you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!… no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards! dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean… fuck…
i hate you. and im tired
-Shari
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“I love the website[.]” What kind of hate mail is this? Please rewrite it with less half-hearted kindess and more threats of flaming oars being shoved you know where.
-Avatar of Reason
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@ AoR – it is kind of a sad excuse for hate mail isn’t it? I do wish someone would revive the oars threats. That was before my time and I really missed out!
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WTFs a deuce bag?
Some kind of playing card for cleaning those hard to reach places?
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I’m a tre bag
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> WTF’s a deuce bag?
obviously it is a colloquialism for a bag that holds two things, i.e. scrotum.
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“Pompus ass-holes”? Seriously, one of our commandments is not to be “holier-than-though” We have no advertising apart from this site itself. Also we have no dogma, so we literally can’t take ourself seriously. You should prolly get some sleep and realize that Mormons have TV commercials, now that’s evasive.
Anyway u really need to get some sleep. Hope u come to ur senses Shari.
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@ Alchemist – Hilarious as usual!
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@ BCA – Do I want to know? :))
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no, u don’t
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OK! :))
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we are not going around the wold killing people in the name of the FSM like some fanatical christens or Muslims, and any way the FSM i more convincing. as a creationist theory.
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“im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac”
Because posting about your religion on another religion’s website isn’t obsessive at all. :/
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Yay! I get the first mirror! This one’s in “quote and response” form.
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“you no wat is stupid?! you pompus ass-holes who take this thing seriusly!”
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Hey, you know what else is stupid? You pompus Christians who take Christianity seriously!
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“no, i love the website but you guys are fuckin retards!”
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No, I love those millions of websites, but you Christians are misguided and such! At least we can write sentences.
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“dude, im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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Dude, I’m religious too, but I’m not handing out pamphlets like a crazy old man, you… “Duece bag?” If you’re gonna call me a condom, at least spell it right.
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“i mean… fuck…”
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I mean… At least we don’t go around swearing at everyone…
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“i hate you. and im tired”
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I feel sorry for you, and I don’t normally write to people when I’m tired. I might say something regrettable.
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“-Shari”
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-Captain Icecream
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@ Icecream – Good job! :))) Love it!
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I’m Deuce Bigalow….
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wait…no, i’m not
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btw, Rowdy, Oklahoma was nice this past weekend
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Deuce-bag…kinda sounds like those baggies they hand out at campgrounds if you have a dog. I wouldn’t wanna be one of those.
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@ BCA – You were in OK and didn’t tell me? What’s wrong with you! :))) I was at hubby’s family reunion at the south end of Lake Tenkiller. Several of us made it through because of liberal supplies of alcohol!! :)) Where were you?
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@ ihatemyspace – Hi!!!!
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Sulfur Springs
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Town was Sulfur….just outside of Chickasaw(sp?)…near Davis. Wild cats everywhere….lotsa relatives and booze too.
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You were SW of Oklahoma City; I was in SE Oklahoma…long ways away :((( Would’ve been great to accidentally end up in the same place!
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“I’m religious”………”I hate you”
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Uhh…I guess I don’t really need to say anything.
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“im tired”
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A nap could solve that.
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Is your exhaustion the cause of your tantrum? That might be where the problem lies.
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I think y’all may have misunderstood the ill-aimed vitriol, though I will admit that the coherence level was barely above drunken mumblings.
I believe the poster was praising the site in general, but was unhappy at the people who sit and wait for someone to say something laughable so they can pounce upon each misbegotten syllable and ridicule said poster within an inch of their lives.
I on the other hand love it. Were it not for the endless hilarity afforded by barely coherent people, I would be forced to lay waste to most of the inhabited planet.
cheers!
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This is the best hate-mail they can come up with now? I’ve seen better :)
Nice to have a new thread to spoil though. PlagueChicken, isn’t it fun when they oblige us with an angry mail? I love it :P
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im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac you duece-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You aren’t but your bible is. You many probably christian websites are. Im not, but the site is. So what is your point? Stop the site?
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“fuck” “i hate you” “ass-holes” “fuckin retards” and let’s not forget … “not a maniac”???
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@Rowdest
O wot a bruteful morning…O wot a bru-te-ful day…I’ve got a wondy-ful feeeeeeeeellllllliiiinnnng Shari is fu*king cray-zay!!!!!
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All together now: Oh wot a……
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FSM the musical…nice…
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Well I think Shari has conveyed a little ( just a hint mind you….maybe the vitriol?) of the xtian warmth contained in some of the more delicious earlier hatemails. Not as much creativity though. Oh well….
May His Noodly Appendage touch you in your dreams Shari :)
RAmen
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Aris
Welcome back! Good to hear from you again. :))
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Arrr….Thumper…hello :))
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Hello Horace :)
I’d stick to songwriting and give up god, queen, country & birch if I were you.
RAmen
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Thumper ™
Aug 6th, 2007 at 2:41 am
FSM the musical…nice…
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with some simon and garfunkel songs? Good music that.
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simon and garfunkle weren’t known for sea shanties!
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No, but very good with wabbits :)
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Ardmore/Sulfur is not SW of OKC…..
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I believe that Shari is calling us douche bags. The douche bag is used to hold the fluid that is used to rinse the vagina. It is supposed to be a slur.
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Obviously Shari is a piker. If she was not drunk when she wrote her hate mail, I hope that she gets some help. If she was drunk, why do you care about a bunch of pirates?
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Shari – name calling is the last resort of a limited vocabulary. That means you do not know many words and must use fuck.
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Hit the dictionary and come back later. Your views are yours to share.
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RAmen
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Only one real comment to make;
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“im religeous too but im not goin on about it like a fuckin maniac”
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So why are you telling us? Seriously, if you aren’t going on about something, it means you’re not talking about it.
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*Sigh* the youth of today :(
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Normal service now resumes…
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@jingles. – heh! don’t juge all of us by those christian cycopathes.
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why in the world does he yell trash at us if he hates us.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! .. AT ALL .. I MEAN YEAH THIS SITES GOOF FOR A RANDOM LAUGH BUT WHAT FUCKED UP PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIVE IN THIS SHIT .. FUCKING BUNCH OF RETARDS.
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*THIS SITES GOOD FOR A LUGH NOT GOOF FOR A LAUGH :S
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*LAUGH NOT LUGH JESUS IM HAVING A SPELLING MELTDOWN, BUT YOU GET MY COMMENT.
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@RSA
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are you insulting his noodliness?
watever, i have to go to work and dont feel like making up a humiliating yet oh-so-entertaining comment towards you
ill let someone else, the water for my ramen is boiling
toodles
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oh btw learn to type and either turn of caps lock or stop taping down shift
g’day mates
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ReligionSucksAsss Aug 6th, 2007 at 6:36 am
“FUCKING BUNCH OF RETARDS.”
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I don’t get it. Is this something you are actually doing? Fucking a bunch of retards? Don’t you think you’re kinda taking advantage of them? They might not understand the risks of sex. I hope you use protection.
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RAS – why you care what someone else thinks?
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Aristotle – you never know what strange things get people to where they want to go. I am not sure RAS could deal with a person with a modicome of education. I don’t want to assume RAW is a guy.
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Is profanity a virtue, too?
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seems like a christian virtue based on the hate mail.
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