting…then we’re going to have a mini bucks nite to practice for the real bucks nite…everything gets better with practice…chin up Alchemist…it could still rain…
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@Alchemist
“Perhaps said colony might like to become *not* a colony? We’ve been hinting for years you know! :D”…EGAD!!!…when that happens I’ll be taking to the hills with a handful of like minded loyal Monarchists…those damn Republicans will rue the day they every sought to depose our gracious Queen…we’re not the bloody French you know…
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“Perhaps said colony might like to become *not* a colony? We’ve been hinting for years you know! :D”
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Hahahahaha…I’m all for that…we already have enough Queens in Kings Cross :p)
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Good luck Thumper. :p)
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“those damn Republicans will rue the day they every sought to depose our gracious Queen”
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Priscilla?
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Actually I went to see ol’ Liz once when she was in OZ….she was wearing a hat….
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To Be honest Thumper and Nikki – I’ve been thinking of upping sticks and moving to New Zealand.
What do you think? It’s supposed to be beautiful and unspoiled.
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I’d do it if i could…I like the Kiwis (FSM I hope none of them read that or I’ll never hear the end of it :p) and by all accounts it’s a beautiful country. :) Not involved in so much of the global political crap either!
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Also I believe there are more sheep per person than anywhere else in the world? :))
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Well, the sheep are a bonus :)
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Just be careful won’t you. I hear the Kiwis are very possessive of their sheep.
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I thought they liked to shear ‘em?
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@ Thumper – I’ll ignore the dirty, rotten, evil attack when I’m trying to be nice *harumph* and just say, good luck with the suit fittings! Remember, only perfect practice makes perfect so make tonight a good one! :)) Hard to believe it’s time to be doing that already…
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@ Red Sonya – Welcome back! How’s the new land?
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@ WN – Did you feel Alchemist’s ears perk up at the mention of so many sheep? :)))
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Sheep again! And some British sports and Aussie politic-stuff, I don’t understand! Talk about something useless, so I can follow, will you? ;)
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A Rowdy – my brother just went to visit it for me and it looks like a jungle. I can hardly wait until I get to move and start building. Sigh…it will be a few years.
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Chris if you’re there, a noodly appendage is tryig to find you. Try the Olive Garden..not Gethsemane!
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@ Red Sonya – Sorry you have to wait! But at least you own it! :)))
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See Stardust…feature film with flying pirates….praise be the FSM
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Thumper, now you be nice to Rowdiest or else I’ll come for you with my cooking-pot and carrots! She tried to be nice to you so start behaving like a nice litle wabbit this instant.
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Anything you’d like with the stew Rowdiest?
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Has someone been saying things about Kylie?
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@Wench Nikkiee
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Difficult though it may be to believe, I’ve been to church with the Queen.
Is was soooo boring and I had a hangover.
She wore a hat outside, can’t remember about in.
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It’s amazing how much I miss after one night of not being online… it’ll never happen again… praise be to pasta.
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@ Wags – Yep, you’re not allowed to sleep around this place! :))
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@ RDPW – “Anything you’d like with the stew Rowdiest?” Some nice crusty rolls! Getting my mouth watering now! :)) Wascally wabbit…
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Yea, you try being nice to them…..
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We just made some nice fresh bread here, just got it out of the oven :)
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Garlic bread? *licks lips*
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Does it taste like chicken?
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Rabbit? No, it has much more flavour, mmmmmm, makes me hungry to think about it. And the bread is just plain bread, no garlic. But garlic bread IS good, loads of garlic… Might be a bit overpowering for the stew though :)
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Garlic bread goes best with pasta. Mmmm.
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@Alchemist
“To Be honest Thumper and Nikki – I’ve been thinking of upping sticks and moving to New Zealand.”…have you suddenly lost your mind??? Haven’t you seen “Once We Were Warriors”??? “Un-Zud”…as the locals call it…is certainly a place of great natural beauty however the barbarous antics of the local inhabitants is, in my humble opinion, not likely to sit well with a civilized fellow like yourself….they also speak funny…they can’t say “fish” preferring to pronounce it “fush”…horrible…besides which…eventually they all move here…bloody Kiwis…
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@Wenchy
Don’t be dissin’ her majesty…
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@Red, Wenchy and Rowdy
Are you guys really gonna kill a wabbit… *wabbit looks up at wenches ears back, eyes wide*
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@ everyone.
Drw yer pistols pirates and wenches, we’re turning this wabbit into a collander.
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Thumper, all you need to do when you enter NZ is leave all your vowels at the airport. How hard can it be. As far as Alchemists civility up against any local barbarians….are you talking about *our* Alchemist? :p))
Re the stew….this Wench will have no part in killing a such a nice cute wabbit!! Never! However if said wabbit had already become stew….. *deliberately does not look at Red*…it would be such a waste if it weren’t eaten wouldn’t it?
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“leave all your vowels at the airport.
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All except “u” of course.
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“As far as Alchemists civility up against any local barbarians….are you talking about *our* Alchemist? :p))”
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Are you impugning my civility? I’m gutted! My guts are ted! I die! Aaaargh oof!…
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@ alchemist.
have you made any other metal into gold YET?
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I’m working on the Elixir of Life at the moment – it still needs more lemon but I’m getting there.
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(I’ve had to knock the base metal into gold thing on the head for a while. The local church complained about their roof going missing!)
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If a church is destroyed in a storm, is it an act of God?
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“If a church is destroyed in a storm, is it an act of God?
Or a subtle hint that “Onward Christian Soldiers” can really get on your tits!
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Thumper ™
Aug 12th, 2007 at 12:30 am
@Red, Wenchy and Rowdy
Are you guys really gonna kill a wabbit… *wabbit looks up at wenches ears back, eyes wide*
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Wench Nikkiee
Aug 12th, 2007 at 4:24 am
Re the stew….this Wench will have no part in killing a such a nice cute wabbit!! Never! However if said wabbit had already become stew….. *deliberately does not look at Red*…it would be such a waste if it weren’t eaten wouldn’t it?
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It would, however, I only eat ordinary rabbits. Wabbits normaly not, only the annoying obnoxious ones, that keep hitting nice wenches :)
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first of all. i have been gone for a while b/c catching up is so hard, but the longer i wait, the harder it gets
Thumper-i liked you until you started hitting nice wenches.
the others involved-lets not eat little wabbits, they were made by the FSM too. and must be pretty sacred, they are short so he must spend more time touching them.
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“he must spend more time touching them.” kinda came out wrong. if you didnt catch it, i meant for they are sacred for the same reason midgets are.
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If Thumper goes into the pot, I think that his feet should be distributed amongst the pastafarians through a fund raising raffle. One step closer to the priate vessel.
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The FSM may touch them more, but they still make for tastey fiddles.
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I think the moral of the story might be “be good or be dinner.”
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@ Thumper – I’ve already promised you that I don’t eat wabbits! But I’m with RDPW – I don’t know why you are fighting me when I’m trying to be nice to you! :)
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@ RDPW – It would, however, I only eat ordinary rabbits. Wabbits normaly not, only the annoying obnoxious ones, that keep hitting nice wenches :)” Thanks RDPW!!!!! I appreciate it very much!! :)))
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The only positive thing that I can say about this hate-mail is that Shari has a cooler name than most hate-mailers.
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@ SE – Hi! I’m not around much tonight but thought I’d stop in long enough to say “hi”. Hope you are doing well! :)
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Rowdiest Wench
Aug 12th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
@ RDPW – It would, however, I only eat ordinary rabbits. Wabbits normaly not, only the annoying obnoxious ones, that keep hitting nice wenches :)” Thanks RDPW!!!!! I appreciate it very much!! :)))
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He, us wenches have to stick together right? If there’s any hitting to be done its us that’ll do it, be it with frying-pans or cooking-pots :))))
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@ Wenches
if a wabbit can’t hit wenches, who can he hit?
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Commodore Angryy
Aug 13th, 2007 at 12:02 am
@ Wenches
if a wabbit can’t hit wenches, who can he hit?
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You, other wabbits, fundies, plenty of choice :)
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I’d like to contribute something here:
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http://rabbithuntingonline.com/recipes/
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ahem.
http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html
Ramen
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Me and BCA both like eating pussy.
I didn’t know we needed to prepare it first…
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and now you know, prince.
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It needs very delicate preparation, Cap’n – maybe this is where you have been going wrong ;P
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Is this a joke or is this for real?, if it is, then oh my god, what is this world coming too..
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Or the spaghetti is just the metaphor?
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The FSM is most certainly not a joke!
Be careful lest you be denied access to the beer volcanoes!
As for those funny Xian dudes, I can’t speak for them, but they obviously like a laugh *wink wink*
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The Spaghetti is our sustenence and comforts us with noodly appendages and they also stop us floating off into space.
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Messiah Aug 13th, 2007 at 7:23 am
Is this a joke or is this for real?
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Yes. It is :)
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Alchemist – Very clear answers you give. I think that you would make a great spokesperson for something.
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I would like to say that the CoFSM needs a famous spokes person. Someone who can get the news out on the Entertainment Shows. Scientology has Cruise and Travolta. We need someone who reflects the true heart of the FSM. I think that we should reach out to Don King. He looks like he has had his share of pasta and he has the hair for it.
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O-e W.
Cheers mate. I try :)
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“Someone who can get the news out on the Entertainment Shows.”
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That needs good hair! That excludes me I’m afraid, my hair has a life of its own!
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@ OEW – I for one think we should approach Dave Barry, he would be a great spokesperson! Great sense of humour, lots of readers, good speaker, doesn’t take much seriously. Can’t vouch for his hair or his eating habits, although I know he has an affinity to Cheese Doodles…they are kinda like appendages covered in cheese sauce?
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Bobby, if you read any of these posts, try Dave Barry!
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@ Iron Bess – Have you received your invitation to the super-secret, non-existent *wink wink* Disciples group? If so, ignore this! If not, then if you would like to join (and we’d love to have you!!), e-mail Alchemist at prussicacid@googlemail.com and he’ll get you fixed up! :))
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@One-eyed Wonderkin Aug 13th, 2007 at 8:13 am “Scientology has Cruise and Travolta.”
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Speaking of Scientology: some months ago they opened a new office in the centre of Brussels. It’s in one of the small houses that “use” as their rear wall… the Saint-Nicolas church… hahaha! Wonder why the bishop hasn’t undertaken action yet… maybe he wants to be good friends with them: he’s quite a slimy guy…
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Nice… the Scientologists are trying to take over Tampa, Florida. They have an office in one of the busiest parts of town and they stand outside on Friday nights as the partiers go by and try to hand out pamphlets. They also have a booth in the middle of my local mall. When you walk by, they jump out and try to offer a “free stress test”. I’m going to hit them with silly string one day.
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@ Wags – Video tape that!! I love it!! :))
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Everyone that replied was absolutly no life. I mean [period]
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That would include you then cao pi.
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“Everyone that replied was absolutly no life. I mean [period]
Oh … my … god! …you …have…wounded…us! We…die…in…the…face…of …your…superior…intellect!
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*Dying groan!*
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Iron Bess – Dave Barry would be good. I was thinking of someone like a Bill Mahr or may be Alissa Millano. Yeah, Alissa Millano would be very good.
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i just saw the Thong Dynasty page and it seems bca is older than he appears!
“Close inspections of the area around the encampment show it may have been cleared at some point, but apparently the undergrowth has grown back very quickly. The valley river is renowned for its bearded clams and many who have studied the area have found evidence of camel toes suggesting trade”
and where there’s clams, theres bca!
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@ Wench Octarine – I wonder if he recognized that?? I’ll have to ask him!!
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gotta go everyone, see you tomorrow! its 0228 hours or 2:28 pm now.
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i find it hard to believe that people believe that people take pastafarianism seriously.
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The admiration of bearded clams is much much older than our current aficionado.
It’s one of the oldest and most revered aesthetic movements we have and even predates our species.
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Well yeah.
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@ ۞ – You are funny!
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@ PP – You are funnier! No offense ۞… :))
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@Rowdiest Wench Aug 14th, 2007 at 11:16 am “@ ۞ – You are funny! @ PP – You are funnier! No offense ۞… :))”
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More concise, above all…
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@RW – thanks, I will definitely sign up for it.
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@Noodles – yes we take it very seriously, so serious in fact that we become outraged at anyone who doesn’t. Our outrage normally manifests itself by drinking copious amounts of grog and burping out the theme of Gilligan’s island. Believe me, you don’t want to be at the wrong end of that!
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Guess what everyone? I have just been offered and just accepted a new job!!! No more crazy calls for this pirate. It’s respectability for me from now on. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!!!
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Bess, That’s lovely. Nudge Nudge. Wink Wink.
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@ IB – We’ll be glad to have you! And congrats on the new job!
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@ JB – For me, it was the very conciseness that made it so funny! :))
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Rowdy ??? I thought I was the funniest? (mumblemumbleficklebitchmumble)
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Ya – sent it to you Bess – jump in when you feel like it.
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Alchemist, She’ll tell you anything to get what she wants. You’re not complaining are you?
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@ ۞ and Alchemist – Ahahahahaha!! Both of you are hilarious! Impossible to choose…hmmmm :))
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this can only be solved with fighting cookware!
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“Both of you are hilarious! Impossible to choose…hmmmm :))”
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HA! Too late!
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۞ – true :)
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You spelled douche wrong you douchebag. You can’t even use proper spelling in your sentences and your questioning the validity of his noodley holiness. You obviously have yet to be touched by his noodley appendage. DOUCHE!
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Oops, I used your instead of you’re. Guess I was touched by the long haired friend of FSM, Jesus.
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@ alchemist – are you gonna write any more stories like the bible writing? i think it’s about time. what do you think?
ramen
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i gotta go now. night all.
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Wench Octarine – I’m afraid there’s a very good chance of that. :P
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Alchemist – XD
when? where? what? was? huh? enough question marks!? gah!? I’m cursed!!?
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also, australia wants to be a republic after this queen simply ’cause they don’t like the next in line. not really that good a quote, but:
“nae king, nae quin, nae laird, nae master. we willnae be fooled again!”
– nac mac feegle, the wee free men, who were thrown out of fairyland for being drunk & disorderly.
ramen and crivens!
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@ shari, technology is amazing. “i hate you and im tired”
trucks & cars posting online? wow!
i wonder what a semi would say… probably ask for a beer.
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what happeed to my post????
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there it is.
phew
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hi all. just reading about bees with a new parasite. looks like us aussies won’t be importing any bees from the merkins or anyone else either.
ramen
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hmmmmm…. im up a certain stream without an oar. can any fundies help?
(topastafarians:youknowwhatimean)
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@wench octarine
Surely the prospect of Charles (who is an embarassing dickhead) as head of state highlights the fundamental flaw of heredity positions. That is, you don’t know what you’re going to get.
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Vote for a republic – it will make it easier for us.
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The only argument put up in the UK is a scare story that the only alternative is an American style president.
That only goes to show that no one can actually give good argument why we have a hereditary head of state.
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۞
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You probably wouldn’t guess this but I’m not a monarchist. Like a lot of the English I’m a “Who-gives-a-toss-ist!”
Charlie as King? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Exactly, My principles are Republican but with Liz on the throne I don’t think it is the biggest issue facing our democracy. We should concentrate on secularisation and not get distracted by the feudal oligarchy.
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However the ever nearing prospect of Charles as king I get progressively more animated. The man is a twit and a national embarassment. I’ll be ashamed if he’s king. His son is not better. A well meaning air-head just like his mum. We could be faced with 60+ years of toss-pot kings!
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Did you know Charles wanted to be ‘Defender of the Faiths’ rather than ‘Defender of the Faith’!
He doesn’t seem to think it matters which poppycock superstitious cobblers you believe so long as you believe some poppycock superstitius cobblers.
He had to be told that it was totally unconstitutional and also a very silly idea.
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Along with trying to intefere in Government policy and talking a lot of pseudo-scientific natuaralistic clap-trap the man is an arse and no mistake.
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The Defender of the Faiths thing is funny – on the plus side it did piss the Church of England off a bit.
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The man is a danger – his faith in all things mystical is fine when it comes to talking to plants but a bit problematic in a leader. Just ask the Americans :P.
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Did you see Dawkins’ “Enemies of Reason” on C4 this week? Charlie should watch that. Some clips are starting to appear on youtube if you missed it (I did – meant to record it – forgot)
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@alchemist- hey, did you see my post ’bout storys? the one about question marks.
*hums tune of just-finished dvd*
who do you think you are kidding mr hitler…..
ps. i’m interested in that group thingy, alch
can i use a hotmail account to join?
octarine1@hotmail.com
is the one.
to end, a quote – general tacticus’ statue.
the plaque said “i can see your house from here.” hmmm.
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@۞ Aug 17th, 2007 at 4:47 am “However the ever nearing prospect of Charles as king I get progressively more animated. The man is a twit and a national embarassment. I’ll be ashamed if he’s king. His son is not better. A well meaning air-head just like his mum. We could be faced with 60+ years of toss-pot kings!”
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Belgium doesn’t have a much better future, regarding monarchy. Seen our princes at work lately?
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Republicans (not GOP: I mean people who prefer a republic above a monarchy), here’s a little quizz (to which I don’t have the answers myself, poor quizzmaster, I know…):
Name 3 republics that really work (this excludes the US and France at the moment…).
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Name 3 monarchies that really work.
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Don’t get me wrong without power or influence Charlie is a charming eccentric nutcase and most importantly harmless.
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JB – you don’t need to exclude the US – we don’t work.
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It is my observation that the Queen wants to out live Charles so that he never gets to be king. It seems like she will live forever if she does not thing the successor is worthy.
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Hello folks. Anything interesting happening?
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Monarchy…hmmmm, seems to me that it is just a bit of an archaic bit of hogs swollop that has seen it’s day. Should we spend even one iota of a second thinking, worrying or otherwise acknowledging it? I should say not. As far as I can see, the biggest draw behind the monarchy in this day and age is the tourist attraction thing.
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The media seems to make a whole shitload of nothing about it and people eat it up with a knife and fork. As far as I am concerned, I could give a rat’s hairy ass about which little princling is doing which little wenchling. Or if Charles’ ears can get any bigger, or if he will actually turn into the tampon he dreamed about being one day.
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Fortunately genetics has taken care of any issues with intelligence, money has taken care of any ambitions and modern day governments has taken care of any power issues. So as far as I am concerned, let them frolic about on whomever’s yacht they happen to be vacationing on, let the idiot press roam around after them, and let the papers make a shitload of money selling pictures of toe-sucking, topless royalty.
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It isn’t important, it isn’t real and it isn’t even all that interesting. But it does bring money to the countries that do still sport them as the masses of sheep-like people who are inthralled by a media made news worthy phenomena buy the paraphanalia associated with them. Actually people who get sucked into it remind me a lot of the fundies behaviour, at least this seems to be relatively harmless.
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So ends another tirade…I really need coffee this early in the AM.
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jingles! not much, just a chat about monarchy and stuff.
quiz – gah! i dont even know any monarchys\republics! isnt there one in one of those very cold places?
my quiz – lead melts at — °c.
can match heads be used in tiny cannons?
name 3 styles of chain mail armour.
“and she’s buying a ——– to ——”
name the 3 ingredients to make black powder.
pepsi is ——-
caesium potassium and sodium all ? in water.
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Iron Bess,
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I all but agree with the don’t give a monkies attitude. Except for wasting cash on the fuckwitz and the way Charles uses his position in the media to promote is personal (and I mean personal in the ‘no one else agrees with him because he’s a nut’ sense) views.
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Don’t imagine that all the power is gone. He wastes a lot of ministerial time with his ideas and is used to back anti-government and non-secular ideas.
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He’ll get a birthday honours list and start giving kinghthoods to Geraniums!
Well OK maybe not, but he’ll give out a gong to some pretty nutty people if he gets his chance.
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Also as head of state AND head of the church of England the monarchy is a obstacle to secularism which is important. So we do rather need to nudge the daft arse out of the way…
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The tourist argument is a red herring. No one (well OK not many people) is proposing to kill the Windsors.
The tourists would come and look at their houses and buy t-shirts regardless of the constitutional position.
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Hello all :)
Quick post that has absolutely nothing to do with the present conversation :p))
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DNA Evidence Frees Man From Zoo
http://click.theonion.com/c.html?s=6jy,tuji,19ys,15n6,il3n,f1hu,brnd
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RAmen
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Geraniums have feelings too you know! (:))
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Lead melts at 327.46 °c.
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Yes match heads wrapped in silver foil and heated from below an be made to explode and fire very small projectiles.
There types of Chain Mail. I assume you don’t mean construction styles (e.g 6 to 1, 4 to 1 or 8 to 2 ‘kings mail’).
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There’s a Hauberk (or shirt)
A medievel hoodie
and the classic bikini.
[See links below]
Stairway & Heaven.
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Charcoal, Sulpher and Saltpetre (Pottasium Nitrate).
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not as good as Coke (?) / The Choice of a New Generation?
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Oxidise rapidly and violently in water producing significant quantities of light and heat.
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Do I get a prize?
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Chain Mail Style #1:
There’s a Hauberk (or shirt): http://www.knightsedge.com/chainmail/chain-mail-shirt-9060.jpg
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Chain Mail Style #2:
A medievel hoodie: http://www.a2armory.com/images/chain-mail/chainmail-shirt-quarter-sle.jpg
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Chain Mail Style #3:
Classic Bikini: http://www.midnightexpressionslingerie.com/catalog/images/8805.jpg
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۞ Aug 17th, 2007 at 7:06 am “Chain Mail Style #3: Classic Bikini”
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This one surely deserves a prize. The French who lost the “Battle of the Golden Spurs” in 1302 should have tried those: things would have been different!
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He’s quite a good science project on Caesium:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUhGD11KHTk
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With a quality clip from Brainiac.
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Except the clip from Brainiac is faked.
Read here:
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http://www.theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/AlkaliBangs/index.html
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long post!
for the chainmail, well, i did mean the construction, (1-3 1-4 1-5 etc.) so but you win anyway. points off for pepsi (it was either”pepsi is awesome/demonic(in a good way)/ or the only way to survive the hinder song.
as for match heads, foil is popular, but you know those tv aireals(sp?) with tubes(called “rabbit ears cause of this\ /
……………………………………………………..\/)? i made one into a cannon with pliers! i am perfecting the design and putting it on the net. i used an inch of the bottom pipe, and it has the – side of the bendy join thing like this -= (bit at the base) ill put it on a frame and have a spirit burner under it! lead projectiles, the first prototype could’nt break glass but thats the goal.
the hole is just over 1/2 a cm across.
i’ve been testing by lighting a match and running behind the bin. it’s very loud and once fired a match 4m. what you think? i think – cannons! very piratey! arr! maybe i could make ten or 6 and fire all at once! filming it, of course. after i finish it anyone who wants instructions can email me. free.
it pwns foil, needless to say
rame- boom! ramen!
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mr blank name, do you wanna be first in line for the destructions to make it? if not, what do you think should be the prize? if so, email me at – octarine1@hotmail.com
ill write a disclaimer \ wavier tomorrow.
ramen to all, and to all a hot noodle!
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how can a reaction be fake?
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@ WO
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Lead melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
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Can match heads be used in tiny cannons? Does the queen shit in the woods?
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Name 3 styles of chain mail armour. 1. Bobby Chain Mail (he is the second cousin of George Dubya, twice removed on his sister/cousin’s side.) 2. Beets Chain Mail (a vegetable mutation that didn’t go over and was removed from the grocery stores after complaints of teeth breakage.) 3. Tire Chain Mail (a wildly popular product, used everywhere in the mountains by semi truck drivers in snowy weather.)
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“and she’s buying a ——– to ——” A badger to devour her husband…
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name the 3 ingredients to make black powder. 1. Coal 2. Coal 3. Coal By Products.
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pepsi is ——-. Made much better when adding rum.
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caesium potassium and sodium all ? in water. ‘Fornicate’
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Do I win?
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ib – 2nd for comedy! hehe fornicate. none were correct. pepsi is the only way to survive hinder.
bonus question. – i am a —– demon.
led zeppelin roxxors
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a question only for alchemist –
♪the hedgehog cant be ——– at all♪
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ib – isnt it telstra workers that fornicate in water?
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@Jingles
“Hello folks. Anything interesting happening?”
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Someone left some Arabic on the academic endorsements pages. The only thing I could read were the url to an online Koran and some very brief Islam evangelical points on page 4. Maybe we’ll get a change from our mostly christian-only fundie menu.
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hahahaha – buggered!
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@ WO – What is a telstra worker?
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I’m not Alchemist but i will try to answer anyway. I’ll give it three tries.
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the hedgehog cant be ——– at all.’
1. blamed for his prickly personality, 2. treated as a dildo, 3. legally named as the youngest Windsor,
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yes alch! with a —– if you stand on a stool?
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also, i heard on the radio that a man actually did do a hedgehog. he was admitted to hospital cause he — ed a hedgehog on his doctors advice! it was to cure his premature…… yeah. his doctor though? weird.
imagine the ads : “make premature ejaculation a thing of the past, go screw a hedgehog!” lol
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google “telstra bathroom romp” it should be there
telstra is our phone company bloody howard sold it.
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fundie menu? ill have some potato christians, and an orange jews!
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Bess, the answer is “buggered”. The hedgehog can’t be buggered at all.
Q: A wizards staff has a _ on the end.
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the wizards staff is a foot and a half and it has a great knob on the end
Q how do the little angels rise up rise up
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I can’t decide if I need more sleep, less sleep or more drugs to follow all of this! What I do know is that it’s very entertaining! :))
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Here’s lyrics for the hedgehog song:
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http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/song-midis/Hedgehog_Song.htm
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There’s also a MIDI but you’ll have to provide your own vocals it’s just the tune.
Which must be rendered at full volume while pissed to get the ‘traditional’ phrasing and cadences.
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W. Octarine,
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As for prize can’t you tune up your match cannon and post it in action along with schematics on You Tube?
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Do you have a video camera?
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@wench octarine Aug 17th, 2007 at 7:58 am
I don’t know where you got the idea there was a secret disciples mailing group from.
Because I can definitely confirm that there is no such thing.
Which is a pity, because if there was I’m sure you’d be welcome to join.
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You and Beth should get on like a house on fire (literally) I believe she is a bit of a pyromaniac…
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video camera? where do i download that jk
no i dont have one
@rowdiest – its songs from the discworld novels, mostly suggestive. wizards staff & hedgehog song from nanny ogg
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pyromaniac? fire? i like fire! muahaha!
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LOL! I have no idea, what you all are talking about here (hi, Rowdiest!)… but I love those hedgehog lyrics ;)
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i just googled and noticed a sad lack of lyrics for “where has all the custard gone?”. anyone know anything ’bout that?
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@ Lilith – Hi!!!
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@ WO – I am continually amazed by the diversity of knowledge and experience of the pirates and wenches here! :)) I’m not familiar with the Terry Pratchett books, so I guess that’s why I’m lost…
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Terry Pratchett is awesome. My favourite book of his is Agnes Nutter Gud Witch, Good Omens. It is awesome. My favourite disc world ones are the ones with the witches and Mort.
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Quiz – Kala is _____ mother?
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You can be eaten by Richard Parker because he is a ________?
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The colour of mourning in the east is ________, in the west is ________,
in parts of Africa is ___________.
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The favourite letter in the alphabet for Pirates is _____?
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Terry Pratchett is awesome, I have all of his books, including the Science of Discworld ones. Oh and little angels go knees up….. (Night Watch)
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Isn’t Kala the barmaid in Cheers or am I way off beam here?
I just looked Richard Parker up and he appears to be a victim of Cannibalism not a cannibal himself.
Don’t know about mourning, black in the west obviously.
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ARRRRRR!
Q:What rating of films do pirates like watching the most?
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That one has me stumped. Is it popular music related?
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By using explosives to get the desired effect!
That program has really fallen in my estimation.
Who knows if they were faking Professor Myang Li and her basket of fruit?
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The article I posted above about why the explosions aren’t bigger and bigger is much more interesting.
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@ ۞ – 1. Kala is Tarzan’s adoptive mother. She is a great ape.
2. Richard Parker is in the life boat with Pi, In Life of Pi. He is a tiger.
3. White, black and red. (There are others but I believe those are the most popular) 4. Arrrrrr is right.
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Happy Holy Friday everyone. Do not overindulge in the grog. It gives a pirate a very nasty temper the next day.
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