dude fsm sucks

Published July 26th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
-gardal



400 Responses to “dude fsm sucks”

  1. new york pastafarian says:

    nice song ۞

  2. ۞ says:

    Yeah. the rules are you can’t claim more than one medal.
    So you got Gold. Stratus42 got silver. I got bronze.

  3. Vindhyan Bob says:

    Methinks this piece of hate mail sounds a little faked, mainly because of this statement: “what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs”

  4. new york pastafarian says:

    oh, oops, i always thought it was by the posts not the posters aha

    thanks for clearing that up

  5. ۞ says:

    I think slowpoke is a compliment and the wenches will agree!

  6. new york pastafarian says:

    keep it G rated ۞

    you never know if there are minors around ……….. lol

  7. ۞ says:

    I have no idea what you’re talkin about NYP.

  8. new york pastafarian says:

    either you’re sarcastic or my psychic powers have decreased of late, along with brain power in general

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