dude fsm sucks

Published July 26th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
-gardal



400 Responses to “dude fsm sucks”

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  1. new york pastafarian says:

    huh?
    i think plenty, fsm rocks man!!!!!

  2. new york pastafarian says:

    holycow my second 1st post!!!! and second post gold and silver, a pirates favorite things

    except rum

  3. new york pastafarian says:

    and for the third post

    gardal, you need to update your vocabsucks is not particularly offending

    and what in fsm’s name is wrong with pasta and drunkkenness????

  4. Stratus42 says:

    So? When was the last time a pastafarian knocked on your door at 8am on a Saturday morning? .. ok.. so never right? so click the back button, nobody’s forcin’ our belief on you. I only hope that one day you too might be touched by one of His noodley tendrils. Arrrggg!

  5. ۞ says:

    Bronze!

  6. new york pastafarian says:

    no bronze for you slowpoke ۞

    get inline faster

    we new yorkers are so pushy remember

  7. ۞ says:

    ♫ Always believe in Bronze! ♫
    ♫ Blah Blah Blah ♫
    ♫ Bronze! ♫
    ♫Can’t remember the words! ♫
    ♫ Bronze ♫

  8. Rowdiest Wench says:

    A new thread!!! Yayyyy!!!
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    Hi ۞!
    .
    Back in a bit…

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