you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!… no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards! dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean… fuck…
i hate you. and im tired
-Shari
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@ Lilith – Hi!!!
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@ WO – I am continually amazed by the diversity of knowledge and experience of the pirates and wenches here! :)) I’m not familiar with the Terry Pratchett books, so I guess that’s why I’m lost…
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Terry Pratchett is awesome. My favourite book of his is Agnes Nutter Gud Witch, Good Omens. It is awesome. My favourite disc world ones are the ones with the witches and Mort.
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Quiz – Kala is _____ mother?
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You can be eaten by Richard Parker because he is a ________?
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The colour of mourning in the east is ________, in the west is ________,
in parts of Africa is ___________.
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The favourite letter in the alphabet for Pirates is _____?
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Terry Pratchett is awesome, I have all of his books, including the Science of Discworld ones. Oh and little angels go knees up….. (Night Watch)
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Isn’t Kala the barmaid in Cheers or am I way off beam here?
I just looked Richard Parker up and he appears to be a victim of Cannibalism not a cannibal himself.
Don’t know about mourning, black in the west obviously.
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ARRRRRR!
Q:What rating of films do pirates like watching the most?
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That one has me stumped. Is it popular music related?
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By using explosives to get the desired effect!
That program has really fallen in my estimation.
Who knows if they were faking Professor Myang Li and her basket of fruit?
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The article I posted above about why the explosions aren’t bigger and bigger is much more interesting.
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@ ۞ – 1. Kala is Tarzan’s adoptive mother. She is a great ape.
2. Richard Parker is in the life boat with Pi, In Life of Pi. He is a tiger.
3. White, black and red. (There are others but I believe those are the most popular) 4. Arrrrrr is right.
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Happy Holy Friday everyone. Do not overindulge in the grog. It gives a pirate a very nasty temper the next day.
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That’s why it is important to drink so much you don’t wake up till Sunday!
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I love FSM, pure genius.
Apparently there’s still a lot of religious retards in America, judging from the (hilarious) hate mail.
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@Katrien
“Apparently there’s still a lot of religious retards in America”
I think you’ll find there’s a lot of “religious retards” everywhere.
Great site. Love the FSM!
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@Katrien, Morgon Le Fey
Welcome to the church of the FSM. Hang around, this is a nice cyberspot to hang around, for non-believers. And believers with a sense of humour too btw.
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Katrien, er is hier een kleine Nederlandstalige gemeenschap. Red DutchPasta Wench en ikzelf behoren daar oa toe. En Jean-Bart is uit Vlaanderen.
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My ears where whistling… DPG is polishing his ancient knowledge of Dutch :)
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… and gives away my hiding spot!
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@Dutch Pasta Guy
Thank you for the welcome. Didn’t catch the last bit though. I had a look at the threads and it seems the conversations get quite “interesting”. Very funny though.
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WO: I haven’t read much Pratchett myself, but Good Omens was the best book ever!! I’ve read another one, which I don’t know the English title… something with a god in a fridge :))
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@Weird Symbol Dude: I’d rate any good movie Arrr! ;)
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i say all you fuck holes are lame if you dont dig the pirate religion…i mean come on…a fuckin beer volcano and a stripper factory…thats rad
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@Morgan
“Thank you for the welcome. Didn’t catch the last bit though.”
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Just a bit of Dutch to welcome your fellow new arrival Katrien, who’se name suggests she’s from the Dutch speaking part of Belgium :)
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lilith – you should read em all.
he’s hilarious
alchemist – when are you gunna start that story?
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I think there might be a God in a fridge in the long dark tea-time of the soul….
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Douglas Adams, the best of the best, I still mourn his passing. The world cannot afford to lose atheists like that.
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He died exercising in a gym – a lesson to us all there.
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“He died exercising in a gym – a lesson to us all there.”
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Hehehehe – too right! I’d offer you pretty good odds on me not dying in a gym :)
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WO – gunna :) I’ll get around to it (story of my life really – “yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ll do it tomorrow!)
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@ – you mean avoid exercize? if so, you’re right
@red – agreed – he was excellent
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alchy – you ‘n me both, lol.
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Random link of the hour :P
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http://dresdencodak.com/cartoons/dc_019.htm
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i got a link too!
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com
really funny
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WO
“alchy – you ‘n me both, lol.”
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Can you imagine the good we could do if we could just be arsed? It’s shameful really! Still, bugger it! My fridge works and the beer’s cold.
Wonder why we lost the Empire?
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i make chainmail!
with gas!
and an iron bar!
& wire!
i like sharp! sharp swords!
And fire!
and metal!
lead!
insanity! wheeeeee! mr teapot!
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Wibble!
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@wench octarine Aug 19th, 2007 at 7:33 am “i make chainmail! with gas! and an iron bar! & wire! i like sharp! sharp swords! And fire! and metal! lead! insanity! wheeeeee! mr teapot!”
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Alchemist’s Empire isn’t that far away…
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More dried frog pills please! She’s gone Bursar!
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“Alchemist’s Empire isn’t that far away…”
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Thanks JB – I’ll take that as a complement (although I have a sneaking suspicion :D )
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… and he definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon!
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ooops – spelling nazis stand down! Meant compliment!
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“and he definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon!”
Hahahahahaha! Black Adder?
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alchemist – how you gonna get to nz?
fly, boat or walk?
why’s no one answered my question?
what kind of demon am i?
i got in-sewer-ants and reflected-sound-of-underground-spirits!
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oh, thankyou mr fruitcake for these teaspoons! oh, they were dried frog pills. thanks, alchemist. I’m still drunk. anyone got klatchian coffee?
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seig spelling!
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“i got in-sewer-ants and reflected-sound-of-underground-spirits!”
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Missed that one – you’re an economist!
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Just be careful with that coffee Wench Octarine. Dangerous stuff!
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Do you know what is stupid? Saying we’re retards while you cant even spell the simplest words. :)
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Hee Hee. That is pretty stupid.
Good one Polly.
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@Alchemist Aug 19th, 2007 at 8:04 am “and he definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon!”
Hahahahahaha! Black Adder?
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Black Adder goes forth!
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“Black Adder goes forth!”
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That was a real tear-jerker. The last episode, when they went over the top!
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@rdpw – ugh. drank too much. i’m homicidally sober. q-quick, alcohol. thanks.
wum wum wum wum wumwum plib
ridcully – BURSAAAAAAAR!!
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Quick, dried frogpills, quickly!
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You can find the recipe to the pills in Nanny Oggs cookbook.
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rdpw – i got that book! i like lord downey’s mint humbugs.
foul ole ron – millenium hand and shrimp!
crivens!
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I would LOVE to get a copy of the Joye of snacks ;)
The mint humbugs are good, very tasty, provided you do leave out that one odd ingredient!
I’ve allready pre-ordered the new book: Making money, and Lu-Tze’s yearbook too :) Should arrive end of september :))))))
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rdpw – oops. i used that ingredient! uh oh!
well. hmm- urk!
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