you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!… no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards! dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean… fuck…
i hate you. and im tired
-Shari
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Ummmm…time for an edit…”I’m the type of wabbit that leaves my drink sitting unattended in bars hoping to get spiked…”…also works best when drinking something with an abundance of fruit attached to the glass…
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Morning my antipodean amicus.
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I the type of wabbit that leave my drink sitting unattended in bars hoping to get spiked:)
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England 24-1 v India 664
Can I join you?
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@Alchemist
Ummm…I can see your Deli-ma…do I wait for it to rain curry??? or do I get silly with the antipodean???…chin up my Imperial friend…you taught the bastards how to play and now it is incumbent upon you to see this debacle through to it’s conclusion…tell me…is not the Yorkshire Terrier know for it’s courage, tenacity and ferociousness when cornered by an over whelming foe???
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…perhaps I’m thinking of the British Bullfrog…whatever…you sir are an Englishman and a gentleman and it is unseemly to show fear in the face of the colonials…
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Wish you hadn’t mentioned Yorkshire :(((((
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Law hits Roses record for Lancs.
Championship D1, Headingley (day two): Yorkshire 144 & 44-1 v Lancashire 517
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The stiff upper lip shall prevail, dear sir! On my honour as a scoundrel and probable relative of one of your predecessors :)
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Shit mate! I’m depressed :(
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Perhaps one of the colonies could introduce the English to a less challenging game like……oh I don’t know….Uno?
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Hi Wags & welcome aboard :)
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Anne Bonny Aug 10th, 2007 at 5:29 am
“Hey, check this out: http://creationwiki.org/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster. Then look at the discussion section.”
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I can’t see anything there….it says that, “This page has been locked to prevent editing.” on both the article and discussion! :(((
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Hi All, it’s been awhile and awhile. Hope everyone is doing well. It’s Holy Friday, everyone go and drink soem grog and say cheers to the mountain, the tree and the midgets!
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And welcome Wags and the England/India dude/ette
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“Perhaps one of the colonies could introduce the English to a less challenging game like……oh I don’t know….Uno?”
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Perhaps said colony might like to become *not* a colony? We’ve been hinting for years you know! :D
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@Alchemist
“The stiff upper lip shall prevail, dear sir! On my honour as a scoundrel and probable relative of one of your predecessors :)”…all the best Englishmen did move here…you should think about immigration…you’ll never cry tears of blood over the cricket again…
@Wenchy
“I don’t know….Uno?”…Uno is for sissies…and girlie men *wabbit uses “Arnie” accent*
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Must go…have my groomsmen and best man coming over for suit fitting…then we’re going to have a mini bucks nite to practice for the real bucks nite…everything gets better with practice…chin up Alchemist…it could still rain…
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@Alchemist
“Perhaps said colony might like to become *not* a colony? We’ve been hinting for years you know! :D”…EGAD!!!…when that happens I’ll be taking to the hills with a handful of like minded loyal Monarchists…those damn Republicans will rue the day they every sought to depose our gracious Queen…we’re not the bloody French you know…
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“Perhaps said colony might like to become *not* a colony? We’ve been hinting for years you know! :D”
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Hahahahaha…I’m all for that…we already have enough Queens in Kings Cross :p)
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Good luck Thumper. :p)
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“those damn Republicans will rue the day they every sought to depose our gracious Queen”
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Priscilla?
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Actually I went to see ol’ Liz once when she was in OZ….she was wearing a hat….
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To Be honest Thumper and Nikki – I’ve been thinking of upping sticks and moving to New Zealand.
What do you think? It’s supposed to be beautiful and unspoiled.
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I’d do it if i could…I like the Kiwis (FSM I hope none of them read that or I’ll never hear the end of it :p) and by all accounts it’s a beautiful country. :) Not involved in so much of the global political crap either!
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Also I believe there are more sheep per person than anywhere else in the world? :))
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Well, the sheep are a bonus :)
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Just be careful won’t you. I hear the Kiwis are very possessive of their sheep.
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I thought they liked to shear ‘em?
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@ Thumper – I’ll ignore the dirty, rotten, evil attack when I’m trying to be nice *harumph* and just say, good luck with the suit fittings! Remember, only perfect practice makes perfect so make tonight a good one! :)) Hard to believe it’s time to be doing that already…
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@ Red Sonya – Welcome back! How’s the new land?
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@ WN – Did you feel Alchemist’s ears perk up at the mention of so many sheep? :)))
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Sheep again! And some British sports and Aussie politic-stuff, I don’t understand! Talk about something useless, so I can follow, will you? ;)
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A Rowdy – my brother just went to visit it for me and it looks like a jungle. I can hardly wait until I get to move and start building. Sigh…it will be a few years.
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Chris if you’re there, a noodly appendage is tryig to find you. Try the Olive Garden..not Gethsemane!
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@ Red Sonya – Sorry you have to wait! But at least you own it! :)))
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See Stardust…feature film with flying pirates….praise be the FSM
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Thumper, now you be nice to Rowdiest or else I’ll come for you with my cooking-pot and carrots! She tried to be nice to you so start behaving like a nice litle wabbit this instant.
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Anything you’d like with the stew Rowdiest?
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Has someone been saying things about Kylie?
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@Wench Nikkiee
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Difficult though it may be to believe, I’ve been to church with the Queen.
Is was soooo boring and I had a hangover.
She wore a hat outside, can’t remember about in.
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It’s amazing how much I miss after one night of not being online… it’ll never happen again… praise be to pasta.
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@ Wags – Yep, you’re not allowed to sleep around this place! :))
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@ RDPW – “Anything you’d like with the stew Rowdiest?” Some nice crusty rolls! Getting my mouth watering now! :)) Wascally wabbit…
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Yea, you try being nice to them…..
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We just made some nice fresh bread here, just got it out of the oven :)
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Garlic bread? *licks lips*
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Does it taste like chicken?
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Rabbit? No, it has much more flavour, mmmmmm, makes me hungry to think about it. And the bread is just plain bread, no garlic. But garlic bread IS good, loads of garlic… Might be a bit overpowering for the stew though :)
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Garlic bread goes best with pasta. Mmmm.
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@Alchemist
“To Be honest Thumper and Nikki – I’ve been thinking of upping sticks and moving to New Zealand.”…have you suddenly lost your mind??? Haven’t you seen “Once We Were Warriors”??? “Un-Zud”…as the locals call it…is certainly a place of great natural beauty however the barbarous antics of the local inhabitants is, in my humble opinion, not likely to sit well with a civilized fellow like yourself….they also speak funny…they can’t say “fish” preferring to pronounce it “fush”…horrible…besides which…eventually they all move here…bloody Kiwis…
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@Wenchy
Don’t be dissin’ her majesty…
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@Red, Wenchy and Rowdy
Are you guys really gonna kill a wabbit… *wabbit looks up at wenches ears back, eyes wide*
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@ everyone.
Drw yer pistols pirates and wenches, we’re turning this wabbit into a collander.
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Thumper, all you need to do when you enter NZ is leave all your vowels at the airport. How hard can it be. As far as Alchemists civility up against any local barbarians….are you talking about *our* Alchemist? :p))
Re the stew….this Wench will have no part in killing a such a nice cute wabbit!! Never! However if said wabbit had already become stew….. *deliberately does not look at Red*…it would be such a waste if it weren’t eaten wouldn’t it?
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“leave all your vowels at the airport.
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All except “u” of course.
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“As far as Alchemists civility up against any local barbarians….are you talking about *our* Alchemist? :p))”
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Are you impugning my civility? I’m gutted! My guts are ted! I die! Aaaargh oof!…
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@ alchemist.
have you made any other metal into gold YET?
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I’m working on the Elixir of Life at the moment – it still needs more lemon but I’m getting there.
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(I’ve had to knock the base metal into gold thing on the head for a while. The local church complained about their roof going missing!)
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If a church is destroyed in a storm, is it an act of God?
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“If a church is destroyed in a storm, is it an act of God?
Or a subtle hint that “Onward Christian Soldiers” can really get on your tits!
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Thumper ™
Aug 12th, 2007 at 12:30 am
@Red, Wenchy and Rowdy
Are you guys really gonna kill a wabbit… *wabbit looks up at wenches ears back, eyes wide*
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Then start behaving yourself around here wabbit. No more hitting wenches who try to be nice to you, you hear me? Or else it’s stew-time… (ominous drum-roll)
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Wench Nikkiee
Aug 12th, 2007 at 4:24 am
Re the stew….this Wench will have no part in killing a such a nice cute wabbit!! Never! However if said wabbit had already become stew….. *deliberately does not look at Red*…it would be such a waste if it weren’t eaten wouldn’t it?
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It would, however, I only eat ordinary rabbits. Wabbits normaly not, only the annoying obnoxious ones, that keep hitting nice wenches :)
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first of all. i have been gone for a while b/c catching up is so hard, but the longer i wait, the harder it gets
Thumper-i liked you until you started hitting nice wenches.
the others involved-lets not eat little wabbits, they were made by the FSM too. and must be pretty sacred, they are short so he must spend more time touching them.
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“he must spend more time touching them.” kinda came out wrong. if you didnt catch it, i meant for they are sacred for the same reason midgets are.
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