dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
-gardal
dude fsm sucks
Published by Bobby Henderson July 26th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 395 Comments
395 Responses to “dude fsm sucks”
Cap’n – how can you say “THAT’S WHY YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES.
(No, I don’t mean all Christians, I mean all hate-spewing ‘Christians.’)”?
.
You don’t know all of the them. However, I believe that you are generally correct.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
wtf, that a pretty one minded view
“not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief.” the FSM would not be impressed, even if you do not belive in him, doesnt mean that christianity is the only religion, what about….erm….all those other ones
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
i’ll prepare some pasta in the shape of fsm. eat it, you’ll be enlightened. and you will see the world as it really is.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
fuck that shit. change.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
yay i became famous. my email is gardal@euroweb.net.mt
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
msn—- roy-mustang-007@hotmail.com
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hi
.
A lurker surfaces! More power to your elbows chaps & wenches.
.
.
I don’t know where to post this but I think you’d enjoy Marcus Brigstocke’s rants the last 2 weeks from The Now Show on BBC Radio 4.
Last week’s is available on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY-ZrwFwLQg
The other one can be heard for the next week on “listen again” on Radio 4’s website.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/nowshow.shtml?focuswin
.
There is a particulaly good atheist’s lords prayer at about the 12th minute.
Get it before it’s gone……
Keep the noodly goodness flowing!
Wrinkly Wench
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hi wrinkly wench.
We’ve never met before.
Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Wrinkly.
I’m crying with laughter at that Marcus Brigstoke youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY-ZrwFwLQg
.
Actually it is very relevant to the discussion we’ve been having with Krony.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
holy crap! i think christians are actually getting dumber. is this actually possible?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hi ۞
.
Thanks
.
I escaped from a pious catholic upbringing about 4 decades ago but only found enlightenment (& entertainment) from FSM a few months ago. (40 years in the wilderness! Actually, it was pretty good.)
.
I consider that I have been touched by his noodly appendage (& we ate spag bol this evening).
.
BTW
Where’ve the IPOG people gone? I’ve been out of things for a bit & they’ve evaporated. DPG was doing a great job when I last dropped in.
Wrinkly Wench
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
yeh, i think so. the dumb ones survive and continue to get dumber.
.
i love the video!!!!!! i am still laughing from that one.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I’m listening to that radio show.
It is is brilliant.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hi there Wrinkly Wench. Ta for the links, very funny :) I’m a Radio 4 fan too. Well, TMS and “Sailing By” are classics :)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I like “I’m sorry I haven’t a clue”.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
What’s TMS? Sailing By is on too late for me & doesn’t hold the attention. Not a classic – too boring. I’m sorry I haven’t a clue is funny but not usually thought provoking.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
TMS. Test Match Special – the sound of summer :D
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Cricket!! Bleagh!
.
Though of course you can follow it if you want to…..
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Defintitely not thought provoking.
Well actually Samantha provokes thoughts, but you probably didn’t mean that!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
You’ve got your imaginary friend in the sky, we’ve got our very real friend in our pasta bowl. Who’s the deluded one?
Bow down to the meatbally one.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“Cricket!! Bleagh!”
Yeah! Pretty much the way I feel at the moment.
BTW – Hello and welcome. Watch out for some of the folks, they can get a bit silly!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
CNN was rite. your religion is ridiculous. yes, other religions hav ther fair share of absoloutly retarted things,but pastafarianism? WTF! u worship a fucking man made food! so stop believing in this B.S, you kno its not real…i think its funy when the truth is its GAY AS HELL
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
BS, I hate 1 vs. 100
.
So there.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Bob Saget, please use apostrophes. Also, it really wouldn’t kill you to capitalize at the beginnings of sentences as opposed to at the end of one of them. You could also do yourself a lot of good by actually spelling words out, like “right”, “have”, “you”, and “know”, and on that same topic, I find it “absolutely” “retarded”, and “funny” that you misspelled all of those words.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
as i’ve said before, god really needs to get a new advertisement. bob saget is obviously not selling any faith here.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Bob, Is hell gay?
They talk about torture, but that probably means there’s a 10 minute queue for a latte.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
SE, Bob did manage however to spell believing ridiculous and pastafarianism correctly.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I always disliked Bob Saget, the guy pretended to be funny but never was.
PS Bob, I’m writing in a (for me) foreign language, hence the spelling and grammar errors, what’s your excuse?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
okay, so all u do is criticize spelling because u kno im rite. o, and by the way my orgin is latvian, so i hav some spelling issues
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
some?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I would expect any spelling errors to at least follow phonetic rules…
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
My organ is American…..so there
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@Wrinkly Wench
¨BTW
Where’ve the IPOG people gone? I’ve been out of things for a bit & they’ve evaporated. DPG was doing a great job when I last dropped in.¨
.
Not all Pastafarians would agree with you, but thanks for the compliment. Krony is still around on the same thread. I said I´d post a reply to him after my holiday. Humble Pie has turned to the ultimate losers argument when he couldn´t produce ANYTHING in a science debate: criticising me for the tone of my posts rather than posting anything of substance.
.
I´ll be happy to exchange some more thoughts with krony when I have some more time, but HP has shown himslef to be just another dishonest believer who will stoop pretty low to cling to his fairy taile beliefs. Maybe it was when some posters who had initially condemned my strong tone (ok, I admit, it was outright yelling) turned against him that he chickened out.
.
Oh and yes, he said he´d pray for me. Bwahahahaha! May the FSM have mercy on that misguided man.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@ DPG – Hope things are going better for you! I guess HP really did chicken out. All I said to him was to expect problems if he quoted things out of context…oh well. I guess not everyone can handle intellectual scrutiny.
.
@ Wrinkly Wench – Haven’t had a chance to say hi yet! So Welcome and RAmen from Rowdy Wench!!
.
@ BCA – I seem to be missing you lately…I’ll check back to see if you are still around this evening.
.
@ RDPW – I never liked Bob Saget either!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@RW…Stop missing me
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@ BCA – I know, I know! It’s much more fun to run into you! :))) Hope you are doing well! I’ll be back in a bit…
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
It is?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Well I thought so! I meant in a fun way! :))
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
ok
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
:)) How goes the campaign? You had some really great platform ideas last I knew!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Campaign stalled…still looking for Wench Knockers.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
No one game to knock the Wenches here. Too many frying pans around :p)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@ BCA – Sorry about the campaign. I’m surprised a Wench Knockers hasn’t shown up! With the insanity of this group you’d think it would happen…
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Wench Nikkiee
Jul 29th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
No one game to knock the Wenches here. Too many frying pans around :p)
*
RAmen Nikkiee, I’ll keep mine polished and ready :)))))))
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
People say they’ll do that for us a lot.
Either:
a) They then don’t and are liars.
b) We’re going to win the lottery/convert to xianity or whatever they pray for us to do.
c) They’re religion is a bag of shite.
.
It’s hard to work out. Could some of the xians who’ve promised to pray for us ‘fess up if they actually did pray. ‘cos its either a) or c).
PS: If they pray for us to convert then aren’t they asking God to violate our free will. I thought that wasn’t allowed.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Argh – So bored! Head going to explode!
You never told me your wife is away again, Cap’n – are you avoiding me? ;P
The frying pan is in the wash, so you are safe there!
.
.
Hi Wrinkly Wench! Welcome aboard! Have you been stowing away then? ;)
That’s OK, but you have to watch out for Ship’s Cat :)
.
.
.
Have a good holiday DPG!
.
.
.
Hi everyone else, I promise to try to catch up on the last few emails and comments later – too busy playing with my pussy lately :D :D :D
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Booty – That sounds like a very worth while way to spend time. I like to spend as much time with pussy as I can.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hi All…how was the weekend? Mine was busy as usual, heat wave doing in a bunch of seniors with no air. So carting loads to nice air conditioned hospitals where they usually recover nicely until they get booted out. Two more weeks of heat predicted…sigh.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Best of luck with your efforts Iron Bess.
.
It has been a bit slow.
.
Time to get cracking. Be a good pirate.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Booty, Yes Mrs symbol is away again. On holiday.
.
I’m going out there on Friday or I would pop round and give
your pussy a seeing tosee to your pussysee your pussy..
Hang on that isn’t much better. Oh you know what I mean! :) ;)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0