you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!… no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards! dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean… fuck…
i hate you. and im tired
-Shari
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I found TLM annoying, a little brat. Thumper the fundie was much more to my taste :)
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TLM – He wanted me.
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@Thumper ™
Never mind dear…you’re always be my favourite }:)
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SaucyWench
Oh Saucy! I think he wanted me more :)) He appeared to count all my posts on the RUN!! thread :p))
Then again…maybe his mum was a hippy housewife and he had a fixation… (:))
How are ya going? Good I hope.
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Saucy,
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TLM wanted you but I still don’t think he was old enough to handle a proper wench!
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Oh this Wench had a long day here….*you’ll always*
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*wabbit dons pope hat, robe and shephard crook…wabbit clears throat*
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Kings 2:26
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Then King Solomon said to Abiathar the priest, “Go to your country home in Anathoth. You deserve to die, but I will not have you put to death now, for you were in charge of the Lords Covenant Box.”…wise words from a merry old soul…
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@ Symbol Guy – Yeah, you’re probably right. He was just a pup.
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@Nikkiee – Now that you bring it up, I think he did want you more. Oh, well. Anyway, I’m ok. My girls and I are off to New York City this coming weekend. I’m looking forward to it. Oh, my son’s awake. Gotta go. Take care.
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Wow Saucy!
Have a great time!
Hope you and yours are all OK.
I miss TLM – never was someone so aptly named ;)
Hi everyone!
Hey, cute symbol- long time no chat.
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You sweet cheeks.
I’m in Denmark using my sister-in-laws laptop to catch up.
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Thumper – Of course you were my favourite troll :) TLM meant it though. You were just taking the piss :D
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Nerds I have annoyed = 6
Hippy housewives I’ve annoyed =1
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Classic stuff! I’m not really old enough to remember BLR, ran into her once I think. TLM just came running back for more. He was a gift from the FSM.
Hahahaha – do you remember him telling us that his grandparents had an outdoor swimming pool :) At one point I thought he was feeding us lines :)
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I know a few people got pissed off with him but ۞ is right. It was love ♥, true love ♥♥♥.
Wasn’t that when Peter Popoff and I got married?
(shit – almost makes me want to change name and start trolling CoFSM again :D)
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Oh the memories…
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just found this website and message board.
this is why the rest of the world holds the US in such high esteem.
the concept of fsm is funny. no more no less.
I dont know if you chaps use the expression “to shoot yourself in the foot” (with your access to firepower you should do !) but that is exactly what the frightening christian right does in its hate mail.
on reflection that is a good thing. our govt is allowing rich christians to put money into education in return for creation being taught. I must start spreading the fsm gospel over here.
ps although we are no longer living with rationing, please keep sending the fast food, fizzy drinks, gum and tv progs
pip pip
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@ everyone – *brags on self* I got my brown belt last night! Man, that was a brutal test! My friend Matt punched in for me and we were wringing wet sweaty – it’s a lot to go through. On one of the attacks, an overhead club, he attacked hard and I defended hard – and partially dislocated my left shoulder in the process! I had to force it back in place on the fly and complete the technique, and then finish the test. Afterward I told Master Shover what happened – he said he could tell something went wrong but he didn’t know what. When I first started 2 years ago I’d have crumpled with that kind of an injury. I’ve come a long way! *end brag*
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congratulations to you, Rowdiest. i hope that the shoulder heals quick.
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I no wat is stupid, but ur alzo 2 stond 2 rite klerely. Takenap THEN rite, k? Bye.
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@ OEW – Thank you! :))
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Rowdiest wrote – “…we were wringing wet sweaty…”. I don’t know what you look like Rowdiest, but I imagine that you look very nice wrining wet sweaty ;)
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truebrit – “this is why the rest of the world holds the US in such high esteem.” That is probably the funniest thing I have read in awhile. As an american, I am not really feeling the love.
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@ OEW – Ahahahaha! I’ve been told that! :))) You can get an idea of what part of me looks like here:
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Thong_Dynasty
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Brunette, red v-string! :)))
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Now you know how I got promoted from Rowdy Wench! :))
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when i first read that brag, master shover looked like master shovel.
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LotPF – I’ve had to keep a straight face for ages. Master Shover … snigger, snigger. I bet he is, fnarr, fnarr :)
Damn, that’s better.
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Yep, it’s pronounced “Show-ver” but it’s kind of funny anyway. If you see him in person you don’t laugh though. He says he’s 6′2″ but I’m guessing taller and my hands barely fit around his wrists. OK have fun with that one!
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congrats, rowdy! i’ve always wanted to learn a martial art…maybe i’ll try kickboxing sometime.
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Rowdy
“If you see him in person you don’t laugh though. He says he’s 6′2″ but I’m guessing taller and my hands barely fit around his wrists.”
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From what you’ve said I think he’d probably laugh :)
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ihatemyspace – kickboxing? You don’t fancy something less fatal do you? I trained in Tae Kwon Do – we thought the kick boxers were mad!
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@ ihatemyspace – Thanks! You should – it’s good for the body, mind and spirit. :)
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He does laugh at us trying to put him in the “bearhug from behind, arms pinned” attack. That’s just downright ridiculous to see!
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@ RW – congratulations!!! Wow I am so excited for you. You go girl. I only got to yellow belt before I had to quit. Moving sucks sometimes.
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Rowdiest – Nice picture.
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The only true religion is The Shark Messiah of the Immaculate Conception.
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*wabbit dons “gee” with karate kid headband and bows to Rowdy…wabbit lets out blood curdling “Keeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr” and thrusts paw at kill zone*
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Morning mate – how are the Mormons?
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@ OEW – Thanks! :))
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@ Thumper – *Rowdy deftly deflects wabbit’s paw and then jumps in with bear hug in happiness to see wabbit friend after so long*
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@ IB – Thanks very much! It’s taken me a lot of effort to get here! I’m proud of myself.
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@Mateo
¨i think these guys are great! did anyone notice that most hate mail comes from Christians? arent christians supposed to love and respect everyone? and here they are talking crap. im a newly converted pastafarian. i was a christian. look people, everyone has thier own style and ways of worship.¨
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Welcome to the church of the FSM.
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lol,
I couldn’t help but notice but…you know ‘what’ is stupid?
Your spelling.
If you learnt to spell, maybe you could learn to think, thus making you realise that religion is a crock of crap!
Hell, if you’d only learnt to think, you wouldn’t have people spamming abuse back at your dimwitted post.
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I’m going for RW’s brown-eye next week
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(wink)
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@ BCA – Wahahahahahaha!!!! Funny! Love ya! :)))
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Hey BCA – if you are still around tonight or come back, we of the super-secret, non-existent Disciples group would like to extend you an invitation to join us! Alchemist said to post his e-mail for you; it’s prussicacid@googlemail.com Send him an e-mail and he’ll send you an official invitation. We’d love to have you! :))
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@Thumper & Rowdiest
It’s so nice to see you playing together nicely.
* ۞ wipes a tear from his eye *
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@Rowdy
*wabbit lifts arm and drops to floor escaping bear hug…wabbit rolls over delivering kick to ankle with hind paw…wabbit flips onto hind legs and circles warily…*
@Alchemist
Buona Mattina!!! Mormons have left me alone since the incident with the tea and hash cookies…hey…you got my back here???…
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Rowdiest, watch out for the ears. Saw the film Hoodwinked last night and those rabbits can do some damage with the ears.
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Thumper, come on wabbit. She was trying to be friendly and give you a hug you know!
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No leg sweep Thumper? ;)
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I like the alchemist email address. nothing like a nice corrosive acid!
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The offer is to you too O-e W – drop me a line :)
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Hi Thumper – the image of baked Mormons is one that will live with me for a very long time :D
I wonder what JWs are like on acid?
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Baked Mormons?? That sounds horrifying. I’m sure they would start running around claiming they are having a revelation, and that THEY are the next Joseph Smith.
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Scary stuff I say
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RAmen
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Thank Alchemist. my email is wonderkin@comcast.net
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Cheers O-e W. Done and done.
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Beastlt12 – I think they must be sometimes. I’m still convinced they put E in the Communion Wine. How else to you explain speaking in tongues, faintings. Touched by the holy spirit?
Loved-up more like!
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PS – not too up in Mormons – I’ll go have a read, do they have space ships too or is that just L Ron Hubbard’s victims?
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I can’t see a rabbit out foxing Rowdy.
She’ll probably put him in a headlock with her legs.
What a way to go!
I know what’ll be flashing before his eyes just before he loses consciousness.
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Don’t worry, wabbits, ۞ is only bragging about his being in possession of the reverse side of the “Empress of Thong” picture.
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@ ۞ and JB – Once again, proof that you know how to make a wench feel good! :))) You guys are awesome, and I mean that!
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@ Thumper- *Rowdy circles warily also, watching those hind paws and looking for the opening to try the “take wabbit down and rub belly” attack* Do wabbits like having their bellies rubbed? I don’t know, but it seems friendly!
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Is asshole with a hyphen in the middle the British spelling or something?
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