you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!… no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards! dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean… fuck…
i hate you. and im tired
-Shari
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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If Thumper goes into the pot, I think that his feet should be distributed amongst the pastafarians through a fund raising raffle. One step closer to the priate vessel.
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The FSM may touch them more, but they still make for tastey fiddles.
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I think the moral of the story might be “be good or be dinner.”
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@ Thumper – I’ve already promised you that I don’t eat wabbits! But I’m with RDPW – I don’t know why you are fighting me when I’m trying to be nice to you! :)
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@ RDPW – It would, however, I only eat ordinary rabbits. Wabbits normaly not, only the annoying obnoxious ones, that keep hitting nice wenches :)” Thanks RDPW!!!!! I appreciate it very much!! :)))
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The only positive thing that I can say about this hate-mail is that Shari has a cooler name than most hate-mailers.
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@ SE – Hi! I’m not around much tonight but thought I’d stop in long enough to say “hi”. Hope you are doing well! :)
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Rowdiest Wench
Aug 12th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
@ RDPW – It would, however, I only eat ordinary rabbits. Wabbits normaly not, only the annoying obnoxious ones, that keep hitting nice wenches :)” Thanks RDPW!!!!! I appreciate it very much!! :)))
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He, us wenches have to stick together right? If there’s any hitting to be done its us that’ll do it, be it with frying-pans or cooking-pots :))))
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@ Wenches
if a wabbit can’t hit wenches, who can he hit?
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Commodore Angryy
Aug 13th, 2007 at 12:02 am
@ Wenches
if a wabbit can’t hit wenches, who can he hit?
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You, other wabbits, fundies, plenty of choice :)
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I’d like to contribute something here:
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http://rabbithuntingonline.com/recipes/
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ahem.
http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html
Ramen
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Me and BCA both like eating pussy.
I didn’t know we needed to prepare it first…
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and now you know, prince.
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It needs very delicate preparation, Cap’n – maybe this is where you have been going wrong ;P
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Is this a joke or is this for real?, if it is, then oh my god, what is this world coming too..
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Or the spaghetti is just the metaphor?
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The FSM is most certainly not a joke!
Be careful lest you be denied access to the beer volcanoes!
As for those funny Xian dudes, I can’t speak for them, but they obviously like a laugh *wink wink*
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The Spaghetti is our sustenence and comforts us with noodly appendages and they also stop us floating off into space.
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Messiah Aug 13th, 2007 at 7:23 am
Is this a joke or is this for real?
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Yes. It is :)
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Alchemist – Very clear answers you give. I think that you would make a great spokesperson for something.
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I would like to say that the CoFSM needs a famous spokes person. Someone who can get the news out on the Entertainment Shows. Scientology has Cruise and Travolta. We need someone who reflects the true heart of the FSM. I think that we should reach out to Don King. He looks like he has had his share of pasta and he has the hair for it.
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O-e W.
Cheers mate. I try :)
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“Someone who can get the news out on the Entertainment Shows.”
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That needs good hair! That excludes me I’m afraid, my hair has a life of its own!
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@ OEW – I for one think we should approach Dave Barry, he would be a great spokesperson! Great sense of humour, lots of readers, good speaker, doesn’t take much seriously. Can’t vouch for his hair or his eating habits, although I know he has an affinity to Cheese Doodles…they are kinda like appendages covered in cheese sauce?
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Bobby, if you read any of these posts, try Dave Barry!
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@ Iron Bess – Have you received your invitation to the super-secret, non-existent *wink wink* Disciples group? If so, ignore this! If not, then if you would like to join (and we’d love to have you!!), e-mail Alchemist at prussicacid@googlemail.com and he’ll get you fixed up! :))
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@One-eyed Wonderkin Aug 13th, 2007 at 8:13 am “Scientology has Cruise and Travolta.”
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Speaking of Scientology: some months ago they opened a new office in the centre of Brussels. It’s in one of the small houses that “use” as their rear wall… the Saint-Nicolas church… hahaha! Wonder why the bishop hasn’t undertaken action yet… maybe he wants to be good friends with them: he’s quite a slimy guy…
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Nice… the Scientologists are trying to take over Tampa, Florida. They have an office in one of the busiest parts of town and they stand outside on Friday nights as the partiers go by and try to hand out pamphlets. They also have a booth in the middle of my local mall. When you walk by, they jump out and try to offer a “free stress test”. I’m going to hit them with silly string one day.
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@ Wags – Video tape that!! I love it!! :))
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Everyone that replied was absolutly no life. I mean [period]
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That would include you then cao pi.
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“Everyone that replied was absolutly no life. I mean [period]
Oh … my … god! …you …have…wounded…us! We…die…in…the…face…of …your…superior…intellect!
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*Dying groan!*
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Iron Bess – Dave Barry would be good. I was thinking of someone like a Bill Mahr or may be Alissa Millano. Yeah, Alissa Millano would be very good.
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i just saw the Thong Dynasty page and it seems bca is older than he appears!
“Close inspections of the area around the encampment show it may have been cleared at some point, but apparently the undergrowth has grown back very quickly. The valley river is renowned for its bearded clams and many who have studied the area have found evidence of camel toes suggesting trade”
and where there’s clams, theres bca!
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@ Wench Octarine – I wonder if he recognized that?? I’ll have to ask him!!
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gotta go everyone, see you tomorrow! its 0228 hours or 2:28 pm now.
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i find it hard to believe that people believe that people take pastafarianism seriously.
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The admiration of bearded clams is much much older than our current aficionado.
It’s one of the oldest and most revered aesthetic movements we have and even predates our species.
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Well yeah.
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@ ۞ – You are funny!
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@ PP – You are funnier! No offense ۞… :))
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@Rowdiest Wench Aug 14th, 2007 at 11:16 am “@ ۞ – You are funny! @ PP – You are funnier! No offense ۞… :))”
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More concise, above all…
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@RW – thanks, I will definitely sign up for it.
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@Noodles – yes we take it very seriously, so serious in fact that we become outraged at anyone who doesn’t. Our outrage normally manifests itself by drinking copious amounts of grog and burping out the theme of Gilligan’s island. Believe me, you don’t want to be at the wrong end of that!
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Guess what everyone? I have just been offered and just accepted a new job!!! No more crazy calls for this pirate. It’s respectability for me from now on. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!!!
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Bess, That’s lovely. Nudge Nudge. Wink Wink.
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@ IB – We’ll be glad to have you! And congrats on the new job!
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@ JB – For me, it was the very conciseness that made it so funny! :))
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Rowdy ??? I thought I was the funniest? (mumblemumbleficklebitchmumble)
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Ya – sent it to you Bess – jump in when you feel like it.
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Alchemist, She’ll tell you anything to get what she wants. You’re not complaining are you?
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@ ۞ and Alchemist – Ahahahahaha!! Both of you are hilarious! Impossible to choose…hmmmm :))
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this can only be solved with fighting cookware!
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“Both of you are hilarious! Impossible to choose…hmmmm :))”
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HA! Too late!
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۞ – true :)
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You spelled douche wrong you douchebag. You can’t even use proper spelling in your sentences and your questioning the validity of his noodley holiness. You obviously have yet to be touched by his noodley appendage. DOUCHE!
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Oops, I used your instead of you’re. Guess I was touched by the long haired friend of FSM, Jesus.
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@ alchemist – are you gonna write any more stories like the bible writing? i think it’s about time. what do you think?
ramen
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i gotta go now. night all.
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Wench Octarine – I’m afraid there’s a very good chance of that. :P
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Alchemist – XD
when? where? what? was? huh? enough question marks!? gah!? I’m cursed!!?
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also, australia wants to be a republic after this queen simply ’cause they don’t like the next in line. not really that good a quote, but:
“nae king, nae quin, nae laird, nae master. we willnae be fooled again!”
– nac mac feegle, the wee free men, who were thrown out of fairyland for being drunk & disorderly.
ramen and crivens!
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