you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!… no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards! dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean… fuck…
i hate you. and im tired
-Shari
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Ooh. Octarine. Can I ring you bell?
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Is Dan(da haole guy) disrespecting us pirates.
Arrrr! Make him walk the plank the scurvey dog.
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Me thinks we should set sail for Hawaii.
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Sorry if its been said already, But whats stupid is that this guy/girl can’t spell and is not good with grammar in the slightest bit.
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Luny the Luny, yes, I’m sure that it’s already been said. I take it you’re new here. Welcome! In case you haven’t noticed, not many hate-mailers can spell or use proper grammar – or at least they feel compelled not to.
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“im religeous too”
That’s where you’re life went wrong.. If you believe in heaven and heaven is so good, go kill yourself..
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@Vamos
Welcome to the church of the FSM. In your post just above you wrote
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“im religeous too”
That’s where you’re life went wrong.. If you believe in heaven and heaven is so good, go kill yourself..
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The christian fundies do spew a lot of hatred etc. but even they don’t call out to us to go an kill ourselves. I too wonder why, if they believe their crap, they’re so careful in traffic etc and wouldn’t welcome a fatal accident as a shortcut to heaven. But do you have to tell them to go kill themselves? Some of my fellow Pastafarians consider me an outright atheist fundie, and I do yell at the more dishonest characters among the religious posters, but not saying they should go kill themselves.
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Calm down!
The FSM stands for peace so breath….and relax.
And then you can get off this website if you dislike His Holyness!
R A M E N
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Dutch Pasta Guy,
I don’t think you should encourage suicide with this one. She seems like the type that might do it.
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@A concerned pirate
I agree!! Please note that I was quoting someone else and then adding my own statement that they should not put such things on here.
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You KNOW WHAT else is stupid? The fact that you apperently can’t spell. Write us back when you get a dictionary.
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Everybody missed this??
She can’t even SPELL douche bag…has she ever used one?
This smells a bit fishy to me…
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>>The christian fundies do spew a lot of hatred etc. but even they don’t call out to us to go an kill ourselves. I too wonder why, if they believe their crap, they’re so careful in traffic etc and wouldn’t welcome a fatal accident as a shortcut to heaven.
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I have heard on story of an abbot who heard a friend was seriously ill an d congratulated him. At least he was being consistent. (If a bit weird)
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@discussers of suicide – xtians generally believe suicide is a sin. (Not that it will stop them if they have their mind set to the task.)
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@ Aristotle
They are set against suicide as a sin, yes. but weirdly enough, they’re also against euthanasia, so they can’t even get someone to do it for them.
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@Commodore Angryy Sep 11th, 2007 at 1:01 am “They are set against suicide as a sin, yes. but weirdly enough, they’re also against euthanasia, so they can’t even get someone to do it for them.”
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It could also be the RESPONSABILITY of putting a life to an end (or putting an end to a life??) they’re trying to avoid… If someone “accidentally” messes with apparatus or medicine, they could turn a blind eye to it, and -secretely- be happy to be rid of the subject.
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@ Aristotle,
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Euthanasia, sin. Suicide, sin. Murder, sin.
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Holy war, perfectly acceptable.
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Seems a bit double standard like, no?
Yarrrrrr
Scotty
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@Flying Scotsman Sep 11th, 2007 at 3:57 am “Euthanasia, sin. Suicide, sin. Murder, sin. Holy war, perfectly acceptable. Seems a bit double standard like, no?”
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The only solution: popey Benny adds the word “Holy” to “euthanasia”, “suicide” and “murder”. Unfortunately, he just resigned:
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http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/15/your-a-fag-how-dare.htm#comment-188233
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Well, we’ll have to add it by ourselves, then…
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Not only that, but good old Pope boy used to serve under Hitler, but then again, Catholicism doesn’t seem to have much against exterminating Jews either. Not to mention practically causing the AIDS epidemic to spread in Africa.
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Are you joking who would ever even think this is real. You are so stupid! how did the HSM even come into existence? Why do you have to be so rude to Christians? I’m a Christian. try to lighten up and try to be one. Whats the point, I’m an 7th grader and i think you are stupid!!!!!!! Whats the point?
unceasingly,
your worst enemy’
whats you your prob?
someone
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@rude discrace
That the best you got? If so, I really don’t care about your opinion, because, well, you’re stupid.
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It seems followers of FSM take pleasure in hurting and disrespecting others, is this your religion?
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Not so much hurting and disrespecting, just pointing out the errors in others’ logic and/or argument.
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@sceptic
~ ok, they came onto OUR website, and started to disrespecting us, so really we’re defending ourselves and our religion. you don’t see people from this website going to another religion’s site and cursing everywhere.
RAmen
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@tlao
That’s (hopefully) true, oddly enough –despite “the unfortunate circumstances”– you do seem to thrive
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rude discrace Sep 18th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
“how did the HSM even come into existence?” “I’m a Christian.”
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How did God come into existence?
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P.S. There is an “F” not an “H” in FSM.
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hmmm… hsm… hypodermic syringe monster?
LONG QUIZ – what is the only food with no death at all (plant or animal)?
i am listein to the triple m party shuffle!
all 70s-80s!
what is the best game ever? hint – geemers/zoomers/sidehoppers.
a. what did the “girl in the corner” warn you?
b. what did the “man at the back” say?
what is the simplest high yeild explosive to make?
what is a pepsigram?
what is lead glass? list its uses.
tell your funniest joke.
list all of richard marsland’s nicknames.
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alchemist, can i start a story like yours?
i have vague ideas about it being about conversations between adam & eve. or even better, the entire cast of the bible in one room! hehehe. yes. even rudolph. or is that rudeolph? hmmm…r.s.v.p if you think it’s a good idea. it’s an “all in” style like yours. what’s that writing style called? my not-very-consistent posting will continue!
ramen to all!
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also, for the quiz, translate this!
adepto a canis sursum vos!
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“i hate you. and im tired
-Shari”
Aw. I send you a big cuddle. May his noodles rock you gently to sleep. Nothing worse than being full of hate and tired at the same time.
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Ramen
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Aristotle,
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Maybe if the Flying Spaghetti Monster sits down for a rest he becomes the Huge Spaghetti Monster (HSM)…
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@alchemist – see above
@all – quizzard!
or quiz!
marsland’s nicknames are online.
wikipedia has a link!
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U NO WAT IZ STU PID?
IDIOTS THAT WON’T JUST GO AWAY.
LOVE AND KISSES
JOHN
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@john – who are you talking to?
also, you may need to buy a keyboard. your shift key is stuck.
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(1: hate mailer.
2: irony.)
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@ john – welcome to cofsm!
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Please, tell me you are in the third grade and all will be forgiven.
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Hate to object, my second grader types better
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Unfortunately, could probably curse better too. Hey, I never claimed to be June Cleaver
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Davros the Dalek dude Oct 5th, 2007 at 9:02 am
“Nothing worse than being full of hate and tired at the same time.”
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Hate is such a tedious and energy sapping pastime though, isn’t it. I mean really, why do people even bother? Still, some folk (coff *fundies*coff) appear to thrive on it.
Maybe I’m just lazy. :)
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Wench Nikkiee. More than fundies thrive on hate. i personally hate some people so much i gain energy from it. wakes me up better than coffee.
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Nah, no good Angryy….life’s too short and emotion like that cuts down your fun time. Everyone gets angry, but I reackon the hate emotion is a dead end street. Very rarely results in anything productive.
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I mean I see a line between anger, even serious anger and hate. Anger passes, whereas hate constantly festers until those feeding it within themselves are in turn consumed by it. Ummm…does that make sense?
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Yes, it does, at least to me it does :)
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Wench Nikkiee, yes it entirely makes sense. and you’re right, hate has turned me into the COMMODORE of all anger. i now own, and control it. people reckon that they are in check of all their emotions, and yet they avoid the more controversial ones. Anyway, hate is very productive. imagine the fun you can have with simple vengeance, really is delightful stuff.
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I am feeling very down as a result of a lot of anger at the moment. I can see the reasons for some of it, but it is still destructive and upsetting.
Life can be very depressing.
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@Wench Nikkiee Oct 10th, 2007 at 4:26 am
“I mean I see a line between anger, even serious anger and hate. Anger passes, whereas hate constantly festers until those feeding it within themselves are in turn consumed by it. Ummm…does that make sense?”
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Have you been watching Star Wars, you seem to have a Yoda thing going on?
Love and hate are the two most powerful emotions. It puts us above the animals(well apart from Bush and the Mexican Hating Mouse)! It drives the wheels of change; people have bettered them selves just so they can look down on the people they hate!
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(In the style of a Fundie evangelist, with spit flying from my mouth and the smile of a man consumed by his rage)
Yes brothers and sisters! Embrace your hate! Learn to love it! It will make you strong! It will set you FREE!
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Pluto and Commodore Angryy – Hate is ugly and consuming. It tends to blind you and to leave you open to a fatal counter strike.
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You are sounding like a Hitler youth leader there Pluto.
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Today is Wednesday. A Hump Day. Hump Day is about loving thy neighbor, not hate. Get up and go find a willing partner and spread the news. Hump day is here.
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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,: One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them!
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John Lennon put it very nicely (to be read with Paul McCartney’s music):
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“Life is very short, and there’s no time,
for fussing and fighting my friend.
I have always thought, that it’s a crime,
so I will ask you, once, again.
Try to see it my way,
only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong.
While you see it your way,
there’s a chance that we may fall apart before too long.
We can work it out,
we can work it out.”
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Or can we not?
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Ramen
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John was quite the optimist and an athiest. Which begs to ask the question, was Hinkley a fundie?
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