When we moved into our new house, FSM moved me to create this homage to his beatific powers. All hail the FSM, yar!
-Dawn
I think that’s the best embroidery project I’ve seen. It’s very nice.
Richard Dawkins has a new TV series about the rise of superstition and pseudoscience, and you can watch the first episode online here. It’s pretty good.
Also, I would like to note that about 6 months ago I sent professor Dawkins an FSM emblem, and he never wrote back. I can only assume that he was so taken aback by the gesture that he couldn’t find the words to respond. I’m still waiting, professor.
All of you are invited to join the community Pastafarian blog at FSMBlogs.com. Its still in experimental stage at this point but it is fully functional so we’ll see how it goes.

The Pirate Festival – at Historic Fort York
2007 Dates: Aug 18-19, 25-26 and Sept 1-3 (10am – 6pm)
Location: Fort York – 100 Garrison Road, Toronto, ON
Are any Pastafarians attending? Send me pictures if so, please. Thanks.
i had a spare class, so i nicked the teacher’s whiteboard marker, with amusing results. naturally, being a catholic school, this was gone within an hour.
-Commodore Angryy

That’s the best white-board FSM illustration I’ve seen. Thank you very much, Commodore.
Dude… Bobby this is not right
as i read some of your articles your merchendise gets you around a job… go to school, get a job, and tell people that this is a lie. For kick and jokes it’s great, but it’s bad that we have people thinking that a flying ball of spaghetti is there god. one of my classmates says that they are fsm… THEY ARE K R A Z Y. Get a job in architecture you have the right imagination for it so it would be a great job. if you are a sole proprieter than you make your own hours.
I appologize for my fellow Christians actions with using the words “fuck, shit, and fuck you”
you know it is not true and is a lie. but it would make a great joke.
from Robert
Why sir do you dislike Christians so much that you would create a site willed with such sarcasm and spite? I appologize for all the “Christians” who have found their way onto your hate mail section of your page. Thier actions are not representations of Christ-like living. I mainly just want to know what it is that spurred your actions?
-Ryan
Note from Bobby: I don’t dislike Christians or the religion of Christianity. I dislike dogma and formalism. And I dislike that subset of Christians who push their beliefs on others. And especially those who do this in our schools and government, and then claim that’s not what they’re doing. We are not stupid.
On the top right corner of the page, you will see a live traffic map that Mark Maunder created. It shows where the last 100 visitors came from. Hold the mouse cursor over a dot, and you can see their exact location. I think it is very cool.
You can get your own live traffic widgets from www.feedjit.com
Thank you very much Mark!
Shasta writes:
Yarr!
My friend Becky recently celebrated a birthday, so as a fellow Pastafarian i decided to make her a Flying Spaghetti Monster cake. I thought you might enjoy it, so here’s a slightly fuzzy picture!
It’s a 3 layer half round chocolate cake, with buttercream filling. It’s covered in fondant, and there are two types of noodles – rolled fondant and marzipan. The eyes were made from icing, styrofoam and wire, and the thing was extraordinarily heavy. It took a few days, but i’m positive i’ve never had so much fun making a cake before.