you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!… no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards! dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean… fuck…
i hate you. and im tired
-Shari
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Damon – naah. We use arsehole (so do the Aussies). Ass is more American. I think Shari was in a rush or something.
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If rabbits don’t like their belly being rubbed. I do ;))
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Those are fighting words Ms. O’Rhum. I will stand here and you stand on the end of the plank.
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Belly rubs are the best way to get a rise out of a pirate. :)
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Belly? I can think of … never mind :D
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Right then, I’ll quit trying to be nice to the wabbit and turn my attention to someone (someones!!) who will appreciate it! :))
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now that’s an opening…blatant, too
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“fuck” “i hate you” “ass-holes” “fuckin retards” and let’s not forget … “not a maniac”???
That’s awesome… I love how caring and considerate the Christians are… it’s a good thing they are not a violent bunch, or else I might feel threatened…. oh wait.
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@ BCA – Did you see the invite to the Disciples group? E-mail Alchemist at prussicacid@googlemail.com to get an official invite!!! We’d love to have you in the group!
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@Alchemist,
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Have you never heard of subtlety?
I was going to start at the belly and see where it leads ;)
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* ۞ rolls on to back in the ‘dying fly’ position and gives Rowdy a thin but engaging smile *
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۞ – Alchemist subtle?!?!? Wahahahahaha!!! Great smile! Hmmm, where to start rubbing? How about with the halo?
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Is halo some kind of euphemism?
I’m not that au fait with American slang!
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Nope – It goes back to the discussion with Booty from last week about polishing your halo…
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I have a halo? I can’t believe any conversation with Booty wasn’t rude.
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Oh right – I thought you were talking about me :) I’m an angel – with wings! *flap flap*
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We started with the belly and now moved on the the halo.
I’m not sure that’s quite what I planned…
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@۞
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hehehe – did you know that a halo can also be called a Gloriole?
http://www.wordreference.com/definition/gloriole
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Some mirthful mileage in that one I think :))
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Nice one Alchemist.
I knew there was a euphemism there somewhere.
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Make your own jokes up people.
It’s late here!
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Yeah – I’m starting to flag as well.
I’ll get the ball rolling with “So that’s why the saints have one around their heads” :)
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a halo is a gloryhole?
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oh, gloriole…n/m
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Bellies, halos and glorioles, oh my!
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I’m glad he’s “religus,” and not a spelling teacher!
Um, don’t folks get that this is all a joke, in order to point out what a joke evangelical religion really is?
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heee hee hee….
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gloriole
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hee hee hee.
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Rowdy has offered to run her finger round my Gloriole.
Can’t wait.
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It’s morning now.
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Good morning, all. I’m off to the pain and suffering that is my job.
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Hi Sweetheart! ;)
I believe I offered to give your halo a good rubbing first! So Rowdy can back off ;P
Of course I wasn’t being rude, how could you possibly think that of me?
I used to have a halo of my own you know, left it around here somewhere……erm, can’t seem to find it, but I am know I had it a few years ago………….I’ll get back to you, probably it fell down the back of the sofa…..I have found my flimsy moral standards, will they do?
:D
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im from bristol in england and have recently been converted to the noodly ways of fsm, me and my friend are spreading the word of his noodlyness as we live in the city where apparently pirates originated hence there accent yar
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Hi! Quite a few Ukers here – I am from the Midlands :)
Welcome aboard! Pull up a barrel.
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Hey, check this out: http://creationwiki.org/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster.
Then look at the discussion section. We really should invite these guys to a debate.
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from the home land of the pirate Aug 10th, 2007 at 5:02 am
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Hi there, I’m from West Yorkshire, where men are men and sheep are scared :)
Welcome to the site :)
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Anne – ta for the link but the sods have locked the article – can’t add to it :(
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I’m from Tampa, Florida, USA… I’m doing my best to spread the Noodly word around here!
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Welcome, Wags. I am from the Philadelphia area. No, I am not Italian.
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Oooh I love Tampa!
Wave to Lilith for us, Wags – she is in Orlando :)
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Ah yes, time work go earn a paycheck.
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HAPPY HOLY DAY EVERYONE!
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RAmen
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@ Booty – Not trying to muscle in on you! He started it! :)) And then played dumb anyway…men! What can you do?
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@Rowdiest Wench
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“And then played dumb anyway…men!”
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Who says we’re playing?
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OEJ
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Hahaha!
Hi Rowdy! Hi OEJ!
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Ah – Symbol Dude is a delicate soul, he needs gentle but firm treatment, from a strong Wench :D
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Booty – “gentle but firm treatment, from a strong Wench ” He is not the only one!
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Firm treatment is good for wenches in she-pirates too.
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Soory – should read “Firm treatment is good for wenches and she-pirates, too”
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Freudian slip.
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Thanks for the welcome, Wonderkin, Lilith and Booty!
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@ Wags – Welcome from Rowdy Wench too! Sorry for the oversight – was in a hurry earlier.
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@ OEW – “Firm treatment is good for wenches and she-pirates, too” RAmen to that! :))
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Thanks, Rowdy Wench!!
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You are welcome! I hope you like it here. We’re a good crowd! :))
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Hi Wags, welcome… Tampa?! I guess I could see you, if I look very hard ;P
I’m in Orlando, FL right now!
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Yeah – hi Wags – grab a beer and join in.
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You read me like a open book Booty! :)
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Very nice, Lilith… I’ll keep an eye out for you! Hahaha. To everyone: this is quite possibly the best group of chatters I’ve ever “met”. Not to mention one of the coolest topics. I was beginning to think there wasn’t anyone else out there who questioned “Intelligent Design” as much as I did… at least not anyone who wasn’t a psychotic Doomsday nut. I’m psychotic enough without the help!
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“You read me like a open book Booty! :)”
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Yeah – The Kama Sutra :)
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@Alchemist
Buona Mattina!!! The Mormon hash cookie thing really happened here a few years ago…piss funny but unfortunately the bakers were charged with “administering a stupefying thing”…the Mormons said they felt “funny” before struggling to ride off on their bikes…there’s no pleasing some people…then again…I the type of wabbit that leave my drink sitting unattended in bars hoping to get spiked…
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@Rowdy
*wabbit throws hand full of sand towards Rowdy’s eyes and leaps for the unprotected kneecap*
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