you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!… no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards! dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean… fuck…
i hate you. and im tired
-Shari
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@ shari, technology is amazing. “i hate you and im tired”
trucks & cars posting online? wow!
i wonder what a semi would say… probably ask for a beer.
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what happeed to my post????
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there it is.
phew
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hi all. just reading about bees with a new parasite. looks like us aussies won’t be importing any bees from the merkins or anyone else either.
ramen
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hmmmmm…. im up a certain stream without an oar. can any fundies help?
(topastafarians:youknowwhatimean)
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@wench octarine
Surely the prospect of Charles (who is an embarassing dickhead) as head of state highlights the fundamental flaw of heredity positions. That is, you don’t know what you’re going to get.
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Vote for a republic – it will make it easier for us.
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The only argument put up in the UK is a scare story that the only alternative is an American style president.
That only goes to show that no one can actually give good argument why we have a hereditary head of state.
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۞
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You probably wouldn’t guess this but I’m not a monarchist. Like a lot of the English I’m a “Who-gives-a-toss-ist!”
Charlie as King? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Exactly, My principles are Republican but with Liz on the throne I don’t think it is the biggest issue facing our democracy. We should concentrate on secularisation and not get distracted by the feudal oligarchy.
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However the ever nearing prospect of Charles as king I get progressively more animated. The man is a twit and a national embarassment. I’ll be ashamed if he’s king. His son is not better. A well meaning air-head just like his mum. We could be faced with 60+ years of toss-pot kings!
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Did you know Charles wanted to be ‘Defender of the Faiths’ rather than ‘Defender of the Faith’!
He doesn’t seem to think it matters which poppycock superstitious cobblers you believe so long as you believe some poppycock superstitius cobblers.
He had to be told that it was totally unconstitutional and also a very silly idea.
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Along with trying to intefere in Government policy and talking a lot of pseudo-scientific natuaralistic clap-trap the man is an arse and no mistake.
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The Defender of the Faiths thing is funny – on the plus side it did piss the Church of England off a bit.
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The man is a danger – his faith in all things mystical is fine when it comes to talking to plants but a bit problematic in a leader. Just ask the Americans :P.
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Did you see Dawkins’ “Enemies of Reason” on C4 this week? Charlie should watch that. Some clips are starting to appear on youtube if you missed it (I did – meant to record it – forgot)
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@alchemist- hey, did you see my post ’bout storys? the one about question marks.
*hums tune of just-finished dvd*
who do you think you are kidding mr hitler…..
ps. i’m interested in that group thingy, alch
can i use a hotmail account to join?
octarine1@hotmail.com
is the one.
to end, a quote – general tacticus’ statue.
the plaque said “i can see your house from here.” hmmm.
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@۞ Aug 17th, 2007 at 4:47 am “However the ever nearing prospect of Charles as king I get progressively more animated. The man is a twit and a national embarassment. I’ll be ashamed if he’s king. His son is not better. A well meaning air-head just like his mum. We could be faced with 60+ years of toss-pot kings!”
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Belgium doesn’t have a much better future, regarding monarchy. Seen our princes at work lately?
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Republicans (not GOP: I mean people who prefer a republic above a monarchy), here’s a little quizz (to which I don’t have the answers myself, poor quizzmaster, I know…):
Name 3 republics that really work (this excludes the US and France at the moment…).
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Name 3 monarchies that really work.
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Don’t get me wrong without power or influence Charlie is a charming eccentric nutcase and most importantly harmless.
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JB – you don’t need to exclude the US – we don’t work.
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It is my observation that the Queen wants to out live Charles so that he never gets to be king. It seems like she will live forever if she does not thing the successor is worthy.
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Hello folks. Anything interesting happening?
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Monarchy…hmmmm, seems to me that it is just a bit of an archaic bit of hogs swollop that has seen it’s day. Should we spend even one iota of a second thinking, worrying or otherwise acknowledging it? I should say not. As far as I can see, the biggest draw behind the monarchy in this day and age is the tourist attraction thing.
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The media seems to make a whole shitload of nothing about it and people eat it up with a knife and fork. As far as I am concerned, I could give a rat’s hairy ass about which little princling is doing which little wenchling. Or if Charles’ ears can get any bigger, or if he will actually turn into the tampon he dreamed about being one day.
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Fortunately genetics has taken care of any issues with intelligence, money has taken care of any ambitions and modern day governments has taken care of any power issues. So as far as I am concerned, let them frolic about on whomever’s yacht they happen to be vacationing on, let the idiot press roam around after them, and let the papers make a shitload of money selling pictures of toe-sucking, topless royalty.
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It isn’t important, it isn’t real and it isn’t even all that interesting. But it does bring money to the countries that do still sport them as the masses of sheep-like people who are inthralled by a media made news worthy phenomena buy the paraphanalia associated with them. Actually people who get sucked into it remind me a lot of the fundies behaviour, at least this seems to be relatively harmless.
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So ends another tirade…I really need coffee this early in the AM.
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jingles! not much, just a chat about monarchy and stuff.
quiz – gah! i dont even know any monarchys\republics! isnt there one in one of those very cold places?
my quiz – lead melts at — °c.
can match heads be used in tiny cannons?
name 3 styles of chain mail armour.
“and she’s buying a ——– to ——”
name the 3 ingredients to make black powder.
pepsi is ——-
caesium potassium and sodium all ? in water.
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Iron Bess,
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I all but agree with the don’t give a monkies attitude. Except for wasting cash on the fuckwitz and the way Charles uses his position in the media to promote is personal (and I mean personal in the ‘no one else agrees with him because he’s a nut’ sense) views.
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Don’t imagine that all the power is gone. He wastes a lot of ministerial time with his ideas and is used to back anti-government and non-secular ideas.
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He’ll get a birthday honours list and start giving kinghthoods to Geraniums!
Well OK maybe not, but he’ll give out a gong to some pretty nutty people if he gets his chance.
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Also as head of state AND head of the church of England the monarchy is a obstacle to secularism which is important. So we do rather need to nudge the daft arse out of the way…
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The tourist argument is a red herring. No one (well OK not many people) is proposing to kill the Windsors.
The tourists would come and look at their houses and buy t-shirts regardless of the constitutional position.
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Hello all :)
Quick post that has absolutely nothing to do with the present conversation :p))
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DNA Evidence Frees Man From Zoo
http://click.theonion.com/c.html?s=6jy,tuji,19ys,15n6,il3n,f1hu,brnd
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RAmen
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Geraniums have feelings too you know! (:))
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Lead melts at 327.46 °c.
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Yes match heads wrapped in silver foil and heated from below an be made to explode and fire very small projectiles.
There types of Chain Mail. I assume you don’t mean construction styles (e.g 6 to 1, 4 to 1 or 8 to 2 ‘kings mail’).
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There’s a Hauberk (or shirt)
A medievel hoodie
and the classic bikini.
[See links below]
Stairway & Heaven.
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Charcoal, Sulpher and Saltpetre (Pottasium Nitrate).
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not as good as Coke (?) / The Choice of a New Generation?
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Oxidise rapidly and violently in water producing significant quantities of light and heat.
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Do I get a prize?
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Chain Mail Style #1:
There’s a Hauberk (or shirt): http://www.knightsedge.com/chainmail/chain-mail-shirt-9060.jpg
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Chain Mail Style #2:
A medievel hoodie: http://www.a2armory.com/images/chain-mail/chainmail-shirt-quarter-sle.jpg
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Chain Mail Style #3:
Classic Bikini: http://www.midnightexpressionslingerie.com/catalog/images/8805.jpg
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۞ Aug 17th, 2007 at 7:06 am “Chain Mail Style #3: Classic Bikini”
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This one surely deserves a prize. The French who lost the “Battle of the Golden Spurs” in 1302 should have tried those: things would have been different!
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He’s quite a good science project on Caesium:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUhGD11KHTk
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With a quality clip from Brainiac.
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Except the clip from Brainiac is faked.
Read here:
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http://www.theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/AlkaliBangs/index.html
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long post!
for the chainmail, well, i did mean the construction, (1-3 1-4 1-5 etc.) so but you win anyway. points off for pepsi (it was either”pepsi is awesome/demonic(in a good way)/ or the only way to survive the hinder song.
as for match heads, foil is popular, but you know those tv aireals(sp?) with tubes(called “rabbit ears cause of this\ /
……………………………………………………..\/)? i made one into a cannon with pliers! i am perfecting the design and putting it on the net. i used an inch of the bottom pipe, and it has the – side of the bendy join thing like this -= (bit at the base) ill put it on a frame and have a spirit burner under it! lead projectiles, the first prototype could’nt break glass but thats the goal.
the hole is just over 1/2 a cm across.
i’ve been testing by lighting a match and running behind the bin. it’s very loud and once fired a match 4m. what you think? i think – cannons! very piratey! arr! maybe i could make ten or 6 and fire all at once! filming it, of course. after i finish it anyone who wants instructions can email me. free.
it pwns foil, needless to say
rame- boom! ramen!
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mr blank name, do you wanna be first in line for the destructions to make it? if not, what do you think should be the prize? if so, email me at – octarine1@hotmail.com
ill write a disclaimer \ wavier tomorrow.
ramen to all, and to all a hot noodle!
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how can a reaction be fake?
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@ WO
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Lead melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
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Can match heads be used in tiny cannons? Does the queen shit in the woods?
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Name 3 styles of chain mail armour. 1. Bobby Chain Mail (he is the second cousin of George Dubya, twice removed on his sister/cousin’s side.) 2. Beets Chain Mail (a vegetable mutation that didn’t go over and was removed from the grocery stores after complaints of teeth breakage.) 3. Tire Chain Mail (a wildly popular product, used everywhere in the mountains by semi truck drivers in snowy weather.)
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“and she’s buying a ——– to ——” A badger to devour her husband…
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name the 3 ingredients to make black powder. 1. Coal 2. Coal 3. Coal By Products.
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pepsi is ——-. Made much better when adding rum.
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caesium potassium and sodium all ? in water. ‘Fornicate’
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Do I win?
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ib – 2nd for comedy! hehe fornicate. none were correct. pepsi is the only way to survive hinder.
bonus question. – i am a —– demon.
led zeppelin roxxors
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a question only for alchemist –
♪the hedgehog cant be ——– at all♪
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ib – isnt it telstra workers that fornicate in water?
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@Jingles
“Hello folks. Anything interesting happening?”
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Someone left some Arabic on the academic endorsements pages. The only thing I could read were the url to an online Koran and some very brief Islam evangelical points on page 4. Maybe we’ll get a change from our mostly christian-only fundie menu.
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hahahaha – buggered!
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@ WO – What is a telstra worker?
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I’m not Alchemist but i will try to answer anyway. I’ll give it three tries.
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the hedgehog cant be ——– at all.’
1. blamed for his prickly personality, 2. treated as a dildo, 3. legally named as the youngest Windsor,
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yes alch! with a —– if you stand on a stool?
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also, i heard on the radio that a man actually did do a hedgehog. he was admitted to hospital cause he — ed a hedgehog on his doctors advice! it was to cure his premature…… yeah. his doctor though? weird.
imagine the ads : “make premature ejaculation a thing of the past, go screw a hedgehog!” lol
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google “telstra bathroom romp” it should be there
telstra is our phone company bloody howard sold it.
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fundie menu? ill have some potato christians, and an orange jews!
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Bess, the answer is “buggered”. The hedgehog can’t be buggered at all.
Q: A wizards staff has a _ on the end.
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the wizards staff is a foot and a half and it has a great knob on the end
Q how do the little angels rise up rise up
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I can’t decide if I need more sleep, less sleep or more drugs to follow all of this! What I do know is that it’s very entertaining! :))
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Here’s lyrics for the hedgehog song:
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http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/song-midis/Hedgehog_Song.htm
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There’s also a MIDI but you’ll have to provide your own vocals it’s just the tune.
Which must be rendered at full volume while pissed to get the ‘traditional’ phrasing and cadences.
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W. Octarine,
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As for prize can’t you tune up your match cannon and post it in action along with schematics on You Tube?
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Do you have a video camera?
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@wench octarine Aug 17th, 2007 at 7:58 am
I don’t know where you got the idea there was a secret disciples mailing group from.
Because I can definitely confirm that there is no such thing.
Which is a pity, because if there was I’m sure you’d be welcome to join.
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You and Beth should get on like a house on fire (literally) I believe she is a bit of a pyromaniac…
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video camera? where do i download that jk
no i dont have one
@rowdiest – its songs from the discworld novels, mostly suggestive. wizards staff & hedgehog song from nanny ogg
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pyromaniac? fire? i like fire! muahaha!
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LOL! I have no idea, what you all are talking about here (hi, Rowdiest!)… but I love those hedgehog lyrics ;)
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i just googled and noticed a sad lack of lyrics for “where has all the custard gone?”. anyone know anything ’bout that?
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