you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!… no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards! dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean… fuck…
i hate you. and im tired
-Shari
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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ah. it was salt. phew. =)
joye of snacks? “suprising the book didn’t catch fire” hmmm. have you tried the honey syrup? hehehe…*takes dried frog pill*
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No, I am very curious about the bananana-surprise though ;)
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@rdpw – suprisin’ eh?
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i like rincewind’s potato cakes recipie.
“potatoes! lots of potatoes!” – rincewind, at high speed.
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*grin* yes. It sort of redifines the term Fast food doesn’t it?
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rdpw – sure does! i like in ecksecksecksecks
when he picked up a scorpion. accidentally.
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Want to be holier?
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Get forked!!
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Pastifariate your way to satisfaction and an assured place in Heaven!*
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*For the purposed of this flyer, Pastifariate means to consume pasta and generally follow FSM ways. Terms and conditions apply.
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Aaaaahhhh, the joys of Terry Pratchett and talking with a fellow fan :)))
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RAmen to that. Can’t wait till making money is published :P
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Just one month away Jingles :)))))
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WOOOOO!!!!!one11one
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*Runs around in circle waving hands in excitment*
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Jingles
Hi :))
According t traffic map, I was over in Margaret River (sp.? long day :) the other day….sorry I didn’t call up to Perth :p) If I don’t move to NZ I’ll be going to live Marg River…..or Sydney….
:)
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I wanna say (coz I haven’t been round much lately)…..RDPW rocks…can’t wait till you visit OZ :)
No idea what I could teach you though Red ;)))
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*blush* thanks Nikkiee. I’m looking forward to the trip as well. Only about ten months now :P We are definitley going to stop at your town Nikkiee :))))
Any tips on the airline? Which would be nicest??
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@RDPW
You’re visiting Oz? Ecellent choice. I had a holiday there in 2004, one of the best I’ve had. The place is fabulous, as Nikkiee will no doubt show you.
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Ahahahah
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I was in margies (you got the right spelling) month before last… touring breweries, choccie factories, and getting as drunk as uni students do. However, according to said widget, I’m in the very specific locale of… Australia 0_o
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So anyway, any good debates? I noticed krony was still around but anyone else? (Incidentally, HP and PL seem to have vanished off their little website… so hard to chase a good christian down :| )
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Other than that,
@RDPW, any plans to visit Perth? We may be isolated, but we at least have an interesting cit… wait, no… we have a flowing cit… no… we have a beautif… screw it, I got nothing. If you come to Perth, its because you’re going for the economic extravaganza of the mining boom up north, or the gastronomic delights of the Margaret River wine region down south. Still, we have alright weather…
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Wow! Shari sure sounds like a fine Christian. I can tell she has an excellent sense of humor too.
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DutchPastaGuy
Aug 21st, 2007 at 5:44 am
@RDPW
You’re visiting Oz? Ecellent choice. I had a holiday there in 2004, one of the best I’ve had. The place is fabulous, as Nikkiee will no doubt show you.
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Yes, next year June. First a convention, my husband is a member of IRSE (international railway signalling engineers)and next year the convention will be in Bangkok. Well, as we are halfway by then it seemed a shame not to visit :) I am SO looking forward to it.
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Jingles; sorry no plans for Perth. Probably start in sydney, go by train to brisbane (meet some fellow engineers on the way) then take a car to cairns. By then we will have been away nearly four weeks which we think is lang enough :)
But you never know, if we really like it we just might come back :)
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Well, fingers crossed then. Best of luck, and I hope you enjoy the trip. :P
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“Yes, next year June. First a convention, my husband is a member of IRSE (international railway signaling engineers)”
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Hey RDPW my whole area was originally based on a railway siding :) Not sure if there is any real signaling history here….but I think both our appreciation or history/background may have common ground. :)
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I don’t particularly think OZ is better or worse than anywhere (we do have Bush’s most loyal lapdog for prime minister …… remember?), but if you wanna see unique nature ( possibly culture too :p….umm..that’s a definite ..well you just have to come ehere really…..!) I’m not just talking about the *animals*….i.e. the ones in the *bush*….well you’ll see…/ :p))
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@Nikkiee
“we do have Bush’s most loyal lapdog for prime minister …… remember?”
But only since recently, that dubious honor’ used to be ours here in the UK. Now before you protest: sorry but you’re wrong, Blair was worse.
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Jingles
Pencil in a trip to NQ next year….you know you want to……
Ok…ok…meet you on the Gold Coast??
I hear they do a nice version of rabbit there? (:))
RAmen :p
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Yes but his term ends exactly at noon on January 20th, 2009. I’m sure once that happens there will be joyful dancing in the streets, all over the world!
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DutchPastaGuy Aug 21st, 2007 at 6:55 am
“Now before you protest: sorry but you’re wrong, Blair was worse.”
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*crying* was….yeah was….
Sob! *looking for rusty razor blades & beer…putting Leonard Cohen on to complete….*
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Certainly, I was looking for an excuse for a cross country roadtrip. It’s been a while since I last went rabbit hunting :P
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Anyway, nighty night folks. I’ll drop by sometime in the near future.
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Iron Bess Aug 21st, 2007 at 7:03 am
Racking up David Bowie & Mick Jagger “Dancing in the Streets” (correct title?) to play continuously from (2mnths before noon on January 20th, 2009. Oh positive thinking……it will …it will….it will happen…
I’m sure that if Georgey Boy goes, our prima donna wanker will follow…
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Hey Jingles :)
I’ll be keeping you to that…as I’m sure RDPW will…Thumper too ;)
I’ve got your addy….threat..threat :p)
Take care sunshine..have a good semester!
Keep us proud! (:))
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I’m late… buuuut…
Kala is my mother.
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You can be eaten by Richard Parker because he is a grue.
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The colour of mourning in the east is colorful, in the west is somewhat colorful,
in parts of Africa is dull because there are too many trees in parts of Africa..
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The favourite letter in the alphabet for Pirates is “R”?
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That was an easy quiz. D:
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Jingles Aug 21st, 2007 at 5:57 am
“we at least have an interesting cit… wait, no… we have a flowing cit… no… we have a beautif… screw it, I got nothing.”
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Oooo…missed this one before! Been to Perth…it’s an absolutely gorgeous city (nice weather…nice place) and the the natives are pretty cool too!
Serious opinion!
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Hmmm…problem with Perth….it’s 100-100,000 miles from anywhere! (i.e. the rest of the countries population) But it is a really really nice place….seriously.
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Garrr ☠ me maties, I have a product idea perfect for a Christ-crazed nation of overweight people: low-calorie communion wafers! I call them “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Jesus” and expect to earn large sacks of galleons, swag, and pieces o’ eight when I begin distribution to heaven-bound chubbies and faithful fatties.
Also, regarding the creationist appointed head of the Texas State Board of Education: has it not occurred to any other pirate that we could dramatically improve educational standards in two countries at once by giving Texas back to Mexico? Think about it. Garrr ☠
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Wow, cool name symbol!! Welcome to the church of the FSM.
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Wench Nikkiee
Aug 21st, 2007 at 7:26 am
Hey Jingles :)
I’ll be keeping you to that…as I’m sure RDPW will…Thumper too ;)
I’ve got your addy….threat..threat :p)
Take care sunshine..have a good semester!
Keep us proud! (:))
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Yeah, that would be great :))))
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Nikkiee, nature was a big bonus (and a minus : those spiders brrrrrrr) I’ve bought a guide-book to help out with what to see and do. We (or rather my husband) allready have an invite to a workshop for trains in Brisbane. I think I’ll go shopping when he goed there :))) They can get very excited about some switchboards and train-parts :P
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DPG, just went to that BBC blog, on one of the threads you were in the usual discussion with PB. Unless I’m reading it wrong, but to me it sounds as if he more or less concedes to evolution of birds geatgers! He says to have found an article that feathers did not evolve from scales (and then blabs on about the intermediates). The interesting part is that he and the article do mention evolving, differently, but still evolving! Might be interesting to see his response to that :)))
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@RDPW
Which thread was that, ‘Belfasts biblical flood’? I had some very good help there from Dylan Dog and John Wright. Together we took him apart rather well I think. Poor blog moderator who has to read through it all.
But pb is unlikely to ever see sense. He has of course contradicted himself and put up things that actually support evolution as you say, but logic and knowledge were never part of his waste of posts in the first place. Why start being bothered by them later than?
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I think so, not sure, I got there through a series of other links, but the last mails were very recent. Yes, you took him apart rather well, though as you say, he will never see reason. A lost soul, so to speak.
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Hey Dutch pasta, I have bene praying for you.
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Hey Dutch Pastor I have been praying for you!
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Daddy, your dinner is getting cold, we’re all waiting for you to say the prayer, and you’re here praying for lost souls? Shame on you! RAme… err amen!
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hey this is a great letter
fuck
fuck fuck
(i mean look at the brilliant wording of the sentences)
fuck it im tired
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@Jeff, Jon Mills
“Hey Dutch pasta, I have bene praying for you.”
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“Hey Dutch Pastor I have been praying for you!”
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“Daddy, your dinner is getting cold, we’re all waiting for you to say the prayer, and you’re here praying for lost souls? Shame on you! RAme… err amen!”
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That’s mighty nice Jeff, but somehow I can’t help this nagging suspicion that you’re more likely Jean-Bart or Alchemist pulling a joke on me. Anyway, welcome to the church of the FSM again. Very brave that you risked reading all that strong and dirty language again that the christian hate mailers so often leave here (as you yourself had observed earlier).
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Btw people Jeff Mills has closed the ‘How to talk to atheist friends’ thread on itpog. It’s the end of an era *sniffs*.
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Lol!!!
Look everyone how generations of inbreeding can do to your writting. Dude, you’re a living proof.
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This web site is important. It is serious! If you are not interested in politics because you are to “tired”, don’t whine at those who are.
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It pains me to see such blasphemous heathens mocking His Great Noodliness. Especially when they don’t know basic grammar. Children, there are people that deserved to be converted into believing Him and those who don’t. Shari is one of the latter.
Good day, children, and may you all enjoy a noodle-filled day.
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RAmen Father Wuggles. And welcome to the church o the FSM. Hang around, post some more if you like.
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hi! led zeppelin – i got 2 new cds! one has the immigrant song! like ‘em lots!
ramen!
thank god for atheists – funny.
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Wow. That was an extremely mature response. (I’d like to point out that I’m a Christian and I think this site is awesome.)
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Aloha, Heather..thanks for the nice comments..but, be advised that “extremely mature responses” revert to gibbering inanities rather quickly on these threads (for the good of us who have a tenuous grip on “reality”)..still, the 10W bulb of sanity does light up on occasion..(except in “Pirates”..there it’s maybe 2.5W)..
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@ heather and dan – ???22?2????two?2?
what?
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