dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
-gardal
dude fsm sucks
Published by Bobby Henderson July 26th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 395 Comments
395 Responses to “dude fsm sucks”
I could really use some wench right about now!
Aaaarghh! aargh…aargh
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I recon you would need a friday for that party, i mean, fridays are holy after all
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@WN- yeh that ones cool. this one though i often say to christians.
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4: I really rather you didn’t build muitimillion dollar chrurches/mosqes/temples in my honor when you could use that money to:
1.End world hunger
2.Cure dieases
3. End poverty and lower the cost of cable.
I may be a multicarbohadrate being but I do know how to enjoy myself. After all I am the creator.
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okay i know that’s not right but I know it’s close.
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Nikkiee, superfrog, it just shows we re a real religion, we can pick whatever suits us at the moment :)))
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@RDPW- Yeah, but we still stick to our basic morals (the very few we have)
@ZooM- That sounds fine, it’s definatly not blasphy, it might even be considered worship.
Anyway I decided to come over to this thread/post because “I find this sad” was getting slow.
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Morning/afternoon/evening (or tomorrow for Nikkiee and the antipodean cohort)
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Just found this quiz:
http://www.justafreak.com/christianenemy.shtml
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“Which Enemy of the Christian Faith Are You?
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I got heretic! Me?
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I love question 3:
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3. Why do terrible things happen?
-Don’t ask me.
-Divine Intervention of course.
-I dunno, why do good things happen?
-Survival of the fittest.
-” Terrible” is rather subjective.
-Because people trust me.
-Satans grasp on this world is tightening.
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I got atheist, just because the FSM was once again grossly neglected in the possible answers of course :)
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I love these quizzes :P
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w00t, I’m a philosopher/scientist. Wow this quiz is pretty accurate.
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i got whatever. that me. this pirate doesn’t care what people do as long as thier is grog/rum, wenches, and the FSM.
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Hi all :))
I got philosopher/scientist too. That’s scary. I would prefer pagan/heathen.
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Hi Alchemist :)
“for Nikkiee and the antipodean cohort”
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Who’s the cohort? :)
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I got “whatever”. Didn’t know I was THAT careless! Hahahahahaha! Worthless, those online quizzes. I once got a IQ of 129 delivered… after a questionary in Shakespeare’s tongue (my third language!), with a conclusion that should direct me towards maths. I’m USELESS in maths! I say, worthless, those tests…
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@Wench Nikkiee Aug 4th, 2007 at 1:57 pm “Who’s the cohort? :)”
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That’s whatever bunch of people that stand next to you to withold you from smashing your computer screen every time an IDiot or YEC lays an egg… err… thinks he/she makes a sensible statement. I think you do need a cohort for that ;)
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Hey Nikkiee – I like the word :) No way are there 600 Aussies here :)
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Hi JB,
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There is another Flemish guy around, met him in the chat room a few hours ago, ¨loonsaus¨. RAmen to the growing Dutch speaking FSM congregation. Or FSM congregation of any language actually.
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Bruuuk Bok Bok Bok Braaaagurk!!!!
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Rochefort-Leffe-Kasteel-Brugge Triple-Chamey-Bud Light—what’s in the chalice??? FEE FI FO FUM
I smell the blood of a Flemish man and some really tasty body of FSM.
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Wow, I am apparently an atheist. Never would have guessed :P
Excellent quiz.
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Just a post and run, I’ll be gone by the time you read this.
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Jingles,
fading back into the background, with bells on!
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OK- so according to Alchemist’s quiz I’m an “atheist”—but so many things aren’t accidental or random-or are they? Is it all about shear force??? “When ya chewin on life’s gristle-don’t worry- give a whistle-and know that things will turn out for the best— aaaaaaaaaaand always look on the bright side of death(emphasis applied)from MP-thanks—we need DERFLOO in the U.S.
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OOP EEP OP OORP and around we go–thank you god night!
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That quiz is broken. It states that i am an atheist. But am I not most clearly a pastafarian?
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@Alchemist Aug 4th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
“No way are there 600 Aussies here :)”
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I’d agree:) 20million of them in OZ though….I know a few of them…not all though. :p))
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JB
“every time an IDiot or YEC lays an egg… err… thinks he/she makes a sensible statement.”
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Commodore Horace T Swordfish Aug 4th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
“Bruuuk Bok Bok Bok Braaaagurk!!!!”
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I believe Horace just laid an egg!
hehehehe…..laughs at that image.
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Stop it- eggs are for people too!
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surprising, apparently i’m an atheist.
i found more evidence of the fsm in queensland today, will post pictures soon.
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Thanks for the link to the quiz Alchemist. I ended up atheist too.
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Man this guy is thick, does he not know that jesus and god are one of the same, (supposiedly). O and whats the point in believeing in some all powerfull overlord, that is even more improable the his supposed creation.
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Making the world smarter one idiot at a time
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Huge surprise, I am an Atheist, now lets find a really challenging quiz. Somthing along the lines of how do you make toast?
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I’m a whatever. though i don’t think that’s a good thing. I’d rather be a pastfarian Pirate!
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@ZOO MOTEEN Aug 4th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
“Stop it- eggs are for people too!”
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You think Horace may be a person? I suppose that is possible…. ;)
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“dude fsm sucks”
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No, He flies.
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Your religion makes no sense.
First off, God committed adultery. He practically raped Mary. How does that even make sense? A virgin giving birth? Wtf?!
Second, according to Evangelicalism, the point of the religion is to convert everyone to your own religion. That’s just crap. Sorry.
Third. When God created the Universe (there was supposedly nothing but himself), he said “let there be light.” Problem there. Light didn’t exist at the time, but he created it. Words didn’t exist, either. Neither did language. It’s so freaking confusing, it doesn’t make any sense!
Fourth: People are making money off selling Bibles. Where’s God’s cut in the profit? It seems downright blasphemy to sell God’s work and make money off of it.
Pastafarianism is so much simpler. Don’t become Pastafarian if you don’t want to. It’s your choice.
Glad you like the site.
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Dude, FSM RULEZ! :)
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FSM rocks! its more true then Christianity, i mean c’mon! we’ve all seen spaghetti, but who has ever seen a lame guy with a dumb beard come back from the dead, just to float off into the sky?!?
FSM is the only religion for me!!
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I’ve never even seen anyone come back from the dead or float off in to the sky, let alone both.
I have seen people with beards sandals and poor personal hygiene though.
But I’ve seen a lot more pasta.
RAmen.
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@Follower Of FSM # 373286216
Welcome to the church of the FSM to you as a new adherent.
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well, its good to finaly find a religion that is actually believable!
All hail the Spaghedeity!
RAmen
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Etay,
I don’t think God raped Mary. You know what a turn on some chicks find power. As soon as God said hello baby, she’d be ‘Joseph who? Hello Hotshot!’
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There’s a hilarious modern replay of that myth over on the In Pursuit of God site.
Someone called Nashdude believes that his wifes pregnancy is a miracle because he is sterile!
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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I’m not at home so I can’t find you the link.
One of the other Pastafarians (*cough* disciples) might be able to find it.
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he may be sterile, but i bet the neighbour isn’t.
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Found it.
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http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/debates-discussion/6015-miracles-do-you-have-examples-2.html#post79143
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I forgot his second wife (who was subject to the miracle ;) ) is called Mary.
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I know you’re going to say it’s a hoax, but I’m pretty sure Nashdude is a genuine bona fide asshole and not some sort of satirical troll.
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He has 2,614 posts on that forum at a rate of over 11 a day.
If he’s a parody, he’s working hard at it!
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Aya,
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There’s something in the Bible about Love Thy Neighbour.
Mary is just taking it literally like any good fundie should!
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@Symobol dude
“There’s a hilarious modern replay of that myth over on the In Pursuit of God site.
Someone called Nashdude believes that his wifes pregnancy is a miracle because he is sterile!
Ha Ha Ha Ha.”
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Just checked out the ole Final Harvest…it’s gotta be a hoax…not even Millsey and his flock are that stoopid…
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Wtf? Don’t you know this is just sattire? I’m a Christian and have no problems with it, it’s very funny. And if you think it’s serious you need to see a psychiatrist. I know some good ones, contact me.
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@Anon – What separates one fairy tail from another? Just because more people profess faith in your god, does that make it real? At one point the majority of the planet thought the planet was flat, where they right?
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@thumper,
If Nashdude is satire he is a very good satire. He’s a senior member in that group with (as I mentioned) over 2000 postings stretching back months.
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Hats off if he’s a gag!
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Oh, and speaking of long running satires. Takes one to know one my fluffy tailed friend.
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@۞
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Have they let you back on the site yet?
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I took a wander over there yesterday, saw Nashdude apologising for attending a Baptist church rather than a Pentecostal. Seems like there is a pecking order of denominations even within the disestablished church. What a shock!
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Alchemist,
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I’ve got a login called Rub El Hizb which seems to be OK.
I haven’t posted with it.
Though I’m sorely tempted to point out to Nashdude the more earthly explanation for his miracle.
Tee Hee.
He must be a troll. Macho guy like him isn’t going to admit to firing blanks and marry someone called Mary who then has a miracle pregnancy.
Too funny.
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He’s very good if he is a troll but I admit the miracle pregnancy of Mary is a bit, well :) I’d have been proud of that if it got past the mods :)
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Hello all,
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I´m pretty sure Nashdude is genuine. I had an endless shouting match with him on dating methods etc in the ¨how to talk to atheist friends¨thread. Sounds like a very real faith head to me. Brings up all the standard canards like the second law of thermodynamics and other YEC shite. I don´t a troll would stoop that low.
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I haven’t looked at the thread yet, but his production (almost on cue) of the standard objections could be taken as evidence that he is a troll.
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