dude fsm sucks

Published July 26th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
-gardal



400 Responses to “dude fsm sucks”

  1. Red Dutchpasta Wench says:

    In some cases it is a blessing for mankind these people don’t get a chance to breed….

  2. Commodore Angryy says:

    If anyone is considering watching the movie entitled ‘the Darwin Awards’, i would only suggest it if you are a smalll time admirer of said awards. if you are a fan, it’ll just ruin the whole thing.

  3. Irate Pirate says:

    Gardal, you can capitalize God, Jesus, and His, but you are somehow unable to use the caps lock at the beginning of a sentence.

    I so sorry the FSM did not bless you with intelligence.

    Ramen

  4. Sean says:

    dude fsm sucks.(why must you all mock our Lord and Savior?) i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs.(what’s the point of believing in the christian god? same poop different toilet) the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it.(and he did a marvelous job, don’t you think so?) beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. (so, burning in hell for eternity and a god who wont show his/her/its face doesnt suck?)you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief.(yes, BELIEF, not fact. we have as much proof of FSM as you do in god and jebus) you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. (dude, we aren’t throwing anything away, we are simply choosing to believe what we want, kind of like you christians, only we don’t brainwash our children before they can speak, we let them choose)………………………………………think well………………………………………(oh don’t worry I am)
    -gardal

  5. Memoriam says:

    This is my very favorite type of hate mail. I love it when someone takes us seriously, and then blasts us for believing in something nonsensical, while simultaneously citing the very absurdities we’re parodying. Good times.

  6. Al says:

    Also the fact that he assumes Pastafarians are male..starting the sentence with Dude, possibly Dudette would acceptable as in “Dudes and Dudettes ?”

    Still, our Main Dude For The Gig will forgive him when the day of Judgement is near and unlike an eternal fiery dip that we would get, he will instead be just placed at the back of the queue… unfortunately this means cold pasta and beer that has been opened and gone flat but hey who cares…

  7. Christopher Seemann says:

    No Gardal we throw nothing away, we simply are fed up with all the crap the chuch puts out on a weekly basis, we formed a group to talk about what we are, and to remind mankind that logical conclutions have carried us father then blind belief

  8. The Pastafarian says:

    God….Jesus…what about Allah, Buddha, Zeus, or Odin??? Are these not valid gods? Isn’t each one worth our time? Can’t we just quit arguing about who has the best invisible friend? I grew out of imaginary friends years ago to be quite honest!

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