Comments on: dude fsm sucks http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-843511 Garrick McElroy Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:32:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-843511 I did think well. I thought for myself and where this whole Christianity thing was taking me. Now I'm not Christian. Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net I did think well. I thought for myself and where this whole Christianity thing was taking me. Now I’m not Christian.

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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]]> By: luv jain http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-779766 luv jain Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:30:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-779766 u must hav no balls. u must hav no balls.

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]]> By: Q http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-725115 Q Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:43:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-725115 Haha..thats a huge ass load of bullshit.. You belive in a piece of floating fucking pasta? Oh my god...bobby seriously your a fukin joke everyone laughs at you... Have fun in hell with those strippers with STD`s your talking about. Haha thanks for the fucking laughs... By the way: This isint a church, either. Its an online community of fuking retards. Haha..thats a huge ass load of bullshit..
You belive in a piece of floating fucking pasta?
Oh my god…bobby seriously your a fukin joke everyone laughs at you…
Have fun in hell with those strippers with STD`s your talking about.
Haha thanks for the fucking laughs…
By the way: This isint a church, either. Its an online community of fuking retards.

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]]> By: The Pastafarian http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-465691 The Pastafarian Tue, 27 May 2008 22:23:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-465691 God....Jesus...what about Allah, Buddha, Zeus, or Odin??? Are these not valid gods? Isn't each one worth our time? Can't we just quit arguing about who has the best invisible friend? I grew out of imaginary friends years ago to be quite honest! God….Jesus…what about Allah, Buddha, Zeus, or Odin??? Are these not valid gods? Isn’t each one worth our time? Can’t we just quit arguing about who has the best invisible friend? I grew out of imaginary friends years ago to be quite honest!

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]]> By: Christopher Seemann http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-465682 Christopher Seemann Tue, 27 May 2008 22:17:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-465682 No Gardal we throw nothing away, we simply are fed up with all the crap the chuch puts out on a weekly basis, we formed a group to talk about what we are, and to remind mankind that logical conclutions have carried us father then blind belief No Gardal we throw nothing away, we simply are fed up with all the crap the chuch puts out on a weekly basis, we formed a group to talk about what we are, and to remind mankind that logical conclutions have carried us father then blind belief

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]]> By: Al http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-465059 Al Tue, 27 May 2008 14:10:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-465059 Also the fact that he assumes Pastafarians are male..starting the sentence with Dude, possibly Dudette would acceptable as in "Dudes and Dudettes ?" Still, our Main Dude For The Gig will forgive him when the day of Judgement is near and unlike an eternal fiery dip that we would get, he will instead be just placed at the back of the queue... unfortunately this means cold pasta and beer that has been opened and gone flat but hey who cares... Also the fact that he assumes Pastafarians are male..starting the sentence with Dude, possibly Dudette would acceptable as in “Dudes and Dudettes ?”

Still, our Main Dude For The Gig will forgive him when the day of Judgement is near and unlike an eternal fiery dip that we would get, he will instead be just placed at the back of the queue… unfortunately this means cold pasta and beer that has been opened and gone flat but hey who cares…

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]]> By: Memoriam http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-464285 Memoriam Tue, 27 May 2008 02:15:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-464285 This is my very favorite type of hate mail. I love it when someone takes us seriously, and then blasts us for believing in something nonsensical, while simultaneously citing the very absurdities we're parodying. Good times. This is my very favorite type of hate mail. I love it when someone takes us seriously, and then blasts us for believing in something nonsensical, while simultaneously citing the very absurdities we’re parodying. Good times.

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]]> By: Sean http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-284557 Sean Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:32:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-284557 dude fsm sucks.(why must you all mock our Lord and Savior?) i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs.(what's the point of believing in the christian god? same poop different toilet) the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it.(and he did a marvelous job, don't you think so?) beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. (so, burning in hell for eternity and a god who wont show his/her/its face doesnt suck?)you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief.(yes, BELIEF, not fact. we have as much proof of FSM as you do in god and jebus) you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. (dude, we aren't throwing anything away, we are simply choosing to believe what we want, kind of like you christians, only we don't brainwash our children before they can speak, we let them choose)………………………………………think well………………………………………(oh don't worry I am) -gardal dude fsm sucks.(why must you all mock our Lord and Savior?) i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs.(what’s the point of believing in the christian god? same poop different toilet) the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it.(and he did a marvelous job, don’t you think so?) beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. (so, burning in hell for eternity and a god who wont show his/her/its face doesnt suck?)you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief.(yes, BELIEF, not fact. we have as much proof of FSM as you do in god and jebus) you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. (dude, we aren’t throwing anything away, we are simply choosing to believe what we want, kind of like you christians, only we don’t brainwash our children before they can speak, we let them choose)………………………………………think well………………………………………(oh don’t worry I am)
-gardal

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]]> By: Irate Pirate http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-210040 Irate Pirate Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:04:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-210040 Gardal, you can capitalize God, Jesus, and His, but you are somehow unable to use the caps lock at the beginning of a sentence. I so sorry the FSM did not bless you with intelligence. Ramen Gardal, you can capitalize God, Jesus, and His, but you are somehow unable to use the caps lock at the beginning of a sentence.

I so sorry the FSM did not bless you with intelligence.

Ramen

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]]> By: Commodore Angryy http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-204140 Commodore Angryy Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:17:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-204140 If anyone is considering watching the movie entitled 'the Darwin Awards', i would only suggest it if you are a smalll time admirer of said awards. if you are a fan, it'll just ruin the whole thing. If anyone is considering watching the movie entitled ‘the Darwin Awards’, i would only suggest it if you are a smalll time admirer of said awards. if you are a fan, it’ll just ruin the whole thing.

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]]> By: Red Dutchpasta Wench http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-204138 Red Dutchpasta Wench Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:12:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-204138 In some cases it is a blessing for mankind these people don't get a chance to breed.... In some cases it is a blessing for mankind these people don’t get a chance to breed….

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-204136 Wench Nikkiee Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:08:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-204136 Frightening thing is that the awards just seem to get better and better every year. Frightening thing is that the awards just seem to get better and better every year.

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-204132 Wench Nikkiee Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:02:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-204132 @Pluto Oct 11th, 2007 at 3:21 am "Here is the glorious Winner: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked." . Yay.....hahahahahaha RAmen to James Elliot for his contribution to cleaning out the shallow end of the gene pool. @Pluto Oct 11th, 2007 at 3:21 am
“Here is the glorious Winner:
1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.”
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Yay…..hahahahahaha
RAmen to James Elliot for his contribution to cleaning out the shallow end of the gene pool.

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]]> By: Booty http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-204127 Booty Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:49:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-204127 LOL! I love the Darwin awards :) LOL!
I love the Darwin awards :)

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]]> By: Pluto http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-204120 Pluto Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:38:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-204120 Oops lost the ret cos of those weird brackets! Here’s the rest from mention 4. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. . 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. . 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer: $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?) . 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. . 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." . 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan , at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. . ******A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER***** . 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. . In the interest of bettering human kind please share these with your friends and family .. unless of course one of these 10 individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost. Oops lost the ret cos of those weird brackets! Here’s the rest from mention 4.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to
Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.
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5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
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6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer: $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)
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7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
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8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.”
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9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan , at
5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
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******A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER*****
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10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.
.
In the interest of bettering human kind please share these with your friends and family .. unless of course one of these 10 individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.

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]]> By: Pluto http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-204112 Pluto Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:21:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-204112 Yes I emailed him from work yesterday. On a more jolly note I’ve just been emailed this years Darwin Awards. . Here is the glorious Winner: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. . And now, the Honourable Mentions: . 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. . 3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. . 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Yes I emailed him from work yesterday.
On a more jolly note I’ve just been emailed this years Darwin Awards.
.
Here is the glorious Winner:

1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
.
And now, the Honourable Mentions:
.
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved.
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3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
.
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to

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]]> By: Booty http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-204102 Booty Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:59:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-204102 Hi Pluto! Have you got the email from Alchemist yet? It's an invite to join our non-existant secret group which has absolutely nothing to do with taking over the world - if not I will send you one later. @ everyone regarding "me" - I think the split personality fits perfectly with Xianity - "I love you" "Worship me or burn in hell" makes perfect sense to me! ;) Hi Pluto!
Have you got the email from Alchemist yet?
It’s an invite to join our non-existant secret group which has absolutely nothing to do with taking over the world – if not I will send you one later.
@ everyone regarding “me” – I think the split personality fits perfectly with Xianity – “I love you” “Worship me or burn in hell” makes perfect sense to me! ;)

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]]> By: Pluto http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-204094 Pluto Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:28:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-204094 Can't access my hotmail from work. They block it. Do you have my E-mail? Sorry everyone if I killed the mood. It's just this is the sort of thing that get to me the most. Deceiving for the most un-noble or reasons. Like the whole WMD bull. Can’t access my hotmail from work. They block it. Do you have my E-mail?
Sorry everyone if I killed the mood. It’s just this is the sort of thing that get to me the most. Deceiving for the most un-noble or reasons. Like the whole WMD bull.

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]]> By: Commodore Angryy http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-204093 Commodore Angryy Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:23:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-204093 Pluto, i speak no spanish. i think i know how to say 'how much does that cost' but i certainly don't know how to spell it. what's the email address? Pluto, i speak no spanish. i think i know how to say ‘how much does that cost’ but i certainly don’t know how to spell it. what’s the email address?

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]]> By: Pluto http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-204089 Pluto Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:58:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-204089 @ Commodore Angryy- I got an email in my in box in Spanish or something. Anything to do with you? @ Commodore Angryy- I got an email in my in box in Spanish or something. Anything to do with you?

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