you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!… no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards! dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean… fuck…
i hate you. and im tired
-Shari
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Don’t be mean to this poor boy. He clearly has educational problems.
As a disrexic myself I feel for someone who is so backward he doesn’t even ‘KNOW’ how to use the spell checker on his PC (he may be under the impression it has something to do with the dark arts, like the magic voice box in the corner of his room.
In this giving, and totally unchristian, vain. I will attempt to translate the text into legible English.
“You no wat is stupid?!”… Odd, ether the ‘no’ is in the negative (i.e. the opposite of yes) or he means the word ‘know’. Now as no one who is over 7 should make this mistake, I will assume it is in the negative or he is retarded in some way.
Now ‘wat’ is not really a word at all. ‘What’ in the sense of a question could be WHAT he meant, but due to the way it is misspelled without an ‘H’ at all I’ll assume he was referring to a unit of power I.e. Watt (as, once again, only a retard would use this spelling)
Now ‘…is stupid?!0 would be ok if the ‘!’ proceeded the ‘?’. But this is any easy mistake to make, so we’ll ignore this.
So the first sentence could be (with errors changes being underlined)
“You understand units of power are stupid!?”
Next sentence.
“you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!… no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards!!”
Ok misspelling of pompous. The word ‘Ass translates as ether a maul or the American version of ‘Arse’. Seriously spelt wrong. ‘!…’ indicates a fragmented sentence or missing text, which there is not as this is an original work and not a quotation. ‘no’ should start with a capital. The comer should be after the ‘…but’. By ‘fuckin’ I assume he means to ‘copulate with’. So this should read:
“you pompous maul-holes who take this thing seriously! Understand I love the website, but you gentlemen are copulating with retards!!”
The third sentence “dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” wile not written as a double negative, is self contradictory. Anything that contradicts itself is wrong or no existent, so should be ignored.
“i mean… fuck…” once again, unless you are quoting some thing (in which case no quotation marks) the sentence should not be fragmented thusly.
“i hate you. and im tired” I should be a capital, there should be no full stop until the end of the sentence and im should be I’m.
For sham on you for mocking this poor idiot boy. If anything we should all contribute to get this boy, and those like him, a better education so that they can interact with the world around them without getting upset and violent.
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And yes I made a few mistakes myself..but I am disrexic after all.
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“…deuce bags…”
Well, I suppose it could be 20% of a dimebag… sorry, none for me, thanks.
“…disrexic…”
Is that when Charlie Chan mixes up the order of the letters in the words he tries to spell?
“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Please turn in your l33t badge as you leave. Proper grammar requires at least a couple of “1″s in the grouping.
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What is stupid is people who post holier-than-thou hate mail and they can’t even spell the word “know.” Just to give you a clue, it’s “religious” not “religeous”, “what” not “wat”, and “douchebag” not “deuce-bag.”
That’s right, there is no hyphen in “douchebag.” I know how to use a dictionary.
Look it up, Shari. If that is even how to spell your name.
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@RSA
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I swear you just stated that last week on another thread.
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@ BCA – My bad! I’m obviously more competent to run a map today! :))
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@ Horace – I like the song! :))
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@ OEW – did you catch up on your sleep? Sounded like a rough week last week…
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@Rowdiest – Not really, it was a good weekend for drinking. Lots of picnics and a bar crawl. It is okay. I will get enough sleep when I am dead.
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@Sanchez – RSA appears to be a dope, but at least, RSA is consistent.
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@OEW
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I think you’ll want to be awake for the strippers, not to mention the everlasting party supplied by the FSM from the beer volcano.
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Since it is everlasting, I will sleep in during the second decade to freshen up for the rest. :)
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@ OEW – Seems to be consistent! Lots of us drank our way through the weekend… :))))
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Aye, Rowdiest, it is the pirate way.
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Yep! There are a few of the regulars who aren’t drinkers, but it’s rare in this group. I am working on drinking less but I don’t think I’ll ever completely quit.
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I’ve been trying to drink less, but I don’t think I’ll ever accomplish that. My gf sent me this text late last week:
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“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking and it scared the shit out of me. So that’s it, after today no more fucking reading!”
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@ Sanchez – Ahahahahaha!!! I like her already! :)))
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@Sanchez – she sounds like a keeper.
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@Rowdiest – Blame it on your husband. After all, if he kept you busy and naked you would not be able to go out and drink. :)
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@ OEW – Ahahahahaha!! He’d love to keep me busy and naked! :)) We drink at home though – haven’t been to a bar in ages.
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On the bright side, it seems our fundies are getting less coherent every day.
RSA-What now?
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@ ihatemyspace – Hi! Can’t stay, got things to do… :(( Hopefully I’ll catch you later!
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Thanks RW and OEW…she’s definitely a great wench! Not to mention I think she’ll be converting to a Pastafarian soon. She seems to be very interested when I talk about our take on religion (or at least she seems to be, either way is a plus).
BTW, thanks to my learnings here from my fellow Pastafarians, and by the good grace of his noodly appendages, I was able to silence a few christians this weekend. In fact, one had promised to visit our site to see if maybe we would fit his needs better. I believe he is starting to question his religion, which as well all know is a good sign.
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@ Sanchez – Way to go!! Kudos to you for bringing more into the embrace of His Noodly Appendages! :)))
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I think “The Dirty Deuce Bag” might be a strip club in Elgin, Illinois……
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Wasn’t the dirty deuce in the movie ‘Roadhouse’?
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Maybe it’s supposed to be “…you Deuce Bigalows!” Compliment really (and true!).
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Well, possibly not to the Wenches – although they can have as many as they want – we’re stuck with what we’ve got.
Yes, Shari is on about our pork swords and how ridiculously large they are. Sussed it :)
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‘2×2=4′, ‘Empiricism’, ‘Logos’,..now thems some cuss words.
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Rowdy, we just keep missing each other!
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@ ihatemyspace – Urgh! It’s annoying! :)) Hope you are doing well!
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@ Alchemist – Now that’s sorted, we can move on from Shari to something more fun! :))
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I’m doing well, Rowdy. Well, my little sister is annoying, but that’s nothing new. How’re you?
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@ ihatemyspace – Today I’m tired! I went jogging in the heat and humidity and then practiced for my brown belt karate test which is tomorrow! I’ll be glad when it’s over…Otherwise I’m pretty good! I hope your sister grows out of the annoying stage! :)
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Yeah it’s guys like that who give christians a bad rep. If that kid really was a christian he wouldn’t be waisting his time in a swearing tantrum and would instead find the satire out of this and have a good laugh. He should just stop hating/judging and recognize that some people believe in other things. FIND SOME EQUALITY SHARI!
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@ rowdiest wench.
you’re close to falling to the dark side! first it’s karate, next ninjitsu. don’t forget your faithfulness to the pirate ways!
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You know what I find stupid? Bad spellers and hate filled individuals who feel the need to comment on how much they don’t like what other people are peacefully doing.
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“im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac” lol.
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@Rowdiest – I hope that you are not becoming a closet ninja. Good luck with your test.
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@Robbobrob – If they could spell, they would most likely have an education. If you have an education, you are more likely to question the dogmatic religion. If you question the dogma, you are most likely going to be open to being a pastafarian. If you are open to being a pastafarian, you are going to join and not post hate mail. In conclusion, hate mail generators are uneducated dogmtic people who can’t spell. They are fun to laugh at and to pity.
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@One-eyed Wonderkin Aug 7th, 2007 at 1:15 pm “In conclusion, hate mail generators are uneducated dogmatic people who can’t spell. They are fun to laugh at and to pity.”
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Pity? Nevvah! Let them come, and be flamed! We Pastafarians have the right to exercise our brain, varying the ways of flaming hatemailers and concerned firm believers. The more the merrier! The funnier the better, too… the flaming, I mean…
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RAmen
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@ OEW – No closet ninja me! Just enhancing my wenchy skills! :))
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@ JB – RAman pirate friend! :)))
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Lol… Thanks!
Now I’m off to buy Pirate clothes~~
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Enhance your wench skills…see Chef Ramsey(sp?) on Hell’s Kitchen..
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you no wat is stupid?
When people don’t know how to fucking spell.
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When in doubt, I ask…(see above)
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Well, what can I say? Shari – I’m actually growing nostalgic about the old days. At least TLM could spell, even if he did call me a hippie housewife. He was creative and a worthy adversary. I’m afraid some of these more recent hate-mailers are quite lame.
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About the inclination of Pastafarians to drink: I had quite the problem when I was younger, and I have not had any alcohol for almost 20 years. Anyway, yesterday I saw a commercial for some damn high-grade tequila. My mouth watered. It’s watering again now from just thinking about it again. Like I’ve said before, when I get to the afterlife, all bets are off. I’ve earned my right to a stool in front of the beer volcano.
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@Saucy
LMAO! I can just picture that. The stool right next to the volcano.
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I think I’m going to get a wet suit and just jump right in. In fact I’ll have flippers and a snorkel too. Although the top of the snorkel will have a funnel on it.
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I will dive to the bottom of the volcano and try to funnel the whole damn thing. I mean, I’m in heaven after all, right? It’s not like I can die.
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Good point, beast! I’m going to make sure I find the damn Tequila Geyser. Hey, it could happen!
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i think these guys are great! did anyone notice that most hate mail comes from Christians? arent christians supposed to love and respect everyone? and here they are talking crap. im a newly converted pastafarian. i was a christian. look people, everyone has thier own style and ways of worship.
there is no proof taht any one religion is correct so what proof do you have that Pastafarianism isnt the true religion? people need to open thier minds and belive!
all hail the noodly one!!
Ramen
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In Pastafarian heaven there might be an actual Boone’s Farm. Is there an actual Boone’s Farm? I don’t know…But their wine tastes like Kool-Aid.
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Ah, yes…the preferred alcoholic drink of choice for 8 year olds. lol Hey I’m not hating though. I’m sure there are people of all ages in heaven.
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aww, i’m not 8. i’m just poor. :D
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Well, what can I say? Shari – I’m actually growing nostalgic about the old days. At least TLM could spell, even if he did call me a hippie housewife.
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Damn! Those were some good days D :)
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@Alchemist
I thought I was your favourite troll of X-mas past???…what about the Deuteronomy, the slave girls and all the steaming hot rockbadger???…didn’t I invoke the ire of stalwart pastafarians such as PP-off and Marc McUnmentionable???don’t tell me I’m second or third fiddle to a confused and abused pimple faced ratbag like TLM…my wordy…Buona Mattina by the way…
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@angryyoungatheist,
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Perhaps Rowdy is training to become the unstoppable force of the internet.
A ninja trained pirate!
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Good job she’s on our side that’s all I can say!
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Thumper,
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I think TLM was Alchemists first love and he will always look back upon him with rose tinted spectacles.
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