If you do not believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a vengeful god then you are an ignorant fool who will greatly suffer for that ignorance. I pity you, fool.
Granted The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster is a highly laid back god, He can be compared to a women in his came state pleasant composed and gently but when crossed will fight with the ferocity of a rabid beast. In the name of vengeance he is a unequalled force.
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Hail the Flying Spaghetti monster,
let his Vengeance be swift.
Ugh. I hate having to make fun of my own people. But seriously, dude:
“He can be compared to a women in his came state pleasant composed and gently”
You were alright until you got to that part.
First, I want to dissect your spelling and grammar. “A women” doesn’t make sense. Numbers agreement would help. What exactly is a “came state”? And where in FSM’s name are all your commas? Finally, I think you meant “gentle” as opposed to “gently” because “gently” implies a verb forthcoming, but you just kept going.
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Also, I really don’t even know what to think about that sentence. Are you saying women are calm and gentle and then become rabid beasts? Or just the first part? Either way is insulting. So shut the hell up before the wenches come after you with frying pans.
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Hail the Flying Spaghetti monster,
let his Vengeance be swift.
Hi, Thumper! I’d say we missed you but everyone else already did. In fact, we had a spammer we thought might be you. But sadly, it wasn’t.
Nice job, Baron. You mugged me. Also, I don’t believe the FSM does the whole “vengeance” thing. He’s kind of a laid-back deity.
I swiped 100.
Good call :)
If you do not believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a vengeful god then you are an ignorant fool who will greatly suffer for that ignorance. I pity you, fool.
Granted The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster is a highly laid back god, He can be compared to a women in his came state pleasant composed and gently but when crossed will fight with the ferocity of a rabid beast. In the name of vengeance he is a unequalled force.
-
Hail the Flying Spaghetti monster,
let his Vengeance be swift.
Ugh. I hate having to make fun of my own people. But seriously, dude:
“He can be compared to a women in his came state pleasant composed and gently”
You were alright until you got to that part.
First, I want to dissect your spelling and grammar. “A women” doesn’t make sense. Numbers agreement would help. What exactly is a “came state”? And where in FSM’s name are all your commas? Finally, I think you meant “gentle” as opposed to “gently” because “gently” implies a verb forthcoming, but you just kept going.
.
Also, I really don’t even know what to think about that sentence. Are you saying women are calm and gentle and then become rabid beasts? Or just the first part? Either way is insulting. So shut the hell up before the wenches come after you with frying pans.
P.S. Read the Gospel, Baron. Maybe you just need to be enlightened on our Noodly Master’s true nature.